#OC:Meeb

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RB and let me know who you picked (and why for bonus points) :) and maybe make a poll with your own OCs!!

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Feel free to ask me some questions!!

5, 13, 21, 22, 25, 27 for Meeb. and 19 for weremeeb for good measure becuz i wanna know what vampmeeb would be like hehe

MEEB MY BELOVED!! OK HERE WE GO

5. Has your oc ever had a near-death experience?

Yes! When ve was a child ve almost starved to death which is what drove vem to cannibalize someone for the first time when they visited. And thus kickstarted a deeply unhealthy coping mechanism ve STILL relies on

13. Has your oc ever tortured/hurt someone else without killing them?

Well. Ve TRIED to kill it but there was an incident where (@apotheoseity's) Quicksave visited and taunted vem to the point where ve snapped and attacked it. And then made it impossible for vem to kill it! I'm not sure that even counted as torture, either, because I don't think Quick felt anything.

21. If given the choice to become a monster, would they do it? Would they give up their humanity for power?

I don't think so, actually! Meeb loves the human body so much (anatomy is ver special interest) that, while ve already considers vemself inhuman in a sense, ve wouldn't want to change ver physical body at all. Ve doesn't consider being powerful all that important, since ve considers ver life's purpose to be simply waiting for ver parents to return so that ve can continue to serve them.

22. Does your oc believe in ghosts?

Ve DOES and ve is HORRIFIED of the idea of them. Ve pretty much exclusively calls them "spectres" and the idea of them makes vem want to cry. Ve hates the idea of something undetectable touching/moving ver things, breaking something, or making a mess

25. Has your oc ever been kidnapped? How did they deal with the situation? How would they, if they haven’t?

Oh dear god Meeb would NOT be able to handle being kidnapped. Ve has SEVERE agoraphobia and can't go more than a few feet off of ver property without panicking even if ver hand is being held and ve is being encouraged by someone ve loves. If ve was forcibly taken away from ver home by someone malicious, I genuinely don't think ve would EVER recover from the amount of distress that would cause vem. Ve wouldn't be able to speak or function at all for the entire duration

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19. If your oc were to turn into a vampire or a werewolf, which would they be, and what would they be like? If they already are one of those, what would they be like as the other one?

WEREMEEB AS A VAMPIRE... HMM hes so puppy doggy in my brain it's so hard to imagine. Well first of all he would hate it bc his parents were HUGE vampire hunters so he'd kind of be upset with himself for turning into the very thing his parents wanted to kill every day of their lives. I think sourcing blood would be difficult for him bc he doesn't have a lot of mental energy to do it himself so he would probably receive support from the DNCCS (they're aware of his life situation and know how hard he's going through it so they would end up supplying donated blood for him while he tries to figure out a more stable source). Frog would probably end up being his main donor I think to parallel the fact that he's his keeper in Vamp AU ^_^

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NUNS COMMENCE INCANTING

AS THE LIGHTNING STRIKES MINE TEMPLES, THUS

ELECTRIFYING MINE CHAMBERS WHOLLY

SCORCHING OUT THINE SOVEREIGNTY

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WEREWOLVES!! they're like .. monkey puppys :] but worse

These are the werewolves' full moon forms from my Vampverse setting!! From top to bottom we have Meeb, Bailey and Shay!! They're 11ft long, 8ft long, and 8.5ft long, respectively.

More about them under the cut!!

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In this setting, lycanthropy is an incurable disease spread by saliva which causes the body to kick into overdrive one time a month and morph itself into a hairy, apelike form that's only vaguely canid. This transformation is deeply traumatic for the body and burns thousands of calories at once, leaving the werewolf - also known as a "lycanthrope" - starved and desperate for food. The fear, pain, hunger, and adrenaline make werewolves extremely dangerous while transformed, as they will go to any length to eat, and often do not recognize loved ones as anything other than potential meals.

Werewolves cope with this condition by choosing a designated "keeper" - someone who they trust to contain, feed, and supervise them during the full moons, most often a family member, partner, or close friend. Keepers ensure that the werewolf is properly restrained or caged to prevent injury to others, and feed them regularly throughout the night in smaller portions to prevent digestive issues.

I love Vampverse (aka Vamp AU)!!! Please feel free to ask me questions about my lore if you're intrigued!! ^w^

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Continuing the trend of OC AUs: This time they’re ponies!!! 

Exquisite Corpse (”Quizzy”) is Meeb! Ve’s a unicorn and ver cutie mark represents anatomical knowledge. 

Glittering Gold is Bailey! She’s a pegasus and her cutie mark represents the protection of others.  

Cucumber Melon is Flicker! Xe’s an Earth pony and xir cutie mark represents gardening with love and care. 

This was super fun to do!!! Maybe I’ll do more in the future 

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*blasts my OCs with the FURRY BEAM*  

I haven’t even drawn furries in a while so this was a really fun little exercise in drawing different species!! I tried to get a little funky with the choices instead of going with more conventional species for an extra challenge 

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MORE AUs BECAUSE I JUST CANT HELP MYSELF... Meet Countess Vivisector, an AU of Meeb for @apotheoseity and @aerosolar's Superverse!

The Countess is a moody, domineering villainess who spends her days in a small castle at the very fringes of civilization, brooding and waiting for the day where she may be given the respect she feels she truly deserves - that being nothing short of world domination. She has nary the patience for foolish superheroes who happen to visit her castle, and all those who have encountered her have been met with a terrible fate: For their innards to be stolen and transformed into grisly art pieces which she uses as décor. Countess Vivisector's powers include the ability to disassemble and vivisect living people without causing pain or injury and the ability to transplant parts of one's body with parts from another (She is noted for having a habit of stealing the lower jaws of those she finds are too talkative). Any body part she removes will remain functional as long as at least the brain of the original owner is kept alive.

She's so mean and nasty I love her. By the way, that grubby guy in the third image is Deathwish, @apotheoseity's character! The Countess (begrudgingly) hired him as her henchman, with the incentive that she plans on experimenting on him, fixing up his decaying body.

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Was about time Meeb got a ref!!

Jakob “Meeb” Creutzfeldt is a polite, well-spoken cannibal with a passion for physiology and a particular taste for the human brain. Ve was abandoned by ver wealthy parents as a child, and is now the reclusive sole resident of an extravagant mansion which most believe to be uninhabited, waiting patiently for the day they might return. 

Should you care to visit, rest assured ve would truly love to have you for dinner.  :°)

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Please don’t go, I’ll eat you whole, I love you so, I love you so 

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Finished this piece for class! I’m really happy with how it turned out!! 

Reblogs appreciated, and I read every tag! 

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🍯 Strictly confectional, strictly medicinal (if a little nontraditional)!

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EVERY MULTIPLE OF 3 for the countess

OH BOY!!!! UNDER A CUT BC THIS GOT LONG XDFJHKDGSHKJ 

3. What do they smell like?

Like cold metal and something chemical, like bleach or formaldehyde, but also slightly earthy, like old brick. She smells like a hospital room in a cave. Not exactly a welcoming smell! 

6. Do they dress for the weather or are they the type of person to wear shorts in winter or a coat in summer?

Honestly. She stays in her castle where the temperature is always Vaguely Cold and probably wears her villain outfit like 99% of the time because she’s a dramatic bitch JKHVCJHKDGD

9. What is their dream job?

Does “supreme leader of the world” count. Because she wants EVIL POWER 

12. Do they have siblings? If so, do they like them?

Nope! Being an AU of Meeb, she’s an only child, and has no family that she knows of - and likes it that way, or so she insists. 

15. What clothes do they go to sleep in?

Y’KNOW THAT’S A GOOD QUESTION. Probably like, a fancy nightgown I think... Maybe ALSO with an anatomical motif of some kind because well she has a theme and is going to Stick To It 

18. If they got into a fight would they stick it out or run away?

HMMM. Well despite how high and mighty she is she really is NOT all that capable in a physical hand-to-hand fight (except for the fact that she can pop your limbs off like a doll) but she would sure Try. She has too much pride to run away from a fight even if it results in her death 

21. Favourite flavour(s)?

Her favorite flavor is MEAT!!! She’s a cannibal and would eat everything raw if possible. However when it comes to actual flavors she’s a fan of red velvet 

24. Have they ever been prejudice in the past? If so, have they made an effort to move past that? Did they have reasoning behind their thoughts?

I wouldnt call the Countess prejudiced so much as Just Evil FDKJHGDFJKH 

27. What’s their opinion on musicals?

Unfortunately she thinks she’s above everything in the world that is fun but I could see her being a fan of theater if she wasn’t like that HJKDSJHGKD I know Meeb Classic would at least. But she’s pretty different from vem 

30. What’s something they believe they could improve on?

HMMM well she’s always working to improve her craft (her craft being fucked up Body Art made from People). She’s never quite satisfied with anything she creates. 

33. They’ve suddenly won the lottery! What is the first thing they do with the money?

SHE DOESNT NEED THAT SHES ALREADY TOO WEALTHY!! She’d either hoard it away or invest in more fucked up medical/art supplies for her “workshop” AKA scary murder basement.  

36. Do they want to travel or are they content where they are?

She is PERFECTLY HAPPY in her castle and has no intention of leaving anytime soon. She can leave the castle (unlike Meeb Classic being unable to leave ver house), but generally chooses not to.

39. Are they planning on ever getting married? Will they get married in the future?

She does NOT believe in love. If she ever marries, it’ll just be another move in the game of chess she’s attempting to play towards the goal of world domination... That is, unless someone somehow manages to actually woo her someday.

42. What are their main personality traits?

Cold, detached, domineering, power hungry, selfish. She wants to be revered, and has no time for other people.  

45. If faced with a physical exam how would they do?

HM. DECENTLY she’s pretty much average when it comes to physical fitness. She doesn’t leave the castle but the castle property is pretty big so she walks plenty JKHFGDJHKGD

48. If at a birthday party, would they wear a party hat?

She would rather DIE !!! She would KILL YOU IF YOU EVEN ASKED. No fun allowed 

PHEW !!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING THIS WAS FUN 

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:ooooooo: BAILEY I CARE YOU........ also 🖊️ again bc i love your ocs

YAY THANK YOU FOR ALL THE QUESTIONS!!! *PLEADLOVE EMOJI* I OWE U MY LIFE

HOW ABOUT this time we’ll go with .. Meeb my darling cannibal and ver extremely complex opinions on the parents who left vem behind in a giant mansion ve has never left

Ver feelings towards ver parents are deeply unhealthy and can be best described as faux-religious. Being that they exist in ver mind only as a memory from early childhood and yet have been a point of obsession to vem for ver entire life, they have been essentially ascended in ver mind to the same status as a god: unreachable, untouchable beings who are the deciders of morality and salvation. Meeb’s inner voice and most of ver thoughts about vemself are represented by vem imagining ver parents scolding or praising vem.

The image of who Meeb’s parents were in ver mind is now so warped with time and emotion that they hardly resemble the actual people they were anymore, and changes wildly depending on Meeb’s feelings that day: if ve feels bitter and hurt, ve remembers them as being cruel and immoral; if ve’s feeling lonely and guilty, they were loving and nurturing. Ve constantly cites ver parents’ beliefs when explaining ver choices and behavior, but would struggle to name anything definitive about who they actually were. The irony is that they are hardly anything close to the way ve believes them to be, and in fact the reason why they’re gone in the first place is because they’re criminals who are hiding from the law.

While ve has periods of bitterness about being abandoned, ve doesn’t blame ver parents for leaving, because ver understanding of the situation is deeply flawed - ve thinks that they left vem because ve behaved badly somehow. Ve is meticulous about ver behavior in the hopes that if ve behaves well enough, they will forgive vem and return one day. Despite being told that these beliefs are irrational by the ones ve loves, ve struggles to let go of it, and quietly dismisses their advice as a failure of theirs to truly understand.

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THANKS AGAIN FOR ASKING!! Meeb makes me very sad. Still doesn’t excuse the whole murder eating people thing though sorry Meeb

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meeb (your choice on which one(s)) and 3?

ILL DO ALL THREE OF EM ^_^ the main ones at least

3. How does your oc feel about bugs and spiders?

Meeb Classic: Ve likes them!! When they're outside. When you're living alone in a house with nobody to talk to for years and years you start to develop sort of a friendship with the spider who made a web in the back garden. If they're inside though ve has no patience for them (much like any other visitor) and will do ver best to remove it carefully.

Weremeeb: Kind of indifferent! He isn't scared of them, though, he could pick them up with his bare hands, so he's usually the guy in a classroom who gets a bee or a spider outside peacefully so that the class stops freaking out DJHDJKHGS

Countess Vivisector: She likes them! Similarly to the way Meeb Classic is, though, she mostly only likes them when they're Outside. It's kind of hard to keep out the roaches and cave crickets when you live in a dark stone castle, though, so she's pretty much made peace with them. She likes spiders and centipedes the most!

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