#Nyo Alberta

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Alberta crying over angering her girlfriend, and she misses her a lot, while her little sister carries her home.

Sask doesn’t mind, in a way, it’s part of her job description.

[staryenight]

Nyo! Alberta

[allbeendonebefore]

Caroline and Edith: A Brief Intro

I figured I don’t talk enough about the gals so I will do so here because i can’t concentrate and wanted to write about them for like a year

about: the concept of nyo characters and 2p characters is a thing in canon hetalia and the fandoms- i’m not terribly fond of 2p as its been characterized by the fandom (as sort of two dimensional ‘bad’ versions) and have only treated it jokingly thus far, but i have for whatever reason been curious about gender bending/sliding/swapping. I personally like personifications to /mean/ something and not simply give them a different gender, so I personally have thought of nyo and on occasion 2p personifications as different aspects of one city. In the case of ‘fem ed’ and ‘fem cal’, they represent former municipalities that are absorbed into existing ones. Some people do this with their nyo!characters, some people don’t, it’s just a personal preference of mine that I think gives an extra dimension and twist to just popping existing characters into different clothes. Basically, they look similar after having lived together so long (the joke being that to people outside the city they are basically the same thing) and they have a sort of adopted sibling relationship though they are not biologically related. 

and now the gals

fyi i know more off the top of my head about edith because i’m a u of a alumna and grew up on the south side literally on campus so therefore a little biased :^) Do i have interest in creating nyo characters for other alberta ocs? idk - i have a slight interest but idk if i have the time or energy to invest in characters who aren’t as familiar or immediately important. It’s more a development that comes after a lot of research and local knowledge. But anyway, without further ado, here are some facts.

Edith / Fem!Edmonton / Old Strathcona / South Edmonton

History

- once an independent and successful city (Strathcona), joined Edmonton in 1912 for tax benefits. 

- Now exists as Old Strathcona - most well known for being the home of the University and Whyte Ave as well as Rachel Notley’s stronghold - typically the only riding in the province to consistently vote NDP in both provincial and federal elections. Hipster central (though is slowly losing that status to Ed and 124th street on the North side). 

- was given the University of Alberta to compromise between Ed/Cal, but Ed ended up getting it anyway.

- represents the area on the south side of the North Saskatchewan. As a result she has more Blackfoot heritage where Ed has more Cree heritage. Also home to a lot of Metis people who fled Red River. Really sad because Laurent Garneau’s tree just got brought down ToT

- got the railroad that ed was supposed to get because the CPR was too lazy to build a bridge. only some vague bitter feelings between her and ed over this but they’ve gotten over it - ed is making sure to hold on to the old railway tracks Just In Case.

- Fought really hard in the 1970s to keep her heritage buildings and status during a time when the city was ready to tear it all down. Still really rankled by new developments.

Looks/Personality/Interests

- round hips and buff legs, narrow torso, not-quite-flat chest. Basically shaped like a bowling pin if a bowling pin was pointy, or alternatively, shaped like the Strathcona Public Building 

- always has her hair up when not at home, most usually in a bun. Cats eye glasses which she actually does use to see. 

- Younger than Ed but grew up faster than him. Is still taller than him today (but only slightly). Generally more blunt, more fashionable, more open and outspoken politically, and less of a worry wart. Technically closer to Cal in age.

- cat person, tea drinker, and so many tattoos. probably piercings. i haven’t figured it out. seems to manage to eat cake at block 1912 and all the trendy instagrammable foods and drinks every day and yet has no obvious source of income. Seems to disappear into that mysterious door just off Whyte labeled “SECRET LOCATION, DO NOT ENTER” (aka a local brewery’s secret hq a close walk from the old railway station which has since been converted into a beer market). Her personal style is more rockabilly than explicitly hipster- there are a lot of retro dress shops in old Strath + tattoos + leather because Alberta

- volunteers at fringe every year and probably on a first name basis with nathan fillion. fringe/acting is her life. Has an expansive and expressive theatre ability on stage, but off it she’s just kind of ‘meh’ and indifferent and private.

- is at the farmer’s market every saturday, probably selling stuff ed has grown

- lives in an old Edwardian heritage home somewhere in Old Strath, has a fluffy white cat, bikes or takes transit everywhere.  

- likes to weld weird abstract metal... things?

- Likely the one who caused the political Orange Crush for Ed, but could care less about the Orange Crush of the sporting world. Literally could not care less about hockey because of the bad riots they cause on Whyte that keep her up at night - ‘literally no amount of alcohol is going to fix this for either of us, go home’. Her sporting passion is actually basketball and roller derby, but nobody knows that because she doesn’t tell anyone. Doesn’t ride horses, (if she does, it’s English style riding), but really loved betting on them back in the day. Has a lot of FC Edmonton merch and watches soccer games, but gave up on lacrosse when the Rush moved to Saskatchewan and broke her heart. In general, she loathes organized sport and Especially the NHL, but will watch U of A Pandas/Golden Bears games because they are cheap and accessible. 

- sex positive, just not interested in discussing her own sex life or those of people she knows. I tend to think of her as aroace-spectrum (i.e. sex neutral or favourable in certain contexts, not interested in long term romance. No gender preference. Doesn’t like dating people she knows/friends.) She recently started hosting Pride herself and it has been a great success. Only enters adult stores if they are cute and queer friendly.

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Caroline / Fem!Calgary / Bowness / Northwest Calgary

History

- Used to be part of Cochrane Ranch in the golden age of cattle ranching. Grew up with kind of a southern belle/debutante lifestyle that hasn’t totally left her. 

- Younger than Cal, grew up in the golden age of ranching and in the middle of massive immigration. 

- that is, both she and calvin were raised in ranch houses learning to play croquet and polo and dressing well and having tea and so on and so forth - Caro in some ways moreso than Calvin who had previously grown up in the old NWMP fort as well and knew differently- slightly more about Calgary-the-wild/mild-west-frontier

- The ranch was later divided up into recreational parks and ice skating rinks and golf courses and houses and things - though it wasn’t part of the city, people from Calgary would come up to visit all the time by streetcar as a little mini ‘escape’. Met a lot of famous people during this period, including Fred McCall the ace wartime pilot who would fly her and Cal out to Banff for day trips 

- Joined Calgary in 1964 because the nearby town of Montgomery had already done so, so why not. 

- still has really strong class divides due to the history of the area

Looks / Personality / Interests

- Though she’s sort of a prairie princess in some ways, Caro really embraces the “tough flannel wearing” sort of image of western ladies who would ride all day to get to a dance in another town. She’s still very insistent on presenting herself as feminine and well to do, but she can’t shake the country image no matter how hard she may try to play big city socialite.

- Tall like Calvin, only slightly shorter than him. Freckles, more obvious and more numerous than Calvin’s. Pretty much an hourglassy figure and a little bit busty (c cup because the city’s dumb obsession with cs get it). When I draw her i have that terrible quote from Destroy All Humans stuck in my head i.e. “would you get a load of this brassiere? i could torpedo a uboat with these things!” because I guess I also think of her as a post-war suburban housewife secretly.

- Usually has her hair in a loose side braid but will attempt fancier up-dos for social events. It’s wavy and relatively long, past her shoulders. Pierced ears, likes long dangly earrings and Expensive jewelry. I tend to look at the Library when I draw her - I like the round wheely shapes from its history as an ATV shop and use those as jewelry, so its like Long and Round shapes for her body but she also has a pokey chin/nose/fingers etc like Calvin.

- she tries to keep her fashion sense in that sort of light and airy feminine zone but she still gets all her dresses and blouses from Lammles. Will Absolutely rock the full western jeans and flannel during stampede or on vacation in the mountains, but in the city she tries to keep it more urban and/or professional.

- bigger fan of sports than Edith, Extremely into hockey and is a Serious supporter of the Calgary Inferno. Only wears jerseys on game day, but has one in each colour for each team.

- her political views are slowly ~seeming~ to shift- being a typically right wing conservative stronghold was upset in the 2015 election and she now lives in an NDP riding which is Very Interesting. It was a split between NDP/Cons/WR 5:5:3 so you could argue the right-wing vote outnumbered the left wing 8:5, but it’s still Very Interesting, thanks First Past the Post. Generally like Calvin she is a True Blue Conservative, though she might lean more towards WR and he leans more Liberal (shocker, I know). But I won’t be able to figure out whether she’d be a UCP voter yet so we will have to Wait and See who she hates more xDD  

- that said, like many Albertans and particularly those in urban areas, Caro is fiscally conservative and socially liberal. She does take a longer time to understand issues that don’t obviously affect her and for that reason she is the sort of person to deny the feminist label even though she really aligns with it, but she’s learning. Generally really traditional and embraces femininity and the division of labour between genders, etc. WASPy. 

- generally very no-nonsense and more biting verbally than Calvin, but also very much a romantic. She can be the PTA wine mom of your worst nightmares or the harlequin heroine of your dreams, just try not to get on her bad side. She likes numbers and finances because they are straight forward and say what they mean.

- I’m still divided on where she lives. Calvin is the one with the penthouse downtown, Caroline is the one in the suburbs but she probably still owns ranchland that she likes to supervise even if she doesn’t actually live there. All her horses are named after horses from Heartland or something, probably. Dog person. Hangs out in Edworthy Park to meet dogs, probably.

- literally both the girl in pumps and a pencil skirt who drives a car2go to get groceries and also the girl in rhinestone studded boots who drives a big black truck with a huge pink flowery cursive ‘oil wife’ decal on the back window, or the pink flowery cursive ‘dirty money’ across the top.

- literally to understand caroline-as-socialite pls just watch gavin crawford’s wild west - the oil wife [part one] [part two] i swear to god i cry laughing every time at ‘how about a western theme- how about not’. Everything gets me but especially the passive aggressive ordering-dessert-for-everyone and staring them down until she gets her way. You know what, just watch all of the shorts, it’s a brilliant series.

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To sum up the GH Ball!

Everyone walked in so it was calm FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

@2pchinasgooglehistory got in trouble for swearing

@nyo-canadasgooglehistory offered to help @hawaiisgooglehistory

@wysgooglehistory took food which her “babysitter” (SA) told her off for

@germanysgooglehistory pretty much sat in the corner watching Euro vision

 @canadas-googlesearchhistory Was a shy boy that stood in another coner

Wy was going to eat all the cookies, many people disaproved.

cailfornia found the fondue fountain

@nyoliechtensteinsgooglehistory goes on his phone to ignore the chaos

Everyone sits down

Chaos starts

Germany got points and got excited 

@nyobelarusgoolgehistory and @2pfinlandsgooglehistory began to drink

Everyone agrees Jesus and kiku were the only calm ones

@knightstemplarsgooglehistory fan girls over Jesus

Arizona is just confused

SA and Wy bond over @australiasgooglehistory being a bad parent

Jesus x Jules became a thing

@cameroonsgooglehistory starting stealing peoples drinks

North Dakota and Alberta were being just sweet people

Cameroon poured a drink on Bela’s head

Jesus x Jacques became a thing

Jesus turns water into wine, 2pfinland runs over for more

SA makes up bullshit about alcohol being magic

Cameroon gets horny and takes his shirt off

Alberta takes control of the drunk people

Wy gets some Apple juice

Germany starts crying about euro vision

@aphnetherlandsgooglehistory    rolls in

This is part 1 because this is already a long ass post

[annaaqrm]

Payong

👨: Angelaaaaa! Sandaliii. 👩: Oh Albert, bakit ? 👨: Pasaway ka kasi, diba sabi ko sa'yo hwag kang susugod sa ulan, magkakasakit ka nyan. 👩: Ay, ano kasi kailangan ko makauwi agad wala pang baon si bunso, papasok na yun maya-maya. 👨: Oh halika na share na tayo dito sa payong, hatid na muna kita sa inyo, so I can make sure na makakauwi kang safe. 👩: Talaga lang ha ? 👨: Oo. Alam mo namang gusto ko safe ka lagi diba. 👩: Ano ba naman Albert, h'wag na nga tayo maglokohan dito hampasin kita ng bag ko, ang landi mo! 👨: What!!? 👩: May pa I can make sure I can make sure at safe safe ka pang nalalaman dyan eh gusto mo lang naman talagang makita si kuya. Kalandian nito! 👨: Sshhh shut up sis. Tara na kasi, I can't wait na masight ang kuya mong mala adonis ang kakisigan! 👩: Baliw ka talaga, tara na at itigil mo na yang pagnanasa mo sa kuya ko! Ayusin mo hawak sa payong baka bumaliktad yan, malakas ang hangin oh. 👨: Inaayos ko talaga sissy, ayoko rin namang masira tong payong na 'to, haleerr, bigay to ng kuya mo.. ang sweet diba. 👩: Binigay nya yan kasi naawa sayo wala kang magamit na payong, yun yon! 👨: H'wag ka magulo, panira ka naman ng pangarap e'.. masasapak na talaga kita sige. 👩: Subukan mo at nang masapak ka din ni kuya.. Ipapakuha ko din yang payong na yan, gusto mo yon ? 👨: Ay! hindi ko gusto yon! 👩: Good! Alam mo sis kahit wala mang lalaking magmahal sa'yo, don't worry kasi mahal na mahal ka naman ng napakaganda mong bestfriend. 👨: Okay na eh, na touch na 'ko kaso siningit pa yung "napakaganda" daw, sis nakakasira ng mood. 👩: Baklang to, panira ka din e' ! 👨: Charr lang! syempre maganda tayo pareho, kaya nga tayo mag bestfriend e', ibebestfriend ba kita kung pangit ka? syempre hindi! 👩: I know! choosy ka e' akala mo talaga kagandahan. 👨: Ay, excuse me kagandahan talaga ako, wala na tayong magagawa dyan. Tanggapin na lang sis ha, h'wag ka na mainggit sa'kin. 👩: Woaah! At sino nagsabing naiinggit ako? Myghad alberta! Don't me. 👨: Oh edi don't you, che mauna na 'ko sa bahay nyo hinihintay na 'ko ng kuya mo, babush! 👩: Hala! Baklang to! Hoooyyy bumalik ka ditoooo! Wala akong payong e! Humanda ka saken mamayaaaaaaaaa Albertaaaaaa!!!!

[invisiblejanelle]

March 6 nagmessage ka. Grabe ang haba ng message mo. Hahaha. Isang malupet na sadface.

You always like that. Napaisip tuloy ako syempre. Why sad. What happened that day.

Alam mo yun.. Tas nafigure out ni Mama na C.A the day before that. March 5, Circuit Assembly.

Naalala ko pa nun.. Paakyat kami sa taas, magpipicture. Nakita kitang nakaupo at nakatingin sa kung saan. Nagpanggap na lang ako na hindi kita nakita. Ewan ko kung napansin mo. Pero pagbalik namin dun sa kinaupuan mo, wala ka na. Ofcourse you heard my kaingayan thats why you left.

Then.. after assembly. Galing kami dun sa KH sa harap. Pabalik na kami and i'm with the couples.. tas nakita na kita from a far. Nung andun na sa baba, left side pag nakaharap sa stage, may kausap ka then binati kita. Haha. Ako pa talaga laging nauuna bumati sa'yo nu? Guilty ka ba? May ginawa ka bang kasalanan? Awkward? Tss. K.

Pero ayun, nagusap tayo. Nakidalo ka pala. You alone, motor with. Tas kinuwento mo sa'ken na dahil di ka nakadalo, nasa iyo ata susi. Tas tinext ka nung isa mong kacong. Pinakita mo pa saken yung text. Si ate shiirel pala. Tas nung inaya na ko magpic, nagpaalam ka nang aalis. Nung nasa parking lot na kami, nagbusina ka pa nung paalis ka na.

Tas the day after that, Mar 6, nagmessage ka. Hindi ko alam bakit. Basta sadface. But I know malungkot ka. Obvious naman sa msg mong mahaba.

Hay. Hindi natin alam kung may nababalitaan ka tungkol sa'ken or what. O kung interesado ka pa ngang makaalam ng balita tungkol sa'ken.

I stopped writing about you here. Naisip ko kasi na mukhang wala na talaga tayong patutunguhan. Nung inopen ko yung facebook ko, naisip ko rin kung naalala mo pa kaya akong i-msg. And yes ang sagot. Yes, you messaged me once.

Naalala ko pa nga nung magkasunod na Tuesday na nagpunta ka sa zagu. Yung una, alam ko napadaan ka lang. Sabi mo nga pupunta kang puregold. Natuwa na din ako nun syempre dahil nakita kita. Sinadya man o hindi, ang mahalaga andun ka, dumaan ka, nakita kita. The next tuesday, dumaan ka uli with Greg. Masaya kong makita kayo magkasama. At masaya na rin akong makita ka. Siguro Feb yun. Sa pagkakaalala ko, Feb yung assembly nyo nun eh. Yun yung week na katatapos lang ng assembly nyo.

Next story. Yung sumunod naming C.A. May yun. May 20. Andun ka. Syempre nakita kita. Si alberta nagsabi na nandun ka eh. I looked for you. Hinahanap ka lagi ng mata ko. Hindi man tayo nagkausap. Okay na sa'ken na makita ka. Nalulungkot lang ako at nagtataka na parang awkward ka. Hindi mo maitago yun. Ang ginagawa mo na lang iniiwasan mo ko. Kahit alam mong andyan lang ako sa paligid, hindi mo pa rin ako unang babatiin. Not unless siguro magkatinginan tayo.

Nung RP meeting, nagngitian lang tayo.

Minsan yung ganong mga moments, parang enough na to make me happy. Kung anuman nasa likod nun, kung may bago ka na. Kung may tinetext kang iba o pinagkakaabalahang iba.. di ko na alam. More about you? I don't ask anymore. Hinahayaan kong may magsabi na lang sa'ken o may magkwento.

Know what? Dahil i'm 85% hopeless na, naghihintay na lang ako na mabalitaang may bago ka na. Ang nakakatawa siguro dun is hinihintay mo rin ako na maunang magkaron ng bago para maibroadcast mo na rin yung bago mo.

Haha. Sana hindi ka ganun. Sana hindi rin ganun kadali sayo ang lahat. Sana rin gumagawa ka na ng paraan para maayos yung mga sinasabi mong "problema" mo. In reality, hindi mo masosolusyunan ang problems mo in 3 yrs or more. Sometimes, acceptance ang kailangan. Attitude towards the situation.

I hope we'll be a better person pa.

I can't deny it AG. You're still the one I want. And i want you to know that. That nothing has changed. My feelings was still the same. It's just i'm waiting you to make a move. Yet move hasn't found. Kaya ako, chill na lang. Enjoy life.

Magkaroon ka na kasi ng bago para kahit yung pagkagusto ko sayo, ma-sort out ko na. Para sabihin kong wala ng pagasa talaga.

Hay. Gusto kita kumustahin. Kausapin. Iparamdam sayo na okay naman tayo. Hindi ako bitter sayo. Na walang nagbago. Kaso.. ikaw 'tong lumalayo. Ikaw yung parang laging nagmamadali na parang ayaw mong makita tayo ng mga tao na naguusap. If only you'll act normal, wala namang magiisip ng masama satin. The more na awkward ka, mas obvious ka.

Hay. Ang masasabi ko lang, atleast now i'm better. Na-eenjoy ko na uli ang buhay. Masaya na uli ako. Hindi na nakadepende sa'yo ang kaligayahan ko. But still, ikaw pa rin.

[nakamopapina]

Dirty Money lovers are getting spoiled this weekend!

I drew a more obvious (though a little more risqué compared to what I usually draw couples) drawing with these two.

I’m mainly sharing this drawing because I like how I drew Newfoundland’s hand. I accidentally drew her nose a little too small (I’ll do better next time)

Edit: Context to this is up to your imaginations!

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Tada!

Drew my Nyotalia versions of Alberta and Sask.

Sask is being a nice sister and cut Alberta’s hair.

They’re hearing weird, and maybe borderline suspicious noises coming from the other room.

It’s been forever since the last time I drew them.

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Lil drama queen Bertie, with her pumpkin shorts, and horse shirt.

No idea what she’s mad at her sister about.

My personal head canon is that the twins’ faces get pretty red when they’re mad. (Kind of like those anime girls when they’re angry and pouty)

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Filled in the first page of a new sketchbook. All done with sharpie.

I did draw three drawings of Alberta, all on the left side.

Nyotalia version.

Normal version with a flying mint bunny,

And a child version of the Nyotalia version. She has a little bow, that she doesn’t really like wearing!

Ukraine in the upper right corner.

Nyo! Ontario in the bottom right corner.

Finally, a Hetalia/IAMP OC that I made back in High school, that for some reason I never wrote her name down?!

[nakamopapina]

Drew some itty bitty Nyo! Alberta and Sask as kids.

I put burs all over Alberta.

Someone made her sister cry, and Girly’s not afraid to throw hands!

[nakamopapina]

Drawing a new design for my Nyotalia version of Newfoundland.

Still trying to find a hairstyle that looks nice on her.

I’m looking at bob hairstyles, but for some reason she looks like a 50s housewife (a 50s housewife that’ll absolutely drop ya on your ass if you look at her wrong) maybe it’s how I draw her face?!

The reason for the redesign, is because she looks too similar to my version of Nyo! Alberta, and I wanna change that.

For now, she definitely looks like she has her shit together.

[nakamopapina]

Here are some Nyotalia drawings I made. The dog was the hardest one to draw. 

My favourite is Alberta and Newfoundland. Though I tried to make New Brunswick and Nova Scotia trying to be cute in front of PEI. PEI is not impressed.

Yes I put Nyo Sask in an RCMP uniform, The uniform is from 1974, But I think I miscoloured the gloves. Of course they don’t use the uniform anymore. 

Sask looks like a nervous wreck.

[allbeendonebefore]

Yo! Have you ever drawn Nyo!alberta??? cause I'm in a pickle trying to draw a Very Lovely Lady rn and about to rip up my paper.

oh dear let me look

i know i have like ages and ages ago, but my tags are So inconsistent. 

(these are both a few years old so I probably will update how I draw her)

here is a modern one

here is a 1940s one

i know this isnt what you asked but if it helps, basically my thoughts on fem alberta are:

- short hair, really caught in the battle of trying to be both feminine and taken seriously so shes like a girl in a country song. She’s into all the dirtbiking/quadding/horseback riding stuff and determined to demonstrate how into football and hockey and trucks she is etc etc. But also will get offended if she’s called ‘masculine’. Has cried at Every Single Episode of Heartland, probably.

- a better mathematician/engineer than her bro and they are pretty evenly matched physically (though her bro has a high center of gravity and is easy to push over)

- i guess she would have a less outrageous body type but still probably kind of broad masculine shoulders that she’s kind of embarrassed over? 

- i guess if you wanted to continue my own personal tradition of having gender-slid/bent/whatever the appropriate term is versions of personifications as other important geographical regions, she would represent Northern AB aka the former District of Athabaska including Peace River/Fort Mac/Edmonton where Ralph/Bert represents Southern AB including Banff, Calgary, Medicine Hat etc. This means she tends to have more of a french/catholic metis background, a lot of slavic influence, etc

- basically what i’m saying is it would be cool to make fem alberta metis…  (probably cree background) like family resemblance, you can keep blonde hair and blue eyes etc, but maybe adjust some things like eye-shape and skin tone to strongly hint at it etc but lmao thats just me ;)))

- but i have to be careful because i want to figure out how to make her distinct from @thisnameisquitegooey‘s texas oc because so far they do have the short hair/mixed heritage/western wear in common xD but we can work on that

- it also means she is the home base of the two most politically opposed ridings in the province lmao while bert represents the stable conservative bible belt heartland so basically fem alberta is like….. CONFLICTED about EVERYTHING

ANYWAY I HOPE THAT MUSING HELPS AND FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY MORE QUESTIONS, i can try to figure out her design when I’m not editing a million papers

[southafricagooglesearches-blog]

Part 3 GH Ball

//This is where shit goes DOWN

Neep can’t get up because he’s in a ball suit

Vietnam stands over neep/ Wy is lying on top of SA

Nyo Canada is curled up in a cupboard

Cameroon is in fetal position

Niko Niko flickers the lights on and off

Nyo Belarus is freaking out because he thinks their is ghosts

Rave time

2p fin comforts Hawaii

Neep starts rolling around because he is a mature adult that is definitely not high

Niko Niko turns the power off

Kiku just stares blankly at everyone

Vietnam opens the exit door

SA screams and scares Wy

Alberta throws paper balls

SA some how gets onto the chandelier

Cameroon starts tribal chanting

Niko Niko gets fed up and goes home

Germany looks fabulous in his rainbow suit

Wy is freaking out (Don’t blame her)

Hawaii sits down gto take in everthing

SA is yelling about being the rainbow nation and Both Neep and Wy are yelling at her

Niko Niko Drives into a bridge

2p russia comforts his wife

@aphnetherlandsgooglehistory says he won’t pay his child's medical bill #Badparenting

Kiku chills with 2p russia and Hawaii

Germany is a sheep

Nova scotia Walks off the dance floor

“VIVA LA REBELLION!” “VIVA LA GET THE HECK DOWN”

2p Russia and Hawaii are just being babe goals

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