#Nuwho

[niceinzhu]

he had the natural ability to outshine th efuck out of everyone casually

no, nine, please. your leather jacket was too cunty. the people can't handle your effortless nice guy swag and bitchy personality.

[marvelmaniac715]

Birthday presents that Missy could’ve given the Doctor that would’ve been more well-received than the Cybermen:

An autographed photo of Davros

A perception filter that forcibly transforms the clothes of anyone travelling with the Doctor into an ‘I’m with Stupid’ t-shirt along with an unflattering pair of trousers

A single rock, not even a cool rock that’s smooth or a fun shape or shiny, just a standard piece of gravel

One of those gummy bear Russian roulette things where a singular gummy bear is infused with a really spicy chilli pepper

A ‘Vote Saxon’ t-shirt

A tiny model Dalek

A birthday card that blares irritating tinny music for one hour straight

A subscription to a trashy magazine that the Doctor can’t back out of for at least a year - no matter where or when he goes it will find him

The pleasure of being on the list of every scammer, so he gets emails and texts and insurance phone calls for at least a month

A pear-flavoured cupcake that he’s obligated to eat

Hypnotising anyone in the Doctor’s general area to randomly yell ‘BOO!’ at random intervals at any time of day before going on with their lives as normal

An ‘encrypted message’ that takes the Doctor months to decipher but turns out to be a rickroll

A baby Slitheen which he must raise

[expectiations]

text posts: Doctor + River version [3/?]

[iimoontreesii]

martha jones was the most intelligent of the doctor's companions i've said it before and i'll say it again!!!

[pizzacade]

Here are the sections from the I, TARDIS book corresponding to those regenerations if you wish to know the TARDIS' perspective.

I appreciate the Thirteenth Doctor for a great many reasons but the thing I loved about her more than anything else is that of all the NuWho Doctors she's the first one who had the presence of mind to not fucking regenerate in the TARDIS, in flight.

I assume it's because after Twelve's regeneration, Thirteen was the first one to actually lose the TARDIS instead of just crashing the fuck out of it like her previous incarnations. (Side note, the TARDIS fucking throws her out like a salt shaker, do we think Sexy was miffed that she got a woman Doctor after all this time? Or was she just fed up with all the Doctors regenerating in the console room and giving her the mother of indigestions and just took it out on Thirteen to teach her a lesson? If it's the latter, it obviously worked, just sayin'.)

Look at her, respectfully parking the TARDIS and stepping outside to regenerate out in the open:

...like a reasonable Time Lord who knows and understands that regeneration Fucks Things Up and you shouldn't do it in cramped spaces.

And it's not like the others regenerated accidentally or were running away from something, in fact they all held it in until they were safe and then calmly walked into the TARDIS, took off and then promptly regenerated. Like, my dude, you know you're going to break everything in the ship with your regeneration and you know you're totally out of it for a while after you regenerate, so absolutely not in a position to deal with a broken, crashing TARDIS. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP DOING IT LIKE THIS? smh

Thank you, Thirteen, for being the first Doctor to display some common sense in your regeneration.

[by-gray]

I invented names for the Doctor’s thirteen children.

Chi, Tou, Rho, Iota, Otto, Dana, Decim, Zayin, Befh, Aleph, Enea, Eksi and Eta for short. Full names and explanations for them down below.

Colour coding full names based on whether they were born as a “daughter” or a “son” by Earth definition, but of course Time Lords can switch genders when they regenerate, whilst others are more fixed in their gender.

1) Chicardinalblyledgeypomoní (neé Chiblyledgeypomoní) (Chi)

The Doctor’s first child is stated to have been Susan’s father, and he was meant to be a Cardinal – so I’ve decided that is also in his name.

2) Toublyledgetheta (Tou)

3) Rho Vel-blyledge (neé Rhoblyledgeypomoní) (Rho)

The Vel- here tells you that Rho was from the House of Blyledge, once upon a time, but she is not of the House of Blyledge anymore. This indicates in Time Lord names when someone is of important rank in foreign territories (e.g. the wider Universe). I’ve decided that Rho is similar to some sort of Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs.

4) Iotablyledgetheta (Iota)

5) Ottoblyledgeypomoní (Otto)

6/7) Danablyledgetheta (Dana) and Decimblyledgetheta (Decim)

A set of twins, so, to show they were born at the same time, same suffix.

8) Zayinblyledgeympomoní (Zayin)

9) Befhblyledgetheta (Befh)

10) Alephblyledgeypomoní (Aleph)

11) Eneablyledgetheta (Enea)

12) Eksíblyledgeypomoní (Eksí)

– Susan born –

13) Etablyledgetheta (Eta)

I’ve decided Eta (pronounced like Eh-ta rather than Eat-ah) was not only the Doctor’s youngest child, but born quite a while after the others, making her younger than Susan. I headcanon that she was a year off graduating from the Academy during the Time War, and so she couldn’t regenerate when she was hurt by the daleks, and she died in the Doctor’s arms. I’m so cheerful :)

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Explanation:

All these first names are either Ancient Greek letters, Hebrew letters, Ancient Greek numbers, Latin numbers, and in some cases, a little made up. I thought these would be suitable names for children of someone called Theta.

Full Gallifreyan names are always made up of a:

1) Prefix – the short first name everyone calls them by (e.g. Romana)

2) The house they belong to and grew up in (e.g. the House of Dvorartre)

3) A suffix (e.g. Lundar).

Meaning, Romana’s full name is: Romanadvorartrelundar.

So far, no one has worked out what the suffix ending means. It is notable that suffix endings can be different in siblings. For example, the Doctor’s brother should be called: Irvinglungbarrowbraxiatel. Meanwhile, the Doctor: Thetalungbarrowsigma. I’ve decided that the suffix could be the first name of one of your parents. And because gender is not really a thing for Time Lords, parents tend to alternate which prefix they include in their children’s names. This would mean me headcanoning that the Doctor’s mother and Ulysses’ real prefix names are Braxiatel and Sigma (you can pick who is which).

This means all the above name end in either Theta or what I decided Patience’s Time Lord prefix is. If Patience is her nickname, I thought I’d give her a name meaning the same. I went with Ypomoní (pronounced ee-pom-o-nee) the Greek for patience in terms of endurance, because why not.

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Link to amazing research post:

[eightsdriver]

has anyone done this yet <\3 (I feel like the answer is yes…)

[florals-cardigan]

Cred to electric_drms on twt

[robiniswriting]

david tennant, matt smith, and jodie whittaker: if doctor who calls me and im available I am so there

me: omg yes slay I love that for you

christopher eccleston and peter capaldi: there’s nothing on god’s green earth that makes me want to reprise the role of the doctor on television

me: omg yes slay I love that for you

[doctorwhoaffirmations]

affirmation #86

[jesfern]

The doctor's causes of death in nuwho are so silly to me. Like:

9: absorbed the time vortex

10: radiation poisoning

11: old age??

12: lazerbeam to the chest

13: GIANT lazerbeam to the chest

14: lazerbeam to the chest

Do we perhaps see a pattern starting to form?

[donutdrawsthings]

Bonus:

[idkaguyorsomething]

episode one: we rescued the space babies and the bogeyman, yay!

episode two: we went back in time to meet thr beatles and saved music!

episode three: doctor who steps on a fucking land mine.

[marvelmaniac715]

It wasn't until I watched Torchwood that I realised just how much people on Earth - like Jack with Torchwood and UNIT as a whole - are sheltering the Doctor from so he isn't displeased with them. If the Doctor knew about UNIT imprisoning Tosh in such a cruel way, or some of Torchwood's more morally dubious decisions, he'd be furious, but instead whenever he sees them, the humans are friendly, helpful, not letting him in on their secrets so that he can still feel a sense of wonder when he sees the universe. Gwen was right - when Torchwood really needed him, the Doctor turned away in shame because for the first time, he could probably see what was being hidden from him, and it sickened him.

[off-traveling-in-the-stars]

his fucking toolbox is a TARDIS.