#Number 1 Sexyman?!?!

[joehillssimp]

Holds my mic up to you, "In light of recent poll results, what's the general mood? Did you believe your candidate would make it this far?"

Well you know when I first nominated Joe Hills for MCYT Tumblr Sexy Man, i figured Mr. Hills would get a few more nominations, but likely wouldn't even make it onto the bracket.

After all, at the time, despite Hermitcraft being One Of if not THE biggest Minecraft Servers closely followed on this HellSite(affectionate), he was certainly one of the less popular, considering his sub count in regards to others such as Scar.

Not to mention the behemoth that was the DreamSMP.

Now, as someone who frequented the fandoms of both of those major servers, I knew the power and the Sexyman-ness of Wilbur, Scar, Technoblade, and Quackity, and i had figured that one of those more major players would take center stage as the Definitive MCYTblr Sexyman.

Seriously, if you asked me to put money on it, I would have picked Scar to take it all.

But then the Nomination round went on... And on... and On a little More...

And Joe got 3rd Seed Overall.

And Oh Man I Got Shoved Into Maximum Overdrive

We had a chance. And not only a chance, but a Mother Fucking Top 3 Seed. I coulnd't have dreamed of even being seeded that high. But that is the Joe Hills Difference isn't it?

Now, since this was before we saw the bracket, I had hope, but I wasn't about to set my expectations too high, for all I knew Joe would get Scar or Technoblade or someone in the first round and Boom, all my hopes and dreams would be crushed before my eyes.

And then the bracket came out.

And not only did our High Seed mean we'd skip the Wild Card Round, but that we wouldn't be in the same Bracket as Scar(who let's face it was in a pretty hefty Bracket, probably to offset being #1). And not only were we not in the same Bracket as Scar, but out first 2 Rounds were Easy Victories.

And this was when I shoved every part of myself into Watching This Showdown.

And I will admit that I still didn't expect us to beat Scar. I was hoping for a nice and clean, 2nd Place.

But as we can see now

That isn't what happened.

Joe didn't get eliminated in teh preliminaries.

He didn't go down to the Sexiest Living (RIP Technoblade I hope you're making the afterlives/immortalities of whoever you're with rn an absolute hell and loving the shit out of it) DSMP Sexymen.

He didn't even fall to the Bisexual Queen herself Zombie Cleo.

And honestly, this IS, "The Man Who Conquered Death" afterall.

Why would we as a community believe that he could be defeated by anything less than Death itself! (or herself I think Miss Trixtin was in the first couple of rounds i don't remember though I was kind of busy screaming about Joe)

And here we are. After a long hard battle.

After Days of Voter Fraud,

And Discord Planning,

And Art Making,

and Horribly thought out campaign promises...

With Joe as #1.

And let me tell you...

I'm hella terrified I'm going to have to spend the next who knows how long working to animate a Sexy Joe Hills to Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back" because that's what Joe has done and it's going to be a lot of work that hopefully will be worth it in the end.

If you wanna watch me Draw/Plan/Storyboard/Animate the Joe Hills Sexy Back Animation then come check me out at twitch.tv/anablazebanana

At 10pm PST where I will be livestreaming quite a bit of the process. I'm mostly doing this because @theminecraftbee said they were going to hold me to it so i may as well have tangible progress reports semi-daily.

So ya know, at least I have something to do now that all this is over and my life won't feel like an empty void without something big happening.

[aro-ortega]

what is. anti propaganda called. bc. really who thinks herald deserves fhr tumblr sexyman over steel ?? herald looks like this:

[gamingforeternity]

still can't believe there are people on this app that simp for Bob

I mean yea, I get the appeal of his character, he's a cool demon man who murders people and eats them like a Michael Myres meets Leatherface type character that also has a connection to Lila's past and the Eyes Cult, he's amazing!

but...Y'ALL ARE ATTRACTED TO THIS GUY?!

THIS FUCKIN' CREEP THAT WOULD PROBABLY EAT YOU WHOLE IF YOU EVEN GAVE HIM A FUCKING COMPLIMENT?!

THIS IS YOUR DREAM BOY?!

I don't even know why I bother anymore, I think we've officially broken the meaning of "Tumblr Sexyman" at this point.

[zukkaoru]

the thing about reigen arataka is that he is literally just some guy who got sucked into a world of psychics by chance, and he decided to just roll with it until suddenly he's accidentally adopted like four very powerful psychic kids (+1 non-psychic kid) and maybe sort of fallen in love with another very powerful psychic (who happens to also be an ex-terrorist) and he just. he's some random guy. he opened a shady business because he got bored of being a salesman, he decided to pretend to be a psychic on a whim, he's been lonely his entire life, he only lets people in if he thinks he can use them except, oops, suddenly he cares about them more than he's ever cared about himself and oops he keeps getting pulled into life-or-death esper fights because somehow, even in a world full of people who can sense other psychics, everyone still believes his lies. and he doesn't back down!! he's some random guy and he picks up a gun and points it at the face of a man who could kill him without lifting a finger because maybe his kids are all super powerful psychics but they're also KIDS and maybe reigen has never had a single friend in his entire life and maybe he didn't know he even had it in him to care about people but it'll be a cold day in hell before he lets anyone hurt mob. he's some random guy and he walks headfirst into a tornado spun into being by the most powerful psychic in the world, who has already thrown several other powerful psychics out of the way like they're toys, and he tells serizawa - his only protection - to stay behind and he charges straight towards this beacon of mass destruction that no one has been able to even slow down. because maybe reigen is just some random guy who accidentally fell headfirst into the world of espers, but mob is just a kid. and reigen, just some random guy, stops him in his tracks, holds his wrists with his bare hands, and admits that he's always been just some guy. he's just some random guy. but he still cares about mob, even though he's certain mob will hate him.

and then it's all over, and reigen is just some random guy who got sucked into the world of psychics by chance, and he's never been cared about by anyone before, but now he has the most powerful people in the world all in his office throwing him a surprise birthday party because despite everything, despite knowing who he really is, they didn't reject him. he's only here by chance, because he happened to have a poster in the right place at the right time, because mob happened to be looking at his surroundings, because he dropped his tea and mob was quick enough to catch it. he's here by accident, but there's nowhere else he'd rather be, even when he's one of the only ordinary people in a room full of psychics and he can't tell which one of them made him faceplant into his cake, even when they're making fun of him for crying, even when he stills feels so underserving because he's not an esper, he's not a hero - he's not even a good person - he's just some random guy

[beheeyemite]

I like the sexyman descendants post but i especially like @sporesgalaxy‘s spamton jr design.

[dustikins]

「 STAY DETERMINED！」

[chibanova]

Defeat

[applestruda]

SCAR LOST

Rip, he fought well

[mx-t4t0]

massive GG to the joe hills enjoyers this was a fun one. wonder how tight the race was too.

you've defeated our king, now go forth and get that fucking sweep brothers

[dragonomatopoeia]

119 possible results in this what character are you uquiz. yet the majority of people seem to be getting either rose lalonde or jughead. and then 0% of test takers getting Reigen Arataka. 0%. And Me

[officerdougeiffel]

I really hope that they reference this sexyman poll in wtnv at some point. it would be so funny and on brand

[cherrythesandpup]

CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER

Tumblr Sexyman, Radio Host, Creature

(+ bonus con haul pic)

[necromanic9899-artblog]

congrats on 2nd king

[oflgtfol]

i feel like a tumblr sexywoman poll isnt truly possible because tumblr just doesnt really have sexywomen? the only characters you can include are just, sexy women . separate words, separate ideas. a sexyman is a phenomenon dominated by weirdos latching onto the most absurd male character and making the most absurd sexy projections onto him. tumblr has never done that to a female character before. any characters you list as sexywomen are just, genuinely hot, i dont think that counts as comparable to sexymen, when the very idea of finding a sexyman, well, sexy is absurd to 99% of people except the loudest minority. when its not absurd to find a "sexywoman" sexy then its just not comparable imo

regardless though i will still support the sexywomen poll

[airinn]

#airinnweeps more like #AirinnSweep

[gncatelier]

trying so so hard not to be mad about Reigen loosing against podcast guy. I am extremely biased, MP100 is my special interest and favorite anime and Reigen is one of my favorite characters of all time. I have no idea what a nightveil is. I don’t have the attention span for podcasts. My life is in shambles and I’m being so so brave about it. *licks my children’s doctors appointment lollipop*