#Now way did this braindead himbo graduate from Harvard

[forsoobado137]

In the fifties, when the cold war was in full swing, the governments definitely competed intellectually with America. America was probably chilling one day in his home when suddenly his boss barges in and is like "do ya wanna be smart, kid?" And throws him into highschool.

But then America was like "oh space is actually really cool, and I get to blow stuff up and make car ramps in physics! >:D" So he graduates, but Eisenhower is not done yet.

He's like "we're sending him to Harvard!" So America goes to Harvard and graduates with a science bachelor, but they are NOT DONE YET.

Chess tournaments, piano classes, tutoring, they're giving him the tiger mom treatment. America is completely overwhelmed, but he just wants to make people happy. He completely cracks in the 60s