#Now I want to peg him
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OK SO NOW I KNOW HOW YOU GET TO FUCK THE HARASSER
First, visit the bitchass in the art room thingy. Also stalk the shit out of him at evening (Not necessary I think? But still try)
Make him warm up to you (Just do the first step, you'll get there eventually)
Idk if this is necessary (I think not), but I reported his sorry ass to the teacher once. Yeah
Important -> Get the homework stealing event twice. Not necessary to be compliant, cuz I didn't give him shit and still got it (I am not about to give up my GPA for some dick, even if it's enticing)
If you are compliant -> You get the event and he does the boombaya with you after you follow him to the bathroom.
If you are defiant -> You get the event and dominate that bitch. Basically force him to eat you out or suck your d if you have male rep. organs, I guess
Too late and everyone already got it? Probably. Still posting this, though.
If I manage to advance in my PC's relationship with him, I'll give another terrible tutorial
Note: You do get flavoured text when you are defiant or if you are a virgin (which is fucking hot)
#cot#course of temptation#The classroom harasser#Now I want to peg him#Wish me luck#also the admirer has a date with PC#polyamory relationship? Yep#Gotta collect them like pokemon#also haku helped a lot with this#love ya haku
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#every time he opens his mouth i feel a need to knock him down a peg or two#might want to listen to your own words on certain matters.#interesting to see what ttc haters say now it's rtd doing the thing
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hilarious that with each new day that passes a new bit of dirt from JD Vance's past gets discovered and plastered over the internet...it's almost as if this is why presidential campaigns have always announced their running mates well before the convention...so that if glaring issues with a candidate came to light quickly there would be time to replace them on the ticket before they were officially locked in...it's almost as if certain things in political campaigns were done for a reason, donald...because the very same critical failures had happened before...but no i'm sure you and your guys attempt to recreate a fantasy version of history while ignoring all the reasons that history was a disaster will work this time...because you are built different and the 10000th time trying fascism will work like a charm...
#us politics#politics tw#i view the MAGA movement like this:#the conservatives have been desperately trying to jam a square peg into a round hole for a very long time#and they keep trying because one of these times its GOT to work! a very long time ago they heard the hole was more squarelike#so if they just TRY hard enough it will work!#failing to understand that the hole has become weathered and changed over time and the solution they are trying#will never work (if it ever did)#and then donald trump comes along and looks at the square peg#lobs one of the corners off and proclaims 'this is a triangle! THIS will work! I am so smart!'#and everyone around him is like 'whoa! this guy gets it! he's a genius and understands the problem! he's our savior!'#ignoring the fact that the peg is not a fucking triangle. it's just a deformed square now#so its still not going to work. and even if it WAS a triangle it still wouldn't work because THE HOLE IS ROUND.#it's the same damn peg but it looks a little different so everyone thinks its a genius solution that is DEFINITELY going to work#so they're all excited! they're FINALLY going to prove those idiots trying different types of oval pegs wrong!#they were right all along and it just took donald trump to see it! thank goodness he came along!#but that's just it-- he WAS just COMING ALONG. he was just walking by and saw an opportunity. he never spent time trying to make pegs#all he did was saw a crowd and took a chance to break an already failing peg even further#but because the people were desperate and it was different enough it seemed revolutionary#and now some of the conservatives--who can still see that the 'triangle' peg isnt a triangle are starting to look around#and see that elsewhere there have been some who have forced a triangle into the center of the round hole#and these people think well what if we ACTUALLY tried a real triangle?#and it does not matter to them in the slightest that it will never be the true solution to filling the hole#they just want credit for solving the problem#and so they are going to back donald trump and when the time is right put a real triangle in his hand#while the people trying ovals are busy arguing over the right type of oval#and once the triangle has been jammed into that hole...well...#it is going to be really really hard to force out#anyway thats a long and complicated metaphor and i probably should have just put it in its own post aaaaaahgh#long story short dont be a fascist triangle alright
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lestat being both french and italian explains everything, because there is actually nothing wrong with him, he's just like that.
#there is nothing we could have done to prevent this tragic event 😔#everybody calling him their beautiful bpd princess as if being emotionally dysregulated and dramatic as fuck isn't the most ita/fr combo#he took “les francais sont des italiens de mauvaise humeur/les italiens sont des francais de bonne humeur” way too seriously#now i need him to tell me every single thoughts he has ever had on every single rivalry between france and italy#(pop culture/football/history/art.. EVERYTHING)#because i just know that he has the most extreme opinions over the stupidest shit ever (rightfully so)#me strapping him to a chair to ask him if he heard the iconic “materazzi ha fatto goal ridateci la gioconda”#and what are his thoughts about the gioconda situation in general#i need an interview with that vampire#both a real interview and a “daniel molloy in the 70's” type of interview#but that's for another day#do i find him highly unlikeable and would kill him without ever regretting it? yes#do i still want to peg him? yeah#c'est la vie#lestat de lioncourt#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv
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Soft Yandere! Veteran being pegged! (No. You're not on top.)
How long has it been since I promised a male reader pegging this old dude? Uhhhhh... 😢
How about we not think about that and like- uh- focus that it got done? I have absolutely wonderful pookies that motivated me to finish this so let's all thank my lovely alphas for this! I wanted this to be on kinktober but writer's block and all dat- 😄
This has pegging. Which is in the title. It's clearly NSFW. So like-
MINORS DNI. MINORS DNI. MINORS DNI.
Alright! Now that that's all said and done! Enjoy fucking this old man!
TWs: overstimulation, condescending behavior towards reader, cum play, nipple play, I think that's it- comment if I forgot something pls-
WORD COUNT: 1.6K
KINKTOBER DAY ONE: TEMPERATURE PLAY
Pleasure. That’s the only thing you could possibly be thinking of right now. With your dick shoved into his ass, yet he was the one in full control of this situation. It didn’t matter that it was your hands on his hips— no. Your hands were just finding a place to grab onto while he rides you like he’s trying to drain you dry of both cum and life. This had to be why he looked like a silver fox, right? Stealing the vitality of the poor youth that got caught in his seductive ways. Which, in this case, was unfortunately and fortunately you. It was so warm inside him, the slowly cooling water only accentuating just how much more warmer he was— both from the soft walls that were clenching onto your dick like a vice, and from his skin. The wrinkled, aged skin that only made him even hotter in your eyes. White mixed with black hair on his arms just like his head.
Your eyes tear up from the sheer euphoria he was giving you, tongue almost shamelessly lolling as your mouth stayed open. If it wasn’t for that familiar, irritatingly enchanting glint in the old man’s eyes— moan after loud moan would have been falling off your kiss-bitten lips by now.
Speaking of lips, the reason for your current dilemma was now sliding his thumb over your bruised lower lip. His other hand goes to caress your cheek, the warmth forcing a groan to slip from you without warning. He notices the drool that threatened to leak, using it to coat your dry lips— dry from the heavy breaths you forced yourself to take as he rode you.
“Why aren’t you saying anything? Cat got your tongue?” He chuckles out as you try to focus a glare on him, pathetically failing due to your vision blurring from the incoming tears. His hips suddenly slam down onto you; a brash, animalistic noise leaving you as you’re buried down to the hilt.
Heaven. This must be what heaven felt like.
Your hands scramble to grab onto his hips, grip almost bruising as if he was the only thing grounding you to reality right now. The almost hypnotic grinding of his groin towards yours not helping with the way your mind wanted to shut down immediately. The cool water, the heat from your combined breaths, the way his hands left trails of fire with every inch they grope your skin— there was just so much for your poor brain to handle.
It honestly felt like you were being used as a dildo with how little work you were doing for maximum pleasure. To be honest, you would happily live your days out as his dildo if that was a choice. His raging hard-on kept on rubbing against your stomach, pre-cum and bath water slick on your skin.
Water droplets dripped down from your hair as you chewed on your lower lip— eyes laser-focused on his cock. His cock that you wanted to touch and feel in your hands. Your left hand lets go of his hip just for it to tentatively stroke his neglected dick; the heat in your palm making you shiver in the water. Thumb slowly tracing circles along the slit of its head, pre-cum continuously dripping down to your wrist and into the already cloudy cold water.
You didn’t want to be the only one losing their head, determined to make him fall into this mindless pleasure you were presently in too. You wanted him to bear himself out like you were doing, to show you the raw, primal instincts that you also had. To the point where manners would be shoved aside, and the two of you would just take and take from each other.
His pace noticeably slows down at the growing pressure of your strokes— hand slowly, yet purposefully, running down his entire length. Fingers smearing the thin fluids along the veined skin, feeling it throbbing in your hands. You could hear the way his heart quickens to the same -if not faster- pace of yours, could see the lust-induced haze in the corners of his eyes.
You use this chance to buck your hips up without warning, relishing in the way his throat hitched. Hand reaching down to squeeze his aching balls that were full of cum ready to be released. Your own cock twitched inside him, not faring better than him— overstimulated, needy, desperate: those were the words that could perfectly describe your deafening thoughts at the moment.
Right when you think that you’ve managed to win this unspoken game between the two of you, his lips curve up into a grin. His eyes held a knowing glint, as if he could read what was exactly on your mind right now— it felt like he was stripping you with his gaze despite your nudity. Crow’s feet deepened while his eyes held an obvious twinkle of mischief.
You should’ve remembered that unspoken games have unspoken rules.
He brings his roughened hands up from the water, skin ice-cold from being in the water for too long. His hands sensually slide up your body -your warm skin prickling from the cold- until they stay on your chest. He could probably feel how hard your heart was pumping right now, wrinkled palm right on top of it. Your eyes meet: calm meeting with panicked, smug meeting with wary.
Rule #1: He’ll always be in charge.
Your back arches when his weathered fingers pinch your nipples— senses confused as warmth floods inside your body, yet everything outside is cold. A gasp-like moan involuntarily leaves your lips, lips formed into an o-shape as your grip on his cock tightens reflexively. A deep groan escaping him as well from the squeeze, cool fingers still refusing to stop as he twisted your nipples almost painfully.
Another, louder, moan is forced out from your vocal cords when his head dips down— lips clamped onto one of your nipples, rough stubble grazing against your wet skin. You couldn’t help but come when his hot tongue swirls around the sensitive nub, teeth grazing against the already tortured skin. Eyes rolled back once again for what felt like the hundredth time. Your other nipple, receiving the same cruel treatment with his icy fingers. He definitely felt when you came; the water significantly more opaque as your cum dripped down his thighs and into the tub you were both in. Your cock still painfully hard in him despite coming just a few seconds ago.
Rule #2: You’re the bitch. Not him.
His eyelashes flutter when he finally releases your nipple from his soft lips, fingers already tweaking it before you could even sigh in relief. Your hand quickly lets go of his cock to grab onto his steel reinforced hips for bearing again— forehead pressed against his chest as you whine for him to stop.
“Why are you moaning, лапочка? I’m the one with your dick in my ass so why are you acting like our positions are reversed, little one?” Fuck. His dirty talk only made you want to beg him for more.
Your moans only get louder as he pulls on your nipples, drool pouring out from your lips like you were a brainless zombie— lips unable to remain closed. Shivers ran across your entire body, body trembling from both the cold and your overused cock. You were sure that you were only shooting blanks by now, every pathetic squirt easily seeping into the cloudy bathwater. You’d need to take a shower afterwards to clean all the come off you.
Rule #3: Don’t ever expect to walk after he’s done.
A choked whimper leaves you when he finally pulls himself off you agonizingly slow, your limbs feeling like jelly by now. You didn’t resist when he brought you into his arms, mind a slurry of contradicting sensations and abused instincts. Your eyelids drooping when he captures your lips in his, the kiss a slow, but careful one— everything he did had a reason and was meticulously planned out. A likely habit from his youth.
“You did so well, Солнце. Such a good boy for me. I’m so proud of you~” He croons out in a heavy voice, peppering kisses all along your face as his scarred hands snake up to your neck— his touch tender as he strokes your warming face. His own, ignored, cock still stiff and raised while he pampered you with the kisses you desperately needed right now. Your voice just whines for more of his attention, arms wrapping around his cold body to pull you closer to him.
The two of you just stay in the chilled bathwater for a moment, clinging onto each other for warmth as your labored breaths become background white noise. His lips trail down to your neck, pressing kisses onto your frigid skin— your breath hitching as his tongue slips out to run a fiery trail of saliva up to your jawline. An almost hissed out groan leaving his lips when he tastes the cold salt on your skin.
His eyes looked practically feral at this point, licking his lips clean of your taste before he crashed his lips onto yours to share what he thought was his own heaven. Swallowing down all your moans and whimpers like a starving man who finally got a feast laid out in front of him.
He reluctantly breaks from the kiss for the both of you to breathe. His hot breaths harsh on your skin as he leans his lips closer to your ear— whispering at a volume where you could only hear even if there was no one else around you two. A little secret that only you would know with him.
“As sweet as ever, Милый.”
Translation:
Солнце = sunshine
лапочка = sweetie pie / cutie
Милый = dear / darling
A/N:
Damn. I honestly didn't think this pegging would win. It was honestly included as both a joke and the consequence of staying up too late for too many consecutive nights... (Y'ALL TORTURED ME. THIS WAS SO HARD TO KEEP THIS OLD MAN'S HOLIER THAN THOU ATTITUDE WHILE BEING RAMMED!!) 😟
There. Y'all got to fuck the old dude. Happy now?? But anyways please comment anything you want me to do. (It'll take time, though. I'm not chat GTP okay?) 😩
Just no vomit, scat, and the works okay? Golden showers are a hell no too. Look. I'm not going to kink shame here, but I cannot write anything like that due to my BOUNDARIES. Non-con, baby trapping, and other dark matters are fine. I love that shit. But yeah. Maybe I'll make another OC, maybe not. It really depends on my mood. 😘
AUTHOR OUT! 😌
#yandere#smut#minors dni#fluff#soft yandere#yandere x reader#yandere male#yandere male oc#yandere x darling#yandere x you#yandere dilf#soft yandere! veteran#this was food. yum. I fed y'all too good I fear-#this is dedicated to the people who chose pegging#seriously. too many of y'all wanted to fuck this old dude-#poor veteran. his hip probably needs to be replaced after this...#he's not complaining#he's loving your state now. all quiet and obedient.#did I mention that he's a textbook brat tamer?#what's up with me and unapologetic men?#I swear my bar is high-#I PROMISE-#I love his dirty talk- it's so degrading-#MAKE ME FEEL SMALL OLD MAN!!#alright I'm done.#the way I want him to shove those scarred fingers down my throat-#male reader#yandere x male reader#yandere x male darling#service top male reader
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Gonna make Robin my stay at home husband. He is going to watch the babies while I go out and work. I'm gonna come home to him in an apron and cooking me dinner. I'm 👏 going 👏 to 👏 peg 👏 him 👏
Anon, are you under my bed?
#LOL joke aside don't we all want to do it?#Us Robin's Protectors#I'm rooting for your dream anon#Also I do peg him now#*wink wink*#if he can't do it better then I'll just have to take the matter into my own hands#degrees of lewdity#degree of lewdity#dol pc#dol robin#dollya ask#dollya art#robin the orphan
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respectfully i will play moonlight sonata on this man's fucking teeth <33
#lati speaks#*points at this stupid snake twink* we gotta peg his ass#never before have i wanted to choke a man while simultaneously wanting to kiss him#send help i'm still fucking stuck on 2nd 13 hard mode i'm gonna curl up and cry#edit: i have successfully pushed his ass down the stairs and will now victory dance over his corpse
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BECAUSE THIS MAN JUST. THE HYPERFIXATION GO BRRRRR. This man lives RENT FREE in my head more than anyone goddamn deserves to know. Just. FUCK. Megalosomnia, and Dr Baggs was created by the wonderful @megalommi! Thank you for giving us this horny gremlin hypno blorbo. I will love and cherish him for years I assure you.
#megalosomnia#dr baggs#OxyNsfwy#I want him so bad you don't understand#I want to aggressively pin him over a desk and PEG THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM.#dragging MANY PEOPLE I'M SURE into a brand new Hypnokink#MYSELF INCLUDED.#And now every time I see people in those cliche ass labcoats my ass is over here like OWO#I didn't ask for a doctor kink#or a hypnokink#BUT HERE WE FREAKING ARE#I want to marry him
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#my art#the apothecary diaries#kusuriya no hitorigoto#jinshi#his cringefail rizzing attempts and 2 faced persona have captivated me#idk man something abt him just made me go ouuuuugh esp after reading ahead in the manga#started the LNs now but uh I’m only like 1 chapter into volume 1 lmao#kinda wish I knew how to read Japanese so I could read the original web novel since I heard it’s darker and focuses more on the intrigue#rather than the romance#don’t get me wrong tho I eventually want him and maomao to make out sloppy style#maybe even throw in a little pegging idk LOL
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FUCK. I'M FALLING DOWN THE ALASTOR PIPELINEEE!!! I SAID I WASNT GOING TO THEN I SAW A HOT ASS EDITTT AODNT THTRJ R 4
#...#srsly#i said i wasn't going 2 fall 4 that weirdo#i haven't even watched the show and now i desperately want him#and on an unrelated note#I WILL FUCK LUCIFER#THAT BITCH IS GETTING BACK INTO THE GIG OF BEING FOLDED#(lilith pegged him)#requests open#top male reader#hazbin hotel#alastor#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer
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Sometimes I find myself thinking about Din Djarin a little too much that I get concerned and think that I really should go to therapy...
Well, I'm finally doing that (again) tomorrow... :)
Feeling pretty nervous about it but hoping that because I now know I'm autistic it will help me understand/explain things a little better! Hopefully this is the start of a journey to finally become a healthier, happier version of myself :)
#the waiting list was surprisingly short so i'm excited i just hope that they understand neurodivergency#because cbt doesn't work for my brain and i hope they don't try and force a square peg in a round hole so to speak#i want emdr eventually but i have to go through several stages first it seems and it sucks i wish i could afford private therapy#but i also just wish the nhs just fucking functioned lol#anyway that was a lot of acronyms but there we go#having ptsd sucks that's part of why i love din a lot because i can weirdly relate to him. also mando came into my life when i needed it#and as corny as it sounds knowing i can make some silly little gifs and write about the tin can helps regulate me after a draining events#so knowing i can do that whatever happens tomorrow is nice :) oR TODAY it's past midnight here what is a sleeping pattern#anyway once again i just really love din djarin but now no one can tell me to gO TO THERAPY ANYMORE BC OF IT ALSSNJSSK#personal#text post#just autism things
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have i ever talked about how barton is genuinely jealous of people who seem happy because he feels so hollow a majority of the time that even when he's 'happy,' he's not really happy? because i just 😭 yeah...
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#yeahhh i'm hitting y'all with the angst now because although i could EASILY talk about how horrible barton is for a while...#he knows that he's horrible and he feels like a monster who exists on the outside of everything that is 'warm' and 'good' sometimes#and although it doesn't haunt barton as NEARLY as much as it should be he does sometimes spend days on end just. In bed and crying#because he feels like he physically CAN'T be normal like everyone else and that he has deserved every terrible thing that has happened-#to him because it he legitimately believes it was too late for him since the beginning. that merely born as part of the mathis family-#had pegged him for misery and causing people pain because that's what his father did as well as his father's father and likely-#even further back. and i just... UGH i am of course allowed to feel sympathy for a fictional character at times but it's such a double-edged#sword with some because even barton has these moments where he is not so bad and maybe even does something kind by another-#person you know? but he is self-destructive and sabotages his relationships + his anger is just. out of control and it's kind of sad#but also like... if you want something to change then you've got to do it for yourself. i don't think barton as a character right now KNOWS-#how to change though and that is honestly tragic in and of itself
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thinking about that post that was "all hannibal thought (on the way down from the cliff) was that he was holding the man he loved. With that in mind:
Hannibal would give up anything if will start holding his hand
#Hannibal#Nbc hannibal#Like does hannibal want will to murder with him absolutely#But would between will hugging him regularly Mayne petting his hair a little and murder the affection wins out#The pipe line between this is a fun new plaything and I desperately love him was a steep quick slope for hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannigram#Will I didn't fucking ask for this but I guess this is my life now#Okay but hannibal just clining to will while wills at work#Jack so uh what's going on with all this#Will 100% serious if I stop touching him he's going to murder everyone I care about#Jack thinking it's another dark hunor thing never pegged you as the possessive type Dr. Lecturer
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Does anyone else crave a rom com angst of pei ming getting played and having his heart broken in a John Tucker Must Die scenario??
#I just think he deserves to be knocked down a few pegs in the romance department#he kinda has it coming??#I vaguely want it to be another god that takes on a girl form to trick him because they’re mad at him and now we get the gay angst too#tgcf pei ming#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#pei ming#tgcf donghua#tgcf fanfic#heaven official's blessing#heaven officials blessing#mxtx fandom#mxtx novels#mxtx#mxtx characters#mxtx hell#mo xiang tong xiu#tian guan ci fu#john tucker must die#tgcf au#tgcf fandom
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#razrogue babbles#the way I need some Tianami right now...sickening#how dare you treat me to sub Nanami headcanons and then leave me wanting 😭#pain and suffering fr#where is my part 2 of Tiana pegging him... please 😭😭😭
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william "pretends to be confident abt everything" af.ton will, in fact, bring up pegging / being fingered as a joke if he thinks his wife / girlfriend is straight to test the waters ( because of the time period and him having to technically pretend to be straight ). big "haha as if. right. right?" vibes
#˖ ✧ headcanon » ( the demon to his demons )#˖ ✧ n s f w » ( know how to hide it / kinda like it )#suggestive#sinday#period typical homophobia tw#homophobia mention tw#i want to be sooooo clear: straight people can be into pegging. i know that. what i mean is that like.#straight ppl are more likely to be weirdly homophobic abt it so it's not worth the risk to ASK directly abt it for him#btw with his wife elise it literally went like#william vc: lmao can you imagine / elise vc: bend over that table right now.#anyway happy pride the serial killer gets fingered and pegged by his bisexual wife
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