#November Sagittarius in this bitch

[thighzp]

It’s my birthday month be nice to me it’s the law

[duothelingo]

Horoscopes by a very tired murder bird.

♈ Aries: March 21–April 19.

The rest of your year will be 'eh' like not great but you're probably not going to suck that badly also dont fuck your ex its not worth it.

♉ Taurus: April 20–May 20.

For the love of all things holy clean your room you might find money in it (probably will be under your bed) also you will see a frog. :)

♊ Gemini : May 21–June 21.

Gay

♋ Cancer: June 22–July 22.

You will pet a cat but it will prefer your sibling/best friend and glare at you across the room. The dog like you though.

♌ Leo: July 23–August 22.

The promotion you wanted or the class you wanted to pass? Failed. You yearn for the mines.

♍ Virgo: August 23–September 22.

Oh you fucked sorry. You may seek safety in my basement. You may not leave though.

♎ Libra: September 23–October 23.

Libra is in the microwave or whatever read more books and go outside at least once. Live laugh lobotomy.

♏ Scorpio: October 24–November 21.

You will find a single money of your currency but when you turn it over its just got a picture of me on it. Cant use it. Sucks to be you.

♐ Sagittarius: November 22–December 21

Stop being a cheap bitch buy that skincare you need it.

♑ Capricorn: December 22–January 19

Stop. Taking. On. Peoples. Problems. You are already a problem.

♒ Aquarius: January 20–February 18

The rest of your year will be kinda lucky. But like annoying luck. You'll find the password to your old email but its just spam.

♓ Pisces: February 19–March 20

You know what you did.

[sagstelliums]

(Top to bottom) November prediction

Pile 1

I see that this month you may be thinking a lot about things that happened in the past, I see that you may feel stuck but you’re going to be focusing staying consistent and optimistic. I see that you’re going to be more blunt or straightforward with people and some people may feel offended. Signs- Capricorn/Taurus. Initials- Z, F, A

Pile 2

I see that you’re going to be working on your self esteem or confidence, I see someone will be looking at you as a ideal partner but they may be intimidated by you. I see that you may have a “resting bitch face” but you’re actually someone who doesn’t like conflict or drama, I see you may feel unorganized this month. You may feel more emotional than usual, someone from your last may try to come back into your life. I see you trying to focus on moving on, there’s a energy vampire who wants to be around you. You may be eating out more than usual this month. Signs- Sagittarius, Scorpio, Pisces. Initials- J, K, L, S, T, W, Q

Pile 3

I see that you may be traveling this month and having new experiences/having fun, I see that you’re going to be staying consistent and focused on your goals. I see that it will be important to pay attention and draining people and situations, pay attention to angel numbers and signs from your spirit guides. I see you may be more into your masculine energy, you may try smoking or you may be smoking more this month. I see that you’re going to be focusing on what needs to change, I see someone showing you their true colors after having hidden intentions. I see someone near you may be jealous or envious, confirmations- 3/333, slim thick shape, long hair, small eyes. Signs- cancer/Sagittarius, initials- B, F, G

Please watch my pick a card reading on YouTube, personal readings always available

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

I adore your answers for the celestial bodies and seasons of each ewanverse character, ange.

Idk if you've answered this before(and if you have sorry) but what do you feel is each ewanverse character's birthday month?

Abraham - May - strong Taurus energy from him

Aemond - late October - there’s no way that spooky bitch wasn’t born around Halloween, and he is definitely a Scorpio

Billy Taylor - September - baby’s absolutely a Virgo

Billy Washington - June - absolutely a Cancerian, I know because I am one and we share similar toxic traits (minus the Islamophobia)

Ettore - late May. That horrible bastard is a Gemini.

Genyen - February. That little grifter is an Aquarius.

Michael - November. Sagittarius vibes.

Osferth - early October. Baby boy is a Libra.

Tom Bennett - early April. I get an Aries vibe from him.

[reblogor]

the western zodiac signs...my ranking (men)

Virgo: Keep to themselves, serious about what they love, and can be very loyal as friends. Usually kind if they have no reason to be rude.

June Cancer: Funny as hell but also can be a little messy. Especially when they're unevolved, they can tend to create drama. They also have a habit of not caring about anything that doesn't directly effect them. Fierce lovers of family.

April Aries: Weirdly earthy guys lol...Chill, easy to talk to, kind, driven (though sometimes a little all over the place). My main concern with them is that every one I've known has fallen victim to a vice. This doesn't make them a bad person but it's sad to see someone with so much potential suffer so much as a result.

June Gemini: Excellent conversation…like god tier conversation. Not sure of what else to say beyond that.

August Leo: Ehh...they can be fun to be around but most of my experience with them comes from childhood, so there could be a difference with adult male leos.

Sagittarius: Funny af but also really fucking mean lmao. Like they will deliver the sickest burn in the funniest way possible.

May Gemini: Not a single original thought in that head of theirs. Very smart, but a follower through and through. Doesn't make for a strong relationship of any kind.

Capricorn: If you think a may gemini is bad, imagine befriending someone who has a fraction of the intelligence but thinks they have way more than they actually do. Followers with unearned arrogance lmao.

October Scorpio: Literally pathological. When they're in a good mood, they're okay, but as soon as their mood drops even a little bit, they're suddenly wanting to do harm to everybody in the immediate vicinity. They lie like breathing and aren't particularly driven to do anything besides exist. Still better than the remainder lmfao.

March Aries: All the ones I've met should be institutionalized. They're extremely sensitive, secretly abusive, prone to being mean unless you walk on eggshells around them... On the other hand they are much more tolerable than the other signs below them, especially when you're just getting to know them.

Taurus: Secretly messy bitches who will drop you the moment they get bored. Hella mean, no empathy, fake as fuck, and will belittle you any chance they get in order to prop themselves up in front of others. What makes them worse than october scorps and march aries is the fact that they will do their dirt behind a smile.

July Leo: Completely unhinged individuals... Will flip on you the moment they perceive their ego has been bruised. What makes them worse than March Aries and October Scorpios is they don't even change on you for valid reasons pertaining to genuine emotional hurt, just perceived ego slights.

Aquarius: Don't even speak to an aquarius if you don't have to. ESPECIALLY a february aquarius. January aquarians are bad, don't get me wrong. But nearly every february aquarius male I have ever met has done something criminal and creepy, especially to women including stalking and physical abuse. And even for the ones who haven't engaged in criminal activity, they are extremely fickle, argumentative, competitive, egoistic, irrational (while genuinely believing they're not), rude af, and lie for no reason at all.

Have not really ever gotten to know a male july cancer, a male november scorpio, a male pisces, nor a male libra, so I can't speak on them. I assume, however, that nothing can be worse than a male aquarius, so at the very least they're probably better than that.

This is just MY experience with the signs and exists for entertainment purposes only. Don't be mean to someone just because of their sign!

[makowo]

hiii hiii hiii!!!!! 💛🎂💯 for my beautiful thang lupin webb

MY LUPEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ty ^_^

💛 YELLOW HEART — how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any? They know english and basic japanese, though I imagine they would have learned some spanish phrases from Alistair. They just don't spend much time learning that stuff bcs they already prefer not interacting with people anyway.

🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE — when is your oc's birthday? how old are they? what are their sun, moon, & rising signs (if known)? what about their tarot card, ruling planet, & ruling number (if known)? do they fit the typical traits of these sun, moon, & rising signs? OH THIS IS SO LONG lemme put this in a lil list Birthday/Age: November 4th, 1977! They're 29 in canon, though they would be 46 rn ^_^ Signs/Number: Sagittarius Sun and Leo Moon. Not figuring out rising LOL. Don't think they exactly fit either one. Ruling number is 4 but couldn't bother with figuring out a city they were born in for the rest 👍 Tarot: Their tarots are The Empress + Hanged Man though 😰 they're fuuuuuuuucked

💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know. Oh god its been so long since i've thought deeply about them. Uhmmmm. 1. They have eight dogs (six Alaskan Malamutes and two Norwegian Elkhounds) and a cat (Norwegian Forest Cat). 2. They actually really love hunting dangerous animals in wide open areas, like bears and stuff. They don't have the chance to take many risks in hunting but they're an overconfident bitch with it. They got injured so much when they were taking HPA-funded hunting trips 3. Actually would be funny if they can't fucking stand spice. If they hadn't died they probably would not have survived moving in with Alastair.

ask game here!

[chiyoda-division2]

“You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.” -Nikola Tesla

Introduction ⚡️

Raiden Otoha(音羽雷電),  a.k.a. Tesla on rap battles is an electronics design engineer and the 2nd member of Chiyoda Division’s 狂音INC.. He’s a genius in the field of electronics, aspiring to one day be called a ‘mad scientist’ just like those he idolized so much since he was little. A former delinquent, Fusao saw potential in his brilliance and scouted him to work at his audio equipment company, Wonder⇓anD Sound Systems.

It’s believed that he joined the DRB not only to let people further know about his ‘genius’ but also to enact revenge against a certain priest from Ginza.

Link to neka used

Link to picrew used

Appearance

Raiden is an albeit taller than average man in his mid-late 20s. His beige skin is littered with countless burn marks, most notably one on his right eye and at the palms of his hands. He has shoulder-length, black hair with blonde inner colouring dyed in to match his golden eyes, whose pupils grow abnormally large whenever he gets excited; sometimes, his bangs are held back by a yellow clip in the shape of a wing. He has two beauty marks under his left eye.

At work, Raiden is usually seen with a white button up, a black tie, black pants and brown dress shoes. His shirt is partially unbuttoned as to reveal the tattoo on his neck: an ECG graph.

Outside work, he puts on a beige overcoat and a black harness underneath that, and his dress shoes are replaced with knee-length boots whose soles further add onto his height.

He always wears gloves regardless of the situation.

Name Meaning

Raiden(雷電) - Thunder and lightning (also one of the alternative spellings for the god Raijin)

Oto(音) - Sound

Ha(羽) - Wing

Nicknames and Aliases

Tesla - MC Name

Mad Genius/Scientist - Himself (rarely, others)

936_HRTZ- online username (he is using something else that isn’t PROFILE)

Smartass, Madman, Crazy bitch, etc… - others

Rabid dog(affectionate)- Fusao

March Hare/Haigha

Nozomu “Zom” Yunichi

Berserker

Biographical Info

Gender - Male

Age - 28

Birthday -  November 26

Star Sign - Sagittarius

Ethnicity - Japanese

Hair Colour - Black and (dyed)blonde

Eye Colour - Gold

Height - 6’1” (6’5” in boots)

Markings - ECG graph tattoo on his neck, burn marks scattered across everywhere most notably on the right side of his face

Piercings - Lobes; double helix (left ear only)

Family -

Estranged Father

Estranged Mother

Voice Claim: Tetsurou Noda (speaking); Takuya IDE (singing/rapping)

Fun Facts

Occupation - Electronics design engineer, scientist (self-proclaimed), vigilante???

Division - Chiyoda

Team - 狂音INC.

Position - 2nd Member

Favourite Food - Toast

Least Favourite Food - Pork

Likes - Chiyuri’s naivete,  his friend group aka the ‘Shunsai-gumi’, Nikola Tesla and his ‘death ray’, tinkering with electronics, being called a scientist

Dislikes - Chiyuri’s naivete, Fusao’s concerned stares, people questioning his genius, adulthood, Masa and his little sheep, the concept of family

Image Color - Lightning Yellow (#FCC01E)

Hypnosis Microphone

Raiden’s Hypnosis Microphone takes the form of a handheld mic, the band right between the windscreen and the handle has 2 prongs on opposite sides. The handle is black with a yellow triangle containing the letter T stylized to look like thunder on it, lastly, the bottom of the handle has a yellow lightning bolt sticking out.

Raiden’s speakers is a replica of the Wardenclyffe Tower, the lab building that accompanies the tower has all of its windows replaced with speakers. Lightning strikes the top of the tower depending on the beat. Whenever he activates his mic, a ‘high voltage’ warning written in white with a red glow flash around his speaker which disappears after a couple moments.

Raiden’s rap ability, Death Ray 936 electrocutes his target, stunning them for 3 turns, he can only use his ability for 3 times in one battle and the cooldown is loooooong.

Raiden’s rap themes mainly revolve around the mix of ‘lunacy’ and ‘genius’ and sinking further into madness. He references breakthroughs in the history of electromagnetism a lot; he also raps about how there’s one absolute truth: physics and that there is no higher being besides that. Another thing he raps about is refusing ‘adulthood’ not in the sense of growing older, but rather letting go of one’s dreams and aspirations just for pleasing the world around them and becoming a husk of yourself.

If it’s not his turn to rap he’ll most likely laugh like a maniac in the background.

Personality

Unfortunately for Raiden, he comes across as loud and obnoxious at first and practically lacks an inner voice. He believes in his own abilities a lot and this pretty much causes conflict with his co-workers quite often, though, he is very passionate towards his work, even if sometimes it doesn’t really align to the kind of job he took.

Due to a large part of his childhood, he has great distrust and disdain towards adults and has a different perception on what counts as one. He rarely gets along with people older than him.

Despite everything though, he’s an honest person through and through, he immediately goes to the point in things that he wants to say. He is very loyal to people he consider important and he can get quite overprotective toward his loved ones a lot, though this comes to a point that he wouldn’t hesitate to resort to violence (and even destruction) if it meant their sake.

As for that vigilante persona of his… that’s something else to talk about in another day.

Background

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Trivia

His birthday is also Lucien Gaulard’s death day, known for developing a power transformer with John Dixon Gibbs, a major contribution to the development of alternating current

He can reverse engineer almost any kind of device regardless of its complexity and size

One time he broke several windows on his workplace with speakers, his co-workers and Fusao were not happy about it

He thinks Kanon Hojo from Shizuoka is cute C:

Had he not been in the field of electronics/physics, he would be in the medical field instead

When he was younger, he swore that he wouldn’t live past 21 years old

He has a strange relationship with Nishio of Echizen division that even his friends couldn’t comprehend

Despite idolizing the likes of Nikola Tesla, he hates pigeons

[vandcrlylecrybaby]

the city is painted with memory...

name: roslyn ray

nickname: roz

pronouns/gender: she/her, cis woman

sexuality: queer

birthday: november 30, 1995

zodiac sign: sagittarius ☉ | pisces ☽ | scorpio➶  

residence: queens

employment: radio host/ waitress

mbti: ENFP

enneagram: type 9w8

moral alignment: chaotic good

... the water will never run clear

TL;DR:

trigger warnings: robbery mention

born on the shoulder of I-75 while her father attempted to change a flat. in the dark and in the rain, and at the worst possible time.

lived just outside of dayton, ohio for the first eighteen years of her life, relocated to nyc the absolute second she could move out. she loved her parents (still calls them every single day), but roz hated the great state of ohio with everything in her mind, body and spirit.

got her associates at queenborough community college while working no less than three jobs at a time to pay her way through. roz was smart enough to get a few smaller scholarships, but out of state tuition was a bitch, and she had no intention of paying on student loans until she died. (she will absolutely still be on student loans until she dies).

immediately started work as an intern at an independent radio station until she was finally able to work her way up to her own 10 hour hosting block – even if it is from 8 p.m. to 8 a.m. but 7-8 a.m. is drivetime, baby, and that's the dream. (even if the dream pays like shit, and she still has to waitress three days a week to afford to survive).

super driven, super optimistic, absolutely the most gullible gal in the world. has lowkey been robbed like twice a year since she moved to the city. has started to carry a decoy wallet to lessen the blow – it has not.

lives in a queens apartment that's stacked with way too many people – i want you to imagine closests as bedrooms, bunkbeds, and the occasional kitchen roommate when they find someone desperate enough to take it. (one bedroom apartment, usually five people living in it. might be wanted connections, idk).

loves love and is kind of always in love with someone and almost literally never doing anything about it.

codependent in a way that means if you're friends with roz, you're almost never out of communication with roz. def not for everyone.

the birds and the bees and the flowers and trees...

WANTED CONNECTIONS:

roommates. (0/4 taken)

coworkers at the radio station.

unrequited crushes. (f/nb only).

best friend.

blind date gone awry.

she's been texting what started as a wrong number and morphed into a weird/mutual almost journal-like friendship, except they still don't know each other's names.

... they know that we've both been here

ESTABLISHED CONNECTIONS:

tbd

VIBES:

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[alyjojo]

Twin Flame 🔥 Journey - November 2023 - Aries

Your Energy:

2 Pentacles - Knight of Wands - 9 Pentacles

Main Energy: King of Pentacles

Interesting energy for this reading. I’m getting you’re the runner, and you’ve also healed from this connection…which may not have gone too far, at least from your perspective. Your person shows up as someone with deep, genuine emotions for you. You show up as someone kinda shallow, I’M SORRY 😫 All about the Wands, the passion 🔥, the intimacy, let’s get naked and runaway for the weekend, ok good game off to the next adventure, call you whenever. Knight of Wands energy. I’ve had to leave the reading three times to stop this INCESSANT tapping noise from my fan, it never does this and it’s driving me crazy. I’m hearing that applies where this person is concerned, they may have repeated themselves one too many times with you, regarding passion, flirting, not being reliable, acting immature, it drove them insane. This could’ve been a long time ago, Spirit is coming more for your past self than your current one, because if you were still in that energy, you wouldn’t be here. Pffft “Spirits”, right? You’ve awakened to some extent now, probably because you can’t shake this person’s energy and can’t figure out why. Or they’re obsessive and you’re like wow this person is crazy, it’s not that deep 😆 But it kinda is.

I do get that on some level, you may have worked together or competed at work, through your work. Who is better, who makes more money, who has the higher position, the better degree, etc. Like a dick measuring contest with this person, instead of an emotional connection, and not for them, for you. Either you’re both completely unaware you’re Twins, or just you are, and they know you are. Someone came to this reading expecting someone else, possibly more than one of you.

There’s still a lot of work for you to do before reconciling is even possible…maybe. King of Pentacles shows your energy as someone who is very successful in their career, you’re probably someone with authority in whatever you do, a logical practical person that makes solid decisions when it comes to finances and money. But, emotionally? Knight of Wands 💯 You’ve pondered over the past, and don’t feel anything, just how many people you’ve slept with, who would still be down for some action today? Who could you call and send some flirty text to, and they’d respond? Someone new maybe? You don’t see that as a lesson to learn and move away from, and with South Node Sagittarius, this is someone that comes into life acting like they know everything, trying to teach, but often lacking the knowledge (learning - Gemini) to do so or bsing their way through any challenges - successfully! Because Sag is very convincing, hard to not like, and naturally very lucky. Whatever you’ve done, whatever tactics you’ve used, have worked for you up to this point, so why would you change them now?

Because that’s the journey 💯 Not even the Twin journey, that’s the reason, the “purpose” for living. Right now you’re financially secure, single, happily so, probably at the top of your game. Now you will start to move away from that. Possibly traveling due to your work, somewhere else. Distance will likely make the heart grow fonder. Up to now, you’ve viewed success in terms of career, and love stuff took a backseat. I don’t see bad things happening to your career no. South Node 10th is more like you’ve learned this, you’re comfortable here, now it’s about where you’re going. Gemini 4th. That’s a student energy, learning, having to, about things like family, children, the past, the bonds that made you, the home and what that means to you. Childhood. What feels like “home?” What makes you comfortable inside, fills your heart? Taking things more seriously when it comes to love, building a solid foundation for a home, and who of these temporary bitches you’ve played around with that could fill that role 😆 Probably not many. This person 💯 you’ve slept on. Something will likely happen to trigger this, a message, being nosy and seeing what they’re up to online, somehow you’ll be jolted into an awakening.

Their Energy:

4 Swords rev - 5 Wands - Ace of Pentacles

Main Energy: 5 Cups

This person has healed, showing time has gone by since whatever happened between you two, but at one point they were deeply sad, devastated even, that there was no real opportunity being offered from you. It was a Tower, they never expected this betrayal from you. 10 Swords & Queen of Wands at the bottom, that’s you. You may have betrayed them for money, maybe at work. This could have to do with their self worth and feeling emotionally damaged from you due to this competitive “bigger dick” sort of back and forth battle with you. 4 Swords is describing the hurt they felt from King of Pentacles rev, that’s what describes you to them. This is someone that judges a person based on their social status, wealth, career, income, superficial shit, and looking down on them or treating them like less because they couldn’t measure up to your “standards”. Whew. That’s hard to experience. They don’t have what you have, and they don’t measure up in the way you’d expect (or demand) your partner to be. They could’ve lost a job because of you, for someone. Or if they did lose a job, money, some financial opportunity, not even because of you, they still felt like you treated them badly over it.

They could’ve fought you when you left, you may have left without saying a word, or letting them say anything. You had plenty of options to make you happy, why bother with this person that can’t even meet your standards? Next. There’s probably been silence ever since. Their life took a turn for the better after this though, Ace of Pentacles is the chance they lost with you, found with someone else. King of Cups, their energies match, and this is probably a soulmate they’re going to choose long-term. 9 Cups is wish fulfillment, they’re healing the pain, mopping up the blood from this battle with you, appreciating them, unconditionally loving them, they’re healed.

Mutual Energy/What is Mirrored:

King of Cups - 8 Swords - Queen of Cups

Main Energy: The Moon

Both of you are afraid to reconnect, especially this person, because they’re happy now. Their new person would be very sad if they tried to connect with you, and their hands are tied because they’re not going to do that. Your hands are tied because you already know this, if you even suspect this is your Twin in the first place. Even if you say something, they’ll feel like you should’ve done that a long time ago. They have 4 Wands & 2 Cups now, they could live with this person, be engaged, have built a home together and are mutually in love, stable & happy. That’s what’s going to trigger the North Node energy, vs the South Node career mode you’ve been in who knows how long. You won career, they won love. Their messages indicate you’ve had multiple lifetimes together, and for them this is karmic Justice. I don’t see a reconciliation on the horizon for you, but a spiritual awakening - absolutely, and this person is likely to be the one to trigger that, which is what Twin Flame journeys are all about. Even if you don’t “win” the person, you wake up to the deeper meanings in life, past behaviors and hurts that need review and healing, maturing, changing, and that’s the whole point as far as Spirit’s concerned. We have many soulmates, but only one Twin. 4 Cups rev at the bottom shows this being the one that got away. Sending you lots of love Aries, there are others, they probably won’t come in during the thick of this transformation though…but on the other side.

Karmic Cards:

SOUTH NODE - SAGITTARIUS - 10TH HOUSE

- There will not be insights to understand your destiny.

- Anxiety about the wisdom of where you’re going.

- Trouble resulting from the understanding of your career.

Messages:

You:

- I need a BREAK from this.

- I want to approach you but don’t know HOW.

Them:

- In every lifetime, I always come back to you.

- Going in different directions.

Love Oracle:

You: SEDUCTION 💋

- Attraction, Teasing, Hooking Up, Date

- Third-Party

- Temptation

Them: LOVE ❤️

- Unconditional Love

- Self-Love & Wholeness

- Affection & Attraction

- Selflessness

Possible Signs:

Any/all signs possible. Heavy water 💦 Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio, Capricorn & Virgo

[foreveralwaysanauthor]

Kona's Basic Info

Name: Kona Elsie Birr

Kona’s faceclaims in the moodboard are not only picked for their appearances, but also for how they portrayed the characters I’ve seen them as. From the left we have Hayley Mills for the 60s (The Parent Trap and Pollyanna), Ami Foster for the 80s (Troop Beverly Hills), Jodie Sweetin for the 90s (Full House), and McKenna Grace for the present (Just Beyond and The Handmaid’s Tale). Also, just putting it out there, but I love McKenna Grace’s song You Ruined Nirvana. It’s worth a listen, in my opinion.

Nicknames: Koko (she hates it because it sounds like a dog’s name), Kone/Kone-head (usually only by her friends), Pua (by her mom, it means "flower"), Keiki (by her dad, it's a fond way to say "child/children" in Hawaiian), and Kokomo (after the restaurant her parents met in and a Beach Boys song)

Age: 14

Date of Birth: November 24

Zodiac: Sagittarius 

Birthstone: Topaz and Citrine

Nationality: Hawaiian and Australian

Sexuality: Bisexual

Birthplace: Maui Memorial Medical Center, Maui, Hawaii

Current Residence: Aloha Drive, Brightwater, Saint Pete Beach, Florida

Schooling: Junior High (going from eighth grade to Freshman year of high school)

Occupation: Helping her parents in the record shop they own, selling homemade jewelry and keychains, and being a bad bitch (she claims that’s a full-time job)

Talents/Skills: Kona can tell what song someone is thinking of by listening to them hum it or say a few lyrics, she is insanely flexible, and she knows many traditional Hula dances, her favorite, ironically, being “I Kona”

Birth order: Oldest

Siblings: Kahlia Riley (only younger sister in some AUs)

Parents: Jonathan Birr and Nalani Pelekai

Signature:

Height: 5’3” or 161 cm

Eye Color: Green

Hair Color: Blonde (she wants to dye some of it blue or pink, but hasn’t yet)

Glasses or contact lenses: She doesn’t need glasses, but will wear them for fashion

Distinguishing features: Has an old scar on her right knee from taking a nasty fall off her bike as a kid, a freckle on the left corner of her lips, and her left eye is slightly more blue than green, but you can only see it when you’re really close or looking for it.

Mannerisms: Tying knots or braids when she’s bored, bouncing her legs when she sits criss-cross, biting her fingernails (started as a way to piss off her mom and now just does it when she’s nervous)

Health: Prone to nosebleeds, born with one kidney, and is allergic to strawberries

Hobbies: Making friendship bracelets and other jewelry, bowling, embroidering her jeans and sneakers

Greatest flaw (in their opinion): She can be very sassy/sarcastic and it comes across as mean even though she doesn’t mean it that way. She hates when people take her humor/the way she says things the wrong way, but she’s trying to work on it.

Best quality (in their opinion): Definitely her confidence. Kona is very outspoken about who she is and how, if someone doesn't like how she is, they can get out of her life. She was a shy little thing when her family moved away from Hawaii, but now she's back to her confident, sure-of-herself ways. Her parents encourage her to be herself and to be confident in who she is and Kona makes sure everyone is well aware that they can't change her no matter how hard they try.

Biggest fear: Change. She doesn’t like things to change at all, not even her daily routine. It’s something she had major issues with after they moved when she was younger and never quite got over. She likes things just the way they are and always have been, so when something comes along and disrupts the normality she’s used to, she has a really rough time working through it.

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Favorite ice cream: Banana (especially if it's covered in rainbow sprinkles)

Favorite color: Blue, but turquoise specifically

Favorite number(s): 2 and 17

Favorite songs: Killer Queen by Queen, Show and Tell by Melanie Martinez, Could Have Been Me by The Struts

Favorite movies: Arrietty, Shrek, The Breakfast Club, My Neighbor Totoro, and Enola Holmes

Favorite TV shows: Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Heartstopper, Derry Girls, The Umbrella Academy, and Killing Eve

Favorite books: Radio Silence by Alice Oseman, The Sun and the Star by Rick Riordan, The Maze Runner by James Dashner, Pretty Dead Queens by Alexa Donne, and This Book Won’t Burn by Samira Ahmed

Favorite video games: Hogwarts Legacy, Hollow Night, and Fall Guys

A musical they like: Mean Girls (purely for the drama, but she also just straight-up loves the songs Revenge Party, I'd Rather Be Me, and, believe it or not, Sexy)

A place they want to visit: Hollywood and Tokyo, Japan

[yourlocalqreator]

Flora Castellanos

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Personal

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✰ Full Name:

▻Flora Rosalie Castellanos

▻Birth Real Name: Flora Filiz Kartal

✰ Face Claim:

▻ Frida Asaen/ Amanda Syfeird.

✰ Nickname:

▻Flora

✰ Birthday:

▻November 26, 2004

✰ Age:

▻19

✰ Sex:

▻Female

✰ Sexuality

▻ Straight ally

✰ Eye Colour:

▻Blue

✰ Hair Colour:

▻ Blonde

✰ Hair Style:

▻ Dutch Braid

Dutch Braid Bun

Fishtail Braid

✰ Height:

▻ 5.1/155

✰ Weight:

▻95 to 116lbs.

✰ Nationality:

▻French Turkish

✰ Birth Place:

▻ Paris France

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Flora's Playlist

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✰ Personality:

▻ Warm and very generous- Her natives live for happiness and love, spreading joy everywhere she goes. Optimistic by nature, they always believe that the best is yet to come, which is why she never gives up hope.

Dynamic and radiant, her personality is often talkative. She needs to be surrounded by people who take the time to listen to them and their thoughts. With her open and philosophical mind, she loves great adventures, in search of wisdom and the meaning of life. She values her freedom and has a superb sense of humor, which explains why she is so well-liked by other drivers and celebrities and the F1 Drivers' wags and Girlfriends.

✰ Favorite Food:

▻  Chinese Food, Jamelli Pesto, ice cream, Chipotle

✰ Favorite Drink:

▻Water, Energy drinks,

✰ Hobbies:

▻ Traveling, Hanging out with her friends, Driving, Exercising, Training

✰ Likes:

▻ Her Freinds, Her Team, Flowers, Motivation, The F1,2,3,4 Drivers

✰ Dislikes:

▻ Her Enemies, People acting like a bitch

✰ Current Residence:

▻ Paris France

✰ Family:

▻ Father: Castro Kartal

Adoptive Father: Bonny Castellanos

Mother: Fleur Castellanos

✰ Freinds:

▻Sergio Perez

Max Verstappen

Charles Leclerc

Carlos Saint

Lance Stroll

Sebastian Vettel

Fernando Alonso

Larissa Cohen (SOMEONES OC)

Esteban Ocean

Lando Norris

Daniel Ricardo

Valteri Bottas

George Russel

Lewis Hamilton

Pierre Gasly

Yuki Tsunoda

Nick De Vyres

Logan Sargent

Kevin Magnesium

Romain Grosjean

Oscar Piastri

✰ enemies :

Oscar Pastry (for A Bit)

✰ Marital Status:

▻ Single

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"This Is Gonna Be Great"

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Career

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✰ Teams:

▻ F3: Motorpark

F2: MP Motorsports

F1: Red Bull

✰ Numbers:

▻25

✰ Career Points:

▻280

✰ Seasons:

▻ 297

✰ Highest Race finish:

▻ 20(x24)

✰ Highest Grid Position:

▻ 1

✰ Grand Prix entered:

▻18

✰ World Championships:

▻1

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Current Season

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✰ Team:

▻ Red Bull

✰ Number:

▻ 25

✰ Points:

▻155

✰ Current Standings:

▻ 3rd place

✰ Wins:

▻ 11

✰ Pole Positions:

▻ 3rd

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Trivia

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Flora means Flower, Rosalie means Rose Garden and Her adoptive last name Castellanos means from a place founded or inhabited by. her birth middle name Filiz means Blossom and her surname means Katral means eagle in Turkish.

She was adopted by a French Nascar Racer (OC)

She Is A Sagittarius

She's a 3rd driver although not like a test driver, she's a 3rd driver officially driving for red bull.

She's A MILF

Outside the racetrack, she has other YouTube channels like aesthetic influencers and vlogs

She is into manifesting and she belives in attraction and assumption

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"My Past was not that easy"

✰Biography:

TW: Child abuse, Child abandonment, Angst

Flora Rosalie Castellanos, known as Flora Filiz Kartal, is currently without a doubt the fastest-rising act within the motorsport FIA community, even F1.

But she didn’t truly have a handy childhood. her mom gave birth to her when she was just 16. Her Turkish father has in no way been in the picture. Just her identity reminds her of her half-Turkish origin. Due to dependency problems, her mom couldn’t seem to be after her and simply abandoned her.

In her youthful years, after she got adopted by Bonny Castellanos, And His Wife Claire Castellanos, she found out that he is a NASCAR race driver and desired to be in the FIA Of F1. However, Her adoptive mom was abusive to her and her dad only took care of her and her dream for an F1 driver which caused the family to divorce and court, Flora and Bonny had a cute Father Daughter relationship but he wanted her to go to his ex-wife Claire bc of his racing career

So yeah uhh daddy issues along with a abusive mom.

But Bonny gave her daughter Flora, A money jar which was a pink little flower for her dream for f1.

when she was once 3, at karting, she was once not top but amazing. Besides that, she is tremendously fascinated in trend and working on herself and plenty of stuff, and nevertheless is, by means of the way.” But as she acquired older in f3 she wasn’t doing so properly for some time. No motivation or issues because she used to be despatched death threats, all due to the fact she used to be a lady and had desires of becoming a girl F1 Driver.

But she in no way lets that get to her

She obtained coaching to get her motivation up. Fortuitously, when she went to F1 she met the team principal of red bull, Christain Horner, who noticed a lot of doable in the younger female driver driving alongside Max Verstappen and Sergio Perez. Like this, she got here into the world willing to become a future legend like the old ones.

[infernalwitxhcraft]

November 2022 Masterpost

In case any of y'all missed one of my posts this month and want to check one out, I'm going to link them here! I'm so happy to be posting on tumblr and really excited to share this journey with everyone. Thank you for reblogging, liking, following, and the wonderful conversations. I can't wait to continue contributing to this community!

Things such as tarot tips, tarot spreads, spells, and witch tips will all be weekly things. The rest of the week will vary in topic but I'll be posting 5x-7x a week, ideally every day if I am able. I've got some great blog posts planned for December that I know y'all will enjoy!

If there is anything in particular that you want to see or learn about, please let me know. Whether it is a spell, spread, or a topic for a blog post, I'm open to your ideas.

Emotional Healing Spell

Four simple glamours to try

New Moon in Sagittarius Tarot Spread

Monthly Outlook Tarot Spread

Quick Witch Tip: Ginger Tea

Quick Witch Tip: Chamomile & Money

Basic bitch tarot tip: 4 of Cups

Lemongrass Herbal Profile & Magical Correspondences

[askfelix-neverland]

Also i dont think i ever explained the whole starsign thing and i dont know how to explain it so i copied this from the internet "In astrology, a sign of the zodiac refers to one of 12 specific constellations of the zodiac that the sun passes through. A person's particular sign of the zodiac is the one that the sun was in when they were born. It is a belief in astrology that a person's personality can be predicted using their sign of the zodiac" i was born on the second august so im a leo, they are mostly known for being born leaders, confident and always want to be in the center of attention, many people view them as arrogant bitches ngl (i dont rly relate to any of the stuff thats connected to the leo attributes and likings most of the time)

its also a fire sign, known to be very resilient (there are fire, water, air and earth)

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) - Air sign

Pisces (February 19 - March 20) - Water sign

Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - Earth sign

Gemini (May 21 - June 20) - Air sign

Aries (March 21 - April 19) - Fire sign

Leo (July 23 - August 22) - Fire sign

Virgo (August 23 - September 22) - Earth sign

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) - Water sign

Libra (September 23 - October 22) - Air sign

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) - Water sign

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) - Fire sign

I think there is also a chinese version or something but this one is the most known ig

-Emil

Fascinating. I’ll have to look into it more.

[blufoxstar]

Frankenstein; The Modern Prometheus "Review"

Halloween is almost here, so let's talk about books that are like vaguely that vibe. Really though, for this one in particular, this is less a review and more so just notes I took while reading because I had to read this novel again for a class. (I'm not a big fan of Frankenstein honestly) So, without context here are my more interesting, and non academic annotations. Spoilers abound for this very old book.

Sir that's your son. Stop being rude.

"I succeeded in discovering the cause of generation and life;" In any other book, this would have been an innuendo for having sex for the first time. But Frankenstein gets zero bitches.

Adam (or Frankenstein's Monster, but that's a mouthful) was born in November. Scorpio or Sagittarius.

Relating to Frankenstein's poetic waxing about the misery of existence is always a bad sign. Go to therapy.

Frank(enstein) gets sick to avoid raising his child. At least pay child support.

Chapters 11-16 are the most interesting part, no notes. (Also, little to no Frank)

(Actually wait, one note) Adam says during his story, "I had learned now to work mischief", but like, bro, framing someone for murder is a bit more extreme than "mischief".

Frankenstein relents and agrees to make Adam a "mate", this will not last because he is a dirty, stinky man. And an oath breaker.

Clerval is in love with Frank. (maybe). So, anyway, he dies.

His dad is concerned that maybe he doesn't want to marry his cousin-sister, don't worry dad, he really wants to.

Being kept in prison after being framed, really giving Mario Sunshine.

and they both died miserably ever after

[nightsidewrestling]

M.L.B Bios: Daquan Jenkins

DJ Deja's Brother-In-Law Daquan Jenkins (Jan 1989)

The only brother-in-law of the M.L.B's (Mega Level Bitches') DJ Deja, he was born and raised in Compton

"I'm the Day to the Quan, and my wife looks hotter than a Nevada Desert dawn."

Name

Full Legal Name: Daquan Jatori Jenkins

First Name: Daquan

Meaning: Combination of the popular phonetic elements 'Da' and 'Quan'

Pronunciation: de-KWAHN

Origin: African-American

Middle Name: Jatori

Meaning: Combination of the prefix 'Ja' and 'Tori'

Pronunciation: JAH-tawr-ee

Origin: African-American

Surname: Jenkins

Meaning: From the given name 'Jenkin', a diminutive of 'Jen', itself a Middle English form of 'John', which is the English form of 'Iohannes', the Latin form of the Greek name 'Ioannes', itself derived from the Hebrew name 'Yochanan' meaning 'Yahweh is gracious', from the roots 'Ya' referring to the Hebrew God and 'Chanan' meaning 'To be gracious'

Pronunciation: JENG-kinz

Origin: English

Alias: N/A

Reason: N/A

Nicknames: D.J / DJ

Titles: Mr

Characteristics

Age: (As of Jan 1989) 23

Gender: Male. He/Him Pronouns

Race: Human

Nationality: American

Ethnicity: African-American

Birth Date: November 22nd 1965

Sexuality: Straight

Religion: Christian

Native Language: English

Spoken Languages: English, Spanish

Relationship Status: Married

Astrological Sign: Sagittarius

Voice Actor: Dennis Haysbert

Geographical Characteristics

Birthplace: Compton, Los Angeles County, California, USA

Current Location: Compton, Los Angeles County, California, USA

Hometown: Compton, Los Angeles County, California, USA

Appearance

Height: 5'9" / 175 cm

Weight: 165 lbs / 74 kg

Eye Colour: Brown

Hair Colour: Black

Hair Dye: None

Body Hair: Sparse

Facial Hair: Clean Shaven

Tattoos: (As of Jan 1989) 0

Piercings: None

Scars: None

Health and Fitness

Allergies: None

Alcoholic, Smoker, Drug User: Social Drinker

Illnesses/Disorders: None Diagnosed

Medications: None

Any Specific Diet: None

Relationships

Friends: Jamal Dickson, Zaire Dickson, Marquis Dickson, Dishon Jenkins, Dontavious Case, Dreamius Jenkins, Dushane Spence, Dysean Jenkins, Egypt Santana

Colleagues: Zaire Dickson, Maruis Dickson, Yeray Park, Daquan Jenkins, Juan Carlos Hutchinson, François-Marie Park, Jean-Christophe Park, Noam James, Pascal Watson, Valente Gutiérrez

'Rivals': None

Closest Confidant: Taniqua Jenkins

Mentor: Detavius Jenkins

Significant Other: Taniqua Jenkins (22, Wife, Née Dickson)

Previous Partners: None of Note

Parents: Detavius Jenkins(62, Father), Dontray Jenkins (64, Mother, Née Cervantes)

Parents-In-Law: Darnell Dickson (52, Father-In-Law), Aisha Dickson (53, Mother-In-Law, Née Ross)

Siblings: Dishon Jenkins (41, Brother), Ethiopia Case (38, Sister, Née Jenkins), Dreamius Jenkins (35, Brother), Fashionette Spence (32, Sister, Née Jenkins), Dysean Jenkins (29, Brother), Frenchelle Santana (26, Sister, Née Jenkins)

Siblings-In-Law: Jamal Dickson (31, Taniqua's Brother), Kenya Dickson (32, Jamal's Wife, Née Barnes), Zaire Dickson (28, Taniqua's Brother), Naya Dickson (29, Zaire's Wife, Née Wood), Marquis Dickson (25, Taniqua's Brother), Quanna Dickson (26, Marquis' Wife, Née Bennett), Deja Dickson (19, Taniqua's Sister), Dynasty Jenkins (42, Dishon's Wife, Née Sampson), Dontavious Case (29, Ethiopia's Husband), Evangelise Jenkins (36, Dreamius' Wife, Née Suarez), Dushane Spence (33, Fashionette's Husband), Fentanya Jenkins (30, Dysean's Wife, Née Howe), Egypt Santana (27, Frenchelle's Husband)

Nieces & Nephews: Imunique Cabrera (21, Niece, Née Jenkins), Equanimeous Cabrera (22, Imunique’s Husband), Giveon Jenkins (18, Nephew), Jacara Jenkins (15, Niece), Jacoria Jenkins (15, Niece), God'iss Jenkins (12, Nephew), Jadasha Jenkins (9, Niece), Heir Jenkins (6, Nephew), Jakara Jenkins (3, Niece), Ice Case (18, Nephew), Jakeisha Case (15, Niece), Infinite Case (12, Nephew), Jakira Case (9, Niece), Jae'sean Case (6, Nephew), Jakisha Jenkins (15, Niece), Jahari Jenkins (12, Nephew), Jakiya Spence (12, Niece), Jakyra Spence (12, Niece), Jai'juan Spence (9, Nephew), Jakarius Spence (9, Nephew), Ja'leeesa Spence (6, Niece), Jamaria Spence (3, Nephew), Jamira Jenkins (9, Niece), Janiqua Jenkins (9, Niece), Jamario Jenkins (6, Nephew), Jaquavious Jenkins (6, Nephew), Janisha Jenkins (3, Niece), Janiyah Jenkins (3, Niece), Jasean Santans (6, Nephew), Jashaun Santana (6, Nephew), Jashawn Santana (6, Nephew), Jaquanda Santana (3, Niece), Aniyah Dickson (11, Niece), Darrell Dickson (8, Nephew), Nia DIckson (5, Niece), Davon Dickson (2, Nephew), Shanika Dickson (8, Niece), Jalen Dickson (5, Nephew), Taniya Dickson (2, Niece), Tyrik Dickson (5, Nephew), Tyra Dickson (2, Niece)

Children: LeBron Jenkins (2, Son)

Children-In-Law: None

Grandkids: None

Great Grandkids: None

Music Career

Debut: N/A

Retired: N/A

Genre: N/A

(Fictional) Records, Albums & Singles: N/A

Songs (Record/Album/Single - Song Title- Track Length): N/A

[starlingsrps]

irene devlin.

BASIC INFORMATION

FULL NAME: anne irene devlin

REASONING: anne for granny devlin, irene for granny mayfield

NICKNAME(S): irene will do.

PREFERRED NAME(S): irene. she hasn't been anne since she was in first grade THANK YOU.

BIRTH DATE: november 5

CHART: gemini sun/sagittarius rising/libra moon/

AGE: classified (thirty five)

GENDER: female

PRONOUNS: she/her

ROMANTIC/SEXUAL ORIENTATION:  pansexual

NATIONALITY: american

CURRENT LOCATION: san francisco

LIVING CONDITIONS: irene keeps her exact address on a need to know basis but it is, if you must know, a very luxe condo in pacific heights. https://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Francisco/2349-Vallejo-St-94123/home/1466903 (but better decorated)

BACKGROUND

BIRTH PLACE: midland, tx

HOMETOWN: highland park, tx; new york city; san francisco

SOCIAL CLASS: upper

EDUCATION LEVEL: bachelors in art and dance

FATHER: carl devlin, 70

MOTHER: romy mayfield-devlin, 59

SIBLING(S): troy, 40; margo, 35 (margo is nine months older, they are not twins)

BIRTH ORDER: youngest

CHILDREN: absolutely not have you seen her furniture?

PET: she does not have the time but she is surprisingly fond of dogs

OTHER IMPORTANT RELATIVES: the devlins are legion but she's mostly close with her grandparents (anne senior and walt are still rolling) and her cousin, lane. troy and margo are both married with their own families but irene finds them devastatingly boring and they live in dallas anyway SO.

PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS: A Lot but she's slowed down a lot in her thirties. she likes her own company and the company of her friends best and romantic relationships are incidental.

CURRENT RELATIONSHIP: single and getting an Itch.

OCCUPATION & INCOME

PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME: inheritance

SECONDARY: art gallery co-owner

TERTIARY: art critic

CONTENT WITH THEIR JOB (OR LACK THERE OF)?: extremely. she grew up wanting to be a ballerina but due to Injuries, fell into art and she's so much happier with this.

PAST JOB(S): ballet apprentice. that is it.

SPENDING HABITS: balanced with herself, indulgent with friends and loved ones.

MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION: her helen frankenthaler painting

SKILLS & ABILITIES

PHYSICAL STRENGTH: nope.

DEFENSE: acid wit.

SPEED: she meanders. there is no point in making a fuss.

INTELLIGENCE: clever. fiendishly clever.

ACCURACY: not bad.

STAMINA: endless. she'll do it for eight hours and in heels.

TEAMWORK: prefers to be in charge but an amazing second. she does not do well further down the pecking order.

TALENTS: she's extraordinarily perceptive and suprisingly grounded considering [gestures].

SHORTCOMINGS: judge, jury, executioner - you get one shot with her and one shot Only.

LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: english, fluent spanish.

DRIVE?: yes

JUMP-STAR A CAR?: yes

CHANGE A FLAT TIRE?: yes

RIDE A BICYCLE?: yes

SWIM?: yes

PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?: a little bit of piano but only what she remembers from childhood lessons which isn't much.

PLAY CHESS?: yes

BRAID HAIR?: yes

TIE A TIE?: yes

PICK A LOCK?: yes

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE & CHARACTERISTICS

FACE CLAIM: caitlin fitzgerlad

EYE COLOR: blue

HAIR COLOR: blonde

HAIR TYPE/STYLE: medium length. naturally wavy but she has a twice weekly blow out. if you've seen irene's natural hair texture since the age of twenty five, you're a true blue bestie.

GLASSES/CONTACTS?: reading glasses. she doesn't /super need them but they're a great accessory.

DOMINANT HAND: left

HEIGHT: 5'9

BUILD: slim and lanky.

EXERCISE HABITS: sweating is disgusting. pilates three times a week.

SKIN TONE: fair and never without sunscreen or a hat.

TATTOOS: oh no.

PIERCINGS: ears, anything else is vulgar (on her).

USUAL EXPRESSION: cool poker face. is it resting bitch face? sure is.

STYLE: classic and deceptively simple. she's a calvin klein bitch and has a personal shopper at neiman marcus who she is frenemies with. accessories are hermes, shoes are well made. she's an investment dresser and shopper.

JEWELRY: whatever suits, prone to wearing a lot of gold.

ALLERGIES: nah

DIET: like a damn bird

PHYSICAL AILMENTS: irene's would be dance career ended with a destroyed knee after a bad fall. her left knee had to be completely reconstructed and she isn't supposed to wear high heels (doesn't stop her, she knows the consequences). she has a collection of canes that she uses when needed, including one with a crystal skull handle.

PSYCHOLOGY

ENNEAGRAM TYPE: 8 - the challenger

MORAL ALIGNMENT: neutral good

TEMPERAMENT: choleric

MBTI: ENTJ

MENTAL CONDITIONS/DISORDERS: nah.

SOCIABILITY: extrovert

EMOTIONAL STABILITY: steady but prickly

PHOBIA(S): snakes

ADDICTION(S): nah

DRUG USE: she was a little more loose with it in her twenties but has moved on from cocaine in the bathroom to bougie weed.

ALCOHOL USE: socially. her friends are just extremely social. she doesn't drink nearly as much as one may think though - her limit if out in public is two drinks and she doesn't go much further at home.

PRONE TO VIOLENCE?: no, she prefers to devastate people psychologically

MANNERISMS

SPEECH STYLE: smooth and a little deep with the faintest texan drawl.

HOBBIES: museums, reading, ballet

NERVOUS TICKS: playing with her jewelry.

DRIVES/MOTIVATIONS: pleasing herself. she hasn't cared what anyone else thinks of her in years and highly recommends it.

FEARS: no. but also snakes and losing.

POSITIVE TRAITS: clever, generous, forthright, confident, charismatic

NEGATIVE TRAITS: brutally honest, domineering, ego-centric, indulgent, snobby

SENSE OF HUMOR: dry but also laughs at laffy taffy jokes that fern tells her

DO THEY CURSE OFTEN?: no but only because then when she does, it has more purpose.

FAVORITES

ACTIVITY: spending time with friends, shopping, or sitting quietly on her patio with a book and a glass of wine

ANIMAL: dogs

BEVERAGE: water or pinot grigio

BOOK: the great gatsby but she'll also pop trashy domestic thrillers like candy

COLOR: black and white but she does very much like orange

DESIGNER: calvin klein or hermes

HOLIDAY: she fucking loves holidays

MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: car. she keeps a car but also likes an uber. she doesn't like public transportation but will take it if she must.

MOVIE: clueless

TV SHOW: succession

MUSIC ARTIST: lana del rey

SONG: "million dollar man"

SCENT: good leather, vanilla, the ocean

WEATHER: 75 and partly cloudy

VACATION DESTINATION: tulum

ATTITUDES

GREATEST DREAM: she's very pleased with where she is and doesn't long for much more - maybe the kelly she's been stalking her hermes SA about.

GREATEST FEAR: irene's recurring nightmare is waking up back in dallas and being ornamental and beige.

MOST AT EASE WHEN: always.

LEAST AT EASE WHEN: seldom. irene's a master of almost insane self confidence.

BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT: anything she's done for herself; not murdering lane for eating cheetos on her white sofa.

BIGGEST REGRET: nope.

TOP PRIORITIES: continuing.