#Not me joining a dead trend 💀

[srenorsomethin9]

[TW: BLOOD]

"Look this way & give me a smile"

[etherealstar-writes]

I WANNA BE YOURS | LIONESSES X READER | PT 1

pairings: lionesses x reader

summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.

part: one

warnings: none, it's just going to be very chaotic

✦ ——— ✦ ——— ✦

THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM

elton added stairway, the karate kid, willybum and 15 others

elton

hey!

hello!

oi

@everyone

brightness

what the hell is this groupchat name 😭😭

willybum

nope

i did not consent to this

CHANGE MY NAME RIGHT NOW TOONE

stairway

LMAO NOT WILLYBUM 😭 

willybum

as if yours is any better stairway

rusty metal

i don't think i even wanna know why i'm here

elton

excuse me?

no hey or how i'm doing?

i could be dead you know

daily

you seem pretty alive

elton

well jokes on you

i'm dead inside

elton added lauren 1 and lauren 2

elton

lauren squared added!

heyo

lauren 2 left

stairway

LMAO 😭💀

JAMES REALLY SAID HELL NAH

elton

her finger probably just slipped

come on man

elton added lauren 2

lauren 2 left

stairway

SHE WASTED NO TIME 😭

earpsy

damn she completely violated you

willybum

that is so embarrassing

elton

what did i ever do to her :((

door knob

do i need to remind you about the prank you pulled yesterday?

elton

you know what

you guys are all mean

where's lessi when i need her

@ the karate kid

the karate kid

what the hell is this?

who even are you all?

and what are these names??!

elton?

who the hell names their kid elton

that's actually so sad

this is probably a groupchat with a bunch of teenage boys

elton

of course lessi is here

pretending that she doesn't

know us as usual

willybum

honestly

someone needs to slam her ego

with a truck just because

she's trending as fan favourite

brightness

damn sound a bit jelly there williamson

kie

well you can't lie, lessi is a pretty hot person

the karate kid

the hell??

am i supposed to be lessi?

i don't even know a lessi

meado

i didn't know you changed names lessi

elton

right??

who ate her food and put her in a sour mood?

it definitely wasn't me this time.

stairway

i'm putting on a movie

you all joining?

rusty metal

what are we watching?

stairway

harry potter

elton

YO

DON'T START WITHOUT ME!!

also

less! where the hell are you?

we'll start the movie with you!

alessia???

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The majority of the squad were seated squished together in georgia's hotel room for their movie night. They waited for Alessia to join them, but the blonde striker was nowhere to be found or heard from.

And now they were starting to lose their patience with her.

"Did she fall asleep again?" Mary sighed. 

"I wouldn't be surprised. I'm gonna give her a call," Ella stated.

She scrolled through her phone to find her contact and pressed call, putting on speaker mode so everyone could hear.

They waited a few moments before the call was finally accepted, but there was only silence from the other end.

"Yo, Lessi, where the hell are you?!"

"What? Who is this?" An unfamiliar voice, that definitely didn't belong to Alessia, spoke.

They all shared a confused glance.

"What the hell happened to your voice, Alessia?" Ella chuckled. "Are you sick or something?"

You, on the other side, groaned. "Oh my god, how many times do I have to tell you I'm not Alessia! I don't even know a Alessia or Lessi!"

Ella was still suspicious that this might be a joke Alessia would be playing. "Well, are you at home with a girl called Alessia? Or well, bed ...."

"WHAT? Why the hell would I be at home with a Alessia?! I told you already, I don't even know her!"

Now they all were a hundred percent sure that you were definitely not Alessia.

Georgia was scrolling through her phone before her eyes widened. "Guys, that is not Alessia's number. Ella added a random number."

"Oh, well this is awkward ..." Ella chuckled awkwardly.

"Of course it is!" You stated. "Your group chat and usernames are weird. How old are you all?"

They all shared a glance seeing that it was fair to tell you that for blowing up your phone the whole evening. They answered that it varied from twenties to thirties.

"Oh, alright ... well I need to go so I'm gonna hang up. Goodbye."

Before Ella could reply, you ended the call, leaving the group in silence for a moment.

"Well that was something ...." Niamh broke the silence.

"Yeah no kidding. Of course Toone would do something like this," Leah said.

"Hey!" Ella complained. "It's not my fault Alessia got a new number!"

"Why don't I add the real Alessia to the group chat now?" Georgia suggested while everyone nodded in agreement.

part two here

[soft-girl-musings]

Arcana tag literally had trending tag arrow last hour... It's not dead! Btw it's not an aggressive tone of anon I just wanted to tell you because that's unusual thing to happen so...

muy interesante..... those trending arrows throw me for a loop, the most random stuff will light up 💀 (not complaining tho)

ig I meant RIP the fandom i was familiar with, i joined right as a lot of people were preparing to jump ship. and the changes to the first 3 chapters + odd characterisation within the game made me feel weird enough to stop playing after a while. BUT who knows, i might re-download and get back into it if it's worth it lol

[carpexiem]

overseas.

synopsis. seventeen year old y/n receives the ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity to travel to america for a school exchange trip. with nothing expecting to go wrong whatsoever, y/n happily journeys overseas to seattle. only to get there and find out: her exchange partner is, in fact, male. and not female. like she had chosen?

wait…did she?

anyways, what could actually go wrong?

so many things, that y/n swears she'll never be caught dead on an exchange ever again...

pairings. exchangepartner!jay x fem!reader

features. heeseung & sunghoon from enhypen, keeho and theo from p1h, huening kai & beomgyu from txt, and a few ocs

genre. high school au, medium angst (you read that correctly, readers), romance, extreme amounts of reckless drama, crack, quite light hearted, enemies to lovers, possible love triangle??, childhood friends to lovers, pining, slowburn (we love to see it 😍)

warnings. swearing (like,,, riddled with profanity-), references to violence (it's pg-13 except from the swearing part), every warning will be placed in their respective chapter more may be added!

commence date. 1st march

update schedule. every saturday and sunday 6pm [gmt]

tags. #overseas.tlk🌊 and #overseas.chap🌊

playlist. linked -> here

a/n. ANOTHER ONE? yes. this one is wayyy better than maverick imo and im WAYY more excited for this. get ready for the biggest ride you've ever been on (what a hyperbole-)

also, the schedule for the american school will still go by how my school's schedule is carried out cos i couldn't ask someone for shit...and i only have like 2 american online friends which are saying that its too complicated for me to understand so....

and google doesnt help. like at all.

please note that this au does not reflect any of the idols in real life and is solely for entertainment purposes !!

taglist. @msxflower @lovienikitty @sunbokie @sophiko22 @certainyouthpeanut @kyoyangwon @justchuji @theskzvibe [still open! pls send ask if you'd like to be in it!]

anons. still available, check navi for more info!!

info cards.

i. y/n's clan

ii. jay's clan

iii. extra clans

chapters.

i. calm yo tits and install grammarly

ii. omg your mouth. it's moving like a rat. yappa yappa yappa. shut it please 😍

iii. honestly,,, that snoring abomination 😒🖕🏻

iv. anyways, let's get #lhsclandestineaffair trending everyone ❗❗

v. no. it can't be her. (half written)

vi. yeah,, to join his shit. you can't do trigonometry to save your fucking dog 😒

vii. DISSOLVING WHAT NOW???????

viii. nawl the way you took 5 business days to plummet to the ground sent me 💀

ix. her eyes are stuck on him like gorilla glue hELP- 💀

x. i just sneezed,,,, who is allowing my existence to inhabit their conscience 😟

[more under cut]

xi. suddenly i've been orphaned. adopt me oh park family 😩🤞

xii. in which y/n has an exchange trip, first impression crisis (written)

xiii. idek why i asked him to be here. begone thot 👋

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