#Not gf

[pinetreeparadoxx]

Are cats deserving of the cheese to the face?

Well it depends on the cat (you don't wanna cheese a timid or easily scared cat) but if you have an unbotherable beast it's kinda funny lol

[stansmysterysack]

"What if instead of squirt, it's just a fine mist"

[senipsenipsenip]

Just showed up to my grandpa’s and he only ever asks the grandsons to help with yard work but he saw I cut all my hair off and was like ‘nice hair btw we’re clearing the branches that fell on my car tomorrow” Ally I guess???

[fordanoia]

just here to say i read ur blog header thingy as "straight as it may seem"

LKASDFMJASGSDF

oh gosh nah, yeah no i don't got straight in stock here

[alextwdgf01]

It's been a while since I've made any posts of my art, as I've been a bit busy. I've been working both on personal projects and pet portraits commissions for Christmas. These are the 4 I've gotten the chance to do so far.

The first two shaded drawings were for a customer on fb of her pittie and her brother's golden. The watercolor tabby is of @eeveelotions late kitty, and the watercolor shih tsu is for another woman on fb.

[brennacedria]

Okay, so I've been craving waffles and stuff ever since figuring out last year I'm gluten sensitive. This is the first time I've gone looking for gluten free ones, and I'm very pleasantly surprised. In the microwave they're pancake texture and in the toaster they're almost the same as eggos.

The pic here is of a toaster one on level 3 of 8, for however long the toaster takes. The microwave one I wrapped up, and put in for 15 seconds on one side and 10 on the other. 10 on each side is probably better, but the box didn't have microwave instructions so I improvised.

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[miniaturecatmentality]

[miri-draws]

I've been grunklepilled.

[pinetreeparadoxx]

You have mentioned the Martian on one of the posts I have reblogged and therefore activated my trap card

I started reading it yesterday and so far I am liking it!! I’ve been meaning to read it for a while now bc I adore Project Hail Mary and I found it at a garage sale for one dollar and figured it was a good chance to get around to reading it finally!!

It's REALLY good! Been meaning to reread it soon tbh, I hope you enjoy it :)

[stansmysterysack]

Bruh?? I got invited to a party?? Like, with friends?!?! That's so cool..!

[skipppppy]

Also damn y’all REALLY liked him huh

[megamindsupremacy]

As a continuation of my “let Dipper say Fuck” and “let Stan say Bitch” agenda, I don’t think Bill should be allowed to swear. I think he should be perfectly aware of the concept and vocabulary of swear words but he’s just physically incapable of swearing due to being stuck in a kid’s show. And he’s really, really, really mad about that.