BEING A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER IN IOWA IS MY PERSONAL DEFINITION OF HELL.
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>Looked for a blanket
>Found it
>also found a weird white fabric attached to it
>Wanted to touch it until I noticed that something's moving inside
>It's spiders
>Noped out of my room and got the vacuum
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thought i'd make myself a twitter account just to see what it was like. to see if the rumors were true. they were. that app is broken beyond repair if you value your sanity please never go there
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I was thinking I could get a bucket for the front of the Farmall, that we all lovingly call the Death Machine, until I googled “bucket for Farmall H”
Well, if that doesn’t look even more like a death machine, I don’t know what does!
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THE CRACK IN THE BONE BEGINS TO BLEED
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Look. I may be a goth. I may dress in all black, listen to the classic goth bands but the minute spiders are involved, I am noping the fuck out. I was having a great time until I felt something crawling on my elbow. Had a panic, slapped it off, looked and it was a little brown spider. Hit it with my phone a few times and it's dead now! I keep having this lingering sensation that something is crawling on me and it's fucking with my head.
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Please consider telling Mozilla to dump the idea of putting AI in Firefox
They're asking for feedback on this. Please give it to them.
ETA: they're going to ask you to open an account to leave your feedback. If you do, and leave the feedback, their weird forum system will unfortunately then start emailing you links to new replies in the discussion. The way to get rid of these is to go to "settings" in your account, click on the "preferences" tab, and uncheck the box that says "Subscribe you to a thread you join."
(eyeroll) This is an idiotic way to have things set up, but it is what it is. Sorry, folks. :/
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Breeding as a concept? Amazing
Mentions of breeding/getting pregnant during dirty talk? Outstanding
Real life pregnancy? No. Horrifying. Never. Hard pass. Worst thing imaginable.
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You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.
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Hello neurodivergent people. I was wondering if I'm just weird or it is common to not being able to learn certain motoric skills at the same time as my peers and learned them MUCH later
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