#NoOffenseBut...

[aboulic-atychiphobic]

People are always saying that Santa can’t travel around the world and deliver presents to everybody in one night, but that’s not true at all. All he does is skip the poor people. They never get Christmas, right? And there are so many of them, he��d probably have time to spare!

[emovxmpire]

I'm gonna cast a spell to keep people from moving to Colorado

Unless you're gonna pay my rent too

[anomabu9]

I find it crazy disrespectful how people give lil uzi vert so much credit but never offered Wale none 😂😂 like gtfoh

[heavyclue]

Yeah, dude. It's a good thing you have an All Doors Closed Behind You Policy at home. You never know when your gay roommate will attempt some nonconsensual sex with you as you update your facebook.