#No wonder he went “People ask me all the time: Wow! Joey! You're so good at baking!” I his video

[thelostgirl21]

I'm late to the party like you wouldn't believe, but I've got to say something, because I'm so upset!

Okay, unpopular opinion, I actually loved Jaskier's Season 3 hair!

Was it always perfectly styled? No. There were a few scenes where I personally thought it could have used a bit more volume, or a bit more volume in some places while a bit less in others; but, most or the time, I was more than fine with it, and thought it suited Jaskier well!

At times, I literally adored it!

Ex:

To me, those are moments where I thought Jaskier looked his best in the series! Loved the hair!

Then again, personally, I tend to prefer Joey's looks with his forehead cleared and his hair longer.

Like, this is I think one of the most gorgeous non-feral hairstyles I've ever seen on him:

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This is an absolutely gorgeous man, and I personally prefer his hair styled like this than short.

(Note: I'm not saying he's not beautiful with short hair, too, simply stating personal preferences. Certain aesthetic choices are based on comfort, too, and he can 100% afford to sacrifice the "long haired look" for something that makes him feel more comfortable. He can rock plenty of different looks!)

Then, of course, there's the feral look that is just in its own category...

So why am I upset?

I've just found out that he didn't wear a wig in Season 3!

That Jaskier's Season 3 hair were simply Joey's own hair that he had decided to grow out.

And look, I'm fine with everyone having preferences!

That's not my issue. Having your own tastes and not being a fan of Joey's Season 3 hairstyle is not the issue at all!

There were posts simply mentioning that they hated that it looked so flat, when we could have been graced with something a bit more like this:

And I do get preferences when it comes to styling.

It's just that I recall how - since people assumed it was "an ugly wig" that had been forced on his head by the wig department, rather than what they considered "a bad hairstyle" - the comments on "Jaskier's hair" were at times downright nasty!

And I just gotta get out of my system that those of you that have been literally making fun of his "sudden 4-inches receeding hairline" (first I'll have you know I find receeding hairline pretty hot!), when it's kinda remained the same for 3 seasons (it's called BANGS people. Joey tends to wear those with his shorter haircuts! Look it up!), for example, really suck!

His hairline has always gone pretty far up on each side, even in some of his earlier work... Ex: Gopher in "Mount Pleasant" (2016):

Like he's got very thick hair that form a "V" shape at the top (my mom had that, but I didn't inherit it... And we've got tons of hair... Like, a lot! * ) and a pretty large forehead.

*

(That's me at 18, and then at 28 - before I brought them back to a lower back length - but my mom is the same in terms of thickness, she just has that V in the front I lack, and it never receeded any further in her life.)

And there would be no shame in having thin hair, or any form of baldness anyway!

So yeah! I remember sort of heavily ignoring all those "ugly wig" comments because I, too, had assumed it was a wig (turns out Joey's hair seem to be a bit like mine, and grow pretty fast), and at some point you choose your battles.

Did I think a bunch of you were immature assholes for needing to hate on that "ugly wig" so much? Yes. But you find those in any fandom!

Personally, I thought "the wig" was awesome!

But now, I kinda regret not having taken the time to be more supportive of Jaskier's Season's 3 hair given I actually like it...

Because that's just a (very sweet) human being's hair, that was styled in a way that a number of people didn't like.

Again, zero problem for those that thought it was badly styled, and that the look didn't suit Jaskier!

Critiquing what you find a "bad hairstyle" is no cause for shame!

But, for those of you that took it to the next level with all those "ugly wig" comments, you fucking suck, I sure hope you've since found out that you'd been openly ridiculing a fellow human being's real hair, that it makes you feel like complete pieces of shit, and that feeling like complete pieces of shit is going to help you learn from your mistakes, before you start attacking other people's personal physical features in the future!

"Well, I didn't know!"

Here's today's lesson:

When you don't know, please kindly shut up and assume the hair you see is the real thing!

Or critique the wig like you would a real hairstyle, asking yourself "Hmm... Is describing someone's real hair the way I do going to make me sound like a bully?"

Like I said, I'm aware I'm pretty late to the party, but the the kid in me that got heavily bullied in school over her own hair really needed to get it out of her system!

[sothera]

"Looks normal enough..." Joey said as they went in. "I think what I'm looking for is in here; call it a hunch..."

The skin on Joey's arms was alive with goosebumps.

"I'll continue to Aiden's room; it will be waiting there." "They feed on fear and despair; if you encounter one, give it none, and yell for me." Soth said.

"People on the other side of town will wonder who's yelling, and Soth, please..." Joey said.

"I will try to hold the Ethereal here until William comes; this is his and Brann's domain, not mine, however, if I manage to get a hold of it..." Soth said.

(Soth's the tank, William's the finesse, and Brann is the brains of the outfit.) Joey knew this of course, but it was still sad that this was the one role Soth was going to play, he is capable of a lot more.

"You can squish it, just like Aiden wanted." Joey said.

"I hope so." Soth said, unsure, "at least I can hold it here."

"Soth...it works both ways...if that thing gets a little too mouthy..." Joey said.

"Who am I going to call?" Soth said, smiling.

"Very good (could a "tank" do that?); now I guess I'll see what's behind Door Number Two." Joey said.

Soth went into the room.

"It's in here; I feel it....raw force will not help...I will have to be quick..." Soth said as he waited.

"Quick what? Quick witted? Then I guess you're screwed!" The voice was raspy, and caused the skin on Soth's neck to vibrate.

Soth remained silent....

"Oh, the silent treatment, I can work with that, just like I worked with that 🤬 outside."

Soth said nothing, but his hands clenched into fists.

"You got close to her... naughty, naughty...."

Calm, stay calm...Soth, calm...

"Close enough to.... smell her....her hair...she smells good...you wanted to...lift her just slightly in the air...then back down...to your chest..."

Quiet....quiet...think nothing....

"She actually ran a hand down one of your arms...which one...."

"I think it was the left, but let's get both for good measure."

Soth inhaled sharply...but still said nothing...so it made a dash for his left eye...

"PEEKABOO 🤬HOLE!" ...

Please hurry, William...

"I don't think there's a word for how creepy this is." Joey said as he actually got a good look at the room.

Boxes... everywhere...some even stuck in the walls. Each of them, no matter how small, had some kind of writing actually etched into the box itself. Wooden debris was all over the floor, and a tiny box lay open.

Joey looked directly at the writing; something inside him told him not to read the words aloud.

"Here ensconced lays The One known as Malaisetryx: may it never see the light of day again."

It then dawned on Joey exactly what he was looking at...

"Dybbuk boxes...all of them..."

Joey felt cold...colder than he had ever felt before, as if Winter had moved into the room and was settling in for the long haul.

Then he heard the whispers...

"Time to go..." Joey closed the door, knowing Brann and likely Vala would have to come to clean this hot mess up.

"Hey Aiden; wow you got big!" David said as he crouched to pick him up.

"Hi Spiker!" Aiden said.

"Hello Mrs. Martin."

"Hello David..." Sophie answered. "Your friends are inside; I think they're holding the fort for... William?"

"There's more than one in there; the rest are under restraint." William said, his sword glowing in his hand.

It was then that they heard it...

"What does it take to get a rise out of you, other than being a married woman, or a little boy you can impress with your cute nicknames or your big muscles?"

Soth said nothing; he remembered his time with the Hunters....

"The Ethereals..." Master Tau said, "they're hardest for you to deal with because they are insubstantial; but...they like to... inflict...so part of them must become substantial to do so..."

Thank you, Tau...

"Jealous?" Soth asked, "Is that the problem?" "My... interaction with women may be tightly controlled, but eventually I WILL have...you know...in fact, it will even be demanded of me."

"Too bad you will never know...." Soth said.

There was a shriek, a steady stream of invectives, and Soth felt the sharp pain in his neck.....

....and his chest...

...that was it's last mistake...

Soth had kept his shirt on in order to prevent it from seeing the sigil; now that there was no barrier in the way, he could solve two problems at once.

In one swift motion, Soth grabbed the Ethereal and pressed it to his now active flare...

The scream it emitted was...only heard by a few...

Outside, Aiden, Sophie, and William covered their ears, while David looked at them, concerned.

"What's happening?" David asked.

"He squished it! He squished it!" Aiden yelled joyfully, his hands over his ears.

"By the sound of things, Soth is... enjoying his meal." William said.

Joey waited outside the room; he knew what the pulsating red glow was...

"It's okay Joey, you can come in now." Soth said.

The wounds were already healing and Soth put on a new shirt so he could cover up the rest.

"Not much in the way of nourishment, but it will do; wanna trophy?" He asked.

"No...not that one..." Joey said, "Do you feel okay, Soth?"

"Yes, don't worry, Joey, I took its strength, which in its case was its energy." Soth answered.

"That's the problem; that thing was pure evil." Joey said.

"Don't worry; it's no more dangerous to me than if you ate a sandwich made by a lunatic killer." Soth said.

"Not a really good comparison." Joey said.

"True, but it's the best I can think of in short notice." Soth said.

"You okay..... really okay...." Joey asked.

"Yes." Soth answered, "What did you discover in that room?"

"Come on outside; we have a bigger problem." Joey said.

"What do you mean?" Soth asked.

"The boxes....I stopped counting after two hundred...." Joey answered.

"Sophie and Aiden will definitely be sleeping at their parents' house tonight; and probably for a while..." Joey said.

[inkdemonapologist]

SESSION TWELVE of the BatIM Call of Cthulhu game, aka Continuing to have a Great Time At The Masquerade! : )

Joey and Bendy destabilised early on, meaning Joey went through the ENTIRE masquerade UNABLE TO STOP SMILING

getting some mixed messages here, Joey

Sometimes u dress ur characters up as rabbits for fun but then you have a lot of emotions about them losing their minds and then u gotta draw them losing their minds while dressed as rabbits... anyway Jack being mind-controlled did NOT help Sammy hold onto his mental stability at this nightmare party in case you were wondering,

ANYWAY HAVE, MORE OUT-OF-CONTEXT QUOTES, UNDER THE CUT

[Sammy is played by me, Joey is played by Boo (inkyvendingmachine), Henry is played by Maf (inkcryptid), Jack is played by Mochi (whatyouwantedmetosee) and Thren (haunted-hijinxer) is our GM!]

[GM] Joey, make a POW roll also... [Joey] Oh, boy, [GM] ...because Bendy was also told to enjoy this party, and you guys just passed a plate of food, and he wants to eat! [Jack] FEED YOUR SON! [Joey] No!!! [Henry] HES A HUNGRY BOY! [Sammy] A GROWING BOY!

[Henry] Henry will look back to see if Moonlight is trying to follow them! [GM] He will see that Moonlight has grabbed onto the railing of the stairs and is hobbling slowly down them. [Joey] *extremely evil-sounding cackling*

[Jack] All Cthulhu Official Dice actually come weighted, to make you fail.

[Henry] Gotta try harder than that, bitch! [Henry] ....that wasn't in character. [Jack] It's in character, but he's only thinking it. [Sammy] That's the golden text you see on the wall if you use the seeing tool

[Henry] My Luck is 68, I don't know what y'all are doing! [Jack] We're spending Luck so that we'll fail! [Sammy] BEING UNLUCKY! I've barely spent any Luck, I'm just NOT A LUCKY GUY

[Henry] Oh, Avedon's here, [GM] There's a gunshot, and he tries to shoot Fowler! [Joey] Um, well, uh, whoops!, rest in peace Fowler! [Sammy] Yeah, that'll sort itself out, let's go! [GM] Moonlight seems to reconsider from telling people to grab you guys, to grabbing Avedon instead. [Joey] Oh! THANKS AVEDON, your sacrifice will, not be thought about in the slightest!!!

[Sammy] Is... weird question, does this room look like it matches the architecture of the rest of the house? [GM] [GM] [GM] ...make a sanity check.

[Sammy] It would be a like, Come on Jack, do you know where you are, shake it off, snap out of it, kind of thing. [GM] Why don't you make a... a.... oh boy, [Sammy] One of my REALLY persuasive social skills?

[GM] This probably just registers to Jack as, Sammy griping about a party, which isn't that strange. [Jack] Yeahhhh, he wants to leave. He always does that. I wanna stay at least a little longer! [GM] That just means it's Jack's job to find them something fun and good to do. [Sammy] Oh boy, [GM] I don't think Jack is being compelled to be aggressive about this necessarily, he just feels like he's Jack at a party, doing the things Jack normally does, and trying to have a good time! [Sammy] Ah, and everyone else is being weird, [GM] Yeah! Everybody's being really weird! You're at this nice party, and now you're in this weird room? The party's back there somewhere! [Jack] I mean not that he's opposed to bein' dragged into side rooms at parties by cute boys, but,

[GM] The table looks like a table that Henry has in his house, actually. [Sammy] Have I ever been in Henry's house? These are questions I didn't expect to need to ask tonight.

[Sammy] Jack, this is weird! You see this is weird, right?! [Jack] Well yeah, it is kinda weird that we're in-- what are we doing here? [Joey] Joey is going to grab Jack's arm, and point to the next door, and go "Party is this way!"

[GM] Peter looks worried... [Sammy] Sammy looks worried too! Well, Sammy looks angry, but in a worried way.

[Joey] Joey is going to scream frustratedly. [Sammy] Is there ink in this room? [GM] There is not. [Jack] Is there a party in this room? [GM] Definitely no, only the party you bring with you.

[Joey] Joey is going to scream again. [Joey] He's also going to kick the door. He might stub his toe. [Sammy] Through all this, Joey is smiling. I just need us all to remember that. [Joey] YES. Also his tail is furiously going. [GM] Bendy is also upset! There is nothing to eat here.

[Joey] Joey is going to try to feed Bendy some ideas, [GM] He doesn't want ideas, he wants food!

[Joey] So.... what happens if you fumble a sanity roll?

[GM] See, here's the silly part. At this point, right? At this point, the best place to do the tasks you want to do, involve either getting the stone out of the room with the safe, or having the staff that Henry is currently holding. [Sammy] So you would arrive, by completely different means, to the same place that we are! [GM] Clearly Joey is inside the safe.

[Jack] Bad and naughty Joey Drews get put in the safe to atone for their sins!

[Henry] Henry is going to channel his inner Joey Drew and round the corner and say "No, sorry about him, we're just here on inspection, we need to check the safe." [Henry] Which is probably a Fast Talk, which I hope it isn't, because my Fast Talk is a 5. [GM] Unless you wanna try to turn that into a persuade somehow? [Henry] I'll do Persuade! [GM] What are you doing to persuade them, rather than just lying? [Henry] *rolls* I failed... I'm gonna push it... [Sammy] *uneasy noises* IF YOU PUSH IT AND IT GOES BAD, IT GOES WORSE [Henry] AH! HAHA! I ROLLED A SIX! [Sammy] THAT'S STILL NOT LESS THAN FIVE! [Henry] WELL IM DOING PERSUADE! [Sammy] That means you have to NOT LIE! [Henry] ....Fuck. [Henry] Okay, uh, there's an emergency, we need the contents of that safe. [Sammy] THATS STILL A LIE??? [Joey] NO actually, THAT'S TRUE! [Henry] It IS an emergency!!

[Sammy] Sammy cannot believe that this is working.

[GM] Bendy does wonder what his plan is for getting out of the safe. This does not seem like a fun party place. [Joey] Um, [Joey] Joey says it's a surprise.

[GM] Henry, the safe does indeed open! And there's a Joey! [GM] Bendy says "Oh wow!" [Henry] Henry tries his best to keep a straight face, like yes! this is exactly what he came here for! [Sammy] (Sammy is NOT keeping a straight face) [Jack] (Straight? In this party?)

[Jack] He's probably saying something like, "What are you doing, he's one of us!" [Jack] And that could go either way. That could mean "No, he's chill, I will persuade you to stop!" Or that could mean, "We are also criminals!"

[GM, as the guards] Then why does he look like the Yellow King's messenger? [Henry] *not missing a beat* We get that a lot.

[GM] Something falls from the sky and lands in front of him. And it's a person! [Joey] Is he alive? [GM] Very much not. [Sammy] How... how Illusion of Living canon-compliant is this Joey...?

[Jack] So... it would probably occur to Jack that this is weird for a party,

[Henry] Joey don't touch it! [Joey] Why not? [Henry] There's runes around it. I don't know if you can touch it. [Joey] Joey's gonna touch it. [Henry] *long-suffering sigh* If you get zapped, I'll tell you I told you so!

[Jack] Jack really wishes we were just back at the party right now, you guys... [Jack] Only bad things have happened. [Jack] Pete's traumatised, Joey's goopy, the Lurker ate all of the snacks,

[Sammy] Can I try to break free from Henry? Sammy's gonna try to run over there. [Henry] At this point, Sam can go, if he wants. [Sammy] Okay, cool. Then Sammy's gonna go and put ink in his mouth! [Henry] Goddammit. I was hoping you were going to check on Joey!

[Joey] You can’t take all of the sanity hits! You have to leave some for other people! [Jack] Says you! You got so many temps!! And an indefinite!!

[GM] Bendy probably is complaining loudly about WHY DID HE WALK THROUGH THE RUNES??? [Joey] Oh! I thought he was going to complain about the party, or lack thereof, [GM] That’s part of not having fun at the party, he’s not into that! [Joey] Well, [GM] This is not a fun party activity!!

[GM] But he doesn’t think it will destroy either of them, if you do it right! [Jack] That’s a nice, way to end that sentence,

[Sammy] Let us hurry! May I take the stone? [Joey] Joey shrugs. [Sammy] Sammy will, uh, attempt to reach inside of... whatever this is, and find the stone. [Henry] Reach INTO your LOCAL boss, and you will find A Friend And Boy,

[Sammy] Is there anything in this room that I can pick up, and then hit him in the head with? [GM] Henry has a stick... uh....there’s a projector.... [Sammy] Can I pick that up? [GM] No, you cannot. [Sammy] It would be REALLY funny if Sammy dropped a projector on someone else’s head. [Sammy] HOW THE TURNTABLES!!!

[GM] ...Can you impale with a rocking horse...???? [Sammy] I don’t want to impale, I want to knock him in the head so he passes out!!! Rest your head, it’s time for bed!!!

[Jack] I don’t think Jack has any plans after this! [Jack] I meant that in the sense that he doesn’t know what he’s doing next, but the way I phrased it, now it just sounds like he’s hitting on Fowler, like, he doesn’t have anything to do after this, are you free? That’s not canon.

[Joey] I don’t know how this will go, [Sammy] Good luck! [Joey] But Joey would like to-- [Sammy] Sammy believes in half of you! [GM] w-which Sammy? wHICH HALF?!

[Jack] I know you said “note.” But my brain at first processed that word as “milk.” [Henry] *laughing* “Did you get my milk, Fowler?” [Jack] He drank the last carton and he didn’t buy more! [Sammy] “I’m going to the store, want me to get anything? *jumps into the lake*”

[GM] Combat Jack! [Jack] *exasperated* He’s not a Combat Boy! Jack is soft and warm, like mashed potatoes!!!

[GM] Norman is wondering to Henry if he oughta be concerned about you all getting what you want out of this. [Henry] .....Maybe.

[tillthelandslide]

Age Gap

Hi everyone! I really hope everyone reading enjoys this. It’s my first ever Henry Cavill fan fic so I am a little apprehensive about posting it. I throughly enjoyed writing it so please be sure to give me feedback and any and all ideas for future Henry Cavill fan fics would be appreciated.

Thank you to @toomanystoriessolittletime for reading over this for me, you’re amazing.

Hope you enjoy - L

You and Henry had been dating for over a year now. Things were great, he was the kindest, most caring and loving person you had ever met. He was so inspiring and passionate about his work and those around him. He was genuinely interested in everyone's lives and he truly cared for the people in his life, including you. He was the most beautiful person both inside and out and you were so lucky to have him in your life.

Henry had just posted a very cute picture of the both of you on his Instagram.

henrycavill:

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henrycavill horse riding and training for The Witcher 2 @your_username never a dull moment with you by my side

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your_username always my love ❤️ cant wait for everyone to see how amazing you were

  ↳ henrycavill i love you

  ↳ your_username i love you too. Kinda mad at you, making me look all unprofessional, kissing my clients 😂

  ↳ henrycavill hope I’m the only client you kiss

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anyachalotra was a pleasure working with you again @your_username. Does he always ride topless or?? 😂

   ↳   your_username it was so fun! cant wait for everyone to see you in action 🤷🏼‍♀️not complaining though 😂

fan1 omg this is so cute

fan2 wow Henry really loves her. Dont blame him 😍

fan3 wait she worked on the Witcher?? what did she even do, wtf??

  ↳ fan4 shock horror! 😳y/n acutally has a job! don’t be silly, she’s so hard working, leave her be 🙄

  ↳ your_username @fan4 thank you lovely 💜

The majority of his fans went wild, they were happy for him but very curious who you were, they knew you had been friends with Henry for ages and had always said how beautiful you were and had recently learnt that the two of you were dating after Henry had posted a cute video to his story of Kal kissing you before Henry said "I'm getting cheated on with my own dog" . Infact it was often joked that both you and Henry were the hottest nerds ever (you too were a massive gamer and a huge fan of the Witcher amongst many other fantasy games and films).

However, a few nasty people had to comment about the age gap between the two of you. You were 25 and Henry was 37. But the age gap didn't matter to you or to Henry and the horrible comments about it made you both annoyed and upset.

 Today Henry had invited you to bring Kal, his beloved American Akita, along to an interview he had. You agreed because you knew it meant you could spend more of the day with Henry and you throughly enjoyed watching him work.

 "Today we are joined by Henry Cavill, known for being Superman, August Walker, Geralt of Rivia and many more. How are you today Henry?" The interviewer said, introducing Henry and smiling at him.

 Henry offered a nice smile back before saying "I'm very good thank you, how are you?"

 "Good thank you, very excited for this interview. So the trailer for season 2 of the Witcher has just been released and we're all very excited" he said making Henry chuckle.

 "I'm excited for everyone to see it" he said. Henry and the interviewer then spoke about the filming of season 2 for a long while. You sat petting Kal who had found comfort in between your legs resting his head on your thighs. You were admiring Henry when the interviewer asked a question about you.

 "So we are joined by your lovely girlfriend who is a massive fan of the Witcher games and books, yes?"

 "We are indeed" Henry said, winking at you before continuing "she's a even bigger nerd about it than me. She's played the Witcher 1 and 2 twice and has played Wild Hunt, 3 times now I think?" he said glancing at you for reassurance, in which you nodded, making him nod to the interviewer.

 "Wow that's impressive" the interviewer said, genuinely impressed.

 "Now we have to ask, do the constant criticism about your age gap affect the both of you, or do you just ignore it?" he said referring to you being quite a bit younger than Henry. 

 "Um, yes and no" he said the gravelly tone of Geralt peaking through a tad. "The age gap isn't a problem in our relationship, we're both adults and we're both fairly mature" he said trying to make light of the situation and making the interview laugh. 

  "No but seriously I am very happy with y/n. She is the most amazing woman in my life, sorry Mum, she is caring and loving and so talented and passionate. The thing that does get annoying about the comments are the ones saying y/n is using me for my money or for the fame. Because that couldn't be any farther from the truth " he said making you smile (and the interviewer). "Anyone who knows the first thing about y/n knows that she is the most career driven person in the world, just because she doesn't share what she does with the world in the same way I do, doesn't mean she doesn't have a job" he said addressing many rumors that said you don't have a job, which quite frankly made you chuckle.

"And its not as if y/n doesn't talk about her job at all, in fact it's something she loves talking about because she's so passionate about it and she's so good at it" he said.

 "She owns her own stables, is that correct?" The interviewer asked reading from a card in his lap, making you smile at how he researched you before this interview (Henry was asked if he was comfortable talking about your relationship, in which he said of course because he often loves talking people's ears off about you).

 "Yes she does. But she also works on film and TV sets" Henry said making the interviewer hum.

 "Her horses have been used many times in films right?" the interviewer said making Henry nod proudly.

 "Zeus who plays Roach in the Witcher is actually one of y/ns horses. She works on TV sets and films, training actors on horses. She helped train all of the actors in the Witcher on their horses, including me. Everyone on set, especially Freya, Anya and Joey, absolutely loved her" he said proudly.

 "I'm even more impressed now. And hopefully that puts some of the rumors to bed. It is honestly so lovely to hear the way you speak about her" the interviewer said making Henry gush a little.

 "She's lovely, I'm very proud of her" Henry said looking off camera at you, making you blush.

 "And she's easy on the eyes too which is a bonus. Think my dog Kal loves her more than me though" he said making you and the interviewer chuckle and making Kal perk up, upon hearing his name.

 They wrapped up the interview after talking about season 2 a little more, showing some teaser videos and playing a game of who's most likely to. Henry thanked the interviewer for being so kind, signing some stuff for him before walking to you, you filming him as he did so.

 He pet Kal on the head before placing a quick kiss to your lips

 "You're too sweet Hen" you said, placing your arms around his waist as his rested around your shoulders.

"Only speaking the truth love. The fans are going to go crazy when they see that interview" he said leaning down to place a proper kiss against your lips, making you sigh against him.

 "Hmm, come home with me" he says in his Geralt voice making you chuckle against him and shoving his chest jokingly, making Kal buck his head in between you which made Henry grunt.

 "Stop getting jealous" he said rubbing behind Kal's ears making him pant up at him.

 "Now who's cheating with his dog?" you said making him chuckle and place his hand in yours.

 "Let's go home" he says, placing Kals leash in his other hand, saying goodbye to the people along the way as you were leaving.

You both got into Henry’s car, Kal sitting inbetween you legs again then posted a video to your Instagram feed.

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your_username thank you for letting me and Kal join you for your interview today and thank you for all the wonderful things you said. Your love and support means the world to me Hen ❤️@henrycavill

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henrycavill of course my love, love you more than life itself ❤️

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fan4 soo cute I can’t deal

fan6 the way they are so cute and fluffy on each others posts makes my heart burst. soft henry is the best

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[jay-and-dean]

Je ne te mérite pas (I don’t deserve you) Chapter 1.

DeanxReader

Future warnings : Smut, Fluff, Angst, Violence.

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Summary : Dean and her can’t be together.If you ask Dean, he would list so many reasons : Her age, first. Not like she was a kid anymore, but he remerbers picking her from highschool not so long ago. Then Jody, damn, the girl is like a daughter to her, what kind of friend would he be ? He’d talk about her boyfriend and how he’s the opposite of himself. Of course he would expose how poisonous he is, how dangerous it is to be around him. He’d say he want to keep her away from nightmares… And he would conclude with certainly that she just won’t ever love him, why would she ?If you ask her, she just might whisper with a heartbreack in her voice : “I don’t deserve Dean Winchester”.What if they where wrong ?

Note : I’m french, and it is my first time writting in english, so, forgive the mistakes.

YourPov

 Oh shit. He’s here. You take a step back from the window, and your hand comes to your heart, like you still could protect it. Fuck fuckfuck… shit. You weren’t ready to see him, Jody didn’t tell you Sam and him were stopping by. You take a deep breath as you hear the doorbell ring. Nobody’s home but you, come on, you have to go open that damn door.

Even if you know his face by heart, it always strikes you how impressive he is, beautiful, sure, but it’s that charisma that always makes you shake, this depth in his eyes. 

“Hi Dean”

He smile and say something about “grown up” and “sweetheart”. And of course he is taking you in his arms, he always does. You try to hide your insane heartbeats by putting a hand between his chest and yours, and you take a deep inhale of his sent.

 Dean ‘sPov

 What happened?  She was a kid, I’m sure she was. Now look at her… It’s not like I hadn’t seen her in a long time, we had dinner with Jody, Alex and her two months ago.

She makes that face again, like she’s trying to hide something from us. Every time that look pass on her face, I have a flash of her eyes, the first time I saw them.

I can remember that cold look on her face when we found her, covered in scars, chained in the basement like a dog. She was 14 but it was impossible to guess her age, she could have been 10, she could have been 30. She’d been here for a while, all dirty and scrawny, almost wild… almost dead. That son of a bitch kept her for years, and, not like the others, she survived. Father Joey was his name; I can still see the face he made when I cut is throat.

This fanatic’s plan was too kidnap kids with abilities around the world, according to him : demonic, and to “rehabilitate” them, as he said he “raised them like is own children”… fucking psycho : each kid were tortured and psychologically abused, all of them died of starvation, infection, suicide or blood loss. Except her, tough girl.

My little friend only survived by suffocating her psychic powers(seemingly for good) to make him think there was hope in her salvation. He had taken her from France, when she was 9, killed her mother, treat her like a freak and carved religious symbols on her body for 5 years.

No wonder why she was so harsh and stern when she was a teen. When Jody took her, she had a really hard time with Y/n, not that she was insolent or ungrateful, she was just a loner, extremely independent, silent and she took no orders.I remember how uselessJody was feeling. She was always handling herself, coping, helping… but she was out when she wanted, back when she had decided. When she was 16 she started paying some of Jody’s bills, buying food and clothes, replacing broken things on the house, that’s when Jody found out she had taken a job in a coffee shop. When she was 18 she graduated with good grades and went to medical school. And there she is, my shy, strong and admirable little Y/n…

Well, not so little, she wears her 20 years like a crown. There is something in her eyes, like she has the ability to heal you, like she’s going to save your soul. I’m fond of this kid, and Jody is so proud of her.

 YourPov

 You’re making coffee and listening to the news Sam gives you, he standing beside you, tall and handsome as always. When did he get that presence ? It is like is he blossoming, he makes you think of a king. Maturity suits him.

“Are you not in school ?” Dean asks, making you slightly jump.

“It’s Sunday, I was studying… Traumatology.” You answer with a light smile you can’t hide. Damn, Dean must think I smile a lot… But it’s just the effect he has on you.

“Wow, sorry for you” he says taking a sip of coffee.

“Don’t be, that’s why I choose medical school…”

Sam sits and raise his eyebrows, “ you want to work in the E.R. ?” he asks.

You laugh faintly and sit in front of Sam, avoiding Dean’s eyes.

“No, Sam, that’s not why I went to med school you know… I just, I want to save as many people as I can… on hunts.”

Dean choke on his coffee and you stand up immediately.

“You okay Dean ?” you ask with concern.

He raises a hand and clear his throat, so you sit and smile at him, again…

“What do you mean, on hunt ?” he asks, his voice still hoarse.

You play with you mug, you knew Sam and Dean wouldn’t be thrilled about you hunting, Jody neither, that’s why you never told anyone you were already, for a long time. Sam looks at you, he knows, Sam always knows. Since you had that talk one night long ago, when he told you his story, the fear he always had to be a monster, and when you talked to him, for the first time of your life, about what Father Joey did to you and why.

“You thought I was going to be a doctor? Guys…” you says in a whisper.

“Yeah well, you have to !” Dean says with a disappointed tone that breaks your heart a bit more.

“No, I don’t have to do anything.”

 Dean’s Pov

 Here it comes, that coldness in her voice : “I don’t have to do anything”, she takes no orders, I know, she made that clear long ago, but… Come on, not her. She withdrew into herself again. Sam is the first to speak:

“Kid, what Dean means is you get to have a normal life.”

She closes her eyes like she was exasperated for a second and takes a deep breath. It hurts when she does that, because it reminds me how inaccessible she is, how secret and distant, how strong and determined, and how neither of us can truly reach her.

“Because you want a normal life doesn’t mean everybody wants it.” She explains calmly. “Ordinary is boring, I don’t fit in normal. Since I was born, I knew something was “not normal” with me. I was passionate with ghost, vampire and witch stories long before Father Joey found me. I was the strange kid, and I could walk through people’s dreams, I understood symbols and had dreams that sounded like prophesies…”

Wow, I was so wrong, that forced breath, it was her trying to open up to us, and she is. She never relate all of this to us, and I’m pretty sure she never told Jody either. I’m excited to know more of her, even if what she says is painful to hear. She continues :

“When he found me…” She inhales like her lungs were sore and it breaks my heart. “He showed me how dark the world could be, made me understand how it works and that I was supposed to be a part of it. My powers died…” Her voice shakes a little so she takes a sip of her coffee; neither Sam nor I dare to interrupt her. “But that doesn’t mean I’m useless. You know guys… I love tarot, and I’m pretty good at it, I know how to use arcana, runes… I’ve read every witchcraft books I found, theology, history of magic, of pagan myths and rituals… I even stole John’s journal for a week when I was a teen without you noticing it, and I memorized it entirely… I mean, I hunt, I have for a long time.” My mouth open but nothing comes out. “I love it. Everything that is not related with supernatural activities bore me to death...”

“Even Sasha?” Fuck! I said it out loud and she looks hurt.

Sasha is Y/n’s boyfriend. She never talk about him, Jody discovered herself, not like Y/n hid it, otherwise nobody would have found out, she just never mentioned him, like it was really no big deal. Jody thinks she loves Sasha a lot, because she heard her say in her dream once, that she was in love. He seems to be a good guy, I don’t know why I said it so aggressively…

Great Dean, you made her silent again. She smiles at me with that kind yet hurt smile of hers and get up to wash her hands, for no reasons.

 YourPov

 You have to turn your back on him to hide the brightness in your eyes. Dean can make you smile every two second, he can also make you break into tears with a word. And you sometimes hate him for that.

Sasha… What do they know about him ? Everybody thinks it’s a big deal to have him in your life. It’s really not, it’s an arrangement, nothing more. Sasha is in love with you since high school, who knows why… But you don’t love him, you never will, he knows that. You two are not a couple, you even have sex with other dudes, and that he knows also. He was your friend and when he declared his love, you told him that it was impossible. Then things got complicated… He was your only friend, you knew you should stay away from him, but then he told you he’d take what you'll let him. So you gave him what doesn’t really matters to you : your body, some of your diners, your movie nights… And made it really clear that he can’t have your heart and that your future is far away.

He’s the only one to know, the only one you’ve told about your love for Dean. He doesn’t know him, never will, but he knows.

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 You look at Sasha and put your hand on his sweaty torso, making him smile. Your heart beats so fast, but not because of him, as usual. You've never hid the truth to him, not even about the supernatural. And yet, here you are, lying to him ostensibly. "This guys you're gonna live with... the... the guy you love so much, he's not one of them, right ?". And you said no.

Maybe it was the negative form of his sentence, maybe it was the sadness and fear in his eyes, you were a coward and said no.

Then you took your clothes of. Like you do when you don't want to talk to him too much, like when he wants to know more about your childhood, more about the supernatural, when he tells you sweet love words, or when he asks about Dean. You take your clothes of and take his hands, you make him forget his questions to keep the answer for you. It isn't always enough, especially when it comes to Dean... But you have not much to say about him paradoxally, and you already used every words you could. You just love him so much it hurts, so much you know it will be forever.

That fucking lie is a bad one. Because it is the kind of lie you have to repeat all the time, the kind that multiply exponentially. You are going to live in the Winchesters bunker with them for weeks, see Dean on his territory, smell him everywhere, immerse yourself in his universe ; and it terrifies you. You can't even talk to your only friend.

You got up and put some music : Chopin's Spring Waltz.

"What is it Baby ?" Sasha asks.

"Don't call me that."

"You only listen this kind of music when you're sad." He says getting up, his perfect darkly tanned body on full display, his curly black hair falling on his model face.

"I'm just..."

You stop so he comes behind you and take you by the waist, kissing your shoulder.

"Are you thinking of him ?" He asks naturally, like he does sometimes during sex, making you think of Dean automatically. You've told him many times though : you never think about him during sex, or if you do, it means you're far away in your head. You just don't think of his hands being Sasha's, because it's not the right smell, the right eyes, the right voice... because nothing compares to Dean, you guess.

"Yes, I'm sorry." One lie is enough.

"Don't be..." he whispers dolefully, and he kisses you neck. "I'm gonna miss you so much. I can't wait for you to visit between hunts. Just be safe okay ?"

"I'm going to miss you to" This is the truth. "Being safe is why I'm going there. They are the two best hunters of the world, if I'm going to be one, Jody wants me to learn from the bests."

"I love you" he says.

"I know, stop saying it, it's awkward..." you break from his embrace, get dressed, and take your motorcycle helmet and gloves. He's still naked and watches you in awe.

"Text me Sash' !" You say closing the door.

 Dean's Pov

 She take her helmet of and her hair falls on her back like in the movies. She smiles at me like she always does and Sam takes her in his arms, but she looks at me with what seems to be apprehension.

Last night I dreamt of her, she was telling me how happy she was to live in the bunker for a while, she was all approachable and cheerful, her face readable, her arms open, a wide smile on her face, and it was so comforting...

She crosses her arms and make that shy, held in, smile disappear.

"Hi Dean, thank you for receiving me." She says without enthusiasm and my heart sinks a bit.

Why ? Why is her attitude toward me so important ? Why is it so essential that she smiles ? Her time here is going to be perturbing, I can guess that...  

[mama-ghostie-61542]

A Thousand Lifetimes

Rated M++ for themes and language

If you recognize it--IT AIN'T MINE

Sorry for any OOC-ness.

Chapter 9

Kihyun

After the stunning revelations of the night before, I was having a slow day at work. It wasn't that I was off by much, but that I was exhausted, so I was a little slow on the uptake.

It was nearing three when we wrapped up recording for the day. Generally, we have more stuff to do, but today was an easy day. We were released to the dorm, and I went to go grab a nap. Sadly, though, all I could do was twist and turn. I decided to get up and read the next chapter.

Bryn PoV

It had been a few weeks since I talked to anyone. I had sent Kihyun's money back the very next day, slightly afraid it wouldn't make it. But seeing his face on my phone three hours later had me smiling.

"Hey! What's up," I asked.

He sighed. "Did you seriously send it back already?"

"Yep."

"Why," He asked. "Anyone else would have kept it."

"But I'm not anyone else. I hate asking for help. If I ask for anything, I never ask for money."

"Why," he asked.

"I make enough to be comfortable."

"Comfortable, huh? What's comfortable?"

"Pay the bills and have a little left over. Out of curiosity, why do you ask?"

"Just wondered. There is so much more I want to ask, but I-I'm not quite sure how to ask."

I laughed. "It's always been my experience, that it's better to just get it out there."

He swallowed, thickly, "Umm. Ok. Uh. What do you do?"

After taking a deep breath, I answered, "I own a yarn shop and I am a Natural Health Consultant."

"Wow," He whispered. "What does a Natural Health Consultant do?"

I chuckled. Most people wanted to know about the shop, not my degree. "I-um-I work with peoples primary care physician to get folks the best healing possible. It's generally in the cases of heart disease, diabetes, and stubborn skin rashes," I laughed.

"Now, that is cool," he smiled. "So, is it just a side hustle?"

"No," I laughed, "But most people don't see a Traditional Naturopath, they see an N.M.D. However, most integrated medicine places here have at least one natural health professional they work with, depending on the clients needs."

"Wow. You really are more than just a pretty face."

"Who told you I have a pretty face?"

"Joey let me see pics. You're beautiful, by the way."

I could not help the blush that slowly spread across my face. "Thank you. I think you are pretty handsome, yourself."

"Aww," he gushed, "No, I'm not."

"Agree to disagree, there, Sweet Pea."

"Joey," he asked.

"Joey," I agreed.

He chuckled, "Do you get the feeling he's trying to set us up?"

Laughing, I answered, "I do. But I think he may be right. You know he sees stuff, right?"

"Yeah, I know. I was the first person in our group he told. Oh God. Umm. I need to be honest. I'm not sure how to say it, so I will just lay my hand down here. I-uh-I-um-I have dreamed about you since I was a kid."

I could tell he was biting his lip.

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"Tell me something no one else would know.

"Ok," he started. "Um-You have nightmares where you are lost in the woods and screaming for someone."

"How did you," I started.

"I have them, too; but from the other side. I can hear you screaming but I can't seem to find you."

"Haka," I asked, softly, tentatively.

"Hey," He answered.

If I hadn't been sitting at my desk, I would have been on the floor. "Oh, God," I whispered. After a pause, I said, "I don't know whether to scream, cry, or throw up."

He laughed. "Well, hopefully none of those things. Please don't scream, hearing it in dreams is bad enough. Please, don't cry, because I'm not there to fix it. And Please, God, Please, don't throw up."

"Sympathetic puker?"

"Yes," He answered. "I want to see you."

"Not a good idea. Not with what is going on in the world, right now."

"True. A year from now? I hate to try to plan that far ahead, but maybe, just maybe, things will work out."

"Well, there is normally a convention in Hawaii in early summer."

"I will try to save as much PTO time as I can between now and then. Cross your fingers and hope."

"Fingers crossed," I said.

"I've got stuff to do, so I will talk more later, Ok?"

"Sure, I answered.

"I'm gonna say this, and please don't freak out, but I have felt it for a long time and," He rambled.

"Haka," I yelled, cutting him off. "I know. I already know," I said before I bit my lip. "I know how you feel, trust me, I do. I feel it, too. You aren't crazy, nor are you alone." I swear I could feel his smile and his relief. "But, my dear, I am nothing to write home about."

"Are you kidding me," He started, "I have been in love with you since I was 15. Woman, I could write volumes about you, and still have several lifetimes worth to say. You, Woman, You are amazing."

Blushing, I replied, "I don't see how."

Kihyun PoV

I could feel her blushing. "Then I will keep telling you until you have no doubts. You are amazing, you are awesome, and I," I stopped.

"I know," she whispered.

"Good," I replied.

I started to nod off so I set the story off to the side for the night, and got ready for bed. She curled up behind me and snuggled into the back of my neck.

'Night, Haka. Rest well, my King.'

'Night, Mami.'

I was so focused on sleep, I did not notice the slight tickle in my chest that happens with her sometimes. If I had, I would have felt the slight sorrow and could have held off the nightmare that night.

As it sat, she came and tucked me in as usual, but a few hours after I had fallen asleep in her arms, I had the worst nightmare.

I was, again, in those woods, and this time I was the Elk. She was there and that band around her ankle had her trapped. She was screaming as the band and rope that had her hobbled became razor wire cutting into her skin. I could not do a thing to help her.

But, my blind panic and pain must have ruffled the thread between us because in that moment, as I made my decision to lay down with her for support and comfort, I felt her spirit beside me, soothing me and telling me, 'It's just a dream, Love. I am here. Wake up, Haka, it's just a dream.'

In my state of half asleep and still with the residual images in my head, I rolled to where I felt her, and curled around her.

Her touch was both soothing and calming. 'Tell me what you saw?'

I shook my head as echo's of the images assaulted me again. I could still smell her blood in the air. I could still feel her fingers scramble for purchase on my pelt as she struggled to stand, could still hear the echo of her screams as the razors went deeper into her skin.

'I'm going after Joey. I'll be right back, my love. Hold on,' I heard her whisper in my hair.

In less that 20 seconds, a firm hand was on my arm. I had no more than sat up.

Honey POV

I was sound asleep when I felt a small but strong hand on my arm. 'Joey, Wake Up,' was all but shouted in my ear. I knew that voice. My sister. The fog stubbornly refused to lift.

'C'mon. Get up, Lu-Lu! Kik needs you,' was shouted as an outer presence shook my arm.

I was up and off like a rocket at that. She is the only person I will EVER allow to call me that version of 'Red'. And I know that her calling me that in the middle of the night means right now. I took off down the hall, following the sobs.

There was Kihyun, sitting on his bed, tears pouring down his face. I recognized the panicky look on his face as one I had seen on my own several times. I felt the presence of my soul sister, her spirit sweeping past me to settle next to him. He seemed to sag against her spirit, drawing strength and serenity from her. I couldn't hear the conversation, but I knew, somehow, she was soothing him.

It hit me then, just how perfect they are together. I could almost see his head resting against her shoulder as her arm was around him, petting him, in a fashion.

He suddenly shook his head and said, "No. I don't even want to think about it or what it means. Cause if it means that they are gonna hurt you before you get away..." he trailed off, as he shook his head. Then he near shouted, "No. It's a chance I won't take. I won't allow you to sacrifice yourself like that. Not for me, not again."

Then, I heard her again, 'Then tell him or I will.'

He sighed and whispered, "Alright, my love. I'll tell him." Looking at me, he said, "Best get everyone up, I only want to tell this story once. Seeing it once was enough."

Everyone got woken up and gathered in the living room as Kihyun settled into an easy chair with a pillow and a blanket.

From the far end of the couch, Min growled, "What happened, and why are we all awake?"

From his chair, Kihyun answered, "Another nightmare. She thinks I should share this one with you."

As they all sat back, Kik seemed to turn his head slightly and nod then whisper, "Love you, Ghost."

The unseen presence in the room swept off and left us.

I looked at him curiously.

"She went back to her place to handle some things there with the kids," he sighed and started, "Tonight, as I laid down to sleep, I cuddled with my Queen like I normally do. There is a thin silver thread that connects our souls, much like the red thread, but far older. I didn't notice the small flutter of her sorrow, and somehow, unconsciously, it became a nightmare.

"I have had nightmares before of her being trapped in the woods. This time, I was an elk. And while the normal vines were gone this time, there was this black band around her right ankle that attached to a rope and had her more or less hobbled to that bit of earth.

"As I came up on her, she was fighting to get it off. I leaned forwards to help her but the second I got within, I'd say a foot or so, it turned into razor wire and was cutting her foot off.

"I couldn't do anything to help her, and she could not get loose. The more she fought to loosen it, the tighter it got. Then, as she scrambled to hold on to me, I could smell her blood. She wrapped her hands in my pelt and was trying to stand, but the razors cut her deep. I could hear and feel her screaming. As I settled in next to her to offer what comfort I could, Her spirit woke me up. When it became obvious, I needed a bit more help, she woke up Honey. I have never been so afraid for her."

Min stood up and directed him back to bed, saying, "Go get a bit more sleep," as he left the room. When Min returned, he asked me, "What did you see about her?"

"Other than the way she sat? Not much. She is damned good at cloaking. So good she is damned near a chameleon."

"Do you think she would come back and let us see," asked HyunWoo, his brow knotted with worry.

I nodded, "She might."

Min sat down on the rug, between the coffee table and the entertainment center. "If we are going to help our soul sister, we had best get comfy, it may be harder than we think to fix it."

About that time, a presence entered the room.

'He's back to sleep. I figured you would want to talk to me.'

I nodded. 'Let Min see your ankle.'

I have never seen Min turn that exact shade of green before turning that shade of red. When he does, it generally means it is BAD.

'What the hell, Sis! Are you actively trying to make yourself lame,' Min shouted. 'There is a curse here. This is beyond my help. Stay here, I need to go get Ate,' Min said as he stood up.

Ten seconds later, He and HyungWon were walking into the room.

A second after that, Kihyun was scrambling back down the hall.

HyungWon was looking at Sis's ankle when Kiki opened his eyes enough to see what was going on.

'Baby, what's wrong?'

'Joey wanted Min to check out my ankle. Min went after Ate,' she said.

'This curse is very powerful. It will take all of us, together, to break it. Boys, get ahold of it. Kihyun, hang on to her,' he said before yelling for Changkyun.

When he rounded the corner at a run, HyungWon said, 'Mahipiya. Washte. IkiyA nitha Ate kichi Ina.'

Changkyun gathered the woman in his arms and nodded at her whisper, before growling at Kihyun.

"What?" asked HyunWoo.

"That is your nephew."

"Of course he is," HyunWoo grumbled as he sat up, only to be cuffed in the back of the head by HyungWon.

"We have bigger things than your sister's descendants to handle. Unfortunately, I fear this will be too much for us to handle,' He said as he sat back and grabbed his phone, sending out a quick text.

In less than 15 minutes, Hoseok was knocking on the door.

'Ahh. Glad you could make it on such short notice," HyungWon said as he opened the door.

A/N)--

Once again....I tried with the Lakota.

Mahipiya. Washte. IkiyA nitha Ate kichi Ina.--Cloud. Good. Help your father with your mother.