#No I’m not joking

[nestfulofhornets]

the fun thing about video games is that the first time you play one is always going to be a unique experience.

for example, my first playthrough of Half-Life is totally unique because of the omnipresent history teacher voice that followed me everywhere because I didn’t make the connection between it and my younger brother’s history disc for school that was in the laptop I was playing on

[jacarandaaaas]

mirabels shenanigans in dreamlight valley so far:

dancing with her girlfriend <3

beefing with ursula

became besties with anna

hates maui with her entire being

giving bruno script ideas

bonus mira salute

[cringemonkey]

wukong in my fit today

[the-gro-goroth]

If I could eat the rich, I’d have Abby Lee Miller bits in my lasagna. Whenever I look at her I see my lasagna in my mind. She just looks like the type to be have ground bits of her flesh in lasagna and nobody can tell me I’m wrong.

[sunshine-colaa]

little randy doodle since i haven’t been posting art much :-)

[yaknowlikenyah]

what fantasy gets you off the quickest when you jerk off?

Being fucked by monstrous wasps.

[crowpunkcognitivedecline]

my doctor gave me two ounces of my own plasma. it’s shelf stable for three days. what do i do with this

[rosekillerbf]

And what if I told you that I Don’t Dance from the hit movie High School Musical 2 is jegulus coded. What then?

[mjfass]

The BCC are goals. I also want my horny, violent, sadistic polycule who murders people together and have awesome communication and say “I love you” to each other. I want what they have.

[junglejim4322]

Dear diary. Today I shoplifted 17 dollars worth of cheese samples. Im proud of myself

[sapphiccooper]

It’s all fun and games until you find the not so fun side of AO3, and no it’s probably not the stuff you’re thinking of.

[albino-whumpee]

Rewatching my ✨special interest✨ from when I was 9

Cant fucking believe I watched this movie more than 70 times

[thorkidumpster]

I can’t wait for you to start e-begging again. Mooch. I used to love reading your fics, but you haven’t done that in how long now? You just beg online. You’re probably thrilled to have another excuse. You’re a sad, disgusting person that does nothing but take and you can’t even offer cheap smut in return. I hope everyone sees you for what you are and leaves you.

comms open at a quarter of a penny per word. i can only type with one hand so it may take a while and the story probably won’t be any good, i’m sorry. dm with questions.

i hope tomorrow is a better day for you, anon.

[bookwormgirl123]

everyone talking about the Barbie movie. And yes it was great. But toopy and binoo the movie was was a cinematic masterpiece and nobody can change my mind.

[litcrazh]

FUCK SHIT BITCH FUCK POOP SHIT SHIT BITCH SHIT HOE BITCH

yeah

[holythighble]

There’s nothing quite like making salted caramel ice cream at 8:30 in the morning