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nimedhel09 · 3 years ago
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Listen.
Bio-Broly, but instead of turning into goo and all (because that's dumb and makes 0 sense... they did that just because they didn't want him to fight naked the whole time... give us the naked Brols!), he panicks because he has exactly 0 idea of what's happening and instead of going super and getting all aggressive, he instinctively flees and gets lost, but he loses his energy very quickly because he's just started to use his ki in this body so he crashes in a random place and loses consciousness.
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Noone knows where he is.
But then he's found by a random lady who has to huff and puff and take a thousand breaks to get Broly's bum out of the crater he created and into her little cottage, because that man is HUGE, and she makes him into a blanket burrito as good as she can... because, again, him HUGE.
When Broly wakes up, He panicks a bit, but, since he's in a burrito blanket, like a cat or an anxious person (him very anxious, him huge kitteh), he settles down enough to wearily look at his surroundings. The lady spots him and begins to talk. When she sees that the very beautiful, very naked, very HUGE and tall man with a freaking tail is kind of freaking out, she acts with him like he's a feral cat (which, accurate, though).
That same very naked, very HUGE, very handsome strange man with a tail isn't able to talk yet, though, so communication is made mostly non-verbally from Broly's side, until he gets the grasp of human language.
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He has exactly 0 recollection of his original, non-cloned self, he's 100% his own Saiyan... The issue is: he does not know he's a Saiyan. He does not know he has a name. He does not know ANYTHING about himself. And that's kind of sad and scary for him. Even more so when the kind lady asks him about it.
It's also confusing for the lady, because the man (very beautiful, very HUGE, very naked man with a freaking tail) seems to have complete amnesia and she does not know how to deal with it? (Yeah, she does not know he was created from the blood of a psychopathic and sadistic legendary warrior that has immeasurable power and an unending thirst for destruction, chaos, blood and suffering)
Of course, she tries her best, but she leads a very quiet life, away from civilization for a reason (she's a misanthropic lady who's suffered in her life, ok?). But she tries her best, because, even though she does not like people, she still has a lot of compassion, and so she showers poor bio-Broly in it. She finds clothes for him - although they're still too small, him HUGE - she feeds his immense appetite, she teaches him to talk and read and write, but she also asks him to help her out with her plants, which makes him very curious.
Since the clothes are still too small, they kind of break and the lady has to mend them so that her taciturn roommate won't be naked around her (nosebleeds were had), and the duo goes into the closest village to get a fitting for the very HUGE and handsome man with a freaking tail (no, I will not stop, lol) and it goes as well as it can with a HUGE man with a freaking tail that is riddled with anxiety: aka, panic attack, ki out of control, Z fighters feel and come, tension and all, but the fitting is still done so yay?
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So, the Z fighters (well, Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and Piccolo, and Trunks and Goten because they're little curious bums that did not have enough of Broly the first time or, you know, dying, during the Buu saga) are there, Vegeta is angry, the others are scared and weary and ready to kill the poor confused, scared, very HUGE man with a freaking tail (omg it doesn't get old). Vegeta casually talks about murder, bio-Broly is hella scared and hides himself (as well as he can, because him HUGE - are you tired of me yet? lol) behind the tiny human lady that takes care of him, and she's also scared because she's ONE (1.) tiny lady in front of huge men (except for Vegeta, lol) who look frightening and are talking about murder casually and all of them are ripped and OMG she's going to die, but her instincts are screaming at her to fight, and who is she to ignore the call of violence?
So, she does the only thing that makes sense to her: she screams at the intruders and acts like a mom berating a very naughty child. The fighters are taken aback. Goku is scared (because mad Chichi flashbacks, lol), Vegeta is confused (because frail and weak human women are never scared of him and it's completely counter-intuitive and against survival instincts and his brain can't deal), Gohan is rightfully chastised and ashamed of himself and Piccolo's ears are hurting.
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A compromise is finally attained after some back and forth when the screaming is done (bio-Broly was looking at the lady with an adoring expression, like a puppy whose human protected them or something, very cute and very confusing for the Z fighters who only knew the overpowered sadistic legendary maniac). Bio-Broly finally has a name! And the lady finally has insight on the very handsome, very HUGE man with a freaking tail who has been living with her these last few weeks.
It's weird knowing that there are aliens that live casually on Earth. Even more so when some of them come from a warrior race that is nearly extinct and who are known throughout the universe as genocidal maniacs. Even more so when they mostly look human outside of the tail and the fact their hair never changes and all their idiosyncracies. But life's been weird, and the lady lived through being killed by a sentient bubblegum and being revived, so whatever.
Thus, bio-Broly and the lady go back in the woods, the cottage is rearranged so that the HUGE Saiyan can have a bed that fits him and stuff, and life goes on. Goku and Piccolo come around to teach him how to access and control his energy and transformations, and the lady is very annoyed at the fact that she must suffer through more company, even more so when it's Goku, because he might be a loveable goof, but he's too extraverted and loud for her tastes. Plus she has to get mad at him regularly because he just forgets his manners and it's annoying.
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One time, she's so annoyed that she asks, very sweetly, if Broly could pleaaaase just sock him in the head if he does another annoying thing, and, of course, this Broly is a sweetheart (imagine DBS Broly but even more awkward in the body of Z Broly, with impeccable manners and more cat-like than dog-like, lol) so of course he does it and he forgets his strength, so Goku gets thrown through a wall.
When that happens, everyone just stops to look at the destruction, Broly gets flustered and embarrassed and he's sooooo ashamed he's near tears, and the lady can't wrap her head around what just happened, but she also sees her roommate's state and goes to pat him on the back (he's too tall for her to pet his hair like she wants) and reassures him. And when Goku comes back, the lady demands that he repair her home and prohibits him from coming into the house and having any food from her until he's learnt to be a well-behaved Saiyan, "just look at how Broly is such a good boy even though he was born only a few months ago" and all that kind of stuff, lol.
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Ok, that's all I have for this... for now, lol.
It seems that seeing this beautiful bastard in SDBH rekindled my love and obsession for him and sending me into a spiral of overthinking about what ifs, hahahaha!
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nimedhel09 · 3 years ago
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I've been awake since 4am, following a weird nightmare involving one of my phobias (spiders, ew, help), so my day hasn't started on the best foot. But then, I have also had the sneezes (as in, non-stop sneezes) since like 5am, and my mind is kind of hazy. Will still try to work on my Saiyan Pantheon.
I think I still have quite a bit of work to do on it, even though the basics are more or less covered.
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Also, I may or may not have missed ANOTHER freaking side quest in DBZ: Kakarot. I hope I have not, because I'll be quite mad if I did. On another note, I am still obsessed with the game, hahaha!
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gon2ba1e · 3 years ago
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Very nicely done
Listen.
Bio-Broly, but instead of turning into goo and all (because that's dumb and makes 0 sense... they did that just because they didn't want him to fight naked the whole time... give us the naked Brols!), he panicks because he has exactly 0 idea of what's happening and instead of going super and getting all aggressive, he instinctively flees and gets lost, but he loses his energy very quickly because he's just started to use his ki in this body so he crashes in a random place and loses consciousness.
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Noone knows where he is.
But then he's found by a random lady who has to huff and puff and take a thousand breaks to get Broly's bum out of the crater he created and into her little cottage, because that man is HUGE, and she makes him into a blanket burrito as good as she can... because, again, him HUGE.
When Broly wakes up, He panicks a bit, but, since he's in a burrito blanket, like a cat or an anxious person (him very anxious, him huge kitteh), he settles down enough to wearily look at his surroundings. The lady spots him and begins to talk. When she sees that the very beautiful, very naked, very HUGE and tall man with a freaking tail is kind of freaking out, she acts with him like he's a feral cat (which, accurate, though).
That same very naked, very HUGE, very handsome strange man with a tail isn't able to talk yet, though, so communication is made mostly non-verbally from Broly's side, until he gets the grasp of human language.
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He has exactly 0 recollection of his original, non-cloned self, he's 100% his own Saiyan... The issue is: he does not know he's a Saiyan. He does not know he has a name. He does not know ANYTHING about himself. And that's kind of sad and scary for him. Even more so when the kind lady asks him about it.
It's also confusing for the lady, because the man (very beautiful, very HUGE, very naked man with a freaking tail) seems to have complete amnesia and she does not know how to deal with it? (Yeah, she does not know he was created from the blood of a psychopathic and sadistic legendary warrior that has immeasurable power and an unending thirst for destruction, chaos, blood and suffering)
Of course, she tries her best, but she leads a very quiet life, away from civilization for a reason (she's a misanthropic lady who's suffered in her life, ok?). But she tries her best, because, even though she does not like people, she still has a lot of compassion, and so she showers poor bio-Broly in it. She finds clothes for him - although they're still too small, him HUGE - she feeds his immense appetite, she teaches him to talk and read and write, but she also asks him to help her out with her plants, which makes him very curious.
Since the clothes are still too small, they kind of break and the lady has to mend them so that her taciturn roommate won't be naked around her (nosebleeds were had), and the duo goes into the closest village to get a fitting for the very HUGE and handsome man with a freaking tail (no, I will not stop, lol) and it goes as well as it can with a HUGE man with a freaking tail that is riddled with anxiety: aka, panic attack, ki out of control, Z fighters feel and come, tension and all, but the fitting is still done so yay?
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So, the Z fighters (well, Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and Piccolo, and Trunks and Goten because they're little curious bums that did not have enough of Broly the first time or, you know, dying, during the Buu saga) are there, Vegeta is angry, the others are scared and weary and ready to kill the poor confused, scared, very HUGE man with a freaking tail (omg it doesn't get old). Vegeta casually talks about murder, bio-Broly is hella scared and hides himself (as well as he can, because him HUGE - are you tired of me yet? lol) behind the tiny human lady that takes care of him, and she's also scared because she's ONE (1.) tiny lady in front of huge men (except for Vegeta, lol) who look frightening and are talking about murder casually and all of them are ripped and OMG she's going to die, but her instincts are screaming at her to fight, and who is she to ignore the call of violence?
So, she does the only thing that makes sense to her: she screams at the intruders and acts like a mom berating a very naughty child. The fighters are taken aback. Goku is scared (because mad Chichi flashbacks, lol), Vegeta is confused (because frail and weak human women are never scared of him and it's completely counter-intuitive and against survival instincts and his brain can't deal), Gohan is rightfully chastised and ashamed of himself and Piccolo's ears are hurting.
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A compromise is finally attained after some back and forth when the screaming is done (bio-Broly was looking at the lady with an adoring expression, like a puppy whose human protected them or something, very cute and very confusing for the Z fighters who only knew the overpowered sadistic legendary maniac). Bio-Broly finally has a name! And the lady finally has insight on the very handsome, very HUGE man with a freaking tail who has been living with her these last few weeks.
It's weird knowing that there are aliens that live casually on Earth. Even more so when some of them come from a warrior race that is nearly extinct and who are known throughout the universe as genocidal maniacs. Even more so when they mostly look human outside of the tail and the fact their hair never changes and all their idiosyncracies. But life's been weird, and the lady lived through being killed by a sentient bubblegum and being revived, so whatever.
Thus, bio-Broly and the lady go back in the woods, the cottage is rearranged so that the HUGE Saiyan can have a bed that fits him and stuff, and life goes on. Goku and Piccolo come around to teach him how to access and control his energy and transformations, and the lady is very annoyed at the fact that she must suffer through more company, even more so when it's Goku, because he might be a loveable goof, but he's too extraverted and loud for her tastes. Plus she has to get mad at him regularly because he just forgets his manners and it's annoying.
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One time, she's so annoyed that she asks, very sweetly, if Broly could pleaaaase just sock him in the head if he does another annoying thing, and, of course, this Broly is a sweetheart (imagine DBS Broly but even more awkward in the body of Z Broly, with impeccable manners and more cat-like than dog-like, lol) so of course he does it and he forgets his strength, so Goku gets thrown through a wall.
When that happens, everyone just stops to look at the destruction, Broly gets flustered and embarrassed and he's sooooo ashamed he's near tears, and the lady can't wrap her head around what just happened, but she also sees her roommate's state and goes to pat him on the back (he's too tall for her to pet his hair like she wants) and reassures him. And when Goku comes back, the lady demands that he repair her home and prohibits him from coming into the house and having any food from her until he's learnt to be a well-behaved Saiyan, "just look at how Broly is such a good boy even though he was born only a few months ago" and all that kind of stuff, lol.
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Ok, that's all I have for this... for now, lol.
It seems that seeing this beautiful bastard in SDBH rekindled my love and obsession for him and sending me into a spiral of overthinking about what ifs, hahahaha!
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