#Night at the Museum octavious

[jeena-says-hi]

I missed them

[ruiviart]

Rip octavious you would have loved chappell roan’s good luck babe and casual.

[primalrageanddumbassery]

God this is stupid

I had this idea yesterday morning, got real sick, and then had time to doodle. Howdy, gay people, I’m back in my NATM kick. I’m a little mad that the first time I drew Jedtavious was for a dumb joke like this, but here I am.

Likes and reblogs are appreciated, but DO NOT repost my art. If you’d like to use my art for a pfp, DM me and we can work that out 💚

Drink water, beautiful. Ily <3

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[idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff]

So when I first showed my friend at the time jedtavius they said "they seem like they're just friends" and I tried to argue my point that they're pretty much married

Fast forward almost a year that "friend" is now my partner so they don't get to talk shit about my comfort ship anymore lmao-

Edit: y'all need to stop liking this i broke up with them, check the reblogs 🤣

[legend-had-it]

i need them to beat eachother into a bloody pulp and both be like collapsed on the floor, reaching out and holding eachothers hand

[adammilligans]

Dare I say same energy…?

[gummy-axolotl]

Jedtavious is so special to me, and I just........

When I was little, like, REALLY little, Night at the Museum was my favorite movie. I watched it all the time, I quoted it in my squeaky baby voice, absolutely loved it.

In fact... I loved it so much, that Jedediah and Octavious were my imaginary friends. I called them "Jed and Knight" and I would carry them around in my pocket and play with them and stuff.

Even just remembering this-

Shoot I'm gonna cry while writing this post lol

Anyway, those characters are so incredibly special to me, and as I rewatched the movies now that I'm older, and I see the beautiful jedtavious ship art... Idk

It's just so, so special to me. They're my friends. And they're together.

[wallowfiower]

miscellaneous squirrel girl rust cohle

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[seehowsupplethespineis]

My sister was very dissatisfied with the new animated Night at the Museum designs for her favorite characters, so I tried to redesign them in approximately the new style.

[magicaloctopus333]

Cringetober days 16-18

chibi - redraw of this older piece

saturated- what's more saturated than that cartoon network color challenge?! I didn't use an OC, but still!

old internet aesthetic- THE internet explorer named Spamton

[jeena-says-hi]

I love how in most fandoms people always argue about ships but not Night at the Museum

EVERYONE loves tiny gay cowboy and Roman

[primalrageanddumbassery]

It's that time of year again, gay people.

Time for Beck's yearly Night at the Museum re-hyperfix.

Last year, I did a silly little comic and then promptly became greviously ill. Let's try to stay alive, this time. Maybe we'll even get some more art out of it. Stay tuned, Jedtavious whores.

[thevaudevilledemon]

When I was a kid, I had a dream of a movie trailer for Night at the Museum 3

To be clear, this was not the Night at the Museum 3 we ended up getting, this was for a very different night at the museum 3 that I think would have been a lot cooler.

The dream was just of the movie trailer, and all it was, was Larry following an old giant panda that was mumbling about something (Honestly it was almost like he was speaking in slow motion with a couple effects on his voice), and then he stopped in front of a hew large doors, the camera zoomed or faded out to reveal a theatre marquee that flickered on and said "Night at the Museum 3" and then faded to black.

Remember in Night at the Museum 2 where they went through the room with paintings and photographs and each of them was moving, and they could even enter them? I think even my young child brain was thinking about expanding on that concept and every now and again, I'll just remember that I had a weird dream of a movie trailer for a Night at the Museum 3 that would never happen.

But what if it did... What if, for whatever reason, I was lucky enough to voice an idea for the third NATM movie? Well, I've done some thinking, and here are some points I've thought about recently about what this third movie could be like.

First off, of course it's set in a movie theatre, some local theatre wants to borrow the tablet for a big Egypt or mummy themed movie premier or rerelease and the museum lent the tablet over for the week.

Of course, Larry would be super worried about this because, remember that whole picture thing at the Smithsonian? Now imagine that with movies, so he tries to argue that the tablet should not go the movie theatre. In doing so, he blurts out that the tablet brings all the wax figures to life at night.

This is where it's revealed that Dr. McPhee knew all along that everything came to life at night, that he figured after the Neanderthals set themselves on fire, Larry wasn't suited for this job, but he managed to convince him otherwise. He wanted to fire Larry after he let the entire museum run out and almost turn to dust, but the publicity made him reconsider.

He would also toss in a throw away line about there originally being five Neanderthals or something.

He convinces Larry to go to the theatre to protect the tablet and hires some temporary night watchmen, who could be Dick van Dyke because, let's be real those cameos in the actual third movie were really nice.

The giant panda would have been an old theatre statue used for a much older movie, dusty and shoved in a corner to make room for other things, like a giant ape hanging from the ceiling, large metal bugs hanging over one of the aisles, mannequins with replica costumes, basically a lot of things that can go wrong tonight.

As night falls, Larry immediately looses control of everything, and all the theatre statues or mannequins are set loose, not outside, but within the film strips, all except for the old Panda.

Why a panda? Because Panda's are my favourite animal, so I'm going to work one into this pitch damn it!

The panda is... old, grumpy, but also sympathetic and does let Larry talk him into helping him track down everyone else.

Things go... about as well as you would expect, Larry and a Giant Panda trying to coax a giant ape, mannequins dressed like famous cinema characters, and some kind of super-hero to leave the film strips is... hilarious sounding.

After some failure, Larry gets a call of someone at the museum, maybe McPhee, maybe Cecil, and while Larry wants to say everything is under control, the Panda gives him a stare and Larry admits that things are a bit out of his control, and he could use some help, which they anticipated and have sent a truck over. This truck of course containing, Teddy, Sacagawea, Attila, Jed and Octavius, Akhmenrah, and of course, Dexter.

They arrive, manage to get some order restored, but then a lot of the film characters realize that they can pop out of the film, just like Larry and the others can, so that's exactly what they do. Now it's absolute chaos, and it's not just film characters either, cartoon characters pop out as well.

Now it's a race to get all the film characters back into their proper movies, some easier than others.

Teddy gets into a fight with Popeye, because I love these kinds of referential jokes.

Larry calls McPhee or Cecil for some more assistance, and he is slightly hesitant, but does go over. When he (whoever answers) arrives, the Giant Panda recognizes him, and it's revealed that the Panda had some other animal friends, but they all got turned into dust. This almost cost the museum a lot of money, but the theatre managers were able to be convinced it was a robbery of some sort.

Lots of apologies, coaxing and comedic hijinks later, everyone is back in their proper films. Save for one, one lone cartoon character who exits the washroom. I know this would have absolutely never happened, but I could just imagine Bugs Bunny just nonchalantly making the comments about how everyone managed to quell the chaos, without his help this time (He's a chaos god remember, he could have dealt with all of this in like... five minutes? Ten at most.) and just walks back into his film.

The giant Panda returns to his corner, the sun rises and everything is as it should be. The movie ends with Larry being suggested to train some potentially new night watchmen, and because I want to tie everything in together, Amy Adams is one of the potential recruits.

Of course, none of this makes a lot of logical sense, and... frankly probably would have been dumb, but damn it, I wanted to see a Night at the Museum movie that was set in a theatre, even though it's Night at the Museum, shut up.

I dunno, I had fun with thinking all of this, and I got to talk about one of my childhood favourite movies, and a weird dream I remember, so... win-win?

[idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff]

Jedtavius fanfics confuse me

Correct me if I'm wrong, I got this information from my dad who is a historical geek (perfect for my research) but Ancient Rome isn't all cupcakes and rainbows when it comes to same sex couples

First off, you had to have a wife. And second, you could not, under any circumstances, be a bottom

Not even joking, if someone found out that you're a bottom you could literally lose status

And as all of you may know, for cowboys, being gay wasn't that big of a deal, of course if it was a romantic attraction then obviously that was a bad thing, but if you two were just having sex then it wasn't a big deal

So if we're going by historical accuracy, Octavious coming out and saying that Jed and him were together would be a bigger deal for Octavious than Jedediah

[jedediah-the-not-small-cowboy]

@tiny-roman-general Hey darlin so ya know how you were out an about takin the car for a spin? And how I said no cause I was workin on the railroad? Well would you be angry if I told you somethin exploded...and it broke a lil wall in Rome too?

[probablynot-john]

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They're so cute!!!

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