#Nicholas Baldez

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C.A is Nicholas and C.B is Joar heheheh

Character A: I love this new strawberry flavored shampoo I got!

Character B: *Flavored?*

Character A: Scented! I mean scented.

Character A: But yeah, it tastes like strawberries too!

(submitted by honeystarsyt)

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Amanda: It’s been a while Nick!

Nicholas: Yeah it has, it’s been a very long time! 

Amanda: How are you?

Nicholas: Oh, I can’t really answer that question in a happy tone. [laughs but eventually starts crying]

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[Nicholas confronts Samael yet again]

Samael: [annoyed] Why can’t you leave me alone? What did I ever do to you?

Nicholas: [also annoyed] You tried to kill me and destroy this entire planet...

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Amanda: You’ve heard of Netflix and chill, now get ready for IMAX and climax!

Joar: Blockbluster and cockthruster!

Beatrix: Hulu and woohoo!

Marrion: Amazon Prime and sexy time!

Nicholas: Church and praying for forgiveness.

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Nicholas: We can’t tell anybody else about this.

Joar: I only told Mary.

Marrion: And I told Mez.

Mezla: And I told many, many people.

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Nicholas: Joar, I wrote down all your messages here, which I organized into three piles:

Nicholas: “From your sister”

Nicholas: “Death threats”

Nicholas: and “Death threats from your sister"

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Don’t Touch My...

Nicholas: Sister.

Marrion: Hair!

Amanda: Don’t Do touch my biceps! *flexes*

Beatrix: Liquor.

Joar: Sweets!

Mezla: Me. Don’t touch me. Fuck off.

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Joar: Well, fortunately, the knife missed your femoral artery. Nicholas: That's good. Joar: No, dear, you had a knife inside of you. That's the opposite of good.

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Samael: So now we’re forced to work together. How ironic. Nicholas: No, that’s not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other. Marrion: No. Ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Mezla, Mezla kidnapped him! Amanda: I think it would be ironic if we didn’t shoot magic blasts, but instead squirted a healing salve. Joar: I think it would be ironic if everyone was made out of iron.

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Marrion: Why are you helping me so much?

Nicholas: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself.

Marrion:

Nicholas: :        ^)

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Joar: I’ll see you soon, Mez.

Mezla: Good luck, brother.

Nicholas: Would you care to wish me luck as well, Mez?

Mezla: Not particularly.

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Marrion: I don't want to die a virgin! 

Mezla: Me neither! 

Marrion: Wait. That gives me an idea. 

Nicholas: No! No!

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[Mezla dying]

Mezla: Nick...Nick...

Nicholas: *sad* Mezla! It’s gonna be okay!

Mezla: No...I’m not gonna make it...Nick, there’s something I need to tell you.

Nicholas: What is it?

Mezla: I just want you to know...I always hated you...I always hated you the most.

Nicholas: *over it* Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die you bitch.

Mezla: Ok...HRRRRRG-bleeeh [ded]

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Nicholas: You wouldn’t like me before my coffee.

Mezla: that’s so funny because I fucking hate you all of the time.

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Nicholas: ‘Manda, what is the one thing I tell you every morning? Amanda: Wake up. Nicholas: No, the other thing. Amanda: For the love of the gods, stop sleeping naked.