#Nhl trades

[astmclaren455]

worst day of my life.

[firechilde]

Tweet of the day and current mood.

[nottodayjustin]

February 2nd 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

[maraschinodevil]

Never ask:

1.) a man his salary

2.) a woman her age

3.) a devils fan what happened June 29, 2024

[tanevcolton28]

Absolutely fucking not

[corrodedcoffins-blog]

im starting to think these reporters are more delusional than i

[kentjohnson91]

Today we are going to discuss trades/slash free agency signings that have happened this offseason and how and why they made me upset:

Max Jones: Anaheim➡️Boston (free agency)

I love the chaos he ensued with Trevor and the other young guys

Was the first person to post about Jamie Drysdale being traded which was just a video of jamie dancing and smiling but then added like 10 thousand broken hearts

also as a bruins and red sox fan WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT INCLUDING HIM

Zadorov and Lindholm threw out the first pitch at the Sox game the other night and Max and his wife (i think they’re married but maybe im wrong) were literally there but not invited to do that and also not sitting with the Lindholms and Zadorovs in the nice seats

It was not a numbers thing either because in like 2021 (?) they had like 7 new guys for the B’s on the field at 1 time

Nikita Zadorov: Vancouver➡️Boston (free agency)

As a Bruins fan SO EXCITED

As a fan of chaos i’m sad

Him and Myers reeking havoc on the ice together was so iconic for the short time we were blessed by it😔

Nick Blankenburg: Columbus➡️Nashville (free agency)

This was like one of very few moves i have not approved of by Mr Don Waddell

He was cooking from the start and then this happened

Like Ik he was probs gonna be in the AHL a lot but like for an undrafted defenseman he is good

He’s like 5’9” (more like 5’8 stop lying Nick) and runs around throwing hits on 6’3 or bigger guys

He’s my favorite little man and i want him back. He rounded out the Michigan group on Columbus too well.

Kevin Bahl: New Jersey➡️Calgary (trade)

Ik i say “im not a devils fan i just love him” about like half their team but like i swear its true

I need everyone to acknowledge the childhood friends to NHL teammates arc of him and the Hughes brothers and that is heartbreaking that it is no more

Also i understand it was an underpay for Markstrom but that will always happen for goalies (see Ullmark trade) so all the Devils fans acting like it was a good thing he was gone and not appreciating the time he put in there or the calgary fans mad they got him and hating him already made me wanna cry

Like GIVE HIM A CHANCE

also he just had a baby right before the trade and that means none of his NJD teammates get to see the baby and that will make me bawl (hehe bawl - bahl) like a baby no joke

John Marino: New Jersey➡️Utah (trade)

TOM FITZGERALD WHEN I GET YOU

This poor man who tends to look like a kicked puppy for no reason seemed so happy there

with Jack, Luke, Nico, Kevin, Curtis, Nate like cmon why would you do this to me

Will never cope with whatever the fuck was goin on with him and Luke honestly

WHY UTAH

Ryan McLeod: Edmonton➡️Buffalo (trade)

this was another one like the Kevin one where the fans pissed me off instantly

“the other guy was such a good prospect he was gonna develop more and play for buffalo”

i’m gonna hold your hand when i tell you that McLeod is 24 (almost 25) and 25 year olds can STILL DEVELOP TOO THIS SHIT SHOULD NOT BE NEWS HELLO???

also people who started using what his brother did as an excuse to not want him

while no one knows for sure, randomly assuming with no real reason that he had any knowledge of his brothers part in the 2018 Team Canada Scandal is so unfair honestly

and ALSO they separated him from his pookie (Bouchard) and his gay dads (Leon and Connor)

Not coping

Linus Ullmark: Boston➡️Ottawa (trade)

where do i even begin

no more hugs

no more feeding each other during post game interviews

no more eating cinnamon buns that Ullys wife made them together

no being Matt Poitras dads together

I ofc understand from the business side but it doesn’t make it hurt less

Jake Debrusk: Boston➡️Vancouver (free agency)

This one stung

we all knew it was coming but like

he’s been here his whole career

him and McAvoy were the ultimate duo

scored their first goals on the same night

if anyone saw Charlie McAvoys post about him and Grizz just know i cried for hours over that shit

Matt Grzelcyk: Boston➡️Pittsburgh (free agency)

another one that hurt a lot

once again see charlie mcavoys post

THE ONES OF THEM FROM COLLEGE TOGETHER

ENOUGH CHUCK

also no more amazing interviews with Mr Grzelcyk (Matt’s dad)

He worked in the Garden forever so Matt LITERALLY LEARNED TO SKATE THERE

HOMETOWN HERO AND A HALF

HEARTBROKEN

Anyways if i think of more im forgetting or something else happens before camp ill make another post but anyways

[samanthasgone]

Credit: hockeyfights

hey, you stole our players!

@canucksarmydotcom 👉 👈 @nhlbruins

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[mommahughes19-23]

well this is a thing - J.H

@mylilpeyton : Dunny, Quinn & Turkey came to visit for a lil off-season moment.... here's us walking into the venue, my baby bring me a lil bevy, apparently im a side piece... DONT even ask about J's hair with Quinn.... Oompa Loompa ass. then there's me looking hot asf. Please let the bullying begin below👇🏻👇🏻

tagged : @jackhughes @_quinnhughes @_alexturcotte @vincedunn

location : wonderland

_quinnhughes : no. fucking. way. take that down NOW🤣😡🙀

_alexturcotte : thats my husband now 💍💍💍💍💍🤵🤵

vincedunn : AYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEE I made the dump!🥳🥳🥳

↪ mylilpeyton : and the guest list

jackhughes : omg... this is insulting and cute and rude all at once. I love you babyyyy. 💖💖💖💖

lhughes_06 : yeah.... thats my big bro for ya🤔

nicohischier : how many black shirts does a kid own?????🫨🫨🫨🫨

dawson1417 : godddamn where was my invite!?😭

john.marino97 : kids looking like they had funnnnn

jesperbratt : oh no, jackyyyyy boy cant be left alone😞😞😞

tmeier96 : im embarrassed to be associated with this

bssmith2 : what drink was pic 6 taken at?

↪ mylilpeyton : 192384756

ehaula : THE BOY WHO LIVES HAS COME TO DIE

tofff73 : CHASINNNNN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

curtislazar95 : uhm no . incorrect. restart.

akiraschmid93 : oh poor jackyyy boo

holtz_10 : UHM DOES HE KNOW WHAT A HAIR BRUSH IS????

dougieham : im concerned on a number of levels about this.

↪ mylilpeyton : why? everything is perfectly normal

kevinbahl88 : yeah..... won't be missing this.

A.N :

yall.... these trades are happening faster than my heart can handle.

I keep making myself sad watching players w their partners lol.

here's this bc idk. jack is jack.

tagged : @skylershines @noahkahansorangejuice @quinnylouhughesx43

[rowdyluv]

Trevor’s trade interest list🥲

100% would go to a predators game with a sign that said “i’m only here for trevor zegras”

[astmclaren455]

I just fell to my knees in grief in a bath and body works wdym my baby john marino just got trading to fucking UTAH????

who thought this was okay?? i’m already unstable enough as it is. i’m bringing this up in group therapy i can’t do this.

[icehockey-obsessed]

FOR KORPISALO WHAT THE FUCK

[nottodayjustin]

January 29th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

[offsidenewsco]

Every hockey player dreams of playing for their childhood team, a dream that's a privilege to achieve. With the Anaheim Ducks still reportedly shopping Trevor Zegras, could The Big Apple actually be a destination? How could this work for the New York Rangers?

Read our pros and cons of a Zegras/Rangers trade here.

[stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

You guys don’t even know how much I have to refrain myself from getting on here and making a post that contains the most vile, depraved trades you’ve ever seen.

Everyday I wanna post about I hope [REDACTED] and [REDACTED ] get traded not because I think it would be good trade, but because I think it would be fucking hilarious to see it go down.

But I don’t lmaoaooa

[dallassunshine14]

Don’t know how everyone else is feeling but WTF Matt Dumba a Star?!?! Not in my books. Instantly felt sick when I saw that post and was instantly casted back to 2023 playoffs with Pav 😭