#Nevermind I lied

[aroaceleovaldez]

Not to get pedantic (oh who am i kidding that’s most of this blog) but I am genuinely fascinated by the potential applications of the established canon in HoO and TOA that the gods canonically have both historic and regional forms, and can appear as specific versions of those forms and have kids of those specific forms, which influence what powers the kid has/what pantheon they fall under/etc etc (and also the implication that demigods can be born under multiple forms of a singular deity). This is somewhat backed up even earlier in the first series when we’re told that Percy has earthquake powers because of his father being Poseidon “The Earthshaker” (which is Mycenaean Poseidon) - which could also tie into why Percy generally takes leadership roles, is hopping in and out of the Underworld a lot, and is apparently particularly powerful for even just a Big 3 kid, since all that would line up with Mycenaean Poseidon being generally put at the head of the pantheon and also being a chthonic deity.

Now this gets really interesting when we start looking at deities being combined and conflated, because a.) the Romans weren’t the only ones doing that and b.) the Romans had their own gods originally, they didn’t just take the Greek ones and slap a new name on them. They merged a lot with their own preexisting deities alongside adopting worship of deities from other cultures as the Romans spread (and the Greeks also did this), and c.) the ancient Greeks and Romans did exist at the same time.

Like, we know in terms of the Greeks and Romans that if their godly parents are “equivalent” then their demigod children are siblings, just like if Greek demigods have the “same” godly parent then they are also siblings. However, very few Greco-Roman gods are one-to-one, and a lot are like three gods in a trench coat, and then if you want to get into historical forms then you can start running into weird things like “Well, if you go back far enough, these two Greek gods may have originated from the same thing-” and also if we’re talking historical forms, again, the Greeks and Romans existed at the same time! Which means there would be historic forms of godly parents that are both Greek and Roman! So like, where do we go from there? Would Hazel be equally siblings to a child of Plutus as she is to Nico because both Hades and Plutus were conflated into Pluto? Orcus was also conflated with Pluto - does that mean when Nico killed Bryce Lawrence, he was killing his half-brother? (cause then that parallels just a couple chapters later when Will faces off against Octavian-) Are there demigods who, depending on their godly parents’ form(s), are technically both a Greek and Roman demigod? If Hermes and Pan possibly originated from the same god, does that mean all the satyrs are siblings with the Hermes kids? If we want to get into all the nonsense of Dionysus’ origins and Zagreus and Hades, does that mean Nico is technically siblings with Dionysus kids? Does Dionysus joke about this during their therapy sessions? Are some demigods in certain cabins siblings with kids in other cabins but each others’ siblings aren’t siblings depending on what form their godly parents were in?

I have a headache now.

[anonymergremlin]

You know what.

I really love the thought of dickless P. Like... I can't imagine that Geppetto would have made him 100% anatomical correct. In his eyes, a puppet doesn't need to be 'this human'.

Anyway. What I love about this thought is... In case of his lover... Finding a way of pleasure, sexual acts with his puppet body.

It's probably weird to imagine but yeah, I like it.

*coughs* Also in the end an 'inventor' lover could still give him a dick *coughs*

[crimescrimson]

Chloe Price in Life Is Strange (2015)

[bananasfosterparent]

[superchat]

FKJAHSDHGFDSFGASHKHKGFSJH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I PROMISE YOU ZAION IS NOT THE SAME AS SELEN LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[themacaronking]

Inktober fifteen, guidebook

[toshkakoshka]

p’s into pet play LOL

[simonisferal]

TMI: i need to shit so bad omg

[emkini]

Me: If I can’t do anything else right today I’m gonna at least get some photoshop homework done 

Photoshop: Bitch you think you can control me?? You think you can do things like change the color of your font?? Mask a photo??? You expect me to be even remotely comprehensible when my entire purpose in life is to make your life hell???? Lol dumbass. Get fucked and fail 

[clonewarsahsoka]

Men will fall for a girl and make it HER problem 😔😔

[siriusblackisdead]

Matt: Neil, what are you doing?

Neil: Staring at the ceiling.

Matt: Okay but why?

Neil:

Matt:

Neil:

Matt:

Neil: …

Neil: Trauma???

[xiao-brothers]

Not me thinking about a pre-disciple fic in which Shan Gudao makes a friend in Li Xiangxian and coming to terms with how the only person he has ever connected with is weighed down by an annoyance of a little brother.

[imjustkindahereiguess]

Creature

I am not a creature of love.

Not in the was I once was

Not in the way you are

Your love of soft touches and kind words

Your love that leaves a sweet taste in my mouth

I cannot compare to the love that seeps from your pores at every moment

No, not I

I, whose love is quiet and painful

I, whose not sure love is capable of coming from anybody but you

I am not a creature of love

I am the creature who you tell your woes to

I am the creature who chokes on affection like the worst poisons

I am not a creature of love

No matter how much I wish to be again

[tchouameninga]

listening to loml & thinking bout toni kroos

[tecchan]

I'M NOT CRYING I'M NOT CRYING I'M NOT CRYING

[toxooz]

also GOOD NEWS turns out the One Week Until Eviction scare was just a false alarm and surprise surprise ✨lack of communication ✨ where as i texted her back for clarification but she said everything is fine and i aint being evicted bc she lied to the higher ups??so fuck it we ball ig its good to know she rlly does have my back to some strange extent so im still girlbossin here for another year and will have more time to build credit and look into the science of buying a house sksks

ALLL THAT BEING SAID i will start the next comic section later this week 4 SURE