#Nevar got bugs

[photozoi]

Hmmm, moss.... (eats the insects inside)

What's this? MOSS??!!! ... WITH NO BUGS!!!!!!!

I want a word with the Chef... NOW!!!!

Bumble got there first, Nevar. It's not personal. (It is ALWAYS personal with Nevar.)

[yokelfelonking]

TEH WIT AND WASDOM OF TAOC TEH WODNER DOGG

"SNOWAWMEN MAY GET SEXUALY T RANSIMIITED DISEASEDS BUOT EHY GE T CHASED AFTER BYA CATTLE PROAD WIHT LEGS... fROM TEH OTHAR SIDE!!!!1"

"I AM CHICKAN FAEC"

"COREALFFNIBUGS IS LIEK A BUG DONUAT HAHHAHAHA NO"

"WOW, SOMEBDOY WROTES OEM WORDS ON A THING FI"

"I GOTS AGAEM, it was ÒCALSSIC ACTION PAKC!!Ó it had minaotaro in packaman and centapeadand cookie monstar and a thinag where yuo were a green thing and yuo hads to hop on boxes and steel banansas from pyaramids wiht legs taht shotxs tehirer top off and tried to lands on yuo. anD i onnlyay had one laeg and i was blue and ihads to rescue teh princes!!1! and there wree robots wiht tails and a racon and geoeragrpahy SO I HAD TO ENTAR HAR DMASTH QUEESTIONS LIEK ÒWAHT IS 40#% OF K Ò and i wasuold click ont eh ansar but if yuo gots it worng a big wiht a fork wuold stabs yuo a3nd yuowuold have to go baks to teh first box ther was a clown spaec aleintoo!! WELL I FOUGHT M Y WAT TO TO TEH TOP OF THE OXES AND THERE WA S A RED MAN WIHT A HAAT AND A DIAMOND ON HIS LEGS!!!!! and he shotos eleactraicirtiy AND HE WAS NAEM TEH MATH BOGGLARA!1 so i shotoed him"

"HOMELESS CHINEES MAN SELL YUO BAKC PACK, DONT BUYS IT IT HAS A CUARSE AMALET, TIHS SI YUOR FOARTUNE HOROSCOAP COOKY FOR TOADY HAAHAHHAHAHA"

"LUCILA NO COMITÓ EL CRIMEN"

"BYU DOT AN NET"

"sUGAR SI LIEK A CRAB: YOU WILL FINDS IT IN A CEREAL H AND IT HAS 8 LEAGS LIEK A SPIDAR"

"CORN SYRUP IS LIEK A POLYMER: YUO CAN BUILDAS AIRPALEN WIHT IT HAAHAHHA"

"WAHT SIT EH DIFFEARANECE BETWEEN A DUNCE AND A TEACHAR? ONE OF TEHM BATEES HOOKS AND TEH OTHAR ONES LOOKS STUPAD AHAHAAHA"

"DON'T STEEL MY GODZILA WA CAUSE I WAS PLAAYING IWHT IT TEH OTHAR DAYA AND IT TURN REDA ND A SHOTA LASER AND MY THUMBANAIL FELL OF!! SO DONT DO IT UNLESS YOU WANT A NEWE SNORLAX MAED OUT OF THAUMBNAILS TEHPOSSED GODZILA STOEL FROM LITTEL INDIAN CHILDRAN WHO HAEV TO EAT DIRT AND ROCKS AND WOARK 38 HOWERS A DAY AND HAVE NO LEGS AND 3 EYES"

"DAVID HASSELHOFF DISLIKES PIZZA"

"HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA TEH SECRAT PASSWOR DIS COURAGE DOOPS"

"HTML TAGAS AR AE A VITAL PART OF TIHS COMPLEAT BeAKFAST OR SOEMTHING"

"HAHAHAHA BEAKFAST BEAKMAN'S WORLD!! OZOOO ZOOO!!! I AM RAT MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAHT sI"

"HAHAAHA PENGUINS"

"I KNEW SOEMBODY WHO WAS FROM SAUDI ABARIA BUT HE WAS REALYL FROM CANFRISCO"

"AAHAHAAHHA STUUUMP BEEAAAAKMAN"

"BABE RUTH DISLIKES SUGAR"

"HAHAHAHHA REPEAL ROW VS. WAD"

"SXSSs NEVAR UNDARSESTISMATE TEH POWAR OF A SPAEC ALIAN"

"FI YUO AER GOING TO MAEKS A SKIN FOR FONDUEJAM OR WINAMPA O SOEMTHING MAEK OEN FOR TEH RESANDENST BECUASE TEHY AER CLOOL BUT MAEK TEH BUTTANS WOARK EBECASUE I HAT IT WEHN TEHY DONT WORK"

"i weant a cooky"

"iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii WEB DEISANG TIP: MAEK LIANKS WORK AND PUT A MIDI ON YUOR PAEG"

"SAT SCORING TIP: UES A PENCIL SO FIND IT!!!"

"ELACATRIC GOGGALS? HOW SI IT GOING TO CHAREG, IF AIR SHOOTS OUT OF YUOR EYE????/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAA!"

"TEHE DIFRERENCE BETWEEN A YOGI AND SNOT IS ATHT WOEN OF TEHM HAS A CATNO NAEMEAD FAFERTE THEM UT IT WAS REALLY NAEMED AFTER YOGI BEERRA AND TEH OTHAR OEN DOESAZNT!! HYO YOGI AHAAHAAHHA I LOEV TEH CAPRI SUNS"

"YUO WANT A WIT? HEAR SI A WIT!!!!1 GO SEE "TEH UNUSUAL SUPSECT" GODO MOVIE, IT AHS KEVIN COSTARD IN IT OR SOEMTHING"

"BUZAR< IK LIEK TEAHT GAEM WHEN YUO ARE A SAFAIR EXPLORAR ONT EH BROWN MOUANATINGS AND TEHRE SI A BIARD AND TEH BIRD GO'S ARUOND WHEN YUO PRES A BUTTAN AND SOEMTIEMS IT DOES TAeK YUOR MAN AND PUTS HIM IN A DIFFARANT PALEC, MAEKS YUO SAY "GRAAARGH!!!!!!" AHAHAHAHAHA WOWOOOOOB TEH GRAEP ECSAPE!! AHHAHHAHAH WHEE I AM CLAY GRAEP AND TEH FOOT SMARSHES ME HAHHAHAHAHA AOOPS INTARMAISSION TIEM, FLIP TEH DVD OVAR HAAHHAHAH oh wate taht si teh GRATE ecsape"

"ff how coem it jeeps"

"I AM A ROTATIANG GIF, STEEL MY FOREHEAD"

"A TT HISZ OPINT IS TIS STPYE TO RUN!!!!!!!1 run into teh audaiaenceas and steal someabodys wallat!! TAHN EAT IT. lliekkkk in tootahtbrush/?"

"trunliek a goose!! AND QUAKC!! people wanta a duck eclair"

"WOW!!1!!1"

"ef I AM MISTAR SPAEC AJ J AA HOOJOO1!!! I AHAEVA WMAGIFAC SABILLITYWILTES AND I G CAN FIND WOLFY LIEK IN SPAEC RADARS HAAHHA IAM WOLFEY WEALCOME TO MY STAND OF STAND AHAHHA I AM ARSTIASNANS OF UARN"

"OOPS SOEOMBODY STOLE MY WALLAT AND M YINNAR EAR"

"IAM GRGHAUEDIHLDWAHLKWANDKLANDAL TEH MAAGIRACAL MSITSYIJETIRIYTIYACIL WIZZARD WHOS HOTS LASARS OUT OF HIYSY YEYES AND HAS TWO FIERS AND GIEVS YUO HALPGUL ADVIEC AND MAEKS TEACUPS ECPKLOED"

"HWO DO I KILL TEH CRAB"

"AAAHA TEH CRABS SHOTOED A BUBAL AND MAED MY BOMB NOT WOARK"

"TEH CRAB LANDAD ON ME"

"DOAH HAHAHA I AM WITTAY LIEK HOMAR GROANING"

"HAHAHAHA DARTH ARTIAFIAICAL INSEMINATIAON AHAHHAHA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM YUOR BILAOALIVIGIXCAL FATHER LUEK!!!1 AHHAHAHAHAAHWFD HPF OWD g"

"SIR ALECA GUINNES CAPTIAVAETS US WIHT A GRIPPING AND POWERFAUL VISIION OF AN APOCALPYTIC WINDOW PROPPED OPEN WIHT A BLUE KAZOO"

"A GODO WAY TO BRING YOUR THEOCRAzY INTO POWAR IS TO GIVE ALL TEH FARM ANIMALS YOU CONTROL IRON FOREHEAD!!!! TAHT WAY NOBODY REBALCAN SNEEK INTO YUOR BASE AND STEAL THERE BRANES WIHT A STRAW AND TWO TOOTHPICKS!! ONEC I SAW SOMEBODY SPIT ON HIS ARM AND PUT A THING ON IT TO MAEK A CAT!!!"

"I WROTE A FUNNAY SONG HERE IT SII: ,YOUA RE CORVERED WITH GRIME JANES BOND SAYS WHERE WHERE YOU ON A TEH NIGHT OF TEH CRIEM? BUT T TEHN HE WAS CONVERED WITH GREEN SLIEM LIEK GORGE ORWELL OR SOEMTHING"

"ONEC I SAW SOEMBODY TAKTE 2 PIEN NEEDLES AND STICK THEM THROUGH THERE LIPS AND HOLD TEHRE LIPS TOGETHAR"

"ONCE I ATE A HOLLY BLUBBLE GUM"

"ONE TIME PHILIP GLASS KICKED ME SO I HIT HIM WITH A JUMPROEP"

"HEY KIDDS!! RTY TIUHS AT HOEM!!! GO TO TEH BEEHC AND SPIT ON YOUR ARM AND DARW A PRETTY PICTURE WIHT SPIT!! TEHN PUT SAND ON IT. TEHN PUT YOUR ARM IN AN ICEMAKER THING AND FILL YUOR ARM WIHT ORANGE JUICE AND STICK TOOTHPIKCS THROUGH IT TO MAEK ARM ORANGE JUICE SPIT POSPICLES!!!!1"

"19TH CENTUARY POLITICAL REVOLUTINARYISTSS AND MODERN CLASICAL MUSIC PERFORRMERS AND COMPOSERS KEEP KICKING ME!! STOP KIKCING ME WILLIAM ORBIT!!!"

"STOP KICKING ME PHILIP GLASS!"

"CEASE YOUR KIKCING ACTION, MICKAL BAKUNIN!"

"FEWFWPJWPOJ!! ARGGH!! TAHT'S it IM CALLING CONSTABLE JONES AND TEL HIM TO STEEL A GRAPE AND MAKE TEH GRAPE TO PACIFEY YOU WHIEL I STEEL YOUR WALLAT"

"KKKHHHHHKKHH HKHHKLGJBBK I AM DARTH WEBCAM HAHAHAA oosp"

"GERTJGJR HRURRRRRF!! DRATTE!! FOLIED AGANE!! YUO METALING KILLED ALWAYS PLAYING TETRIS AND PUTTIANG A THAING UNDAR AN ACTION LASAR TO MAEK THE SQUARE COEM TO LIEF!!!!!11 AND TE HSQUARE ATTACKS ME AND FOLIES KMY EVIL PLAN TO REPLAEC ALL TEH WORL'DS FARM ANIMALS WIHT FROOT LOOPS!!11 HUrhghRGHRU!U!! SJO ANGETRTY HTIS MAEKSE EMEA NAGRAney ATO enougsh to tJR jtorj tRA t wet a PEN HAP! hoihoih eof oosp ƒ"

"fere I HAVE A SCOBEY DOO STRICKAR"

"HHEEEEYYYYT!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AMMAMMMMMMMMMMM SNOWWWWE RFEEEEDD PARAAAAGRAAAAPPHH ? ?!!!111111 WHOT URNED OTU TEH LIGHTS??"

"ONE TIEM MY FREND WAS ON THISW EBSITE WIHT A MAGIC JESTER WHO MAED HIS COMPUTAR CRASH!! B"UT IT WAS O. K. EBCAUSE HE MAED A FOLOOPPY DISK AND BIT IT"

"YOUJ CANT GO THERE,!!!1 ITS DARK AND YUO AER LIEKELYL TO BE EATAN BY A RGH!! HAHGRREAEHhaAhaewoospFropek/????R S Sameul beeckaekt has no glrelgs yuo litle snieveling eo mfnao 1!! aAAOAOOPS!!11@!1 aAagargrgoirhgorighoirhoi1h1111 fn nathan barleyJEO WRFJOJ PO hofot1!!!eerkp oops"

"HEAR SI TEH EPITOMEY FO MY WIT AND WITSOM: g"

"aND NOW WOn 100101 a things to do wiht atigar: KIL TI!"

"I AHAHAHAHAAA LI I LOEV ICET TEAEE AND DEAD RACOONS"

"OH ON!!!!!11 TEHJ EVAL VILLIAN HAS A DEATH RAY LIEK IN X-MEN!! VILIAN SEYS: 'WOWOHHOHOHO!H!O!! I WILL TURN ALL TEH CITISENS OF LOS ANGELAS INTO PROLETARIANS!! ALSO I WILL SSIMPOBOLICALY PLAEC MEY EVIL WORKING CLAS MUTANTA MACHIEN ON TEH STATU OF LIBARty GOOD GUYS: 'N O YUO MUST STOP' VILLIAN: 'NO!!' GOOD GUSy: 'OH NO!! WE HAEV TO STOP HIM!! THERE ARE A LOT OF RICH PEOPLE ON THAT ISLAND OVAR THEIRE!!!' VILIAN: 'I HAVE A BLUE FLIP-FLOP!!!"

"GRRR!11 IAM XAN KEREEGeR!1 HGGroi GHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM TEH ALPA AND TEH ½ AND TWO CAN SAM"

"LO@OE!!!O@K LO!! GAAAAU!! AOOOOO!!!!!! TYUO.... BAD PEOPLE!! YUO SCARE ANIMALS!!!1 h"

"NISTRUCTIONS: EAT WHEN HUNGRY"

"AHAAHAHAHAHAHHH BUUUUUUuhh!!!! CAPTIN FOBREI TO TEH RESCUE!! DODODODOO!! WHEREVERE THEIR SI DEPANY, CAPTION FOBREIIE SI TEHRE!! WHEREVER TEHSE SI Hao FOOD STRIEK PINK MILKSHAKE, CAPATIN FOBRARIE SIT EHRE!!! CAPTIAN FOBRIE WHAT DO YOU URN ON? I RUN On COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!"

"BEAT- ITS WAHT'S FOR DINNAR!!!!! AHAHAAHAA"

"ShAMPOOO- ITWS WAHTS FOR DINNAR! BAAHAHAHAH!~!!"

"FROGS- ITS WAHTS FOR DINAAR !HABAAHAAFHEVGFSPjpersojfp oWJ#DOPJDPOJOPJ#POJOPPOJ"

"FARPwe- ITS WAHT AS FOR EWDINAEWFIEN! AHAHAHHAHaaefAWHREJ@#PJ RPHAHEPDO SZO FUNNY SOO FUANY"

"POEWR- EOI TSI WHAHTHSFOR DIANGNARTIEHNI!! HAAHFGGQAAHSHFUDGIHOHO2R @#RF(J(CAÔÔØ´öÅ#@_DJC)_ERV)_BGFKBNMN> N>BG?><J:OZ fjj"

"AHAR DMARTH PERIEBLM: x­F SOLVE FOR X AND ASUPOR TUYO ARNANN d gRTAHC Cvj VVCCSaa"

"I HAD NOS HEOS, AND I FLET SORREY FOR MYSLEF, TEHNI ONCE MET A MANN WITH NO LEGS, HE TRIED TO STEAL MY WALLAT"

"CAP FORF A LE G IS LIKE A HOUSE WIHTOUT A BONNET: IT HAS TO FIND THE BEUL KEY TO PEN BLUE DOR!!!!!! YAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"THERE IS A SUBMARIEN!!!! MAKE ONE OUT OF BREDE."

"FEPO W"

"FRAINKIE HOWARD LOOKS LIKE A BOONE!!!!!!1 SO YOU MUST WATCH HIM OUT!! BUT HERE S SI THE BIG THING PROBLEM!!:: YOU CANT TARETI IBM!!!!1 LIEK!!! A TAORT CARD!!! CUAUSE AND EWPOK SHOTS ELECTRICITIEY SSSS!!!!!!!!!! SO HERAR IS IS WAHT YOPU MUST DO!!!! FIRST GET A BOOK AND MAKE A TOWER OUT OF IT BY TAKEIN G THE PAGES OUT AND STACKING THEM. THEN JUM!P!!"

"ONCE IWENT TO THE SUPEARMARKET AND THEREW AS A CLERK THERE AND HE SAYS PAPAR AND PLASTIC AND I SAID TEXT WARAP AND SOHE GET ME TUNAT FISH AND SAID NO I WANTEDA A TEXT RAP!!!!!!11 AND I SHOTO HIM WITH LAASARS"

"USE YUOR POWER OF TELEPEPTELTATHY!"

"FE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AIR CONDITIONING IS MAKE MYT HEAD GO ALL UPSIDEDOWNE!! ADNT ALKING IN REVERSE BECAUSE THE MACHINE REBELELED ANC STOLL MY POOP"

"MAN NAMED FRANK LOVES TO DA TAHT, YUO KNOW"

Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

[adleryoung]

"Sire, is it true that U rawk @ teh transmogz?" Angela asked me suddenly.

"Huh?" I replied with all the aplomb befitting a leader.

"Can U transmogrify any1 N2 a different form?" she rephrased.  "Can U make me a real Ixie?"

"But," I spluttered.  "What about the beautiful differences that make you uniquely special?"

"F that," Angela barked.  "I want 2 be normal!!1!  CAN I HAS TRANSMOG PLZ??"

"Very well," I sighed.  "If you're sure that's what you want .. hold still and let me concentrate for a moment .."

I had never actually done it before, but transmogrifying someone else should, in theory, be just like transmogrifying myself - in the same way doing an apport was like doing a Pooka Vanish on something other than oneself.  I placed my hands on Angela's shoulders and visualized her shrinking and becoming an Ixie.

Ethel gasped and stepped back, while P.J. squawked "kill it with fire!"

"Oh dear," I groaned.  In one way I was pleased that it had worked so well, and yet I was mortified that it had worked far less well than I had hoped.  What went wrong?  "I am terribly sorry.  Let me catch my breath, and we can try again."

"SQUEEE," Angela squeaked with delight.  "I LUV IT!!1!!  My new exoskeleton is teh smexx, & teh big floppy wings R totes adorbs!"

"Well, all right then," I shrugged.  "If that look suits you .."

"It suits me 2 a T!" Angela giggled as she fluttered erratically around.  "Look @ me!  I can fly!  Im FREE!!  Ill nevar go back 2 Vulpitania!  U has my undying allegiance!  So Ill tell U what U should due 2 spoof teh Duchess N2 thinking its Vulps Bhind it all."

"You .. changed her," Ethel whispered.

"1st U should use teh battle cry 'Hoch Der Plan' Bcause Vulp command luvs that phrase," Angela continued.  "All field operatives should ware monocles if possible & call each other 'SALV' all teh time.  Also yell about where's my 12 cases of Persoc-Itoome, teh Duchess will no wut that means.  If she sez she delivered, then they respond with 'O yea?  I didnt get any' & she will B confuzzled."

"This is great stuff," I chuckled.  "Minister of Disinformation!  Are you writing all of this down?  As for you, Angela .. there's only one way you could know so much detailed information about Vulpitanian military secrets:  You've been doing some spying on your own!  Great work!  Impressive display of resourcefulness and initiative!  You definitely earned your promotion, and I'm going to go ahead and designate you a Strategic Asset and Logistic Verifier!  You deserve it!"

"O thank U Sire!" the Ixie chirped with glee.

"You completely altered her size and shape," Ethel murmured.

"Yeah," I declared.  "Just like I altered your clothes earlier.  Same magickal principle."

"This seems .. different," Ethel scowled.

"Yeah, well, whatever," I said with an authoritative wave of my hand.  "I have alchemy to do while you lot carry out the first part of the plan."

"What plan?" Ethel asked.

"The battle plan!" I snapped.  "Look, I don't have time to micromanage every little detail.  I've got to steam and prepare a load of exploding powder!  You have Angela's tactical advice and you have Typantronn's wood-devouring pests; it shouldn't be hard to figure out what to do with them!  Oh, and also I want you each to sketch up a design for your uniform."

"Uhmm," P.J. interjected.  "If I'm to be your Minister of Misinformation -"

"Disinformation," I corrected him.

"Wouldn't it make more sense for me to remain incognito?" he continued, unfazed.  "If I just wear my normal clothes, nobody will suspect anything."

"WRONG," I reprimanded.  "As a very important cabinet minister, you must wear a uniform at all times while on duty .. which is all the time.  So design something comfortable as well as eye-catching!"

"Right," Ethel sighed as I stepped into the entrance of the dolmen.  "I guess we should dump the bugs quickly and get out, since our forces are minimal and we need the Duchess to do most of the fighting for us without tipping her off that it is even us in the first place ..."

[infinity-and-luck]

1, 2, 3 , 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60

Thank you!

1. Where did you hide the body?

- Somewhere they’ll never find it

2. Favorite rock?

- I have a small grey one that’s really smooth that I keep in my coat pocket with me.

3. Worst dream you ever had?

- All of my dreams are pretty bad; everyone always dies.

4. Answer this with a lyric from the first song that comes to your mind

- “I heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord. But you don’t really care for music, do you?”

5. Does blood make you uncomfortable?

- Not anymore.

6. Even numbers or Odd numbers?

- Even numbers. Easier to work with.

7. Something you hate that you love?

- An old show I used to watch.

8. The first initial of someone you hate?

- M

9. Make up an Acrostic for the word “Exsanguinate”

- E: Everyone in the X: X-men S: secretly hopes A: a N: new G: good movie will be made in the Marvel Cinematic U: Universe I: in the N: near future A: and will meet T: the standards E: everyone has for it

10. Do you enjoy corndogs?

- Sometimes.

11. Favorite movie from the year 2005?

- Corpse Bride

12. Least favorite music genre?

- Country or Techno.

13. Have any terrible restaurant experiences?

- At a place in New Orleans.

14. Three things that you would never want to come near you?

- A murderer hiding in my basement, those weird creepy bugs that I sometimes see on the floor, poison dart frog.

15. What is the worst way for you to die? (In your opinion)

- A murderer to jump out at me in my basement while I’m walking to my room.

16. any unsual habits?

- Depends on what’s unusual.

17. One emoji that you probably have never used?

- 🤪

18. Write a three sentence horror story about a gatorade bottle.

- I’ve never liked gatorade. And it’s never liked me. But now it’s made the first move.

19. Do you know what old bay is?

- A swell place.

20. Can you dance?

- I know the macarena and the waltz.

21. What first comes to mind when you see rope?

- I don’t like them.

22. Make an obscure reference

- Sure thing sweetheart.

23. What is your favorite color for a balloon?

- Blue.

24. If you were ever to got court, would you most likely be innocent or guilty?

- Yes.

25. Are you hungry?

- I don’t know.

26. Do you have an unlucky number?

- No.

27. What does “JMD” stand for?

- Junior Mint Detective

28. Random Inside joke?

- Cars.

29. What sends chills up your spine?

- Nothing sends chills. But spooky, scary skeletons send shivers up my spine.

30. How many questions are currently in your inbox?

- This and 3 things on my side blogs.

31. Someone (real) who scares you?

- I can’t think of anyone right now.

32. Run or Hide?

- Run.

33. Who is the last person who made you angry?

- Myself.

34. What’s going on in your head?

- Lots.

35. One little thing that makes you smile?

- My puppy’s hair has gotten quite long and it covers his eyes and he looks real floofy.

36. Are you a decisive person?

- Sometimes.

37. Would people describe you as a paranoid person?

- Someone else? Probably not. But for myself? Maybe.

38. What store would you be the least likely to be found in?

- Victoria’s Secret?

39. Do you like hats? If so, what’s your favorite type?

- I have a really tall pointed witch/wizard hat and it is the only hat I’ll wear.

40. Bowties or Ties?

- Ties.

41. Who?

- Professor Plum.

42. What?

- The Lead Pipe.

43. Where?

- The Conservatory.

44. When?

- Just before dinner.

45. Why?

- The dude was annoying.

46. How?

- With not a lot of skill if a bunch of random people were able to solve the crime.

47. Do you collect anything?

- Old books, old maps, old keys, and pinned butterflies.

48. What time is it?

- 21:48

49. Favorite mode of transportation?

- Riding my bike.

50. Would you ever kill someone to save someone else?

- Yes.

51. Make a joke

- My life.

52. .eserver ni gnihtemos etirW

- “eromreven” ,nevar eht htouq

53. Would your dash be considered SFW?

- Yes.

54. Do you like to cuddle?

- Yes.

55. What makes you angry?

- Lots of things.

56. How many voices are in your head?

- However many there need to be for me to plan out conversations that are never going to happen.

57. Do you consider yourself mentally stable?

- As of right now, yes.

58. Are you easily offended?

- No.

59. What’s wrong with taking the backstreets?

- Nothing. There’s so much to do and so much to see. You’ll never know if you don’t go.

60. Any questions you want people to ask you?

- Really anything.

[madmachaca]

I´ve been rewatching The Looney tunes Show

And let me tell you...

I love this team-up...

they have a very cute and funny dynamic and work so good together even if they they never actually accomplish anything and are both huge dissasters

(Besides they share they both have in common that Bugs is the only person who can(barely) handle them).

I would liked they had given them more time together to do random stuff or being crazy divas...,.or break the law. Which they would probalbly do. This two are so chaotic and so cute.

Not to mention that it seems like Lola nevar actually got over her crush on Daffy. it´s very subtle, but it is there

[yokelfelonking]

TEH WIT AND WASDOM OF TAOC TEH WODNER DOGG

"SNOWAWMEN MAY GET SEXUALY T RANSIMIITED DISEASEDS BUOT EHY GE T CHASED AFTER BYA CATTLE PROAD WIHT LEGS... fROM TEH OTHAR SIDE!!!!1"

"I AM CHICKAN FAEC"

"COREALFFNIBUGS IS LIEK A BUG DONUAT HAHHAHAHA NO"

"WOW, SOMEBDOY WROTES OEM WORDS ON A THING FI"

"I GOTS AGAEM, it was ÒCALSSIC ACTION PAKC!!Ó it had minaotaro in packaman and centapeadand cookie monstar and a thinag where yuo were a green thing and yuo hads to hop on boxes and steel banansas from pyaramids wiht legs taht shotxs tehirer top off and tried to lands on yuo. anD i onnlyay had one laeg and i was blue and ihads to rescue teh princes!!1! and there wree robots wiht tails and a racon and geoeragrpahy SO I HAD TO ENTAR HAR DMASTH QUEESTIONS LIEK ÒWAHT IS 40#% OF K Ò and i wasuold click ont eh ansar but if yuo gots it worng a big wiht a fork wuold stabs yuo a3nd yuowuold have to go baks to teh first box ther was a clown spaec aleintoo!! WELL I FOUGHT M Y WAT TO TO TEH TOP OF THE OXES AND THERE WA S A RED MAN WIHT A HAAT AND A DIAMOND ON HIS LEGS!!!!! and he shotos eleactraicirtiy AND HE WAS NAEM TEH MATH BOGGLARA!1 so i shotoed him"

"HOMELESS CHINEES MAN SELL YUO BAKC PACK, DONT BUYS IT IT HAS A CUARSE AMALET, TIHS SI YUOR FOARTUNE HOROSCOAP COOKY FOR TOADY HAAHAHHAHAHA"

"LUCILA NO COMITÓ EL CRIMEN"

"BYU DOT AN NET"

"sUGAR SI LIEK A CRAB: YOU WILL FINDS IT IN A CEREAL H AND IT HAS 8 LEAGS LIEK A SPIDAR"

"CORN SYRUP IS LIEK A POLYMER: YUO CAN BUILDAS AIRPALEN WIHT IT HAAHAHHA"

"WAHT SIT EH DIFFEARANECE BETWEEN A DUNCE AND A TEACHAR? ONE OF TEHM BATEES HOOKS AND TEH OTHAR ONES LOOKS STUPAD AHAHAAHA"

"DON'T STEEL MY GODZILA WA CAUSE I WAS PLAAYING IWHT IT TEH OTHAR DAYA AND IT TURN REDA ND A SHOTA LASER AND MY THUMBANAIL FELL OF!! SO DONT DO IT UNLESS YOU WANT A NEWE SNORLAX MAED OUT OF THAUMBNAILS TEHPOSSED GODZILA STOEL FROM LITTEL INDIAN CHILDRAN WHO HAEV TO EAT DIRT AND ROCKS AND WOARK 38 HOWERS A DAY AND HAVE NO LEGS AND 3 EYES"

"DAVID HASSELHOFF DISLIKES PIZZA"

"HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA TEH SECRAT PASSWOR DIS COURAGE DOOPS"

"HTML TAGAS AR AE A VITAL PART OF TIHS COMPLEAT BeAKFAST OR SOEMTHING"

"HAHAHAHA BEAKFAST BEAKMAN'S WORLD!! OZOOO ZOOO!!! I AM RAT MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAHT sI"

"HAHAAHA PENGUINS"

"I KNEW SOEMBODY WHO WAS FROM SAUDI ABARIA BUT HE WAS REALYL FROM CANFRISCO"

"AAHAHAAHHA STUUUMP BEEAAAAKMAN"

"BABE RUTH DISLIKES SUGAR"

"HAHAHAHHA REPEAL ROW VS. WAD"

"SXSSs NEVAR UNDARSESTISMATE TEH POWAR OF A SPAEC ALIAN"

"FI YUO AER GOING TO MAEKS A SKIN FOR FONDUEJAM OR WINAMPA O SOEMTHING MAEK OEN FOR TEH RESANDENST BECUASE TEHY AER CLOOL BUT MAEK TEH BUTTANS WOARK EBECASUE I HAT IT WEHN TEHY DONT WORK"

"i weant a cooky"

"iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii WEB DEISANG TIP: MAEK LIANKS WORK AND PUT A MIDI ON YUOR PAEG"

"SAT SCORING TIP: UES A PENCIL SO FIND IT!!!"

"ELACATRIC GOGGALS? HOW SI IT GOING TO CHAREG, IF AIR SHOOTS OUT OF YUOR EYE????/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAA!"

"TEHE DIFRERENCE BETWEEN A YOGI AND SNOT IS ATHT WOEN OF TEHM HAS A CATNO NAEMEAD FAFERTE THEM UT IT WAS REALLY NAEMED AFTER YOGI BEERRA AND TEH OTHAR OEN DOESAZNT!! HYO YOGI AHAAHAAHHA I LOEV TEH CAPRI SUNS"

"YUO WANT A WIT? HEAR SI A WIT!!!!1 GO SEE "TEH UNUSUAL SUPSECT" GODO MOVIE, IT AHS KEVIN COSTARD IN IT OR SOEMTHING"

"BUZAR< IK LIEK TEAHT GAEM WHEN YUO ARE A SAFAIR EXPLORAR ONT EH BROWN MOUANATINGS AND TEHRE SI A BIARD AND TEH BIRD GO'S ARUOND WHEN YUO PRES A BUTTAN AND SOEMTIEMS IT DOES TAeK YUOR MAN AND PUTS HIM IN A DIFFARANT PALEC, MAEKS YUO SAY "GRAAARGH!!!!!!" AHAHAHAHAHA WOWOOOOOB TEH GRAEP ECSAPE!! AHHAHHAHAH WHEE I AM CLAY GRAEP AND TEH FOOT SMARSHES ME HAHHAHAHAHA AOOPS INTARMAISSION TIEM, FLIP TEH DVD OVAR HAAHHAHAH oh wate taht si teh GRATE ecsape"

"ff how coem it jeeps"

"I AM A ROTATIANG GIF, STEEL MY FOREHEAD"

"A TT HISZ OPINT IS TIS STPYE TO RUN!!!!!!!1 run into teh audaiaenceas and steal someabodys wallat!! TAHN EAT IT. lliekkkk in tootahtbrush/?"

"trunliek a goose!! AND QUAKC!! people wanta a duck eclair"

"WOW!!1!!1"

"ef I AM MISTAR SPAEC AJ J AA HOOJOO1!!! I AHAEVA WMAGIFAC SABILLITYWILTES AND I G CAN FIND WOLFY LIEK IN SPAEC RADARS HAAHHA IAM WOLFEY WEALCOME TO MY STAND OF STAND AHAHHA I AM ARSTIASNANS OF UARN"

"OOPS SOEOMBODY STOLE MY WALLAT AND M YINNAR EAR"

"IAM GRGHAUEDIHLDWAHLKWANDKLANDAL TEH MAAGIRACAL MSITSYIJETIRIYTIYACIL WIZZARD WHOS HOTS LASARS OUT OF HIYSY YEYES AND HAS TWO FIERS AND GIEVS YUO HALPGUL ADVIEC AND MAEKS TEACUPS ECPKLOED"

"HWO DO I KILL TEH CRAB"

"AAAHA TEH CRABS SHOTOED A BUBAL AND MAED MY BOMB NOT WOARK"

"TEH CRAB LANDAD ON ME"

"DOAH HAHAHA I AM WITTAY LIEK HOMAR GROANING"

"HAHAHAHA DARTH ARTIAFIAICAL INSEMINATIAON AHAHHAHA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM YUOR BILAOALIVIGIXCAL FATHER LUEK!!!1 AHHAHAHAHAAHWFD HPF OWD g"

"SIR ALECA GUINNES CAPTIAVAETS US WIHT A GRIPPING AND POWERFAUL VISIION OF AN APOCALPYTIC WINDOW PROPPED OPEN WIHT A BLUE KAZOO"

"A GODO WAY TO BRING YOUR THEOCRAzY INTO POWAR IS TO GIVE ALL TEH FARM ANIMALS YOU CONTROL IRON FOREHEAD!!!! TAHT WAY NOBODY REBALCAN SNEEK INTO YUOR BASE AND STEAL THERE BRANES WIHT A STRAW AND TWO TOOTHPICKS!! ONEC I SAW SOMEBODY SPIT ON HIS ARM AND PUT A THING ON IT TO MAEK A CAT!!!"

"I WROTE A FUNNAY SONG HERE IT SII: ,YOUA RE CORVERED WITH GRIME JANES BOND SAYS WHERE WHERE YOU ON A TEH NIGHT OF TEH CRIEM? BUT T TEHN HE WAS CONVERED WITH GREEN SLIEM LIEK GORGE ORWELL OR SOEMTHING"

"ONEC I SAW SOEMBODY TAKTE 2 PIEN NEEDLES AND STICK THEM THROUGH THERE LIPS AND HOLD TEHRE LIPS TOGETHAR"

"ONCE I ATE A HOLLY BLUBBLE GUM"

"ONE TIME PHILIP GLASS KICKED ME SO I HIT HIM WITH A JUMPROEP"

"HEY KIDDS!! RTY TIUHS AT HOEM!!! GO TO TEH BEEHC AND SPIT ON YOUR ARM AND DARW A PRETTY PICTURE WIHT SPIT!! TEHN PUT SAND ON IT. TEHN PUT YOUR ARM IN AN ICEMAKER THING AND FILL YUOR ARM WIHT ORANGE JUICE AND STICK TOOTHPIKCS THROUGH IT TO MAEK ARM ORANGE JUICE SPIT POSPICLES!!!!1"

"19TH CENTUARY POLITICAL REVOLUTINARYISTSS AND MODERN CLASICAL MUSIC PERFORRMERS AND COMPOSERS KEEP KICKING ME!! STOP KIKCING ME WILLIAM ORBIT!!!"

"STOP KICKING ME PHILIP GLASS!"

"CEASE YOUR KIKCING ACTION, MICKAL BAKUNIN!"

"FEWFWPJWPOJ!! ARGGH!! TAHT'S it IM CALLING CONSTABLE JONES AND TEL HIM TO STEEL A GRAPE AND MAKE TEH GRAPE TO PACIFEY YOU WHIEL I STEEL YOUR WALLAT"

"KKKHHHHHKKHH HKHHKLGJBBK I AM DARTH WEBCAM HAHAHAA oosp"

"GERTJGJR HRURRRRRF!! DRATTE!! FOLIED AGANE!! YUO METALING KILLED ALWAYS PLAYING TETRIS AND PUTTIANG A THAING UNDAR AN ACTION LASAR TO MAEK THE SQUARE COEM TO LIEF!!!!!11 AND TE HSQUARE ATTACKS ME AND FOLIES KMY EVIL PLAN TO REPLAEC ALL TEH WORL'DS FARM ANIMALS WIHT FROOT LOOPS!!11 HUrhghRGHRU!U!! SJO ANGETRTY HTIS MAEKSE EMEA NAGRAney ATO enougsh to tJR jtorj tRA t wet a PEN HAP! hoihoih eof oosp ƒ"

"fere I HAVE A SCOBEY DOO STRICKAR"

"HHEEEEYYYYT!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AMMAMMMMMMMMMMM SNOWWWWE RFEEEEDD PARAAAAGRAAAAPPHH ? ?!!!111111 WHOT URNED OTU TEH LIGHTS??"

"ONE TIEM MY FREND WAS ON THISW EBSITE WIHT A MAGIC JESTER WHO MAED HIS COMPUTAR CRASH!! B"UT IT WAS O. K. EBCAUSE HE MAED A FOLOOPPY DISK AND BIT IT"

"YOUJ CANT GO THERE,!!!1 ITS DARK AND YUO AER LIEKELYL TO BE EATAN BY A RGH!! HAHGRREAEHhaAhaewoospFropek/????R S Sameul beeckaekt has no glrelgs yuo litle snieveling eo mfnao 1!! aAAOAOOPS!!11@!1 aAagargrgoirhgorighoirhoi1h1111 fn nathan barleyJEO WRFJOJ PO hofot1!!!eerkp oops"

"HEAR SI TEH EPITOMEY FO MY WIT AND WITSOM: g"

"aND NOW WOn 100101 a things to do wiht atigar: KIL TI!"

"I AHAHAHAHAAA LI I LOEV ICET TEAEE AND DEAD RACOONS"

"OH ON!!!!!11 TEHJ EVAL VILLIAN HAS A DEATH RAY LIEK IN X-MEN!! VILIAN SEYS: 'WOWOHHOHOHO!H!O!! I WILL TURN ALL TEH CITISENS OF LOS ANGELAS INTO PROLETARIANS!! ALSO I WILL SSIMPOBOLICALY PLAEC MEY EVIL WORKING CLAS MUTANTA MACHIEN ON TEH STATU OF LIBARty GOOD GUYS: 'N O YUO MUST STOP' VILLIAN: 'NO!!' GOOD GUSy: 'OH NO!! WE HAEV TO STOP HIM!! THERE ARE A LOT OF RICH PEOPLE ON THAT ISLAND OVAR THEIRE!!!' VILIAN: 'I HAVE A BLUE FLIP-FLOP!!!"

"GRRR!11 IAM XAN KEREEGeR!1 HGGroi GHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM TEH ALPA AND TEH ½ AND TWO CAN SAM"

"LO@OE!!!O@K LO!! GAAAAU!! AOOOOO!!!!!! TYUO.... BAD PEOPLE!! YUO SCARE ANIMALS!!!1 h"

"NISTRUCTIONS: EAT WHEN HUNGRY"

"AHAAHAHAHAHAHHH BUUUUUUuhh!!!! CAPTIN FOBREI TO TEH RESCUE!! DODODODOO!! WHEREVERE THEIR SI DEPANY, CAPTION FOBREIIE SI TEHRE!! WHEREVER TEHSE SI Hao FOOD STRIEK PINK MILKSHAKE, CAPATIN FOBRARIE SIT EHRE!!! CAPTIAN FOBRIE WHAT DO YOU URN ON? I RUN On COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!"

"BEAT- ITS WAHT'S FOR DINNAR!!!!! AHAHAAHAA"

"ShAMPOOO- ITWS WAHTS FOR DINNAR! BAAHAHAHAH!~!!"

"FROGS- ITS WAHTS FOR DINAAR !HABAAHAAFHEVGFSPjpersojfp oWJ#DOPJDPOJOPJ#POJOPPOJ"

"FARPwe- ITS WAHT AS FOR EWDINAEWFIEN! AHAHAHHAHaaefAWHREJ@#PJ RPHAHEPDO SZO FUNNY SOO FUANY"

"POEWR- EOI TSI WHAHTHSFOR DIANGNARTIEHNI!! HAAHFGGQAAHSHFUDGIHOHO2R @#RF(J(CAÔÔØ´öÅ#@_DJC)_ERV)_BGFKBNMN> N>BG?><J:OZ fjj"

"AHAR DMARTH PERIEBLM: x­F SOLVE FOR X AND ASUPOR TUYO ARNANN d gRTAHC Cvj VVCCSaa"

"I HAD NOS HEOS, AND I FLET SORREY FOR MYSLEF, TEHNI ONCE MET A MANN WITH NO LEGS, HE TRIED TO STEAL MY WALLAT"

"CAP FORF A LE G IS LIKE A HOUSE WIHTOUT A BONNET: IT HAS TO FIND THE BEUL KEY TO PEN BLUE DOR!!!!!! YAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"THERE IS A SUBMARIEN!!!! MAKE ONE OUT OF BREDE."

"FEPO W"

"FRAINKIE HOWARD LOOKS LIKE A BOONE!!!!!!1 SO YOU MUST WATCH HIM OUT!! BUT HERE S SI THE BIG THING PROBLEM!!:: YOU CANT TARETI IBM!!!!1 LIEK!!! A TAORT CARD!!! CUAUSE AND EWPOK SHOTS ELECTRICITIEY SSSS!!!!!!!!!! SO HERAR IS IS WAHT YOPU MUST DO!!!! FIRST GET A BOOK AND MAKE A TOWER OUT OF IT BY TAKEIN G THE PAGES OUT AND STACKING THEM. THEN JUM!P!!"

"ONCE IWENT TO THE SUPEARMARKET AND THEREW AS A CLERK THERE AND HE SAYS PAPAR AND PLASTIC AND I SAID TEXT WARAP AND SOHE GET ME TUNAT FISH AND SAID NO I WANTEDA A TEXT RAP!!!!!!11 AND I SHOTO HIM WITH LAASARS"

"USE YUOR POWER OF TELEPEPTELTATHY!"

"FE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AIR CONDITIONING IS MAKE MYT HEAD GO ALL UPSIDEDOWNE!! ADNT ALKING IN REVERSE BECAUSE THE MACHINE REBELELED ANC STOLL MY POOP"

"MAN NAMED FRANK LOVES TO DA TAHT, YUO KNOW"

[yokelfelonking]

"SNOWAWMEN MAY GET SEXUALY T RANSIMIITED DISEASEDS BUOT EHY GE T CHASED AFTER BYA CATTLE PROAD WIHT LEGS... fROM TEH OTHAR SIDE!!!!1"

"I AM CHICKAN FAEC"

"COREALFFNIBUGS IS LIEK A BUG DONUAT HAHHAHAHA NO"

"WOW, SOMEBDOY WROTES OEM WORDS ON A THING FI"

"I GOTS AGAEM, it was ÒCALSSIC ACTION PAKC!!Ó it had minaotaro in packaman and centapeadand cookie monstar and a thinag where yuo were a green thing and yuo hads to hop on boxes and steel banansas from pyaramids wiht legs taht shotxs tehirer top off and tried to lands on yuo. anD i onnlyay had one laeg and i was blue and ihads to rescue teh princes!!1! and there wree robots wiht tails and a racon and geoeragrpahy SO I HAD TO ENTAR HAR DMASTH QUEESTIONS LIEK ÒWAHT IS 40#% OF K Ò and i wasuold click ont eh ansar but if yuo gots it worng a big wiht a fork wuold stabs yuo a3nd yuowuold have to go baks to teh first box ther was a clown spaec aleintoo!! WELL I FOUGHT M Y WAT TO TO TEH TOP OF THE OXES AND THERE WA S A RED MAN WIHT A HAAT AND A DIAMOND ON HIS LEGS!!!!! and he shotos eleactraicirtiy AND HE WAS NAEM TEH MATH BOGGLARA!1 so i shotoed him"

"HOMELESS CHINEES MAN SELL YUO BAKC PACK, DONT BUYS IT IT HAS A CUARSE AMALET, TIHS SI YUOR FOARTUNE HOROSCOAP COOKY FOR TOADY HAAHAHHAHAHA"

"LUCILA NO COMITÓ EL CRIMEN"

"BYU DOT AN NET"

"sUGAR SI LIEK A CRAB: YOU WILL FINDS IT IN A CEREAL H AND IT HAS 8 LEAGS LIEK A SPIDAR"

"CORN SYRUP IS LIEK A POLYMER: YUO CAN BUILDAS AIRPALEN WIHT IT HAAHAHHA"

"WAHT SIT EH DIFFEARANECE BETWEEN A DUNCE AND A TEACHAR? ONE OF TEHM BATEES HOOKS AND TEH OTHAR ONES LOOKS STUPAD AHAHAAHA"

"DON'T STEEL MY GODZILA WA CAUSE I WAS PLAAYING IWHT IT TEH OTHAR DAYA AND IT TURN REDA ND A SHOTA LASER AND MY THUMBANAIL FELL OF!! SO DONT DO IT UNLESS YOU WANT A NEWE SNORLAX MAED OUT OF THAUMBNAILS TEHPOSSED GODZILA STOEL FROM LITTEL INDIAN CHILDRAN WHO HAEV TO EAT DIRT AND ROCKS AND WOARK 38 HOWERS A DAY AND HAVE NO LEGS AND 3 EYES"

"DAVID HASSELHOFF DISLIKES PIZZA"

"HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA TEH SECRAT PASSWOR DIS COURAGE DOOPS"

"HTML TAGAS AR AE A VITAL PART OF TIHS COMPLEAT BeAKFAST OR SOEMTHING"

"HAHAHAHA BEAKFAST BEAKMAN'S WORLD!! OZOOO ZOOO!!! I AM RAT MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAHT sI"

"HAHAAHA PENGUINS"

"I KNEW SOEMBODY WHO WAS FROM SAUDI ABARIA BUT HE WAS REALYL FROM CANFRISCO"

"AAHAHAAHHA STUUUMP BEEAAAAKMAN"

"BABE RUTH DISLIKES SUGAR"

"HAHAHAHHA REPEAL ROW VS. WAD"

"SXSSs NEVAR UNDARSESTISMATE TEH POWAR OF A SPAEC ALIAN"

"FI YUO AER GOING TO MAEKS A SKIN FOR FONDUEJAM OR WINAMPA O SOEMTHING MAEK OEN FOR TEH RESANDENST BECUASE TEHY AER CLOOL BUT MAEK TEH BUTTANS WOARK EBECASUE I HAT IT WEHN TEHY DONT WORK"

"i weant a cooky"

"iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii WEB DEISANG TIP: MAEK LIANKS WORK AND PUT A MIDI ON YUOR PAEG"

"SAT SCORING TIP: UES A PENCIL SO FIND IT!!!"

"ELACATRIC GOGGALS? HOW SI IT GOING TO CHAREG, IF AIR SHOOTS OUT OF YUOR EYE????/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAA!"

"TEHE DIFRERENCE BETWEEN A YOGI AND SNOT IS ATHT WOEN OF TEHM HAS A CATNO NAEMEAD FAFERTE THEM UT IT WAS REALLY NAEMED AFTER YOGI BEERRA AND TEH OTHAR OEN DOESAZNT!! HYO YOGI AHAAHAAHHA I LOEV TEH CAPRI SUNS"

"YUO WANT A WIT? HEAR SI A WIT!!!!1 GO SEE "TEH UNUSUAL SUPSECT" GODO MOVIE, IT AHS KEVIN COSTARD IN IT OR SOEMTHING"

"BUZAR< IK LIEK TEAHT GAEM WHEN YUO ARE A SAFAIR EXPLORAR ONT EH BROWN MOUANATINGS AND TEHRE SI A BIARD AND TEH BIRD GO'S ARUOND WHEN YUO PRES A BUTTAN AND SOEMTIEMS IT DOES TAeK YUOR MAN AND PUTS HIM IN A DIFFARANT PALEC, MAEKS YUO SAY "GRAAARGH!!!!!!" AHAHAHAHAHA WOWOOOOOB TEH GRAEP ECSAPE!! AHHAHHAHAH WHEE I AM CLAY GRAEP AND TEH FOOT SMARSHES ME HAHHAHAHAHA AOOPS INTARMAISSION TIEM, FLIP TEH DVD OVAR HAAHHAHAH oh wate taht si teh GRATE ecsape"

"ff how coem it jeeps"

"I AM A ROTATIANG GIF, STEEL MY FOREHEAD"

"A TT HISZ OPINT IS TIS STPYE TO RUN!!!!!!!1 run into teh audaiaenceas and steal someabodys wallat!! TAHN EAT IT. lliekkkk in tootahtbrush/?"

"trunliek a goose!! AND QUAKC!! people wanta a duck eclair"

"WOW!!1!!1"

"ef I AM MISTAR SPAEC AJ J AA HOOJOO1!!! I AHAEVA WMAGIFAC SABILLITYWILTES AND I G CAN FIND WOLFY LIEK IN SPAEC RADARS HAAHHA IAM WOLFEY WEALCOME TO MY STAND OF STAND AHAHHA I AM ARSTIASNANS OF UARN"

"OOPS SOEOMBODY STOLE MY WALLAT AND M YINNAR EAR"

"IAM GRGHAUEDIHLDWAHLKWANDKLANDAL TEH MAAGIRACAL MSITSYIJETIRIYTIYACIL WIZZARD WHOS HOTS LASARS OUT OF HIYSY YEYES AND HAS TWO FIERS AND GIEVS YUO HALPGUL ADVIEC AND MAEKS TEACUPS ECPKLOED"

"HWO DO I KILL TEH CRAB"

"AAAHA TEH CRABS SHOTOED A BUBAL AND MAED MY BOMB NOT WOARK"

"TEH CRAB LANDAD ON ME"

"DOAH HAHAHA I AM WITTAY LIEK HOMAR GROANING"

"HAHAHAHA DARTH ARTIAFIAICAL INSEMINATIAON AHAHHAHA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM YUOR BILAOALIVIGIXCAL FATHER LUEK!!!1 AHHAHAHAHAAHWFD HPF OWD g"

"SIR ALECA GUINNES CAPTIAVAETS US WIHT A GRIPPING AND POWERFAUL VISIION OF AN APOCALPYTIC WINDOW PROPPED OPEN WIHT A BLUE KAZOO"

"A GODO WAY TO BRING YOUR THEOCRAzY INTO POWAR IS TO GIVE ALL TEH FARM ANIMALS YOU CONTROL IRON FOREHEAD!!!! TAHT WAY NOBODY REBALCAN SNEEK INTO YUOR BASE AND STEAL THERE BRANES WIHT A STRAW AND TWO TOOTHPICKS!! ONEC I SAW SOMEBODY SPIT ON HIS ARM AND PUT A THING ON IT TO MAEK A CAT!!!"

"I WROTE A FUNNAY SONG HERE IT SII: ,YOUA RE CORVERED WITH GRIME JANES BOND SAYS WHERE WHERE YOU ON A TEH NIGHT OF TEH CRIEM? BUT T TEHN HE WAS CONVERED WITH GREEN SLIEM LIEK GORGE ORWELL OR SOEMTHING"

"ONEC I SAW SOEMBODY TAKTE 2 PIEN NEEDLES AND STICK THEM THROUGH THERE LIPS AND HOLD TEHRE LIPS TOGETHAR"

"ONCE I ATE A HOLLY BLUBBLE GUM"

"ONE TIME PHILIP GLASS KICKED ME SO I HIT HIM WITH A JUMPROEP"

"HEY KIDDS!! RTY TIUHS AT HOEM!!! GO TO TEH BEEHC AND SPIT ON YOUR ARM AND DARW A PRETTY PICTURE WIHT SPIT!! TEHN PUT SAND ON IT. TEHN PUT YOUR ARM IN AN ICEMAKER THING AND FILL YUOR ARM WIHT ORANGE JUICE AND STICK TOOTHPIKCS THROUGH IT TO MAEK ARM ORANGE JUICE SPIT POSPICLES!!!!1"

"19TH CENTUARY POLITICAL REVOLUTINARYISTSS AND MODERN CLASICAL MUSIC PERFORRMERS AND COMPOSERS KEEP KICKING ME!! STOP KIKCING ME WILLIAM ORBIT!!!"

"STOP KICKING ME PHILIP GLASS!"

"CEASE YOUR KIKCING ACTION, MICKAL BAKUNIN!"

"FEWFWPJWPOJ!! ARGGH!! TAHT'S it IM CALLING CONSTABLE JONES AND TEL HIM TO STEEL A GRAPE AND MAKE TEH GRAPE TO PACIFEY YOU WHIEL I STEEL YOUR WALLAT"

"KKKHHHHHKKHH HKHHKLGJBBK I AM DARTH WEBCAM HAHAHAA oosp"

"GERTJGJR HRURRRRRF!! DRATTE!! FOLIED AGANE!! YUO METALING KILLED ALWAYS PLAYING TETRIS AND PUTTIANG A THAING UNDAR AN ACTION LASAR TO MAEK THE SQUARE COEM TO LIEF!!!!!11 AND TE HSQUARE ATTACKS ME AND FOLIES KMY EVIL PLAN TO REPLAEC ALL TEH WORL'DS FARM ANIMALS WIHT FROOT LOOPS!!11 HUrhghRGHRU!U!! SJO ANGETRTY HTIS MAEKSE EMEA NAGRAney ATO enougsh to tJR jtorj tRA t wet a PEN HAP! hoihoih eof oosp ƒ"

"fere I HAVE A SCOBEY DOO STRICKAR"

"HHEEEEYYYYT!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AMMAMMMMMMMMMMM SNOWWWWE RFEEEEDD PARAAAAGRAAAAPPHH ? ?!!!111111 WHOT URNED OTU TEH LIGHTS??"

"ONE TIEM MY FREND WAS ON THISW EBSITE WIHT A MAGIC JESTER WHO MAED HIS COMPUTAR CRASH!! B"UT IT WAS O. K. EBCAUSE HE MAED A FOLOOPPY DISK AND BIT IT"

"YOUJ CANT GO THERE,!!!1 ITS DARK AND YUO AER LIEKELYL TO BE EATAN BY A RGH!! HAHGRREAEHhaAhaewoospFropek/????R S Sameul beeckaekt has no glrelgs yuo litle snieveling eo mfnao 1!! aAAOAOOPS!!11@!1 aAagargrgoirhgorighoirhoi1h1111 fn nathan barleyJEO WRFJOJ PO hofot1!!!eerkp oops"

"HEAR SI TEH EPITOMEY FO MY WIT AND WITSOM: g"

"aND NOW WOn 100101 a things to do wiht atigar: KIL TI!"

"I AHAHAHAHAAA LI I LOEV ICET TEAEE AND DEAD RACOONS"

"OH ON!!!!!11 TEHJ EVAL VILLIAN HAS A DEATH RAY LIEK IN X-MEN!! VILIAN SEYS: 'WOWOHHOHOHO!H!O!! I WILL TURN ALL TEH CITISENS OF LOS ANGELAS INTO PROLETARIANS!! ALSO I WILL SSIMPOBOLICALY PLAEC MEY EVIL WORKING CLAS MUTANTA MACHIEN ON TEH STATU OF LIBARty GOOD GUYS: 'N O YUO MUST STOP' VILLIAN: 'NO!!' GOOD GUSy: 'OH NO!! WE HAEV TO STOP HIM!! THERE ARE A LOT OF RICH PEOPLE ON THAT ISLAND OVAR THEIRE!!!' VILIAN: 'I HAVE A BLUE FLIP-FLOP!!!"

"GRRR!11 IAM XAN KEREEGeR!1 HGGroi GHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM TEH ALPA AND TEH ½ AND TWO CAN SAM"

"LO@OE!!!O@K LO!! GAAAAU!! AOOOOO!!!!!! TYUO.... BAD PEOPLE!! YUO SCARE ANIMALS!!!1 h"

"NISTRUCTIONS: EAT WHEN HUNGRY"

"AHAAHAHAHAHAHHH BUUUUUUuhh!!!! CAPTIN FOBREI TO TEH RESCUE!! DODODODOO!! WHEREVERE THEIR SI DEPANY, CAPTION FOBREIIE SI TEHRE!! WHEREVER TEHSE SI Hao FOOD STRIEK PINK MILKSHAKE, CAPATIN FOBRARIE SIT EHRE!!! CAPTIAN FOBRIE WHAT DO YOU URN ON? I RUN On COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!"

"BEAT- ITS WAHT'S FOR DINNAR!!!!! AHAHAAHAA"

"ShAMPOOO- ITWS WAHTS FOR DINNAR! BAAHAHAHAH!~!!"

"FROGS- ITS WAHTS FOR DINAAR !HABAAHAAFHEVGFSPjpersojfp oWJ#DOPJDPOJOPJ#POJOPPOJ"

"FARPwe- ITS WAHT AS FOR EWDINAEWFIEN! AHAHAHHAHaaefAWHREJ@#PJ RPHAHEPDO SZO FUNNY SOO FUANY"

"POEWR- EOI TSI WHAHTHSFOR DIANGNARTIEHNI!! HAAHFGGQAAHSHFUDGIHOHO2R @#RF(J(CAÔÔØ´öÅ#@_DJC)_ERV)_BGFKBNMN> N>BG?><J:OZ fjj"

"AHAR DMARTH PERIEBLM: x­F SOLVE FOR X AND ASUPOR TUYO ARNANN d gRTAHC Cvj VVCCSaa"

"I HAD NOS HEOS, AND I FLET SORREY FOR MYSLEF, TEHNI ONCE MET A MANN WITH NO LEGS, HE TRIED TO STEAL MY WALLAT"

"CAP FORF A LE G IS LIKE A HOUSE WIHTOUT A BONNET: IT HAS TO FIND THE BEUL KEY TO PEN BLUE DOR!!!!!! YAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"THERE IS A SUBMARIEN!!!! MAKE ONE OUT OF BREDE."

"FEPO W"

"FRAINKIE HOWARD LOOKS LIKE A BOONE!!!!!!1 SO YOU MUST WATCH HIM OUT!! BUT HERE S SI THE BIG THING PROBLEM!!:: YOU CANT TARETI IBM!!!!1 LIEK!!! A TAORT CARD!!! CUAUSE AND EWPOK SHOTS ELECTRICITIEY SSSS!!!!!!!!!! SO HERAR IS IS WAHT YOPU MUST DO!!!! FIRST GET A BOOK AND MAKE A TOWER OUT OF IT BY TAKEIN G THE PAGES OUT AND STACKING THEM. THEN JUM!P!!"

"ONCE IWENT TO THE SUPEARMARKET AND THEREW AS A CLERK THERE AND HE SAYS PAPAR AND PLASTIC AND I SAID TEXT WARAP AND SOHE GET ME TUNAT FISH AND SAID NO I WANTEDA A TEXT RAP!!!!!!11 AND I SHOTO HIM WITH LAASARS"

"USE YUOR POWER OF TELEPEPTELTATHY!"

"FE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AIR CONDITIONING IS MAKE MYT HEAD GO ALL UPSIDEDOWNE!! ADNT ALKING IN REVERSE BECAUSE THE MACHINE REBELELED ANC STOLL MY POOP"

"MAN NAMED FRANK LOVES TO DA TAHT, YUO KNOW"