#Neo's News

[h3llnaut]

A lot of people portray their captain as like a stoic emotionless ass who hates everyone. And that is perfectly fine! But…. I beg to differ….

[lisa-russell]

Bruh. THIS IS FREAKING COOOOOOOOOOL!

Edit: lol this isnt offical ninetndo art, the artist just has a very good close style to it! Yah should follow them they have a lot of good stuff!

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Can yah also kindly reblog or atleast check this out!

[novaluxvi]

For the characters, the colors, the music... Thank you, Splatoon. ❤️

[kassy1011doodles]

Vee wants to show everyone her lil buddy!

[pocoyitos]

Cai, e agora só restou do amor, uma palavra, adeus.

[dr-spectre]

When Side Order came out, i saw a lot of people say "oh man Agent 4 was shafted so badly, they were treated so poorly."

But, you guys are forgetting the other agent that's probably gonna get shafted even harder than them...

It has been nearly 2 years since Splatoon 3 came out and we know NOTHING about Neo Agent 3. Like, literally nothing. No relationship chart, no concept art details aside from a cool as hell cloak which I wish was in the game, (well it was but you could not wear it.) We ain't got nothing on them besides the fact that they earn a living from salvaging scraps with smallfry. I know that they are the player character and all and they are meant to be a blank slate but... Look at Captain and Agent 8...

Maybe they might get something significant in Splatoon 4 but we'll have to wait and see.

Hell, we can't even wear their survival gear in multiplayer battles!!! Why?!?!? LET ME WEAR IT IN MULTIPLAYER NINTENDO! PLEASEEEEE!!!!!!! IT LOOKS SO COOL!!! 

[kosmicprlz]

it starts with 3

[abby-splaty]

CAN I GET A WARGLRLGA ?

Thank you to @heinousactszx for commissioning my new favorite meme drawing!

[gobblinhours]

my prediction for the fanon interpretations of the agents post-side order

[neo-my-geo]

The wacky adventures of Spycrab and Sniwi!

[opal-owl-flight]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO SPLOON3 AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NEO3!!!

(On the phone screen being shown to Neo3 is likely a leaked Grizzco document about how all the eggs had gone missing)

There is no way the platoon wont pull all the stops to make the day happy for their favorite salmon-raised shithead. Doesnt matter that they havent had proper sleep for the last 2 days.More deets below regarding the feat….

For years, things have been simmering below the surface of Grizzco. Upstarts in the ranks, dissatisfied workers, *vengeful* inkfish, salmonid sympathizers who infiltrated the system to find out how to help, much like the platoon.

Crack teams. Strike forces. secret unions.

There isnt a BIG number of them, and none of them really worked together like a well-oiled machine, but they all had the goal of tearing this damn corporation/mafia apart.

For a variety of reasons, really. For poor conditions or pay. For the deaths of their coworkers. To investigate the big runs in hopes of stopping more in the future. To steal the eggs and return them to sea.

The platoon pokes here and there, and does their own share of this backbreaking work. The second everyone got paid... these groups opened the floodgates. Theres a lot of em, grizzco cant get em all. (And the activities cant be tracked back to the platoon, unlike other times like the Cap4 saga.)

Nobody knew they were working alongside the legendary NSS.

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A pal of mine puts it best...

Imagine knowing your partner, sibling, best friend died and finding out it wasn't just them dying defending the places... they died cause some corporate fuck orchestrated the whole series of big runs.

And in the future, these groups catch wind of what the NSS knows. That the big runs were all Grizzco made. This drives most of the shills into a frenzy. Most of all the high-value volunteers who were only there for the grand run but was trapped by the corporation.

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Come a whole 24 hours after the grand run, Grizzco starts panicking.

because only 700 million eggs remained in their stores.

Thats what Neo3 gets for her birthday -- the fact that all the extra eggs were returned to the sea. It rejuvenates her to fight for the future, now that there IS a future to fight for.

More raids continued after, 3 putting her squarely in that leadership position for the NSS's strike force (now including 7 and the crew from the Cap4 arc!)

Eventually, only 500 mil remained. And then grizzco goes on lockdown and....well, lets just say they made some people disappear. None from the platoon's strike force, thankfully. Most were grizzco's own shills, up in the higher ranks. Blamed for the loss of the eggs *and* for not making the number back.

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I wont say tgere werent any casualties on the upstarts, though. Some were caught and are in serious danger from the mafia, though none fell under the jurisdiction of the NSS. The fact is, the NSS wasnt aware of a lot of these cases due to how fractured all the upstarts are. (It allows the movement as a whole to not be immediately shut down after a few get caught, or something. So they say.)

(bonus pic without the caption!)

[niky0408]

Captain would’ve never missed

Ft. @danimanybani ‘s neo agent 3

[memonenes]

they love their plushies very much!

[tullecake]

some silly metal doodles because i looooove them ^^

[clannfearrunt]

random collection of images that are not really related. Rarer Thresher Expressions and Tommy Cursing

[alish-artie]

The agents go to a theme park for a day.