#Near Chaostrophic Car Chase
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Cannot wait for Nightwing 104. So, in the preview the hero of no superpowers is given two hours to be "Super-wing" 💥⚡️ he can fly, has super speed, and Kryptonian strength. Cool 😎 ultimate power up and costume.
🚙🛻🚚🚛🚑🚕🚌 sidenote: what Superwing do in the two hours?
Well, ahem...dude Superwing could spare us the thought of the unfortunate and infamous two hours of the World Wide Privacy Tour by da Duke and (the wanna be) Duchess hazardous near chaotosphic car chadr in NYC this week...ugh. No one's desire of fame nor need for attention is worth a car chase. Plus, their paranoia of paparazzi is truly suspicious.
Please do not do car chases in NYC because you think you are important and all that. Drive responsibly and do not make your taxi (Uber, or what not) driver go do a stupid stunt to circle Manhattan neighborhoods. Automobile accidents are preventable.
#nightwing#Super-wing#Superwing#2 hours of super powers#worldwide privacy tour#Near Chaostrophic Car Chase
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