#Naw Im wilding 😭

[minty-bubblegum]

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[fluffallamaful]

They decide to give Dream back his eggs anyway.

Their comfort tickles worked a little bit, but only a little and only for a bit. Slugs or not, Dream is clearly desperate to reunite with his…children? Whatever they are to him, it’s clear that they’re precious. And so they eventually decide that — the eggs aren’t theirs to dispose of. So someone brings them back, and Dream grabs them and chases off the guard and starts tucking them back in his nest. Nobody can get close anymore: Dream starts growling at anyone who so much approaches the cobblestone bridge, and will attack any who dare to try and cross it into his cell.

But the eggs are still unfertilized, and nothing can be done about that. They were all doomed from the start. They rot, and they die, and Dream still cares for them even as they fester in his nest. But eventually they crumble and turn to ash, and then they’re gone.

For weeks after that, the prisoner is inconsolable. First he wails for days, with these heartbreaking screeches that echo through the halls. But eventually he goes quiet and just…sits. He doesn’t eat, or prowl, or do anything really. He just sits in his nest and watches miserably as the lava bubbles under his cell.

And they can’t leave him like THIS. So they start brainstorming. And that’s how they all find themselves carrying very special gifts across the bridge.

Dream doesn’t even react until the four of them are right by his nest, at which point he weakly hisses a warning but does nothing else. They all watch, and then each one of them slowly set down they bags and carefully pull out each of their offerings, setting them down one at a time.

They’re eggs.

And now Dream looks interested.

They all back away, holding their breath. And for the first time in days the prisoner moves.

He sniffs the eggs. His eyes dart from them to the guards. He’s thinking. And then he sweeps them all up and tucks them into his nest, glaring at the guards as if they’re going to take them away from him. They don’t: they back away with their hands raised in surrender, and even back off across the bridge. Dream watches them go curiously — but then he looks back at his eggs — his brand new cluster of eggs — and doesn’t really care anymore.

YES YES YES SURROGATE EGGS!!!!

NAW HES SO CUTE!! he gets to be reunited with his dud eggs 😭 what an emotional rollercoaster for him poor babbyyyyyy 😭

i’m very excited to see were you’re going with thiiissss~ what’s inside the egggss~ 😍

im going to take this moment to tell an anecdote about my own chickens, because i feel it’s relevant (undercut):

🦙🦙🦙anecdote start …

every couple of years, we’ll get a chicken that goes broody (wants to be a mother) at the perfect moment. it’s not too hot, it’s not too cold, she’s picked her time to start sitting on eggs perfectly 🙌🏼

during the time in which she’s waiting for her babies to hatch, she’ll go through this funny fake-parenthood stage, as though she’s practicing. she’ll share all her food she’s given (to imaginary babies), she’ll randomly deem you as a threat and peck you, she’ll hold out her wings to protect the babies from scary things around her. she just appears batshit insane. but it’s beautiful. her instincts are going wild.

interestingly enough though, we don’t actually have a rooster. so no matter how long my baby-craving hen sits on her eggs for, they just simply won’t hatch. there is no male to fertilise.

but she doesn’t know that, and nor does she care. she’ll lose over a a third of her body weight waiting for her babies to hatch if i’m not careful (you’re supposed to kick them off but i always feel too awful doing that lmao. i just make sure she’s eating and whatnot)

HOWEVER. if the timing is right, and i sense that she’s going to be a dedicated mother. then i will buy her day old babies, and i will swap out her unfertilised eggs with the babies at night while she’s more relaxed.

it’s often a terrifying process. last time i took her her the eggs before giving her the babies and she pecked the fuck out of me. like i had so many bruises lmao she HUrT. but then once i let her be she settled comfortably into motherhood, and is still nurturing her babies 11 weeks later :,) (they’re only like 7 weeks here)

🦙🦙🦙anecdote end…

ahywaayyyyy i’m sure you can see some parallels here 👀😭 with my chicken and soup!dream

[wisebilly]

FUCK. FUCK ....... FAWK!!!!!!!

i put way too much effort into what was meant to be a silly doodle LMFAO

@sugar-flowers it us :D

[wildernessuntothemselves]

YUSSS no worries mort!! naw ive been w you thru the controversial asks and stuff like that so we're still goin strong 🤣🤣 but still i find that you have such interesting takes on topics and i admire that you can stick to your opinions regardless of wtv hate you get yk? (opinions are so limited these days anyway so i love that your blog can discuss taboo things w/o being weird abt it 😎 which is one of the crucial things that makes your blog stand out to me)

ive also interacted w you a ton on anon before school got kinda wild but im always happy to see you answering asks or posting even in the short margin of time between classes haha

but youre a really interesting person and id be more than happy to interact w you more often 😎👍👍

how have you been doing these days?

-ssensitivityy :33

really? oh that's so nice to hear. in the face of all the hate i sometimes get for expressing my opinions it's nice to have someone like you who has been through it with me and is still here today 😭❤️

thank you babe and good luck in your studies. i know it can get super overwhelming so I wish you the best ❤️

i just got back to work too and kinda getting used to the swing of things so i too won't be so available but it's a good thing after months of unemployment lmao

[alltomevibes]

I posted 300 times in 2021

46 posts created (15%)

254 posts reblogged (85%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 5.5 posts.

I added 142 tags in 2021

#alltomevibes - 22 posts

#the big leap - 16 posts

#fanfic - 15 posts

#911 fox - 14 posts

#eddie diaz - 14 posts

#ao3 link - 13 posts

#ao3fic - 13 posts

#911 on fox - 12 posts

#ao3 - 12 posts

#victorious - 11 posts

Longest Tag: 123 characters

#stop acting butthurt cus ur fav looks miserable while zayn is our here living his life with his baby and his other baby pls

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

me: writing and editing that carlos fic so I fan finally post some new chapters

brain: yo, but what if eddie & buck were in a queer-platonic relationship?

me: ...but the UST-

brain: 👁👄👁 they're in a qpr :)

me: ... *opens new word document*

17 notes • Posted 2021-03-15 07:23:22 GMT

#4

my "the big leap" thoughts (SPOILERS):

- paula, my heart, my darling.

- not the cane

- mike is freaking adorable plssss

- oh wow, gabby is absolutely gonna break reggie's heart

- mr.a 🤮

- the way nick pushed that chinese food tho had me goneeee😭 his "oops"? pls sir-

- mike + friends j loveeee it

- I want more mike & paula neowwww

- more reggie in general pls

- naw, but the homecoming ask scene? we stan/love simon

- gabby's dnce hit different, I feel like she's a better choreographer than dancer 100%

- just everybody. even brittany. chick needs serious therapy but like, all the characters on this TV show make me laugh and they're just real.

- mike's eyes in the bar scene. that's jt. they had me hooked.

18 notes • Posted 2021-10-20 00:18:10 GMT

#3

can I just say that I just recently started watching sense8 for the first time and I'm literally only on episode 4 of season 1 but you can bet that I've read through every ao3 fic that makes sense to me canon wise, have written ideas upon ideas for these characters, and have cried for these characters only to find out it got cancelled in season 2. and now there's a book coming out and you can already bet i'm going to buy it because this story has already had me balling my eyes out AND IM NOT EVEN ON THE FIFTH EPISODE OF THE SHOW YET ! anyways, that's all to say my tumblr is, at some point in the future, going to be a sense8 blog.

27 notes • Posted 2021-05-27 22:52:00 GMT

#2

this is so sick - I really didn't hate the episode, I thought athena's storyline was interesting esp. some of the rapist's lines like "ur a cop who happens to be a mother" I wish more people wrote about that because it's so interesting esp. w/ athena's last & her relationships. . and the Michael + Athena dynamic is literally my favorite. and I didn't think Bobby was out of character?? Harry is literally his child + his traumatic backstory with his other children? of course dude wilded the fuck out. I don't know. this episode got a lot of hate (which I understand because of the copganda) but alot of people j wanted to get back to buddie which is annoying. this show is an ensemble and I haven't seen significant Harry & Michael scenes in a long time.

(ALSO HARRY IS REALLY J LIKE ATHENA THAT SCENE WITH HIM AND MICHAEL WITH HIM BEING LIKE "IM FINE" PLS I LOVE YOU BUT NO. DONT DO AN ATHENA, HARRY (AND MICHAEL KNEW IT TOO FKFKKF))

eddie & ana's scene had me in tears - they had more chemistry in those 3 minutes than they're entire relationship and now I want fics where Ana and Eddie stay friends pls. I really feel like they would be bomb buddies. hate on the actress all you want, but I feel like Chris & Ana was amazing. and while I don't hate the fact that the actress is leaving, I do hate the fact that Ana is not going to be mentioned at all after this. I just wanna hear mentions like (buddie-centric since that's all people care about nowadays) Eddie & Buck going on a date and Chris hanging out with Ana for the day or sum like that. and don't even get me started on Maddie & Chimney. That lowkey traumatized me. my heart was literally hurting and then I had to go eat some comfort food because chimney and maddie had my heart breaking. wish maddie didn't go out like that, like other people have been saying, but j do understand why she did it even that doesn't make what she did right. but yeah.

I'm glad the big leap came on afterwards because I needed a reboot and something to laugh at (even tho that episode was wild !!!)

28 notes • Posted 2021-10-05 02:45:57 GMT

#1

anyways, somebody write me a 5+1 fic on outsiders being confused on the dynamics of the Grant-Nash-Hale household PLEASE and thank you :)

38 notes • Posted 2021-11-16 03:25:36 GMT

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