#Naaber

[hehearse]

@akilah12902 thought that it was a missed opportunity to not have Naaber despair over The Dark Urge not having a birthday <3 and thus my life was funded once again <3

[rage-claw]

okay but i do 100% unironically love naaber tho like buddy's out here just trying his hardest. at what? we dont know. but he's trying his hardest

[dirtybg3confessions]

Confession: no asks about naaber ive seen yet. anyway i think he's sweet and i want to peg him till he cries then tell him how good he was after. him and the bad bitch (me) he pulled by being autistic

[wheretheresawyll]

Incredible that I have yet to see even ONE (1) post about my best friend Naaber. My friend Naaber at Carm's Garm. My pal Naaber who gave me a necklace just for talking with him. Look at him. He just figured out multiclassing.

[marshmallow-bg3]

Naaber's epilogue letter. "Powerful agent of suffering".

[thoughts-of-bear]

I beg all of you, talk to Naaber in Carm's Garms for more than one time (but tell him he sucks at being a fighter the first time you meet him).

His attempts at finding a class that suits his adventurous ambitions are literally the funniest thing.

[foxofavernus]

WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN OH MY GOD

[arverthishar-hrravak]

unironically one of my favorite npcs

[maranull]

I love Naaber

wish we could talk to him even more

[vspin]

"W-I-Z-A-R-D"

Still one of my favorites.

[danielnelsen]

MY PISS LIES DORMANT???

[justporo]

Fuck - Marry - Kill: Raphael, Enver Gortash, Naaber (yes, I'm 'serious' ;) )

Naaber, eh? I gotta be honest, I had to google real quick...

Okay, here goes:

Kill Naaber - Because let's face it - that poor little puppy won't survive anyway for long...

Fuck Raphael - He can bed me with some of his poetry lines although I fear it all won't take awfully long. Well, then he can continue reciting me some poetry or something...

Marry Enver Gortash - Because... I can fix him? Otherwise he's just gonna make me worse... And I'm kinda fine with that. He's ambitious though and I really feel like it wouldn't get boring with him! I'm down for just being a criminal power couple!

[silver-horse]

Naaber was totally not annoying the way they advertised. He never showed up again after I talked to him. He was never running after me. maybe it's because I immediately exhausted every conversation with him but then it just doesn't work the way it was intended. Maybe he should run off after each convo and I shouldn't be able to click on him and talk to him immediately again and again. Because this way I had full control over it and it was just 1 long conversation and that's it, not a repeatedly annoying character.

[dirtybg3confessions]

Confession: Naaber definitely rambles and squeals while he's getting fucked from behind he hasn't left my mind for WEEKS

[ratsetflummi]

[blackjackkent]

Update - as I suppose I should have expected, Naaber has more dialogue if we keep clicking on him. Looks like there might be one for him trying out every potential class. XD Featuring Hector being the most patient man in existence, bless his heart.

Starting with barbarian:

"Roar. ROAR! ROAAAAAAAR! Are you scared? Did you wet your pants? Did you? Did you?"

"Not even slightly."

"Appreciate the honesty. *Sigh* Oh well. Back to the Naabing board! ^_^ "

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Bard:

"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to youuuuu! HAPPY BIIIIIIRTHDAY DEAR...."

...

...

"...Hector Carlisle."

"HAAAAAAAPPY BIIIIIIIRTHDAY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUU. What do you think, am I a good bard?"

"All the bards I've met play an instrument."

"Oh. I don't have one of those. Balls. Back to the Naabing board, then..."

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Cleric:

"Bless us with your gentle - no, holy - spirit - no, soul - no, spirit... your powers - your divine powers... bother."

[CLERIC] "Are you trying to... pray?"

"You're very good at this! Perhaps you can teach me. I'm trying to pray. Am I doing it right?"

[CLERIC] "It's more like... By your sacrament ever be praised. Oh holy, most wise, eternal god..."

"Wooooooooow! That was awesome! I bet it even works when you do it!"

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Druid:

"*Sniff sniff*"

"What are you sniffing?"

"Oh, you didn't get it? I'm pretending to be a dog. Everyone likes dogs! ^_^ "

"...Carry on, then."

"*BARK! BARK!*"

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Wizard:

"Behold, mundane meddler! You step in the domain of a master speller. For I am to be a most mighty WIZARD!"

"What's your favorite spell?"

"Wizard! W-I-Z-A-R-D! Wizard!"

"...No, spell. As in magic spell. The thing wizards cast."

"Wait. There's another step after that? Rats..."

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Warlock:

"Know any fiendish philanthropists? Fickle fae financiers? Eldritch employers? I want to make a pact!"

"Are you sure you're ready to be a warlock? To sell your soul for eternity?"

"My SOUL? I have to give up my SOUL to become a warlock????"

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Monk:

"Ommmmmmmmmmmm. Ammmmmmmmmmmm. Ummmmmmmmmmm...."

[MONK] Join in.

"Oh, HI! I didn't see you there! I was deep in meditation, see. Isn't peace and quiet just the best? I've decided to be a monk! [pause, inhale, VERY LOUDLY] I'M GOING TO BE THE BEST MONK THERE EVER WAS!"

"Go back to being silent, then."

Narrator: Naaber seals his lips, but you feel the pressure of words behind them. The poor thing is straining fit to burst.

"Aaaaaaaaargh! Ican'tdoitihavetoomuchtosay! You were right. I can't be a monk. I just want to TALK! Talking's great, see? You can say words, make friends, tell everyone everything you're thinking and feeling..."

Narrator: As he empties himself of his latest slew of thoughts, you take the opportunity to slip away.

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Rogue:

"BOO! Bet you didn't even see me coming. I'm a shadow. A mastery of sneakery. A ROGUE!"

"No, you're not. I see you. You're right there."

"Oh, thank goodness! I was worried I was getting too good at it and nobody would ever see me again! Hello! Hi!"

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Ranger:

"If not a rogue, then a ranger! I'm great at chasing things down!"

"I hope you're looking forward to those long, lonely months on the trail."

"Godsdammit, why are so many adventurer jobs so lonely?! I thought you were supposed to have parties!"

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Sorcerer:

"Perhaps the answer was deep within me all along! An ancient spark of arcana! Yes, I was born to be a sorcerer! I can feel it!"

"Cool, can you do any magic?"

"Let me focus... I can feel the power deep within me... It's coming up! It's coming up! *BURP* Oops. Just indigestion. Haha."

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Paladin:

"My liege! I swear to you an undying oath of absolute devotion. I am but your humble paladin."

"I don't accept."

"Really? But... I'm ready to do anything!"

(At this point these were the three available options - Hector has finally run out of patience:

)

"Please just go away."

"But you're the one who keeps talking to me! I- I don't want to-- all right. An oath's an oath, I suppose."

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Final conversation:

"These roles sure are restrictive, aren't they? Maybe the adventuring life's just not for me. I really like talking to you! There's not a lot of people that want to talk to me, so I brought you a present. Here."

He hands Hector an "Absolute Confidence Amulet," which grants +1 Performance and -1 Intimidation.

"Now, what are we going to talk about if not about the adventuring life? Wait. Wait! What if I *mix* the classes - Oh, Naaber, you GENIUS!"

And he books it out the door and out of sight.

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They all watch him run out, and Karlach lets out a soft giggle. "Hec, how the hells did you keep a straight face through all that?"

"He even tried to help him," Jaheira says with some amusement. "In my earlier travels, when we would meet such a man on the road, we would make tracks for the horizon at highest speed."

Hector chuckles. "You forget I have spent much of my life guiding the youth of the world to a better path - those who came to a life at the monastery, at least. And some of them were far more headstrong and far less sensible than that lad." A pause. "Although, I will admit -- not many."