#NYRR

[branddmc]

Post-NYRR 5K Run For Thanks!

Happy Thanksgiving!

[ocrkings]

New York City Marathon 2024

[alovecraft]

Jamie found a book. Awesome.

It is…wall crabs in space.

Like hyperventilating detail and sentience and humans are dumb but now there’s super smart wall crabs in space with their own religion and tools and omfg.

I have repeatedly asked Jamie to stop talking about it.

He has excitedly told me that he has finished “sentient (wall crabs) surprise!smut in space” book and has now started the sequel.

I’m happy for him. I’m glad he’s found a book intriguing enough to finish it and continue into the sequel.

But for fucks sake I wish he’d stop telling me about it.

[shirtlessrunner]

it’s a #miracle i get to #run and #pace this #race! #fastsunday #medalmonday #nyrr #unitednychalf #nychalf #nyc #halfmarathon #pacer (at Manhattan New York Temple) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqDe4rnuo1Y/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[quindea]

Here we go getting ready for the big day this Sunday and so excited to run my first United NYC Half Marathon #unitednychalf #nyrr #nycrunning #proud #excited #ready #🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ #😎😎 #💪💪💪 (at Manhattan, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp2xA8XOA8g/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bobafont]

It’s been 3 years. It’s been too long. It’s sink or swim at this point. Hip is as good as it’s going to get so F it. #bronxbeerrunners #nyrr #godlikebeard #oakley #adidas (at Washington Heights) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpaOgPKu_VX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[djotaku]

End of Year Review: Running 2021 and 2022

I look back at running over the past 2 years in the first of my end of the year posts

Since I didn’t cover running last year, I’m going to cover both years in this post. 2021 If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you know that I caught the running bug during the Red Hat Summit in 2019. My original goal was to do an official race that would allow me to qualify for a good spot at a Run Disney race. Then COVID-19 hit and killed in-person racing. At the Red Corral/Gate at the…

[angusnazca]

感激🙏 @sammysokolor @tkw910 @newbalance #TCSNYCVirtualMarathon2022 #頑張 #頑張跑會 #RunForYourLife #26Miles #42km #NYRR #紐約虛擬馬拉松 https://www.instagram.com/p/CljdrT9vdm0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[uurynn]

i have Anti brainrot right now

[sunofpandora]

Nyrr you’ve literally made me so happy with these human!Lo’ak Headcanons I’m afraid I don’t have enough words to describe how😭

Everything you’ve made him do or say is just such a Lo’ak thing, especially the weird snack flavor combos that’s such a Lo’ak coded trait ‼️💕💕

〴 📘 — AU!𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣!𝙇𝙤’𝙖𝙠 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨

𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚜 : @jioohyo @bambithewriter @rivatar @sunofpandora @xylianasblog @ikeyniofthetayrangi @plantgirliewholovespandora @jakesullyfatjuicypeen @pandoranbean @literallynpbody

𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚋𝚢 : @cafekitsune !!!

Subject that human!Lo’ak doesn’t like ?

MATH. ANY type – algebra, geometry, calculus, precalculus – human!Lo’ak might be shit at it

Or rather, people THINK he’s not very good at it — geometry, algebra, calculus, precalculus, anything math related — and he even believes that he is not good at it because he just lets others’ opinions get to him

It isn’t precisely that he doesn’t like the subject - it just has too many numbers, strategies, and – letters???

I’m sure he’s the type to think once he sees letters involved in an equation that he will be very, very dubious and not at all try to solve it.

“Why can’t you just let numbers have their own category and leave the fucking alphabet out of it bro-”

HOWEVER, if he does try, he comprehend and is actually very good at it.

Very smart, just people think him to not be “Neteyam smart” that it pisses him off, drains him, then he doesn’t give a shit in trying anymore

Leave the poor guy alone though, he tries his best and is VERY INTELLIGENT.

… I see Lo’ak being into video games — try tearing the guy away from a game console.

Human!Lo’ak is that guy during gaming nights—loud, animated, and absolutely relentless. He’ll trash-talk like there’s no tomorrow, but he’s the first to cheer everyone up if they lose.

From COD to Minecraft and Fortnite and NBA2k24 and Roblox and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

it is freaking WAR when the entire family plays Mario Kart.

Just imagine that. Paint the picture, folks.

Don’t want to? Fine, I’ll more than gladly paint it.

I think while Neytiri thinks and finds video games to be stupid, she overhears Lo’ak saying she just sucks and is scared to lose.

It may be war with the entire family playing, but it is scorching HELL when she’s playing only against him.

Even Jake sheds a sweat, and he’s already out of the round.

Kiri, who didn’t really want to play to begin with, actually perks up a bit while sitting on the sofa, even cheering and siding with her mom

Tuk would be that one person who doesn’t know who to cheer for so she’s cheering for them all —

Best believe momma Neytiri is gonna beat the shit out that game though.

And a rolling on the floor while sobbing Lo’ak too after savoring her victory.

Jake is so proud to call her his wife akakkssklksls

Oh, and COD, call of duty, is definitely his father-son bonding time with Jake. They’re a badass duo when playing a match— it’s like the one of the rare times that they’re on the same page and Jake’s giving him compliments back to back—

Prides himself with all them compliments, even rubs it in Neteyam’s face who would just smirk and roll his eyes but let his little brother have his enjoyment

Human!Lo’ak probably teaches Tuk how to play video games —

While he’s doing his own thing she probably goes into his room and plays on his computer or X-box.

Tuk will definitely get him to play other games like Stumble Guys or download apps on his phone that he pretends not to like but secretly plays them on his own.

tuk : “hey how did I get 1st on the leaderboard??”

She’s not complaining tho —

Also, plays Roblox a LOT with Tuk, Kiri, and if Neteyam is not busy with his own thing, even him.

Group chat between the Sullys, Spider, Ao’nung, Tsireya, and Rotxo.

When they all play roblox, it gets wild.

Human!Lo’ak definitely gets banned for a week from the dumb shit he be saying with Ao’nung — even sometimes Neteyam.

“Mom, you’ll never believe why Lo’ak got banned from [👠HEELS baddies]”

“Kiri, shut up! — ”

One time invited Tsireya to play rainbow friends with Tuk

Tsireya would be sobbing as to why her crush / boyfriend and his little sister play such things —

Human!Lo’ak is intelligent— VERY intelligent but like … chooses not to use that intelligence quite often and wounds up in trouble?

Definitely let’s intrusive thoughts take over.

He’s washing the dishes, holds a spoon, stares at it for awhile before putting it under the water when already knowing it’s gonna create a whole frigging waterfall.

Human!Lo’ak is very goofy — this very natural charm that’s almost so ridiculous?

But, human!Lo’ak has the best sense of humor, naturally funny — can make one laugh with anything.

If he heard someone try to crack a joke that’s not exactly funny, he pats them in the back and just gives them a small smile and laugh. “Bro— you tried.”

Acknowledges the joke though, because he know how it feels to be in awkward situations and how it feels to go by ignored.

And if he heard someone make a joke that makes someone uncomfortable or is just something mean and stupid, he looks at them with a ‘wtf’ stare, or looks at them as if they’re high and tells them to shut up.

Definitely had an Xxxtencion phase, a Captain Underpants phase, a Dog Man phase, and a Rocket Raccoon phase.

Human!Lo’ak tries and pretty much is caught up with the latest rap music — he vibes to it.

Give this guy some Afrobeats — he thinks he’s the shit

Human!Lo’ak would be randomly bursting to song in Neteyam’s perplexed face or Kiri’s annoyed face while Tuk sings along with him and makes the identical face Lo’ak makes.

I’m certain human!Lo’ak discreetly listens to K-Pop.

Kiri and Tsireya — even Rotxo gets him into it.

“What’re you guys even listening to? This is so lame.”

Meanwhile, his AirPod is blasting ‘Cherry bomb’ by NCT 127 —

Oh my gosh, Kiri would be listening to “House of Cards (Full Length Edition)” in her room and Lo’ak could come in to ask her some random ass shit while the main part of the song is playing, and he could be getting into some body rolls to go along with the song’s rhythm.

Meanwhile, Kiri’s just sobbing in the corner because of the meaning behind the song — (iykyk)

Very much The Neighbourhood and Chase Atlantic coded.

Even Bryson Tiller — he can vibe to SZA too.

Definitely yells the lyrics to her SOS album — especially Open Arms to Tsireya as he holds her face in hands, singing Travis Scott’s part to her.

Meanwhile poor cutie is just confused but is allowing him to express himself in however way he needs to, lmao

Sprinkles of Bruno Mars and Coldplay. Ali Gatie, Arctic Monkeys and MANESKIN too in his taste of music ( just my opinion —)

Human!Lo’ak loves snacks and always seems to have a stash of chips, candy, or homemade treats. He’s also the one who combines weird flavors (“Trust me, it’s good!”) and gets surprisingly defensive about his food experiments.

I also feel he can be one of those guys that can eat 5 cheese burgers, yet also remains shockingly toned and fit?

While going to the gym is somewhat a priority for him, he might skip leg day here and there. ( regrets it tho, Kiri could make fun of his skinny legs. Even Neytiri tries to feed him more.)

Human!Lo’ak enjoys adventure. Growing up close to the land (thanks to Jake and Neytiri’s influence), he has a deep respect for the outdoors.

I think while he enjoys his video games and playing sports ( see him doing basketball and baseball. Would even try soccer ) he likes departing from that for a bit and wants to go exploring.

Wether it be around the neighborhood, a random Walmart, the park, forest, hiking

He has a hobby for photography has a secondhand camera that he takes everywhere, snapping candid photos of his adventures, friends, and the moments that matter to him.

His photos are raw and authentic, capturing life in a way that reflects his love for the untamed.

He’s the type to go to the park and walk with siblings ( spider included ), friends, and while you’re down the path you’re supposed to be following, and if there’s a deep forest to the side he’d definitely be the one to suggest — more so already be doing — to go down there and check out if there’s anything interesting.

He hears a branch break? He’d either be, “nope, why’d you make me do this” or, he’d hold it together and tease the others if their scared when he’s the one secretly crapping himself —

Sensitive.

Human!Lo’ak is definitely sensitive, but chooses to mask the hurt with something harsh or very, very teasing when it’s actually a jab of an insult.

Human!Lo’ak has a loud laugh and loves making others smile with his antics, but he sometimes uses humor as a shield for his insecurities.

He hides the fact that he feels like he doesn’t quite fit in anywhere.

Human!Lo’ak might cry when he’s angry or very frustrated. The browns of his eyes become more clear and their shape more prominent — he looks so much like Neytiri when this occurs.

When human!Lo’ak is alone and he trips over air, he definitely laughs to himself and gives himself a face smack.

Human!Lo’ak’s room is a chaotic blend of random posters, discarded clothes, and half-finished DIY projects. Despite the mess, there’s an undeniable charm to it—it feels alive and uniquely his.

Eats cereal out of the box and drinks milk out of carton — Neytiri smacks him for it while getting Jake to scold him ( even though it’s Jake that taught him how to do that when he was little and ever since has always done it —)

Human!Lo’ak wears the necklaces Tuk makes for him — pretending he doesn’t like them and makes the excuse that they don’t go with his fit, but, he still wears it because why would he not?

At some point him along with the rest of his siblings, including his parents, have matching jewelry because of Tuk

Human!Lo’ak has a phase where he wears Kiri’s old magnetic earrings before she got her ears pierced because he was too scared to get his own pierced.

Eventually he goes and gets them pierced with Kiri who’s getting, like her fourth piercing on her ears —

Human!Lo’ak messes with Kiri just for fun, but he likes hanging out with her — won’t admit it to her of course , but if anyone else bothers her, he’ll beat their behind — no matter if they’re 10 times bigger than him.

Definitely gets introduced to customizing his shit because of Kiri.

From his sneakers to his backpack, Lo’ak loves personalizing his belongings with graffiti-style art, stickers, or patches. Everything he owns reflects his bold and creative personality.

Human!Lo’ak sings at least one of Taylor Swift or Britney Spears’ songs very randomly — or if he hears Tuk singing a Disney song, he’d get into character and dramatically sing along — even if he hears Kiri softly singing to herself, he’d do the same too.

Gets into character, gets a little sassy and does these hand waves.

( kiri definitely records Lo’ak without him noticing and later on sends it to the gc they have with their other friends)

Oh my gosh I’m sure him and Spider had the idea to start a band and join the army, including Neteyam when they were between 7–10

Neytiri, despite thinking Spider might be some kind of bad influence on her kids, allows this — she even records them ‘performing’ when they’re just really banging shit and singing God knows what —

They look so goofy when they try playing soldiers, they’re wearing Jake’s and Quaritch’s old clothes that’s too big for them, but it’s adorable

Human!Lo’ak looks very happy, jumping over Neteyam’s back as his big brother smiles largely and freely, while Spider’s head is hooked beneath Neteyam’s arm with a two-front teeth gone smile, and Kiri’s in the back using the camouflage gear as a way to blend and connect with nature —

Human!Lo’ak is not used to physical touch.

He somewhat shrinks away from it, unless it is from someone he is 100 percent comfortable with.

Physical touch is not a major thing I think is included in his family. Unless it’s something grand.

HOWEVER, I do think when it’s an s/o, he’d like the idea of them being around.

Not entirely PDA, but he would have their arms ‘accidentally’ bump into one another while walking side by side, or s/o catches on, and just lets their arms touch at all times.

100 percent a hopeless romantic.

Human!Lo’ak has a soft spot for love stories, even if he’d never admit it.

He’s the type to scribble cheesy lines in his notebooks and go all-out for someone he cares about, like creating a mixtape or planning a starlit picnic.

Human!Lo’ak was definitely dropped by Jake as a child, so many fucking times to the point where Neytiri did not allow Jake to grab him.

Neytiri dropped him once too though— that was Lo’ak’s fault for squirming too much though, Jake never let her hear the end of it whenever Tuk was born and she was hesitant to let him hold her.

Human!Lo’ak fell off the bed a lot during his nap times as a toddler

Definitely almost accidentally always bangs his head against something 😭

At this point, do not be surprised if he’s in the state of memory loss

Human!Lo’ak definitely let’s put a random screech of anger after doing something that’s so frustrating for a long time

Human!Lo’ak is a magnet to stray animals — they’re practically drawn to his energy.

He’s the type to bring home stray dogs or befriend the random raccoon that keeps raiding the trash.

His family often rolls their eyes, but most definitely find the whole thing amusing.

Tuk goes to school and flexes that her brother is King of Animals —

Neytiri ensures her kids remain connected to their heritage, and human!Lo’ak appreciates it more than he lets on.

He wears small tokens or bracelets that symbolize his culture and finds solace in its traditions, even when he feels out of place.

Human!Lo’ak dreams big, even if he doesn’t know how.

Lo’ak often talks about grand ideas—traveling the world, building a better future, or making a name for himself.

He doesn’t always have a plan, but his enthusiasm is infectious.

[paulsbettanys]

jennifer.connelly: Thanks to everyone who made this such an amazing day — the new friends I made before the race, the incredible crowd that supported us all the way, the volunteers and organizers who made it possible, and my family - the best cheer squad ever. Congrats to all the runners, and special shout out to everyone who donated to @fredsteammskcc. I love NY !!!!!🗽 @nycmarathon @nyrr

paulbettany: Congratulations to my extraordinary Spartan wife! She realised her dream and raised a ton of money for cancer research. Thanks also to lovely family and friends who came out to cheer her on.  #fredsteam #memorialsloanekettering #nycmarathon

[robustcornhusk]

so the fun thing about running really well in the race is that i get discounted entry to it next year, possibly into some other races too if i want to:

race has "subseed" and "elite" entry, discounted and free entry respectively. the idea is that a race is more attractive to most people if the runners up front are Real Fast; schelling point stuff.

this year's first place runner at the half ran like 1:10:00! that's fucking fast! that's ≅15:15 5k!

the cheap local 5k that happens monthly does not get sub-16 5k runners. one time i came in 2nd place with about 19:00.

admittedly i think some months the high school teams use it as a practice race, and those months it's more competitive.

this is to say: hell yeah the big race with the fast people up front? that's exciting!

so, the funny thing is that my ego is going to dictate how much of a discount i'm going to get

the men's subseed cutoff is 1:28, elite 1:18. the NB subseed cutoff is 1:40 and elite cutoff is 1:28.

i understand why the NB one is so far back. it's a combination of a couple of reasons: getting people who are as close as possible to human potential VS for many reasons people in that category are disproportionately unlikely to have had a lot of training VS encouraging that development VS there's only a handful of people in the category anyway.

oh let's look at numbers

20/1658 men qualified for elite, 87/1658 for subseed (overlapping) from the race itself: 1%, 5%

9/1058 women qualified for elite, 44/1058 for subseed, in the race itself: <1%, 4%

1/23 nb qualified for elite, 3/23 NB qualified for subseed in the race: small sample bullshit

weird; i though that more women than men run races in the US... but looking into it, i'm wrong. american marathons generally have more women in them than most non-american marathons, and big firstcomefirstserve + lottery races have more women than time-qualifying races, and the proportion of women is higher in younger age groups than older, probably due to generational differences + responsibilities + other reasons

anyway. the real answer for 'why is nb easier than m' is probably 'it doesn't fucking matter if we let 1 in for elite entry instead of subseed'

but i'm maaaaaad!!!! i should have to work for it!!! <- you clown, you DID work for it

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i kinda like how NYRR handles it

Qualifying Time Standards The gender category that your results are posted under for the qualifying race will determine the gender category standards you must meet to earn a guaranteed entry. For Non-NYRR races, the policy remains that if you were unable to register as a Non-Binary athlete for your qualifying race, you may apply for a Non-NYRR Time Qualifier entry as Non-Binary and must meet the Non-Binary standards. If you change your gender category in your NYRR profile after your qualifying results are posted, you must meet both the standards of the gender category you have switched your profile to, as well as the standards of the gender category your results are posted under.

'we understand that not all races have an NB category & we'll deal with that. don't fucking try to game it.'

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idk how the qualifying times should be done. nb being a grab-bag category is awkward as hell. it grates that it's the same times as the women's category.

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if you come here to tell me ":) men and women should compete against each other directly :) men and women broadly have the same endurance and strength :) if a woman works as hard as a man, she'll be as strong :)" like that one fucking post talking about how good a certain swimmer is... i will be pissed!

sifan hassan did not run her ass off this summer, the most impressive olympic showing in 70+ years, for some fucking asshole to come in and say ":) well, she would've run as fast as the men if she had just worked harder :)"

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it'd be neat to have free entry though; maybe my pride is worth 100 dollars

[ocrkings]

NYC Marathon Bib Pickup #nycmarathon #marathon

[alovecraft]

Dear Fanatics (brand):

Would it fucking kill you to put a gods damned paper invoice in the boxes you ship?! I’m fucking tired of having to scan Every Fucking Size in Every Gods Damned Box you send me.

Fuck you, make it easier for me. Especially when we get 20+ boxes of sports merchandise at once.

[shirtlessrunner]

#kudos and #thanks to these great @nyrr coaches who do so much to make #nyrr events and #races such great experiences for all the #runners and #volunteers! give them some 👏 in the comments #nyc #running #coach #runningcommunity #nycmarathon #tcsnycmarathon #unitednychalf #paceteam #pacers #nyrrvols (at Center415) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqCP5-Dt4Jq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[quindea]

Last long run before the big day I’m so excited to run my first #UnitedNYCHalf I’m not pressing myself I just want to enjoy it and get thru the finish line 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💪💪 Let’s do this folks 😎😎 Wishing all the best to all who’re running the #UnitedNYCHalf and see you at the finish line 💪💪 #unitednychalf #running #excited #nyc #nyrr #😎😎 #💪💪💪 #🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ (at Flushing Meadows - Corona Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpsXp9UO6Ix/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=