#NOW you realize what we lost?? sure everyone's too busy talking about 77 and 20 and how much $$ 71 is worth lmao

[snapbackslide]

you know, it kind of bothers me that this is what it took for everyone to start talking about how well his line has been doing.

i've been talking about the 51-71-40 line all year, and i'm glad people are finally starting to realize just how good they are, but gosh. this sucks.

and i understand why people are bringing up johnny, obviously we all flashed back to that, but according to the details they released it definitely was not as serious, so i wish it would stop being compared. if only for my own sanity...

the fact emil walked away from the incident, and apparently didn't feel the effects until today, makes me think it really isn't worth worrying about. which is so, so relieving, for me.

[themind-on-paper]

Prompt List

Hi Love’s,

So I got a prompt list.... This prompt list is not all mine. It just a few prompts I saw and liked. Credit to the people who came up with them.

How does it work? Send me a number and a person name and to make sure I got it right the fandom name.

Have fun and send me so much as you want …

Send me one

PROMPT LIST

1.“How long have you been standing there?”

2. “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”

3. “Quit it or I’ll bite you.”

4. “That’s starting to get annoying.”

5. “You’re Satan.”

6. “You can’t kick me out! This is my bed!” No longer taking request

7. I’ll kick his ass if you want me to.”

8. “You can’t sit there all day.”

9. “I’m too sober for this.”

10. “Forget it. You suck.”

11. “What’s the matter, sweetie?”

12. “You tried to kill me!”

13. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion?”

14. “I’m not here to make friends.”

15. “Take. It. Off.’

16. “I need a place to stay.”

17. “Congrats, you’ve now graduated to a Grade A dick.”

18. “Hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.” No longer taking request

19. “Well now, that’s too tragic isn’t?”

20. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

21. “Did you enjoy yourself last night?”

22. “I can’t explain it right now, but I need you to trust me on this.”

23. “I can’t breathe in this dress, can we please hurry up.”

24. “Oh my God, you’re in love with him/her!”

25. “I’ve never felt this way before… and to be honest, it scares the living shit out of me.”

26. “Are you really taking his/her side against mine?”

27. “For some odd reason, I’m attracted to you.”

28. “Don’t fucking touch me!”

29. “You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with her.”

30. “I’m not losing you again.”

31. Why do you keep pushing me away?”

32. “Wait a second, are you jealous?”

33. “I hate you because you make me feel like I’m not good enough. I am good enough!”

34. “Come and make me.” No longer taking request

35. “Well, you’re coming home with me… whether you like it or not.”

36. “This is by far the most stupid plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’ll help!”

37. “Am I supposed to be scared of you?”

38. “Oh, fuck off.”

39. “I’d rather die, than do that/kiss you.”

40. “I’m done! You can fix it!”

41. “You better watch yourself.”

42. “I wasn’t good kid. Don’t you dare use me as an example.”

43. “Are you scared, yet?”

44. “You’re still mad.”

45. “You look pretty hot in my shirt.” No Longer taking request

46. “Stop talking.”

47. “I may be smaller than you but that still doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass.”

48. “Oh, and by the way, you got a cute butt.”  No longer taking request

49. “Don’t be an asshole. Asshole.”

50. “I let you win,”

51. “Are you sure that’s a decision you want to make?”

52. “Look at us, all we do is beat each other down.”

53. “Tell me you need me.”

54. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I go to kick your ass!”

55. “Go then, leave. See if I care!”

56. “Whatever you do, please don’t leave me.”

57. “I waited and waited, but you never came back. That’s why I hate you.”

58. “Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here. If you were to get hurt or worse, I’d never forgive myself, so please.”

59. “Have you lost your damn mind?”

60. “You can’t protect me!”

61. “Remember when I said I’d do anything for you? I still would. I always will. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to sit back and watch you destroy yourself: because I love you!”

62. “When it comes to you, you’re my weakness. My heart starts to pound when I’m around you, my palms get sweaty from nerves, I can hardly breathe, and my mind races.”

63. “Its because I love you that I’ll go through that all over again.”

64. “Think of how dull your life would be without me. Pretty sad huh?”

65. “Word of advice: you can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.”

66. “What do you do if you would’ve never met me?”

67. “Please don’t get up, I just want to cuddle.”

68. “You’re cute when you’re sleepy.”

69. “That might just be that least romantic thing you’ve ever said to me.”

70. “Did you just hiss at me?”

71.”Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

72. “Oh honey that’s the thing, I’d never be jealous of you.”

73. “I prefer blondes.”

74. “I can’t quit you, no matter how hard I try.”

75. “I thought you were dead!”

76.”I thought it was going to a you and me night, not a you, me, and him/her.”

77. “Don’t apologize if you don’t mean it.”

78. “Let’s get out of here.”

79. “I’m going to regret this.”

80. “Is there a special reason as to why you are wearing my shirt?”

81. “Stay awake, please.”

82. “I’m not surprised that you murdered him.”

83. “Not everyone is out to get you!”

84. “This is my problem. I can sort it out myself and I don’t need you sticking your nose into my damn business.”

85. “Who gave you the black eye?”

86. “Why are you up so early?”

87. I’m not lying when I say I love you.”

88. “I haven’t given up because I love you.”

89. “How could I ever forget about you?”

90. Did they hurt you?”

91. Am I scaring you?”

92. You did not just wake me up at 3am because you’re ‘in the mood’.”

93. “But who’s going to love you like me?”

94. “Wanna try that again sweetheart?”

95. “Do you think we’ll ever be safe?”

96. “Are we living or just existing?”

97. “You drive me crazy!”

98. “Don’t come near me or I swear I’ll kill you.”

99. “Do you wish things happened differently?”

100. “My last request is that you make me up a future, not a past I’ve already lived.”

Send me one

[unicornofdanger]

Crime Shows Prompt List

So this is a prompt list for shows like Blue Bloods, Criminal Minds, Law and Order: SVU, Bones, Chicago P.D, and NCIS.  If you have any questions at all on characters or prompts, anything like that, don’t be afraid to ask. All of these prompts are ones that I know that I will have fun writing. Some of them are a little weird but I went over them and thought there needed to be some fun, sad, and angry prompts. Not all of these are mine.

1. “Is that blood?” “No?” “That’s not a question you’re suppose to answer with another question.”

2. “I just googled what chickens look like without feathers and I am severely uncomfortable.”

3. “Oh no.” “What is it? What happened? Who died?” “I think I just felt an emotion.” “You have got to be kidding me.”

4. “Don’t mind me, I’ll just be in the corner, having another existential crisis.”

5. “Are you even listening?” “Yes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid all at once.”

6. “How drunk were you last night?” “Well, I still have my pants on, so not that drunk?” “Those aren’t your pants.”

7. “What’s our exit strategy?” “Our what?” “Oh my God, we’re all going to die!”

8. “I’m not a thief. I’m just really good at acquiring thing that aren’t mine.”

9. “You’re not as evil as people think you are.” “No. I’m much worse.”

10. “What’s the word for that infestation of tiny creature over there?” “Those are children. That’s a school.”

11. “Well, this is a nice change of scenery.” “It’s a prison cell.” “I was being sarcastic.”

12. “Oh you think I’m cute when I’m angry? Well, get ready because I’m about to be gorgeous!”

13. “This plan of your is going to get us all killed. Of course I’m in.”

14. “I’d rather be pecked to death by a flock of hummingbirds.”

15. “If someone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot ‘em.” “Shoot ‘em?” “Politely.”

16. “Thank you.” “For what?” “Not being a product of my psychosis.”

17. “...Just to be sure we’re all on the page.” “Page? We’re not even in the same library!”

18. “Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it.”

19. “I have NEVER been so insulted!” “You don’t listen much, do you?”

20. “It’s blood, not nuclear waste. Chill out.”

21. “Lord give me patience or an untraceable handgun.”

22. “I love you from the bottom of my heart, but I don’t trust your cooking. Stay out of my kitchen.”

23. “How’s the meeting?” “I want to stab everyone.” “Don’t get blood on your dress. We have dinner reservations at seven.” “Love you for enabling me.” “Love you too.”

24. “You look...” “Beautiful, I know. Can we move on?”

25. “You don’t get to pin this break in on me.” “But you were the one who BROKE IN!”

26. “If I go through with this, I die. If I don’t go through with this, we all die.”

27. “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”

28. “What the hell kind of noise was that?” “I sneezed.” “That was NOT a sneeze.”

29. “You forgot me.” “It was an accident.”

30. “Never trust a survivor until you find out what they did to stay alive.”

31. “Literally everything about this is illegal.”

32. “I’d take a bullet for you, you know that.”

33. “They say I’m a traitor. Maybe I am. All I know is that I did what I had to do.”

34. “We have five people trying to kill us right now, what are we supposed to do?” “Actually, it’s more like eight.” “Oh, sorry I wasn’t specific enough.”

35. “I accept dollars, euros, sterling silver, broken hearts, and secrets.”

36. “I don’t go looking for trouble, but enjoy befriending it.”

37. “Come here.” “Why?” “Just come here.” “No, you’re gonna hit me.”

38. “What happened last night?” “Shall I start with the keg stand or when you tried to start a fight with a guy in a leprechaun costume?” “Oh God, neither.” “Suck it up, because that’s not an option.”

39. “I saved your life!” You pushed me off a building!”

40. “You gotta stop doing that.” “What?” “Saying things that make me wanna kiss you.”

41. “Why do you keep risking your life? To prove a point?” “Yes.”

42. “You sounded  like you thought you were being stabbed in the back, them realized it was just a plastic fork.” “I was jumpy, we almost died!”

43. “Take my hand.” “Why?” “I’m trying to ask you to marry me, so take my damn hand.”

44. “I’m fine.” “You don’t look fine.” “Then stop looking.”

45. “Sometimes memories are the worst form of torture.”

46. “So... I just realized... that I’ve been shot.”

47. “You think I don’t know you. I used to be just like you. Played the game just like you. Hurt people just like you. So don’t think you can play games with me.”

48. “I’m a piece of shit.” “Y/N, you are a hard-drinking, short-fused, mess of a woman, but you are not a piece of shit.”

49. “Your business is my business when I have to listen to it.”

50. “I just don’t want to make this their problem. They are good people and have done nothing wrong. They don’t deserve the pain this will bring.”

51. “I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I’m pretty good at knowing when someone is lying to me.”

52. “I can’t let you do this.”

53. “I really don’t me to bother you, but can I stay the night?”

54. “Please don’t give up on this, on us.”

55. “It’s not that I don’t feel the same, it’s that you deserve more than me. You could find someone much, much better.”

56. “I don’t need anything else, just hold me for a little.”

57. “Talk to me, please.”

58. “If you’re not even going to try and help yourself at least let me try.”

59. “You were missing for over sixteen hours, how the hell do you want me to react?”

60. “Can’t I have one good thing in my life?”

61. “For a moment there I thought I lost and it killed me a little.”

62. “You don’t get to take cheap shots at me because you’re hurting.”

63. “This is as brave as I know how to be.”

64. “You will not insult my memory, there will be no revenge. I will die and no one else will suffer.”

65. “I’ll make two cups.”

66. “The minute I stop believing things will get better is the minute I know they won’t.”

67. “I’ve had a lot on my mind lately, and I’m sorry but I think I’m going to need some space for a while.”

68. “I’m going out for a while.” “How long is a while?” “I don’t know.”

69. “Was it something I did?’

70. “Where did you learn to do this?”

71. “I’ve got you’re back.”

72. “I’m sorry, sir. But there’s been a shooting.”

73. “She didn’t make it.”

74. “She’s dead! She’s dead and she’s never coming back!”

75.  “If you wanna hurt them, the way you’re hurting. Shoot me, I’m your eye for an eye.”

76. “I didn’t do it. Oh, wait, THAT... yes I did do THAT.”

77. “I am not above slashing my own tires to avoid going to this family brunch.”

78. “Do it. It’s what we’ve both been waiting for, isn’t it? So go on. Pull the trigger.”

79. “You’re playing my game now.”

80. “Everyone here had at least some blood on their hands.”

81. “Why’d you do it? Can you at least tell me that? Why you killed him?” “Because I could.”

82. “Why are you such an ass?” “Everyone has to excel at something, right?”

83. “Well, aren’t you a little ray of pitch black.”

84. “Don’t give me attitude, darling. I have one of my own.”

85. “Here hold my dignity... I’ve got some sketchy shit to do.”

86. “Your existence gives me a headache, go stand over there.”

87. “Look, I don’t think you understand- we open those doors, we let them in.”

88. “Sometimes, we have to do bad things to get good results. When that happens, people often forget all the good you did.”

89. “I don’t know if you gentlemen pray, but if you do, now would be a good time.”

90. “Please don’t make me..” 

91. “You had this planned all along, didn’t you? You little shit.”

92. “Just let me be selfish, for once.”

93. “She isn’t who she says she is. She’s actually a lot more badass.”

94. “Are you still mad at me?” “No.” “Are you sure?” “I was never mad at you.” “What were you?” “Hurt.”

95. “Well, I suppose it depends. Would you rather believe a risky truth? Or a safe lie? We cannot make that decision for you.”

96. “Guess who came back?”

97. “But no one asked me.” “We didn’t think you’d care.” “But you didn’t know.”

98. “I want you to tell them that I had to, that I didn’t mean for this all to happen and that this is the only way to fix my mistake.” “They can help you, you know.” “I know, but these are my demons, I’d like to fight them myself.”

99. “I can’t go back.” “Why not?” “Because I ruined it all. I ruined everything that they created with me in it.”

100. “You don’t have to lie to me. I will find eventually.”

[zutaralesbian]

1-100

Ahhh thanks!

1. How do you define your sexuality? Lesbian. 100% gay. I only like women. 2. At what age did you first realize that you like girls? I didn’t full come terms with my sexuality until I was 20, but I first started realizing I was attracted to women at around 17 or 18. 3. How out are you? Pretty out? My family and most of my co-workers and friends know. I just don’t have a GF yet and I probably pass as straight from a first glance, so people don’t usually know unless I tell them. 4. At what age did you first come out? 205. Who was the first person you came out to? How did they take it? My mom. She took it well. And wasn’t really surprised. 6. Has coming out lost you any friends? Yeah, one. I’m over it now but it hurt at the time. :/7. What is your current relationship status? Single *sighs*8. How many gay friends do you have? Four 9. How many male friends do you have? Outside my family, only two lol. And only one of them is cishet. 10. Have you ever cut your hair super short? I used to have my hair short when I was a kid but it’s been long since middle school. I think I look better with long hair. 11. How often do you wear flannel? Never. I feel like I should start wearing it though12. How much do you like cats? I LOVE CATS13. Do you like skirts and dresses?: Once in a while. I’m usually a strictly jeans person but i’ll wear a skirt or dress for special occasions. 14. Do you like high heels? Nope15. Do you have any tattoos? If so, how many and where? None yet. But I kind of want to get one one day. 16. How accurate is your gaydar? It’s shit lol17. Have you ever been to a gay bar or a gay club? Not yet18. How do you feel when platonic female friends refer to each other as girlfriends? It’s kind of annoying but I don’t really get heated about it? Mainly because I don’t think the people who do it actually mean any harm. 19. Have you ever had a crush on a straight girl? All I do is get crushes on straight girls lol :(20. Ellen or Portia? Ellen21. Is your nose pierced? Nope22 Would you ever want to get married? Yes I do. One day23. Will you wear a dress for your wedding? Probably 24. Would you ever want to give birth? I kind of want to do it once just so I can experience the whole pregnancy thing. But I probably won’t want to do it twice. 25. Have you ever watched The L Word? No. And I probably won’t, with the things I heard about it. 26. Have you ever dated a guy? I had a really brief relationship with one in high school27. How do you feel when someone uses the word gay to mean stupid, dumb, or boring? It makes me uncomfortable. I usually try to correct people when I hear it. 28. How many rainbow items do you own? One bracelet 29. Have you ever been to a pride festival? Yep! I went to my first last June months ago. 30. Have you ever celebrated National Coming Out Day (October 11)? Not yet. (Besides tweeting about it anyway)31. Have you ever participated in the National Day of Silence? Yes32. Have you ever worn a woman’s suit? No33. Have you ever worn any men’s clothing? No34. Do you eat meat? Yes35. Do you consider yourself a feminist? Yes of course 36. Who is your favorite LGBT celebrity? Samira Wiley 37. Are you religious at all? Not really. I identify as Agnostic. 38. How often do you find yourself trying to sneak a peak or staring at a cute female? Pretty often39. What is your ideal first date? Dinner or lunch at a restaurant. I like being able to talk to people on a first date. 40. Are you comfortable with terms such as lezzie, lesbo, or dyke? I’m okay with lezzie and lesbo (as long as it isn’t spoken in a malicious way or by a straight person) but I don’t like dyke. I’m obviously okay with other lesbians reclaiming it but I personally would rather not. 41. How outdoorsy are you? Not at all lol. I’m very much a diva in that sense. I need a clean bathroom and shower. And I hate dirt and bugs. 42. In general, has being out affected your relationships with other females? It hasn’t really effected how they interact with me, but I tend to be more cautious around women now, especially if they know i’m gay. Idk :/ I’ve only been out about my sexuality for about a year now so it’s just going to take some getting used to. 43. How much makeup do you typically wear? I wear it once in a while when i’m going to a large gathering or event of some kind. But I hardly ever wear it during an average day. And even then it’s usually pretty light makeup. 44. Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?45. Are you more feminine or more masculine? I have some tom boyish traits but I think i’m definitely a little more feminine than I am masculine. 46. How long is the longest relationship you’ve been in? Are you still with that person?47. Have you and a girlfriend ever been mistaken for sisters?48. Do you think it is possible for someone to truly be a 50/50 bisexual, or is the percentage always skewed in favor of one gender? I’m not bi so it’s not really my place to answer but if someone says they’re 50/50, they’re 50/50. Not my business. 49. Have you ever wished you were completely straight? Sometimes. My dating life was already a mess because of my anxiety but now I feel like being a lesbian is going to make it even harder to find a partner. But realizing that it’s what I am has also been more freeing too, because I no longer feel pressured to date someone I don’t want to date. 50. Do you watch any lesbian YouTubers? I don’t really watch YouTube in general, aside from occasional fan videos and randomness. 51. Do you like wearing combat boots or Doc Martins? Nah52. Have you ever been hit on by another female? There’s this girl at work who I feel like flirts with me but at the same time, i’m not sure because i’m shit at being able to tell lol. I also went on a date once, so there was some flirting there. 53. How athletic are you? Not at all lol54. How many girlfriends have you had? Zero :(55. What is your opinion of septum/bull nose piercings? They’re not my thing but some girls can pull them off56. What does equality mean to you? Equal rights for everyone 57. If you are not a full blown lesbian, about what percentage of the time do you find yourself attracted to other females? I’m a full blown lesbian58. Have you ever shared clothes with a girlfriend?59. Have you ever liked or dated a girl with the same name as you?60. How flirty are you? Not very, I don’t think. I try to be though lol61. Are you a virgin? Yes62. Do you listen to any LGBT musicians such as Tegan and Sara, Melissa Etheridge, or Chely Wright? No. But maybe i’ll check them out!63. Have you ever been told that you are too pretty to be gay? No64. Have you ever been discriminated against because of your sexuality? If so, please explain. Not on a personal level 65. Have you ever driven an SUV or a pickup truck? I hardly ever drive in general lol66. Are you or have you ever been a tomboy? I was definitely a tomboy as a kid. I’ve gotten more feminine as I got older but some of the traits remain.   67. Agree or disagree: Everyone is at least a little bit gay. Idk68. What personality trait are you most attracted to? Kindness. I just like genuinely nice people, especially with how much meanness there is in the world.  69. Boobs or butts? Boobs70. Beer or wine? I don’t drink alcohol very often, but wine. Beer is gross71. Do you have a favorite lesbian movie? I haven’t see any yet 72. From 1-10, how attractive are muscular women? 1073. From 1-10, how attractive are women who wear glasses? 1074. From 1-10, how attractive are women who are covered with tattoos? 1075. From 1-10, how attractive are curvy/plus-size women? 1076. From 1-10, how attractive are women with short hair? 1077. From 1-10, how attractive are masculine butch women? 1078. From 1-10, how attractive are highly intelligent women? 10079. From 1-10, how attractive are tall women (i.e. around 6 feet or taller)? 1080. Have you ever been on your period the same time as a girlfriend?81. Has a girl ever dumped you for a guy?82. Do you carry a purse? Yes 83. Do you have any LGBT relatives? Yep. One of my cousins is also a lesbian84. Have you ever pretended to be completely straight? Once in a while to complete strangers 85. Would you ever date a trans girl? Sure, if we liked each other86. How well do you think LGBT women are portrayed in television? We don’t get portrayed often enough. And when we do, there’s usually very minimal effort put into it :/ (PS: Watch Black Sails everyone!)87. Have you ever had a crush on a woman who’s much older than you? Yes88. Do you have any celebrity crushes? Samira Wiley, Ellen Page, Emmy Rossum, Adelaide Kane, Jessica Parker Kennedy  89. Do you have any opinions on LGBT people in the military? Don’t really have an opinion, other than that they should obviously be allowed to be in it. 90. Do you believe in love at first sight? No91. Would you ever have a threesome? If so, would a guy be included? Nope, ESPECIALLY not with a guy. I’m a strictly one-person girl. 92. Where do you think is the best place to meet a potential lover? Don’t really think there is a specific place. But then again, what do I know? Lol93. Is there such a thing as “good” lesbian porn? If there is, I haven’t heard of it. (Good as in: made my wlw FOR wlw)94. Have you ever had a one night stand? No95. How often do you wear a bra? All the time unless i’m in bed. It’s weird, but I feel kind of exposed without it. I also have big boobs, so not wearing one while i’m moving around can get a little uncomfortable. 96. Have you ever been part of a softball team? When I was really little. I sucked at it though lol97. If you could live your life all over again, would you still be attracted to other women? Yes. There’s some insecurities that I still have to work past but I overall love being a lesbian. 98. What stereotype about LGBT women do you disagree with the most? Not sure 99. What advice would you give a girl who is struggling to figure out her sexuality? Take your time and not to worry too much about it. It also helps to ask other LGBT+ about their experiences. 100. What advice would you give a girl who is struggling to come out? The same as above, pretty much. But also that their safety is more important than being “out”, if they live in a dangerous home environment. 

[miyacchis]

Kis-My-Ft2 2017.04-2018.3 Calendar 700 Questions 700 Answers Book: Special Interviews & Backstage Shots - Miyata Toshiya Excerpt

1. What’s a danger you’ve encountered on vacation?

A few years ago, when I went to Izu with a friend, I was hit with stomach pain, while we were stuck in traffic. Cars weren’t moving at all, but I had to wait all covered in sweat until we could make it to a parking area. I barely made it. 

2. Have you ever fallen in love with a girl at first sight?

I...guess so, yeah.

3. Do you prefer udon or soba?

Udon.

4. Do you have any reoccurring dreams?

I’ve had this scary dream since I was kid where there are these tetris-like blocks falling on me, and I have to keep climbing up to avoid them. For some reason, if I make it to the top, there’s always a motorsports promo model, holding a parasol, waiting there.

5. What’s something you’ve felt gap-moe over?

I think it’s cute when someone who is kind of strong and aggressive goes shopping with their mom.

6. What’s a moment when you’ve felt on top of the world?

Once I went to this izakaya where the food was free if you could stop a stopwatch exactly at ten seconds, so we ended up getting everything for free. I wish I had ordered more.

7. What do you do to cheer yourself up if you’re feeling down?

I imagine myself as a happy old man. Like, a house with a garden, and me playing around with my dog. I can convince myself to work hard now for that version of myself in the future.

8. Where’s a place that you can feel at ease?

My house.

9. What are you doing to care for your health or to train your body?

Going to the gym. I’m trying to build up my chest and arms.

10. How many hours do you sleep ideally?

About eight hours.

11. When you sleep do you prefer keeping the lights on or turning them off?

I don’t really care either way. I guess I turn them off.

12. What do you wash first when you get in the bath?

My head.

13. What do you like to use on your eggs?

Soy sauce.

14. When you go on a trip, do you pack light or heavy?

I think I pack lightly, but if I look at everyone in Kisumai, I guess it’s not that light.

15. What do you always take on a trip?

My tablet.

16. Which do you like, ponytails or pigtails?

Pigtails. Although, ponytails are cute too!

17. Do you put the bills in your wallet the same direction?

I don’t pay attention to that, so they probably aren’t lined up.

18. Do you like going to tropical islands?

Not really, but if I were to go, I’m sure I could enjoy it.

19. What’s the best vacation you’ve been on?

Coming to Amami Oshima for this year’s calendar photo shoot. It’s never this relaxed. No matter where we go for work, we’re always running around really busy.

20. What’s your favorite season?

Fall because it’s cool.

21. Where have you been on vacation this year?

I went to Kyoto for filming, and whenever I had time, I went sightseeing by myself and even bought souvenirs. I bought some delicious thing from Kyoto for myself to snack on at home, and I bought some good bread for my mom.

22. What’s something you got excited about this year?

Higashiyama Noriyuki taking me out to dinner. I was nervous, but I’m glad I was able to hear a lot of different stories from him.

23. What’s the best thing you bought this year?

The OVA (original video animation) of a creator that I like.

24. Tell me about your schedule on off days.

I wake up around ten, adn then I kind of lazily watch anime until it’s dark. When I get hungry, I eat.

25. What are your top five favorite foods?

1. Yakiniku. 2. Shabu shabu. 3. Mongolian mutton barbecue (Genghis Khan). 4. Fried horse mackerel. 5. Bread.

26. What are your top three favorite movies?

1. The Garden of Words. 2. Jersey Boys. 3. Kizumonogatari.

27. Tell me three of your favorite animals.

Miniature Dachshund, Toy Poodle, and Maltese. My family has a Mini Dachshund.

28. What’s your favorite book?

I seriously love Hunter X Hunter. I read it a lot.

29. What’s your favorite color?

White. My house is overall white too.

30. What do you like about yourself?

Appearance-wise, I like my hair. I often go to the hair salon, and I use good shampoo, so I invest a lot of money in it. I want my hair to be silky soft. I also like that I can eat a lot.

31. What do you hate about yourself?

I’m restless. If we’re talking about appearance, I don’t like that I have extra bulk.

32. What reminds you of your mother’s cooking?

Napolitan. 

33. What do you wear to bed?

Pajamas.

34. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?

Drink water.

35. What’s something you treasure?

The HD in my house because I have a lot of things I’m thinking of watching recorded on it.

36. How do you de-stress?

Lately I’m into muscle training.

37. If you were something other than an idol, what would you want to be?

A blogger.

38. What’s your favorite scent?

The smell of soap.

39. Do you have a special skill?

I can eat samgyeopsal neatly.

40. What do you like to drink?

Black coffee.

41. What’s something you want right now?

A washing machine. I want to buy a new one.

42. Where do you feel the most relaxed in your house?

My sofa.

43. What makes you excited?

When someone invites me for food.

44. What makes you feel down?

When I’m made fun of.

45. When was the last time you cried?

When I was watching Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans recently.

46. What do you always carry in your bag?

A charger.

47. When do you feel like you’ve been an idiot?

When I get excited so easily, like when other people are sleeping and I’m making a bunch of noise.

48. What is your favorite view or scenery?

Green places in the middle of the city, like Yoyogi Park or Shinjuku Gyoen National Garden.

49. As a man, what’s something you hold dear?

My chest muscles.

50. What’s something about yourself you find weak*?

I tend to dwell on unpleasant things.

51. What kind of weather do you like?

Cloudy weather because, when it’s bright outside, the rays can hurt.

52. What’s a part of the city that you like?

Akihabara.

53. What’s your favorite form of transportation?

Cars.

54. What’s your favorite number?

Seven.

55. What’s your favorite kind of sushi?

Horse Mackerel.

56. What’s your favorite rice ball filling?

Seasoned cod roe.

57. What food makes you excited when you see it at work?

Something fashionable that I’ve never seen before.

58. What’s your favorite female fashion?

I like knit hats.

59. Do you prefer someone you’re dating to be older, younger, or the same age as you?

Anything is okay. If I had to answer, the same age.

60. What’s your type?

Someone who smiles a lot.

61. What’s a habit that you find feminine?

Carrying a pouch.

62. What’s something you require in the woman you marry?

Someone who will change me. I feel like I’ll turn in a husband who doesn’t like to do anything ro go out of the house, so I want someone who’s confident they can make me into a good husband.

63. What kind of benefits come with dating you?

You can raise me into the person you want. You can change me as you like.

64. Do you think marriage and love are different?

I’ve never really thought about it. I do hear it’s different though.

65. What is one thing you would bring to a deserted island?

A radio. I’d like to experience being able to get to the right frequency and picking up sound. It’s romantic.

66. What’s something you try to keep in mind when you’re at work?

Having fun and messing around aren’t the same thing.

67. Who are you close with among your senpai, kohai, and douki (someone who joined Johnny’s at the same time)?

For senpai, (A.B.C-Z’s) Tsuka-chan (Tsukada Ryoichi). For kohai, (Johnny’s Junior) Sakuma Daisuke. There are more, but if I were just to give a couple...

68. What is something people misunderstand about you?

I actually get depressed quite easily. Even if someone only intends to tease me, I find it more painful than other people might.

 69. Tell me a secret of yours.

I like hte pain when I cute my nails a bit too short.

70. Do you have a best friend?

I do, I have friends who I’ve been with from kindergarten to middle school. There are about five of us, and we go out together a lot.

71. If you were to redo your life, where would you go back to?

I don’t feel like I’ve ever really made a mistake like that...If I had to answer, I think after debut I did too many weird things. I wish I had been a little more Johnny’s-like and tried to be cooler. It’s too late now (lol).

72. What would you title your life?

“Doing what you like as much as you like.”

73. If you had a million yen to spend in a day, what would you do?

I would go to a high-class restaurant, put the money on the table, and say, “Keep the change.”

74. Say something to 100-year-old you!

It’s amazing you’ve lived this long.

75. What would you do if the world was going to end in one week?

I’d stay at home. At the last moment, I would do a toast with my best friend and a glass of highball.

76. What’s something small that’s worrying you right now?

I’ve been eating too much lately.

77. What would you do if you could use magic?

I would give myself a six-pack.

78. With 100 being a perfect score, how would you rate your life?

About 15 points, I guess. I still haven’t become who I thought I would be at 28 at all.

79. What’s the best compliment you can receive?

“Have you lost weight?”

80. What clothes suit you?

Generally, there aren’t really any clothes that look good on me. A suit, I guess.

81. Dogs or cats?

Dogs.

82. What do you tend to do when you have free time?

I play games on my phone.

83. Do you believe in ghosts?

I don’t.

84. Do you believe in astrology?

I don’t.

85. The ocean or the mountains?

The ocean. The mountains are too dangerous. As long as you don’t go into the ocean, it’s fine.

86. Who are your fans to you?

My precious girlfriends.

87. What are you crazy about right now?

Body building.

88. Who is your rival?

(A.B.C-Z’s) Tsuka-chan. In terms of body building. I haven’t reached Tsuka-chan’s level yet, but I’ve decided he’s my rival.

89. What do you collect?

Nothing. Anime-related items gather together themselves.

90. What do you want to realize in 2017?

I want to lose weight.

91. What is you ambition for the next five years?

I want to learn to make good coffee, starting from the coffee beans. I think if I could do that it would be cool.

92. What is your ambition for the next ten years?

I want to become the kind of dandy who looks good with a beard.

93. What do you think Kis-My-Ft2 is lacking right now?

I feel like we need to level-up one rank as a whole, in terms of dancing, in terms of our concerts, everything.

94. What is your role in the group?

I don’t think I have one! But I have the feeling that it’s alright to have one person who’s like that. Like, “Can you do anything?”

95. What’s is your motto?

“Don’t worry about it.”

96. What advice would you give yourself at the time of debut?

“Your hairstyle is kind of weird.”

97. Tell me the appeal of the other members.

Kitayama - he knows good restaurants; Senga - he’s like a big puppy who’s easily loved by people older than him; Yokoo - his cooking is delicious; Fujigaya - he’s calm; Tamamori - everything; Nikaido - he’s boisterous. 

98. Tell me the weak points of the other members.

Kitayama - bad timing; Senga - pollen allergies; Yokoo - he seems angry; Fujigaya - he’s too calm; Tamamori - nothing; Nikaido - he goes overboard with whatever he’s into once he gets interested in it.

99. What is your appeal? What are you unbeatable at compared to other members?

I think my appeal is that I’m foolish, but that can also be my weakness. I look like I’m messing around to people around me. The softness of my hair is what I’m unbeatable at.

100. Please give a message to your fans!

We can be together the whole year! Look at me everyday, okay?

[saturnsovereign]

All of the questions!!!!

crush asks

uhh shit bro but aight - i love talking about my gf :)

1: Do they drink coffee?

yup, but like mainly frappucinos

2: Are they left or right handed?

mainly right handed but she can use her left hand. she’s like ambidextrous

3: How do they do their hair? Facial hair? (If they have it)

she usually has her hair down

4: What’s their favorite animal?

i’m gonna take a guess and say doggos? idk i haven’t really asked

5: What is their relationship status?

um… not single? like the complete opposite of single XD

6: What is their favorite band/singer?

um idk i know one of her favorites is Christina Grimmie?

7: Are they more a cat or dog person?

doggo but i think she wants a cat

8: What does their laugh sound like?

like an angel that came down to heaven to bless us with her presense

9: Do they know multiple languages? Which ones?

English, Spanish, and she knows multiple Filipino dialects

10: How old are they? How old are you?

She’s 16, I’m 18, but we’re like maybe a year and a half apart

11: One word that describes them.

Nerd or Puppy

12: Do they have any pets?

un fluffy marshmallow doggo named Nerf

13: What is their favorite TV show?I know Bones is one of them

14: What is their favorite movie?

idk, babe what is your favorite movie?

15: What car do they drive?

black nissan leaf

16: What ethnicity and/or nationality are they?

half white, quarter mexican, quarter filipino

17: Where did you meet them?

technically I first met her in my creative writing class in middle school

18: What was your first meeting like?

She was one of the cool kids and she intimidated me.

In high school, I remember that I was working on marching rifle and she came up with one of my other friends to the field and went up to mama while she was teaching me something and I recognized her from middle school. I'm pretty sure she was trying to hide from me it was kinda cute tbh

19:  What is their zodiac sign? Are your signs compatible?

Virgo, everyone says it does

20: What month is their birthday?

She is an August baby

21: What is your favorite outfit on them?

When she has nothing on… heh. lesbian lumberjack

22: Are they good texters?

she texts like me in that she responds right away or it takes her 3 hours

23: Your favorite feature about their appearance.

Her eyes, I can get lost in them so easily

24: Your favorite thing about their personality.

She tries her best and she’s a total goof even though she says I am and like basically everything else about her really

25: Do they make you laugh?

She’s the one that can make me laugh when nothing else can

26: Do you make them laugh?

I try my best

27: Are they good huggers/ kissers?

oh god yes. yes to both

28: What is your favorite “flaw” that they have?

she cannot, for the love of god, not swear

29: Are they nice to strangers?

yes unless they don’t believe in equal rights?

30: What is the funniest thing they have ever said?

ok ok there's a lot but my favorite is "Let’s turn off the lights so that the judges can’t hear us drop" 😆

31: Saddest?

That she didn’t matter and that she was a disappointment 😔

32: Weirdest?

idk i know there is a lot of weird ones but I can't think of them off the top of my head

33: Cutest?

Her to me: "I can't believe you said yes" (why tf would i say no?)

34: Ever dreamt about them? What happened in the dream?

I remember dreaming in to kiss her but like I face-planted on my pillow and woke up. That’s like one of the few dreams I do remember

35: How tall are they? How tall are you?

hhhhh. She’s 4'20 I’m 5'2

36: Do they have a booty?

she dooooooooooo (she’s very cheeky 😉)

37: What are their hobbies?

She likes gaming, I guess reading and writing, watching shows and sports, and like maybe doing guard if you consider it as a hobby?

38: What are their talents?

Practically anything she puts her mind to, but like she's has hella good memory, really good at multitasking and she has so many skills under her belt

39: What would your dream date be with them?

Getting to do stuff alone while I can spoil her and not have to worry about avoiding anybody

40: Does anyone know about your crush/love?

Practically all of my friends, sorry i can't contain my gay ass

41: What do you guys have in common?

we first bonded over bisexual buddies and it just took off from there

42: Do they go to the gym?

yup and it shows too 😏

43: Do they go by their given name?

No, she goes by a shortened version of her birth name (Isabella makes her sound like a spicy Queen 😆 and Bella means beautiful which is hella accurate)

44: What is their favorite color?

orange and black

45: How far apart do you live from them?

About 2.5 miles away… it’s walkable

46: What song reminds you of them?

Holy by PVRIS, Say you won't let go by James Arthur and then practically any love song

47: Do they listen to a lot of music?

yup and her music taste is so much better than mine

48: What do they smell like?

soccer and conditioner 😆

49: If they were in a book (protagonist or antagonist or supporting character, up to you) how would the writer describe them?

I sent her multiple asks before we really started dating if you wanna read it its on her blog

50: How often do you see them?

Almost everyday

51: The last text/ message they sent you?

you bite into it all it all CUMS out 😉😉😉

52: The last thing they said to you in person?

I love you

53: What is the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you in front of them?

boi everything about me is embarrassing

54: Do they have any tattoos or piercings?

nope

55: What color are their eyes?

dark brown

56: What is their clothing style?

It makes her look straight unless she really tried not to look straight. Also: black

57: What is one thing that makes them really special?

She’s so strong and she’s gone through so much and yet she’s still a wonderful person and I just can't help but be so proud of her

58: Will you tell your crush your feelings?

… i mean I think she already knows? (it would be kind of awkward if she didn’t know considering we're dating...)

59: How long did you know them before you started falling for them?

I’ve honestly always thought she was beautiful but like I didn’t start falling for her until the prank... and like when i did fell god I fell so hard

60: Was there a defining moment when you knew you liked them?

When I was in my house out of town and I had gotten a message from her and my ex-bf that I was trying to get back together with and I realized I was way more excited about opening her messages than his…

61: Do they have any quirks or habits?

Her nose does that cute wiggly thing and like she doesn’t like her food touching and when she’s concentrating she often has her tongue poking out of her mouth

62: What “most likely” superlative would they receive?

Most likely to roast your ass

63: Which romcom or TV couple reminds you of the two of you together?

idk just think OTP yeah? like the tol and the smol, the dark hair to light hair, etc.

64: How do they look shirtless?

💯💯💯👌👌💕😍

65: When was the last time you saw them?

a few hours ago at school

66: What is the weirdest thing about them that you find attractive?

idk if you call this weird but i find it cute when she pulls swears out of her ass

67: What is the sweetest thing they’ve ever said to/ about you?

that she considered me as one of her best friends

68:  What shoes do they wear the most?

either converse or vans

69: Making out with them: hot & heavy or sweet & slow?

depends on the mood tbh but when we're in full make out mode and people aren't in the room, its hot and heavy

70: If you were/ are dating, what would you do for them on Valentine’s day?

heh she'll find out tomorrow

71: Have you ever cried over them?

ye

72: Has something they did/said to you ever make you cry?

ye

73: What makes you think of them?

nerdy references, memes, gay stuff, marriage

74: Do you have any inside jokes with them?

Our inside jokes eventually become outside?

75: What is the most you’ve done with them physically? (hugged, kissed, cuddled etc.)

um all of the above and more

76: First impression of them?

i thought she was cool but i was intimidated by her

77: Have they ever caught you staring or giving them glances?

hehe ye

78: Have you ever caught them?

yup

79: How long can you be away before you start to miss them?

1 minute

80: Do they wear glasses?

her nerd goggles look cute on her

81: Do your friends approve?

basically all but one and that one's now not really my friend

82: Would your parents approve?

um idk cuz we're gay and they don't know i'm gay

83: Do you think their friends/ family would approve?

i don't think so :(

84: Do they have a nickname for you?

i'm a dork and her flower cowboy

85: Have you ever thought about the spending the rest of your life with them?

oh yeah definitely

86: If you had kids together, what would you name them?

...Is it bad that I'm more ready to name our doggos instead of our kid?

87: What is your favorite scenario between you two that you’ve made up in your head?

we have a place of our own and like everything is peaceful and like we can cuddle whenever we like

88: What is your favorite interaction that has actually happened?

Every interaction? idk its hard to pick

89: If they were free tonight and wanted to hang out with you, where would you take them/ what would you do?

My bed and take a nap with them

90: Are they pretentious/ snobby/ picky about anything? What?

Um they don't like some foods? idk if you'd call that picky tho

91: Do you guys have the same political views?

Yup

92: Do you guys share the same religion?

we were both raised as christians I believe but its not really a big thing in our lives

93: Do you think they would reject you if you asked them out? Why?

Maybe? idk she might be busy

94: Are they the type of person who would come help if you called them in the middle of the night?

Yes considering she needs to sleep earlier (or at least take a nap)

95: Have you ever fantasized sexually about them?

ye

96: Do you think they would make good parents?

We're raising our guard kids rn and she's been a pretty good mother

97: Have you ever had an argument with them?

I traumatized her with a cupcake and frosting bc she wouldn't admit that she was smart

98: Do you already know which piece of their clothing you would make ‘yours’ if you were dating?

I like her sweaters

99: L'esprit de l’escalier is the French word for when you think of the perfect response after the conversation has already ended. Rewrite a conversation between you and them, how it went and how you wish it had gone.

um idk? like I wish I had told her I thought she was beautiful long before we started dating?

100: How many of these do you think they could answer about you?

Most if not all of them

[mynameisnotkarl-blog1]

1/2

I see people are coming to me about assumptions lately

Things im hearing seeing would make you think these dudes hate me

its 50/50 so i guess they can split that evenly

Going outside is feeling more like a chore now

thoughts im having would make you think i gone senile

i been so self aware that its hard to be me now

so selfish i don’t even pretend to be me now

THIS SHIT CORNY 🌽🤣😂🤣😈

but this what the pression sounds like on a good day

and i know this shit can get worse like anyday

i know im selfish i didn’t even show up

Im feeling whoozy i think im bout to throw up

running from my problems like dont ask me

i don’t believe that l#%$ is real if you ask me

feelings going in remission

i missed it with it precision

i just couldn’t risk it

(Ive been in that void)(pitched down)

Ive been out that void

and i still cant tell difference

like who making these decisions

I got some good news

you can’t fit these shoes

i got some bad news

i can’t get over ...

it’s been a few years

ok maybe a couple fews

i mean couples views

i wish weren’t different

and the thought of it yeah it really hits

i hit the doc for a script

you don’t know it but you are god-sent

maybe that was a little extra

why do i be so extra

and then i thought about it but i really didn’t think about it lol

Aint nobody going to judge me harder than i do me

last years of high school got me feeling like a zombie

last years of colle got me feeling like i want to harm me

yeah i know i don’t fit in

but this trigger just clicking

“well did you check the safety”

oh yeah that’s my conscious

i say we get along

he barely do me wrong

when i step like iverson

broad day victim going missing the public

don’t go outside cause a niggas mind is sick

oh you getting closer yeah i think i got to dip

oh im getting so sober yeah think it’s time to sip

and when the reason is no reason at all

When i see heaven i just want to ...

But its bugged when you on the other side

or in between

thinking back on it yeah i wasted my teens

opana had my lov i should of got therapy

i had these tears all froze in my face

i had these feelings all put away

this shit lame and wack

you need to grow up👿👺

Maybe you can turn this shit all around

you didn’t mind being the clown

Thinking their laughter is more important than the pain that you’re feeling now

Goal #1 look in the mirror more

#2 try more

yeah wish it was that simple

but simple how im feeling lately

looking in the mirror thinking why that guy hates me

hate i know it can be a strong word

so excuse me for my ignorance

I seem to lack for a better word or world

and it all seems the same

like how every song sounds sad and it’s starting to become lame

imagine putting your all into a track just for anthony to call your shit lame🤣😂🤣 i guess you got to start somewhere

i got so bored i was going to put %£$ name in the google search bar and face my worst nightmares and see if i can handle it or not

ive made myself an object of a pointless concept

no strong purpose

i think it’s funny how their is always someone who will take the news of your death with laughter and it will be a genuine laugh

told my $&@#%£* marriage is a cool concept n all but really dude

btw im the last person you should be taking advice from

compliment

read n tak a hint

ask &@$ if &@$ wants to get use to just touching each other

is this a relationship

can it be this simple

No

sometimes i realize how sad i am

and how pathetic i look and sound

do people get mad at you when you’re this pathetic

am i pushing it if i say im average

i wonder if my ancestors went through something like this

i feel like the future can be bright but no time is better than it is now

i wonder if $@&#%€ thinks about me

i wonder if i made anyone cry

i used to think about 9/11 daily

but then $&@ came along then

it was $&@ every other second

the adderall help but the isolation did not

i think about how i thrived in my world

but in your world i could not

i once thought about how i could just be being dramatic

like how im concerned if “just be being dramatic” is grammatically correct or incorrect or if i should just know that either way it’s not the first time nor the last (even this is a edit)

first time I seen the &@“$& i was scared to death

the second time i seen the &@“$& i was at peace

ive🔒 a note with all my thoughts and now i dont know my thoughts

you ever get so conscious of your walking you feel like every step you can trip

i want to make a song named “I stay strapped in Prague”

i found my 👇

thoughts

1. they was close now they talk behind my back

2. are they friends or are they just using me

3. most of the whispers are about me

4. why do i want people to like me

5. i see dark objects that are not there

6. the majority of people i meet are against me

7. i know that i exaggerate things but does it stray away from the truth

8. i thought they was close but i got to cut ties now

9. i can absorb the outside world but it is difficult to interact

10. they can see right through me

11. they try to hurt me for a reaction

12. i cry most of the time just because it is good for me

13. they request things of me i don't want to do

14. isolated is when i feel most comfortable

15. i distance myself to protect me and sometimes others

16. i think im selfish even when im not trying to be

17. people think i don't like them but i don't have the energy for them

18. sometimes i avoid looking in the mirror

19. eye contact is becoming more and more difficult

20. most of my expressions are manufactured

21. don't care for the future don't got any plans

22. i love my family i love my family

23. i think about disappearing never coming back

24. ideal death will be alone deep in the forest

25. im scared

26. i damaged myself far past the chance of repair

27. distance distance distance

28. dissociation is easy

29. i don't know my family

30. why am i holding on to this anger

31. i might be sick

32. i don't know if i care

33. i think im pathetic for doing drugs

34. its hard to remember my childhood

35. i wonder if eight or ten year old me will like me now

36. accomplishments feel anything but

37. i notice things

38. im done with a lot people even ones i like

39. my thoughts paralyzes me

40. trust is difficult don't trust

41. don't know what my thoughts on what &&&& is yet

42. i don't want to do this how do i get out

43. i need help

44. i don't want help

45. enemies will laugh and joke in your face

46. if i try to enlist in the military they will deny me

47. i cant tell nobody about the problems i got nobody

48. i don't know where im at right now i just hope he is alright

49. j coles kod got me thinking he the goat and i only listen to the intro

50. ?i deleted this one it was too dark?🙄😢🙇🏾🤦🏾‍♂️

51. the album-art cover of the kod is amazing. subliminal

52. kill edward is jcole

53. if this is it im not

54. itiiinimpressed

55. im going to stop thinking about her

56. regret is a persons worst enemy

57. pretty sure i got an anxiety disorder

58. pretty sure i got ptsd

59. i use to skip meals because of my anxiety

60. i don't need nobody to tell me i need help but i know

61. im sick

62. im sick

63. how did i get sick

64. im a little dramatic

65. tpye mistake but i didn't want to backspace

66. thought this line should be a dark one but nah 6ix hundred more to go (ಥ﹏ಥ) that was an accident too but it still works i guess

67. fiona and v that will be a good 3hree

68. believe im capable of love but choose not to

69. i don't want to get high anymore but i am

70. i find myself in that empty place quite often

71. i dismissed all her advances im sorry

72. this is going to be... a long one

73. im not good with eye contact for a lot of reasons but i seen something in someone's eyes thinking how is s•• alone? is s•• alone? and things were never the same it changed everything it happened too fast but feelings weren't mutual and now i feel numb most of the time

74. i suck at rapping and producing but it feels like i can change that so easily but im lazy and scared mostly scared lol

75. i hate that shit "lol" but i still do it smh devon no lol

76. sorry its just most of the time ur not

77. im too busy trying to love myself

78. oh im sorry if it looks like im trying too hard but i am

79. i would do anything to push people alway but very little to keep them

80. everyone is against me i got few if not any

81. i need to get swollen i already told some people i was planning on too

82. i only laugh with my friends i think

83. hope this car ain't no scam hope is empty but it feels good

84. i just want it to feel good

85. i think ye might have lost it

86. i have problems sleeping

87. i slipped in that dark place again and i don't want to be there

88. behind my back

89. thunder without lightning how frightening

90. it's either i care too much or for not

91. i really don't want to disagree

92. Cringe

93. how do u make demons out of angels

94. if i hit the lottery with millions i promise myself to show someone this list

95. who are you?

96. i don't want to think about it when i think about it

97. you don't want to know the places i go

98. had to correct that👆👍

99. just sitting here chilling with my shoes on unlaced

100. i think im sick... in the head

101. i think about the most darkest things

102. i don't think im going to sleep for a long time

103. now i know why people go to far with things

104. but when you do it right the outcome is amazing

105. i can understand someone else's choice better than i can explain min

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100+ [ABSOLUTELY] Best Attitude Status About Me

Today We are Sharing here Best Attitude Status About Me for Whatsapp. Many People Like to Shaw Their Attitude via Attitude Whatsapp Status or Attitude Status for Whatsapp or Facebook. You can choose the one that describes your attitude the most from our selection of 100+ ready-to-use examples. It’s your attitude and your life. So show it off with style. We also have a great collection of Love Images and Wallpapers.

ATTITUDE STATUS ABOUT ME

1. “I’m not special. I’m a limited edition.” 2. “My signature, My style, My identity.” 3. “I’m at the point now where I don’t want to impress anyone anymore. If people like me the way I am, great. If they don’t, well it’s their loss.” 4. “I am who I am, your approval is not needed.” 5. “You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.” 6. “Not always ‘Available’… Try your Luck.” 7. “You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.” 8. “Be yourself, who else is better qualified?” 9. “I really don’t care what you think about me. Unless you think I’m awesome. In that case – you’re totally right. Carry on!” 10. “Different from everyone!” 11. “I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.” 12. “I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.” 13. “Silent people have the loudest minds.” 14. “Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.” 15. “I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.” 16. “No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.” 17. “I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.” 18. “I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can lose weight!” 19. “Born to express not to impress.” 20. “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.” 21. “I’ve finally realized something: What other people think and say about me is none of my business.” 22. “I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.” 23. “I am multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.” 24. “My attitude is based on how you treat me.” 25. “I’m not anti-fashion, but I’ve always had a bit of a punk attitude. That’s important, I think. I do my own thing.” 26. “I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right.” 27. “I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.” 28. “I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.” 29. “I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.” 30. “If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.” 31. “Attitude matters. Don’t say: No one likes me…!!! Just say: There is no one like me…!!!” 32. “Good news is I’m smiling. The bad news is it’s the kind of smile that people should fear.” 33. “I don’t have an attitude!! I have a personality you can’t handle!!!” 34. “Me.. myself.. and I…!!” 35. “I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude 🙂 Don’t like it get over it!” 36. “I am what I am… I will never try to be someone else.” 37. “I have a new theory in life.. what other people think of me is truly none of my business!” 38. “Be the best version of yourself.” 39. “I have the attitude for those who force me to show them :D” 40. “My door is always open to you, so feel free to leave.” 41. “I don’t come with dice. So don’t play me.” 42. “Don’t ask me for my opinion if you can’t handle the truth. I’m not going to lie to make you feel better.” 43. “If you dislike me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind and you don’t matter!” 44. “I do not mind the crazy people, it’s the normal one that freaks me out!” 45. “I keep ego and attitude always in my pockets so that I can use it when my self-respect and sentiments are being tested by people.” 46. “I don’t care about popularity. I live in reality. Based on originality. Forget looks. I respect personality.” 47. “I forgive but never forgot.” 48. “Nobody move. I just lost my mind.” 49. “I never prove to be good enough… For every one..! But I’m the best for them who understand me. :)” 50. “I may be wrong. But I doubt it.” 51. “Don’t take my kindness as a sign of weakness.” 52. “Just because I don’t have a girlfriend, doesn’t mean I’m alone, I have a food and internet.” 53. “Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.” 54. “As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone off is piece of cake.” 55. “You say I dream too big. I say you think too small.” 56. “I may win and I may lose, but I will never be defeated.” 57. “My level of maturity changes depending on who I’m with.” 58. “Don’t be so quick to judge me. After all, you only see what I choose to show you.” 59. “My respect is reserved for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it.” 60. “I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.” 61. “I am good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you again.” 62. “I’m not a nerd. I am just smarter than you.” 63. “I am me and I won’t change myself for anyone.” 64. “I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.” 65. “I’m jealous of my parents, I`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.” 66. “I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.” 67. “Before you judge me, make sure you are Mr. perfect….” 68. “Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live my life…” 69. “When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.” 70. “Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.” 71. “I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.” 72. “The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.” 73. “I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.” 74. “Totally available! Please disturb me!” 75. “ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.” 76. “I am always right, once I thought that I am wrong, but I was wrong.” 77. “When I was born… The devil said: Oh Shit…! Competition.” 78. “You just hate me because you are not me.” 79. “You dream it, I did it, you are jealous admit it.” 80. “I consider myself a crayon. I may not be your favorite color, but one day you will need me to complete your picture.” 81. “I may not be the best, but I know that I am not like the rest.” 82. “I would rather be single and happy than be in a relationship and miserable.” 83. “Always have an attitude of gratitude.” 84. “My attitude is never to be satisfied, never enough, never.” 85. “Only great minds can afford a simple style.” 86. “Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters.” 87. “I am W.E.I.R.D Wonderful Exciting Interesting Real Different.” 88. “I am not fat, I am just easier to see.” 89. “Born to be awesome.” 90. “I am actually a nice person. Until you piss me off.” 91. “Yes, I am smiling. But you are not the reason anymore.” 92. “I do not like to follow. I like being followed.” 93. “I’m not arrogant, I’m just better than you.” 94. “I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!” 95. “I smile when it hurts the most.” 96. “There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.” 97. “I have multiple personalities. None of them like you.” 98. “There was a time when I would walk into a room and wonder if people liked me. Now, I walk into a room and wonder if I like the people in it.” 99. “My attitude forecast for today: Partly crabby with an 80% chance of moodiness.” 100. “I have no regrets in life; only lessons learned.” 101. “Trust me, I was not always this sarcastic. It took me years of dealing with stupid people to master the art of it.” 102. “You reek of a headache and drama. Please stay away from me.” 103. “I am an acquired taste. Do not you like me, maybe you should acquire some taste.” 104. “Love me or hate me I am still going to shine.” 105. “The best brains of the nations may be found on the last benches of the classrooms.”

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Why I Keep My Heart Open Even Though I’ve Been Deceived

“You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you’ll live in torment if you don’t trust enough.” ~Frank Crane I’m heading home with a latte in hand, listening to This American Life through my headphones when a woman sitting on a bench outside the café waves me down. She looks like she’s in her sixties with grayish brown bangs and a worn pink winter jacket. I pull my headphones out of my ears. “Excuse me, can you tell me how far it is from here to 77 Westwood?” she asks. I take my phone out, Google map the address, and see that it’s thirty-seven minutes away in the suburbs. “Aw, shit,” she mumbles. Spit collects at the corner of her mouth. Her teeth are yellowed and I wonder if she’s a smoker. “What’s wrong? Where do you have to be?” My eyes rest on two leg braces leaning on the bench beside her that I hadn’t noticed before. “My handicap transport cancelled on me at the last minute and you have to book those things like three or four days in advance, so now I’m stuck here and I need to get home.” I ask if there is anyone that can pick her up. She shakes her head and proceeds to ask me, “How come people can be so mean?” Apparently the person she asked for help right before me had sworn at her and told her to leave him alone, which shook up whatever faith she had in humanity. With a heavy heart, she asks me questions I am not sure I have answers to like, why don’t people have more compassion? I can feel my heart inching out toward her. She has spoken to something in me that feels compelled to reassure her that not everyone is cold and heartless. There are good people in this world and it is important that she knows that. Pointing to her legs she says, “This could happen to anyone.” She recounts how she had an accident but would do anything if she could just walk again to get from the bench where we were to the home where she longed to get back to. In the five minutes I stand beside her this is what I learn: She’s getting her PhD in Child Psychology at McGill. She once had a diplomatic passport because her father used to work for the Prime Minister. She traveled all around the world with her parents and lived in Japan for many years. She is half Greek and half eastern European. “My grandmother used to make the best gefilte fish.” Because it turns out her grandmother used to cook for the Steinbergs­, a prominent Jewish family that founded grocery store chains in Quebec in the early 1900’s. At this point I take out my wallet and look at the two $20 bills lying in there side by side. — I start my day with a simple prayer that Marianne Williamson taught me from the book A Course in Miracles. I ask the universe, “Where would you have me go? What would you have me do? What would you have me say, and to whom?” Whoever I encounter that day or whatever happens, I believe in some way I am led to them. So for whatever reason, this woman sitting outside the café was put in my path. When I hand her the bills she takes my hands in hers, and they are warm and soft. “God bless you,” She says. I look into her pale blue, kind eyes and am reminded of my grandfather’s eyes. A survivor of the holocaust, he had eyes that were deep wells of untold pain and stories and kindness. I’m happy to prove that there are good people out there, that the universe is a kind place. She tells me I did a “mitzvah,” clearly familiar with Jewish vernacular. I ask her how to say thank you in Japanese and she proceeds to delight me with a few sentences. I say goodbye and head home to tell my husband Dan about the woman on the bench I just met. — The story could have ended there, but it’s what happened the following day that threw me off balance. I was walking back from doing some errands when a woman caught my eye. She was sitting on a ledge outside the YMCA talking to another woman standing beside her. I positioned myself so that the sitting woman couldn’t see me, but I could still overhear their conversation. It went something like this. “I’m sorry but my transport cancelled and I need to get home. Can you check on your phone how far it is?” My heart dropped and I could feel my face getting hot. I stood there for a moment in shock watching as stranger after stranger continued to stop for her, wanting to help. I went home and recounted the story to Dan. As I spoke, I felt my emotions transform from anger to utter confusion. I asked myself, was she really disabled? Was she really a student? What was true and what was just a story to pull at the hearts of strangers passing by? Did it even matter? I wasn’t sure. Tears streamed down my cheeks as I spoke. I suddenly felt naïve and foolish. “How do I respond to those in need from now on?” I asked him. “How do I know who really needs my help? Do I close my heart in protection? Do I stop giving because maybe I’ll be fooled again? Do I confront her?” Dan held me and assured me I didn’t have to close up. He told me that there was no harm in giving to her. I didn’t put myself in danger. I didn’t get pulled into a thousand dollar scam. I lost forty dollars to someone who probably needed it a lot more than I did, and maybe next time I wouldn’t be fooled again. After sleeping on it, I realized that what angered me most was the feeling of being deceived. I hated feeling so vulnerable and pulled into someone’s story that I couldn’t distinguish truth from scam. Every day in my work I hear my client’s stories of pain and struggle, and in order to empathize with them, a part of me needs to feel into that part of myself that they are struggling with. And what I realized was that, while I have a gift for empathy and a soft spot for people’s vulnerability, it can also be my kryptonite. If I’m not aware of the shadow side of the innocent part of me that wants to be helpful, I can easily be taken advantage of. The innocent is an archetype that we all have as children. We see it in every Disney movie when the film begins with a child, an orphan– someone who naively steps out alone into the forest to greet the animals without knowing who is a threat and who they can trust, which might lead them to befriend a wolf who lures them into the dark forest by pretending to be a grandmother who looks shockingly like a wolf. The innocent is the part of us who is naturally open and trusts that people are who they say they are. It is the part of us that might give another chance to a date whose been treating the waitress poorly, or excuse the behavior of someone who serves our own interests. But maybe we should take Maya Angelou’s words to heart, “When people show you who they are, believe them.” Once you know that you’ve been tricked, it’s natural to feel angry, and there is always the possibility of becoming cynical. I could have gotten mad and, in the extreme case, called the cops on her, or I could have warned all the other strangers not to approach her because she was a liar and a swindler. It is far easier to react out of fear or injured pride and exact our revenge. We promise ourselves we will never be swindled again—“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.” If we start to believe that everyone is motivated by self-interest or that everyone is out to get us, we risk closing our hearts instead of opening up to compassion. What I learned was even after all that, the woman on the bench still deserved my compassion. I still had the privileged position of being able to walk away, come back home, and have dinner with my loving husband. I had a choice whether to give to her at all. No one would be the wiser if I chose to walk away. But in practicing being a loving and compassionate person, I learned that I want to give without attachment to how it will be received and without expectation that I am owed something in return. I can’t control how the money is spent once I choose to give it, and if I wanted to do that, I could have bought her a meal instead. I don’t think it is my business to judge anyone else’s life and circumstances. Instead, I want to be able to give and let go, and walk away with my heart a little lighter. Let go of needing to hear a thank you. Let go of the gesture being appreciated. Let go of the attachment to a particular outcome. Let go of judgment. Let go of control. I know that the only thing I can ever be in charge of is myself and my own response—my thoughts, my words, my actions, and the decision to show up every day and try and keep this heart of mine open when it is so much easier, and more tempting, to keep it closed. Have you ever been deceived? Have you been more discerning since then? What’s helped you hold on to your compassion?

About Myrite Rotstein

Fullness Coach and Pattern Disruptor Myrite Rotstein helps women stop filling up with food, people pleasing, and self-doubt and learn to fill themselves up from the inside out, so they can stop dimming their light and remember their ‘nuf'ness.’ She leads monthly Fullness Circles to help women elevate one another, speak their truth, and spark connection. Visit her at myriterotstein.com.

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How I Keep My Heart Open After Being Deceived

“You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you’ll live in torment if you don’t trust enough.” ~Frank Crane

I’m heading home with a latte in hand, listening to This American Life through my headphones when a woman sitting on a bench outside the café waves me down. She looks like she’s in her sixties with grayish brown bangs and a worn pink winter jacket. I pull my headphones out of my ears.

“Excuse me, can you tell me how far it is from here to 77 Westwood?” she asks. I take my phone out, Google map the address, and see that it’s thirty-seven minutes away in the suburbs.

“Aw, shit,” she mumbles. Spit collects at the corner of her mouth. Her teeth are yellowed and I wonder if she’s a smoker.

“What’s wrong? Where do you have to be?” My eyes rest on two leg braces leaning on the bench beside her that I hadn’t noticed before.

“My handicap transport cancelled on me at the last minute and you have to book those things like three or four days in advance, so now I’m stuck here and I need to get home.”

I ask if there is anyone that can pick her up. She shakes her head and proceeds to ask me, “How come people can be so mean?”

Apparently the person she asked for help right before me had sworn at her and told her to leave him alone, which shook up whatever faith she had in humanity.

With a heavy heart, she asks me questions I am not sure I have answers to like, why don’t people have more compassion? I can feel my heart inching out toward her. She has spoken to something in me that feels compelled to reassure her that not everyone is cold and heartless. There are good people in this world and it is important that she knows that.

Pointing to her legs she says, “This could happen to anyone.” She recounts how she had an accident but would do anything if she could just walk again to get from the bench where we were to the home where she longed to get back to.

In the five minutes I stand beside her this is what I learn: She’s getting her PhD in Child Psychology at McGill. She once had a diplomatic passport because her father used to work for the Prime Minister. She traveled all around the world with her parents and lived in Japan for many years. She is half Greek and half eastern European.

“My grandmother used to make the best gefilte fish.” Because it turns out her grandmother used to cook for the Steinbergs­, a prominent Jewish family that founded grocery store chains in Quebec in the early 1900’s. At this point I take out my wallet and look at the two $20 bills lying in there side by side.

—

I start my day with a simple prayer that Marianne Williamson taught me from the book A Course in Miracles. I ask the universe, “Where would you have me go? What would you have me do? What would you have me say, and to whom?”

Whoever I encounter that day or whatever happens, I believe in some way I am led to them. So for whatever reason, this woman sitting outside the café was put in my path.

When I hand her the bills she takes my hands in hers, and they are warm and soft. “God bless you,” She says. I look into her pale blue, kind eyes and am reminded of my grandfather’s eyes. A survivor of the holocaust, he had eyes that were deep wells of untold pain and stories and kindness.

I’m happy to prove that there are good people out there, that the universe is a kind place.

She tells me I did a “mitzvah,” clearly familiar with Jewish vernacular. I ask her how to say thank you in Japanese and she proceeds to delight me with a few sentences. I say goodbye and head home to tell my husband Dan about the woman on the bench I just met.

—

The story could have ended there, but it’s what happened the following day that threw me off balance.

I was walking back from doing some errands when a woman caught my eye. She was sitting on a ledge outside the YMCA talking to another woman standing beside her. I positioned myself so that the sitting woman couldn’t see me, but I could still overhear their conversation. It went something like this.

“I’m sorry but my transport cancelled and I need to get home. Can you check on your phone how far it is?”

My heart dropped and I could feel my face getting hot. I stood there for a moment in shock watching as stranger after stranger continued to stop for her, wanting to help.

I went home and recounted the story to Dan. As I spoke, I felt my emotions transform from anger to utter confusion. I asked myself, was she really disabled? Was she really a student? What was true and what was just a story to pull at the hearts of strangers passing by? Did it even matter? I wasn’t sure.

Tears streamed down my cheeks as I spoke. I suddenly felt naïve and foolish. “How do I respond to those in need from now on?” I asked him. “How do I know who really needs my help? Do I close my heart in protection? Do I stop giving because maybe I’ll be fooled again? Do I confront her?”

Dan held me and assured me I didn’t have to close up. He told me that there was no harm in giving to her. I didn’t put myself in danger. I didn’t get pulled into a thousand dollar scam. I lost forty dollars to someone who probably needed it a lot more than I did, and maybe next time I wouldn’t be fooled again.

After sleeping on it, I realized that what angered me most was the feeling of being deceived. I hated feeling so vulnerable and pulled into someone’s story that I couldn’t distinguish truth from scam.

Every day in my work I hear my client’s stories of pain and struggle, and in order to empathize with them, a part of me needs to feel into that part of myself that they are struggling with. And what I realized was that, while I have a gift for empathy and a soft spot for people’s vulnerability, it can also be my kryptonite.

If I’m not aware of the shadow side of the innocent part of me that wants to be helpful, I can easily be taken advantage of.

The innocent is an archetype that we all have as children. We see it in every Disney movie when the film begins with a child, an orphan– someone who naively steps out alone into the forest to greet the animals without knowing who is a threat and who they can trust, which might lead them to befriend a wolf who lures them into the dark forest by pretending to be a grandmother who looks shockingly like a wolf.

The innocent is the part of us who is naturally open and trusts that people are who they say they are. It is the part of us that might give another chance to a date whose been treating the waitress poorly, or excuse the behavior of someone who serves our own interests. But maybe we should take Maya Angelou’s words to heart, “When people show you who they are, believe them.”

Once you know that you’ve been tricked, it’s natural to feel angry, and there is always the possibility of becoming cynical.

I could have gotten mad and, in the extreme case, called the cops on her, or I could have warned all the other strangers not to approach her because she was a liar and a swindler. It is far easier to react out of fear or injured pride and exact our revenge.

We promise ourselves we will never be swindled again—“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.” If we start to believe that everyone is motivated by self-interest or that everyone is out to get us, we risk closing our hearts instead of opening up to compassion.

What I learned was even after all that, the woman on the bench still deserved my compassion. I still had the privileged position of being able to walk away, come back home, and have dinner with my loving husband.

I had a choice whether to give to her at all. No one would be the wiser if I chose to walk away. But in practicing being a loving and compassionate person, I learned that I want to give without attachment to how it will be received and without expectation that I am owed something in return.

I can’t control how the money is spent once I choose to give it, and if I wanted to do that, I could have bought her a meal instead.

I don’t think it is my business to judge anyone else’s life and circumstances. Instead, I want to be able to give and let go, and walk away with my heart a little lighter. Let go of needing to hear a thank you. Let go of the gesture being appreciated. Let go of the attachment to a particular outcome. Let go of judgment. Let go of control.

I know that the only thing I can ever be in charge of is myself and my own response—my thoughts, my words, and my own actions, and the decision to show up every day and try and keep this heart of mine open when it is so much easier, and more tempting, to keep it closed.

Have you ever been deceived? Have you been more discerning since then? What’s helped you hold on to your compassion?

About Myrite Rotstein

Fullness Coach and Pattern Disruptor Myrite Rotstein helps women stop filling up with food, people pleasing, and self-doubt and learn to fill themselves up from the inside out, so they can stop dimming their light and remember their ‘nuf'ness.’ She leads monthly Fullness Circles to help women elevate one another, speak their truth, and spark connection. Visit her at myriterotstein.com.

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200 Best Sarcasm Quotes and Sarcasm Sayings & Messages

Ever wish to be honest without hurting somebody’s feelings? One perfect way to do it is through sarcasm. It’s funny and witty, brings humor into our lives but it gives the most brutal kind of honesty too. So here we collected some of awesome 99 Best Sarcasm Quotes and Sarcasm Sayings & Messages. Even some of the best life lessons we learn are from the most sarcastic quotes we read over the internet or from our dearest friends and family. Although some people find it difficult to understand the hidden meaning of our sarcastic messages, others have no problem in finding the sense of it at all. We also have a great collection of Insomnia Quotes & Angry Status.

200 Best Sarcastic Quotes

1. I’M 2% Cute & 98% Single. 2. All You Need Is Love 5M $. 3. I’M Like Monday. Nobody Likes Me. 4. True Love: I Love More Than Free Wi-Fi. 5. Your Crush + Fast Replies = Imagination. 6. I’ve Never Faked A Sarcasm In My Life. 7. Are You Free Tomorrow? No I’M Expensive. 8. I Love Education But Without Examination. 9. Avracadabra ! Nope. You’re Still A Bitch. 10. You Remind Me Of My Chinese Friend. Ug Lee 11. World Biggest Lie ” I’ll Always With You “. 12. Let’s Just Stay Friends = Never Talk Again. 13. Money Can Buy Happiness, It’s Called “Food”. 14. First Rule Of 2017 ” Never Talk About 2016 “. 15. Conjuring 2 Is For Kids. Real Men Get Married. 16. Not Everyone Likes Me But Not Everyone Matters. 17. If You Are Late, Don’t Rush You’re Already Late. 18. Sarcasm : Just One Of The Many Services I Offer. 19. If You Don’t Have Something Nice To Say, Hush It. 20. I Don’t Understand You. I Don’t Speak Assholian. 21. Always Be Yourself, Except During Job Interviews. 22. Losing Your Best Friend Is Worse Than A Break Up. 23. I Am ” Eats Ice Cream In Winter ” Type Of Person. 24. Single Bell….Single Bell….Single All The Way. 25. Life Is Full Of Fake People. Don’t Trust Blindly. 26. I Would Slap You, But That Would Be Animal Abuse. ( Sarcasm Quotes . 27. Every Year Thousand People Quit Smoking, By Dying ! 28. I’M Single Because Nobody Believes That I’M Single. 29. I Was On Diet For 30 Days & All I Lost Was 30 Days. 30. Yes, I’M Online 24X7, But I Hardly Chat With Anyone. 31. If Nobody Hates You. You Are Doing Something Boring. 32. People Get Mad When You Treat Them How They Treat You. 33. Happiness Is You And Your Best Friend Hate Same Person. 34. Sarcasm Is The Body’s Natural Defense Against Stupidity. ( Sarcasm Quotes . 35. Tip For 2017 : Don’t Get Emotionally Attached To Anyone. 36. My Secret Talent Is Getting Tired Without Doing Anything. 37. Don’t Remind Me How Old I Am ! I’ll Always Watch Cartoons. 38. My Problem Is That I Hate Maths But I Love Counting Money. 39. I Love All The Religions Because They All Bring Holidays ! 40. Studying Is My Drug. But Thanks To God. I Say No To Drugs.

Sarcasm Quotes for Twitter

41. Don’t Be Ashamed Of Who You Are. That’s Your Parent’s Job. 42. Everyone Is Matured Until Someone Brings Out Bubble Wrap ! 43. To Be Old & Wise, You Must First Have To Be Young & Stupid. 44. Sarcasm : Because Beating The Crap Out Of People Is Illegal. 45. The Hardest Part Of My Job Is…Being Nice To Stupid People ! 46. Never Laugh At Your Girlfriend’s Choice. You Are One Of Them. 47. It’s Okay If You Don’t Like Me…Not Everyone Has Good Taste. 48. If You Want A Sarcastic Answer, Don’t Ask A Stupid Question. 49. I Live For Two Reasons. 1 . I Was Born 2 . I Haven’t Died Yet. 50. Tom & Jerry Taught Me That Life Is Incomplete Without Enemies. 51. Dear 2017 : Make Sure You Don’t Come Up With Temporary People ! 52. I’M Actually Not Funny. I’M Just Mean & People Think I’M Joking. 53. I Don’t Believe In Plastic Surgery. But In Your Case, Go Ahead. 54. Brain Logic : Let’s Insult Our Best Friend Ore Than Our Enemies. 55. Just Wanna Be Rich Enough To Buy My Mom Everything She Deserves. 56. Show Me You’re Different & I won’t Treat You Like You’re Typical. 57. Thanks To The Wrong People In Life. They Teach The Right Lessons. 58. Sarcasm : The Ability To Insult Idiots Without Them Realizing It. 59. I’M Sorry What Language Are You Speaking ? It Sounds Like Bullshit. 60. Behind Every Successful Person…There’s Lot Of Unsuccessful Years.

61. Damaged People Are More Dangerous Because They Know How To Survive. 62. Everything Is Like Either Expensive, Illegal Or Won’t Text Me Back. 63. The World Is Filled With Good People. If You Can’t Find One, Be One. 64. 3 People Who Call Me. 1. My Mom. 2 . Wrong Number. 3 . Customer Care. 65. Closing Your Eyes After Turning Off The Alarm Is Very Dangerous Game. 66. Don’t Respect Her Because She’s A Girl. Respect Her Because You’re Man. 67. If The Teacher Tell You To Get Out, It Means You Have Won The Argument. 68. The Luckiest Are Those Who Fall Asleep As Soon As They Close Their Eyes. 69. Why People Buy Guitars Now A Days. 10% To Play, 90% To Click Profile Pic. 70. I Want One Of Those Jobs Where I Get Paid For Travelling Around The World. 71. Don’t Judge A Book By It’s Cover. Don’t Judge A Student By His Percentage. 72. May Be You Should Eat Some Makeup So You Can Be Pretty On The Inside Too. 73. My Girlfriend Is So Good At Playing Hide And Seek. I Haven’t Found Her Yet. 74. We Don’t Need Cctv Camera In Our Country. Neighbours & Relatives Are Enough. 75. When People Ask Stupid Questions I Feel Obligated To Give Sarcastic Answers. 76. I Don’t Care What People Think Of Me. At Least Mosquitoes Find Me Attractive ! 77. When I’M Free No One Texts Me ! & When I’M Busy. Bam ! Still No One Texts Me ! 78. True Bonding Is When You And Your Friends Are All Angry About The Same Thing. 79. If You Think Nobody Cares If You’re Alive, Try Missing A Couple Of Car Payments. 80. We All Have That One Teacher Who Give You Amazing Marks On Matter What You Write.

Sarcasm Quotes for Facebook

81. From The Moment I Saw You, I Knew I Was Gonna Spend He Rest Of My Life Avoiding You. 82. Babies Are So Lucky. They Can Sleep All The Day And Everyone Still Would Be Proud Of Them. 83. I’M Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings When I Called You Stupid. I Really Thought You Already Knew. 84. You Cried All Night ? You Were Hurt ? And No One Knows ? Congratulations ! You Are Mature Now. 85. I May Look Calm, But Inside My Mind I’ve Killed You 20 Times, In 5 Mins, In 20 Different Ways. 86. My Attitude In Exams. They Give Me Questions I Don’t Know. I Give Them Answers They Don’t Know. 87. I Can Only Please One Person Per Day. Today Is Not Your Day. Tomorrow Doesn’t Look Good Either. 88. I Love Texting People Who Reply Super Fast. It Makes Me Feel Like They Really Want To Talk To Me. 89. Bring Able To Respond With Sarcasm Within Seconds Of Stupid Question Is A Sign Of A Healthy Brain. 90. At Age Of 25, Others Want To Get Married And Have Kids But I Want My Parents In The Backseat Of My Audi 91. There Are Two Types Of People In The World. 1 . People Who Understand And Appreciate Sarcasm 2 . Idoits. 92. Askhole. A Person Who Constantly Asks For Your Advice, Yet Always Does The Opposite Of What You Told Them. 93. Need Money For College. Need College For A Job. Need A Job For Money. Who Was The Mastermind Behind This System ? 94. What’s The Point Of Education If You Still Throw Garbage On Street To Be Ultimately Picked By An Uneducated Person ? 95. If You Want To Change The World, Do It While You’re Single. Once You’re Married You Can’t Even Change The T.V Channel. 96. Not All Girls Are Made Of Sugar And Spice And Everything Nice. Some Girls Are Made Of Sarcasm, Wind And Everything Fine. 97. I’M Sorry, I Didn’t Realize That You’re And Expert On My Life And How I Should Live It ! Please Continue While I Takes Notes. 98. The Whole Purpose Of Sending A Text Is To Get A Reply Within Seconds Or Minutes Otherwise I Would Have Sent A Letter By F***In Mail. 99. My Future Wife Would Be Probably Texting Her Boyfriend About How They’re Gonna Stay Together. Haha, See You In A Couple Of Years, Sweetie. 100. Don’t worry about hurting my feelings, because I guarantee you not one bit of my self-esteem is tied up in your acceptance.

101. They say women speak 20,000 words a day. I have a daughter who gets that done by breakfast. 102. Excuse me, which level of hell is this? 103. When I’m feeling down and someone says “suck it up”, I get the urge to break their legs and say, “walk it off”. 104. You know that little voice inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Yeah, I don’t have that. 105. You know what I like about people? Their dogs. 106. People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite. 107. Have you ever met someone and thought, “There goes the reason why contraceptives were invented?” 108. I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse. 109. Most people have “Ah ha” moments. I have “Oh for f..ck’s sake, f..ck this shit” moments. 110. I have to stop saying how stupid you can be. Some people are starting to take it as a challenge. 111. I think Dildo is a perfectly acceptable insult. I’d call you a d..ck but you’re not real enough. 112. If your phone doesn’t ring, it’s me. 113. When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “Plot Twist” and move on. 114. If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whose funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, “haven’t decided yet.” 115. Sweetie, leave the sarcasm and insults to the pros. You’re going to hurt yourself. Go play in traffic. 116. What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically, better. 117. Abracadabra! Nope. You’re still a b..ch. 118. Oh. I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? 119. When people see you laying down with your eyes closed, they still ask “Are you sleeping?” And I’m like, “No. I’m training to die.” 120. Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we’re going to get done today.

Sarcasm Quotes for Whatsapp

121. My alone time is sometimes for your safety. 122. Sometimes I wish I could get a refund on the time I have invested on people that weren’t worth it. 123. I wish more people were fluent in silence. 124. Deja Poo. The feeling that you’ve heard this crap before. 125. I’m a lady, but when I’m mad, I am an evil sadistic demon spawned b..ch from hell that will make you regret the day you were born. And when I’m happy, I like to bake cookies and shit. 126. I’m an odd combination of “really sweet” and “don’t mess with me.” 127. I am in one of those moods where I just want to throw a book at someone’s face and be like: I facebooked you. 128. Controlling my tongue is no problem. It’s my face that needs deliverance. 129. Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end 130. Hmmm, I’m going to file your opinions right here between “f..ck this” and “f..ck that”. 131. I’m not petty, I’m dead ass disrespectful and I will straight up disrespect you if you want to play that petty game. Your feelings will be hurt. 132. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or won’t text me back. 133. Some people are a human version of a migraine. 134. Grammar. The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit. 135. If only closed minds came with closed mouths. 136. People think I’m shy because I don’t get involved in their conversations. The truth is, I don’t give a f..ck what they’re talking about. 137. I hate it when I think I’m buying organic vegetables but when I get home, I discover they’re just regular donuts. 138. It’s a beautiful day to leave me alone. 139. Congratulations! You’ve managed to make me feel like a worthless piece of shit again. Would you like an award for that? 140. I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

141. Life is a soup and I’m a freaking fork. 142. Some people are just treasures that you just want to bury them. 143. Sweetie, I’m going to need you to put those few remaining brain cells together and work with me here, Okay? 144. In order to insult me, I must value your opinion. Nice try though. 145. I’ve got heels higher than your standards. 146. If you don’t like and still watch everything I do, b..tch you are a fan. 147. I may look calm but in my mind, I’ve killed you three times. 148. Oh sure, you’re smart. Sesame Street smart. 149. Don’t worry about what I’m doing. Worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing. 150. I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 151. Oh, my bad. I’m sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something. 152. If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question. 153. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. No one cares. 154. Oh, you hate me? Join the club! There are weekly meetings at the corner of F..ck You St. and Kiss My Ass Blvd. 155. I’m 97% sure you don’t like me but I’m 100% sure I don’t care. 156. Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your food in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time? 157. I don’t have a bad temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit. 158. Listen, I’m a nice person. So if I’m a b..ch to you, you need to ask yourself why. 159. Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived! 160. People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

161. I try not to laugh at my own jokes but we all know I’m hilarious. 162. You are the result of 4 billion years of evolution. So act like it. 163. I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions. 164. I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me. 165. It’s nearly time for my Psychotic Break. 166. I know I don’t have to be sarcastic, but the world has given me so much material to work with. I would hate to be wasteful. 167. Here’s a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip. 168. Only dead fish go with the flow. 169. Some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass. 170. If I say “First of all”. Run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you. 171. In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 172. I am a nice person. Just don’t push the b..ch button. 173. The B..ch Slap. Keeping a..holes in line since 1836. 174. Warning. I’m bored. Things could get dangerous. 175. I am currently experiencing life at the speed of 15 wtf’s per hour. 176. Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments. 177. I’m confident my last words will be, “Are you fu…ng kidding me?” 178. I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f..ck. 179. We all have problems. Some of us just choose not to post them on Facebook. 180. In all honesty, things would’ve never worked between us. I’m a unicorn, you’re a donkey; I’m majestic, and you my love are just an ass.

181. It must be hard putting makeup on your two faces every day. 182. Nothing brings a group of a…holes together faster than something that’s none of their business. 183. Don’t be an a..hole to me, cause then I have to be an a..hole to you. And I’m way better at being an a..hole than you are. 184. My decision-making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. 185. Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. 186. I would like to confirm that I do not care. 187. Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. 188. Breaking someone’s trust is like crumpling up a perfect piece of paper. You can smooth it over but it’s never going to be the same again. 189. Please cancel my subscription to your issues. 190. Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works. 191. Patience. What you have when there are too many witnesses. 192. Good judgment comes from experience. And experience? Well, that comes from poor judgment. 193. I don’t know how to accept compliments. So thanks, suck a d..ck or whatever. 194. I need a cocktail. Hold the tail. 195. I’ve met some pricks in my time, but you my friend, are the f..cking cactus. 196. I don’t always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I’m probably at work. 197. Quick Tip: Mind your own motherf…ng goddamn business b..ch. 198. My loyalty cannot be bought. However, it can be rented. 199. I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it. 200. Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart? Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

In every sarcastic remark we hear, there is always some truth behind it. It’s easier to express our feelings to other people by being sarcastic. It makes the person laugh a little and accept the advice you say without them feeling offended. But being sarcastic can be a little harsh as well. We find ourselves using sarcastic quotes or remarks usually when we deal with our friends and family members. We use it as a way of dealing with issues in relationships, in decision making, and in life in general. If you want to know why sarcasm has now become a meaningful way to express one’s feelings, you have to familiarize yourself with them.