#NOTEVEN JOKING

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

james' eyes shine golden in the sun and sirius' eyes reflect silver in moonlight

[haver-of-wives]

I asked Dream a similar question, but hypothetically, if Dream took everything from you—your friends, family, home, possessions, everything—and said he would never interact with you in any way (direct and indirect) for the rest of his or your life, but he would only leave you alone if he destroyed all of said stuff, would you allow him to follow through?

-🍁

NO areyou kiddign me I would givein to his fuckign immortality bullshit before Iwould let him dothat im noteven fuckign joking literally anything is better than beign that completely alone

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

everyday im thankful the south park shipping fandom is sane and lets people have cartman ships, in the atla fandom poor aang is treated like he's an evil cathloic priest from nambla its crazy over there.. noteven joking.

its rather sad how the freaking nazi boy is given more respect than the genocide 12 year old monk and all over shipping its so lame. i wish people were just ship/let ship

[nunbot9k]

i genuinely dont lik e this person theyre so fucking sensitive eveyrhting i say just makes them clutch their pearls and whine like. last month around my birthday i said i wish my little mew mew would visit me and they told me i should tell them directly which. yeah good idea. and i just jokes that yeha i should tell them to come visit or ill walk into the woods and never be seen again and this stupid fuck just started going on abt how our relationship is not healthy and asked "do you guilttrip them often" . you stupid bitch do you really think they would fall for smt like thta. they finished the conversation by saying they wouldnt out up w this if they were my partner. who would ever date your stupid ass lmao. if my partner doesnt lik e me they can just fucking leave were noteven dating im nothign to them. i really dont understand why it likes them.

dawwggg stop acting sad i wont look after ur 4 cats while u go on vacation for 2 whole weeks lmaooo. if you dont give a shit abt ur own companion animals why should i. ur cat clings to anyone thatll feed it and spend days alone in ur apartment the vet toldu its developed separation anxiety and u keep leaving it alone? im starting to think that even if ur vegan u dont actually care abt animals and do not see them as equals to you bc i dont think id go camping if my roomate/person i love was going thru whhat ur cat is rn

[sentimonsters1]

top literal necessary anime watches for autistic &psychotic ppl noteven a joke

- mob psycho

- odd taxi

- natsumes book of friends

- welcome to irabus office (OCD BONUS

[itsmyonlydaytobefancy]

 i cant fucking handle myself anymore. i cant do anything. as soon as im starting to feel better and get the hang of things, everything crashes down around me and i get so fucking stuck. im so stuck. im trying to do these assignments but im stuck. i cant think. and ive usually been okay at test taking but no! i got a fucking d- on my psych exam and god knows what i got on my math. i had a presentation last week and it was so bad. like i literally just sat at the projector yelling and flailing. and im noteven joking it was that bad. i made such a fool of myself. luckily the teacher is nice af (and its music appreciation so its p easy anyways) and gave me an a-. but like, fuck man. 

like, i cant fucking think anymore. i cant DO anymore. im stuck. im stuck. im stuck. like, im working on #transitioningtoadulthood and i dont think its going so well bc i havent done much thats # adult. i want to do so many things. and my parents have such high hopes for me but i cant do it. i cant do it anymore.i cant i cant i cant ic anti i cant. i come early and stay late just to look at my assignments and a blank screen. 

i fucked up so bad last year and now its happening again. its happening again , its happening again. i cant. do. things. i used to be so good at school. like ehat happened? am i too challenged by college level work? i used to think i was smart but now im looking around and seeing that im actually a fucking idiot. like, its like my IQ got lower as my EQ got higher??? im just so emotional. i want to work on myself but in order for me to feel good about myself i need to be good at school but im not im not im not im not im not. i need help. but no one can help me. im just letting myelf drown. i dont know what to do. i cant get out of this. my mind is  a fog. nothing is clear. i cant do anything i cant do anything i cant do anything. 

and i cant tell my mom that im doing shitty. especially right now. nows an awful time. but im so close to breaking. shes my best friend and i cant fucking tell her. i cant tell her that im actual garbage. i dont know what s wrong with me . i dont know what to do. ive tried different approaches to doing work. i cant . ive tried blocking out my negative thoughts (surprising right) and it doesnt do anything bc theres still a layer of fog around my brain. im not good. im not cut out for school and im not cut out for the real world. i wish i could run away but like, theres so many things to that that i also couldnt deal with. maybe it would be better than here. i cant fucking do it. i cant. im fucking stuck. its slmost time for midterms and my grades are already fucked. im so screwed. i cant . im stuck. i cant drop classes and i cant fail anymore classes or else financial aid will get taken away for good. i cant . i just want to be successful. but im not. im gonna be stuck working at this stupid pharmacy, ringing up peoples candy and canned olives fo r the rest of my life til i die. my moms gonna watch her one and only kid become a trash can. i cant . i cant do this to her. i rather just run away. but guess who cant do that. so i guess ill just rot. ill just go to sleep forever, become one of those 1000 lb people and die in bed. i swear thats gonna haooen. just fucking shoot me, i want to de i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die iwant to die. 

i dont deserve anything my mom gives me. i really dont. sure im a nice kid. but im not smart. im not gonna be successful so why are we wasting all of our (mostly her) money. itd be better if i just fell ina  ditch adn never came back. just pretend i never existed. pretend i never wasted her time or energy or money.

i cant 

[almondmilklatte]

they did EVERYTHING wrong in this story I jhope the blow up I’m noteven joking

there’s shit that shouldn’t be more than an e-mail like 100k words for nothing to happen I’ll kill you

[bangzchan]

What if evens clip is the last and at the end it says EVEN skam season 5 I would die right on the spot

do noteven joke about this i,,

[omgpourquoi]

nothing subtle here (5/6)

They’d won. Even better, they’d come back from 3-0 deficit to win by 3, 6-3. Nursey loved winning no matter what, but the joy of earning it – of wiping the smug look off of Yale’s starting line up–  was his favorite kind of win.

Everyone was pretty lit by the time they got back to the Haus. A celebratory kegster was the best kind of kegster and Nursey was buzzing. Not in a drunk way, in a “we just won and I’m about to party” way.

“When you look like that, I know it’s going to be a long night.” Dex walked beside him, duffel bag over his shoulder. His tone said reluctance, but his honey eyes were dancing. Looking at Dex, Nursey knew that it was going to be a good night. 

He wiggled his eyebrows at Dex. “You have no idea.”

Nursey watched as Dex turned red, starting with his neck, spreading across his face and seeping down under the collar of his shirt. Nursey followed the spread as it disappeared from sight.

Sand. Lines. Nursey reminded himself.

Dex just rolled his eyes. Nursey breathed a sigh of relief.

 It was late, or early depending on how you looked at it, but Dex was wide awake. He was leaning against the wall, watching Nursey. It came with the Nursey Patrol gig, but Dex would have been watching him anyway. 

Dex took a sip of his beer and watched the way Nursey threw his head back as he laughed at a joke.

He took another sip and watched the way Nursey rolled his eyes at Tango, his challenger, and then downed a shot.

Dex took a sip and watched Nursey drink tub juice and grind to shitty pop music.

Dex went to take a sip and found his that his bottle was pretty much empty as he watched Nursey walk towards him. Dex downed what was left. 

“Whatcha doing, Dex?” 

Nursey tripped, because of course he did, and Dex caught him before he could hit the ground.

 “Keeping you alive, apparently.” Nursey patted Dex’s shoulder.

“Got my back.”

“I guess so.”

“You should dance.”

 “Yeah, right. You really are drunk.”

 Nursey held his hand to his chest in fake hurt.

“Noteven foryour beeeeeeest friend?” Nursey’s words slurred together a little bit, but Dex could make out their meaning. He snorted.

“I thought we agreed not to talk about that, you sap.”

“ Hey! You said it first, sap. I didn’t agree to anything.”

It was true they’d never agreed not to talk about it. They just hadn’t. And Dex was fine keeping that as the status quo. It was less painful that way.

 “Come on, Nurse, let’s get some electrolytes in you.”    

Dex half carried, half guided his defense partner into the kitchen. Nursey pulled himself onto the edge of the island counter as Dex dug through the fridge for a Gatorade. He looked around for a grape flavored one, but no luck. Nursey would have to settle for fruit punch. Dex opened the cabinet above the sink and scourged some peanut butter crackers. Opening the Gatorade, he handed it to Nursey.

Nursey frowned. 

“It’s red.”

“We’re out of purple.” 

Nodding, Nursey began to sip. Dex opened the crackers.

“Here you go, dumbass. Eat something. You’ll thank me later. Slowly.You are not throwing up on me, Nursey, not tonight.”

Drunk Nursey liked to be taken care of. At least, when the role of caretaker was being filled by William Poindexter.

He munched on his crackers while Dex leaned on the counter across from him, typing into his phone.

“Whatcha doin’ now?” he asked. Dex ignored him.

Nursey heard the sound of a text sending and Dex clicked his phone shut. He tilted his head, freckled arms crossed.

“You know, you sound even more New York when you’re drunk. Alcohol brings out the accent.”

Nursey grinned.

“You into it, Poindexter?” It had slipped through the haze, because filtering while drunk was not Nursey’s strong suit. It was the closest he’d ever been to asking the question.

Oh well, he could just blame it on the alcohol later. 

Dex just looked at him - and what. the. fuck. – was that a smirk? A smirk from Will?

Not chill.

Nursey flopped backwards, arms spreading as he landed across the island countertop. A few solo cups clattered onto the ground. Nursey heard Dex moving, but didn’t dare look. Nursey felt a hand on his leg. His eyes flew open.

Dex had a hand on Nursey’s knee. 

It’s a platonic knee grab, calm the fuck down, said the rational part of Nursey’s brain. But the rest of Nursey’s brain was very drunk and the complete opposite of calm.

He lifted his head off the counter so that he could look at Dex. And there he was, hand resting on Nursey’s knee, the other rubbing the back of his head nervously. Nursey watched at his throat bobbed.

“Nurse-”

The front door flew open, shocking them both. Dex pulled back and Nursey sat up, already missing the point of contact.

“I HEARD YOU ASSHOLES WON.” Despite losing his moment with Dex, Nursey couldn’t help but grin as Shitty flew into the kitchen, slamming down a case of beer. 

When he went to bed an hour later, Dex wasn’t there.

s/o to my sis @amonggsavages​​ for beta reading all this! Follow her, she’s actually the best??? She got me into this fandom, so you have her to blame.

My NurseyDex playlist that I listened to while writing. “Nothing subtle here” is a line from the Selena Gomez song, Bad Liar.

Chapter 5/6.  Read the rest: part one here. // part two here. // part three here. // part four here.

Will post on A03 soon! ((waiting to get accepted)). Thanks for reading and much love x

[the-firebird69]

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Almost Cut My Hair (Extended Version)

talkin talking and talking macs tisk tisk.  you don't live in reality.  your life is a lie your movies your astronauts telescopes intel data and witnesses areall on meth or saccharin or drugs and your tbi lets you laze around,due to nothing happening as you say.

and you stick your fag expressions in my face out of absolute arrogance having not eer returned from any other place having gotten here recently.  makes no sense.  none.  bluf or no we need adefinitive answer.  when your all gone we shall have it.

a wall is up tons knew and know.  lots blame you and yours some us.  no mater whose it is we flood. makesno sense...but that tons don't know and you let them die.  send them off hiding the truth holding their dollars telling on them all the time.  noteven used as a threat...norproper burial.  just whores for a hope you have no intel on at all.  and the northwill be ours.  and you will all be dead. 

we have confidence in our system here now. it is smooth.  he ironed out some detailes but we had it.  now have it tight.  and it is good he said to thought we mayexperience influx we did.  and you missed all our shows to sit nd yell like mr handshit on is lazy boy or sofa...losers really. 

it is a joke you took trump a wrker nd ruined him.  as you do all yours ghwb and buried him with stupid stuff. and now you work our son so we hit you your useless.we chopped you in half again and you cannot feel it.  after tonight you will.  your government gone  you will know it.  and feel it.  no to this yes to that mb to this no more your on your own.  and we know we can get him stuff. 

f off means just that in English. youwant to torture us with our own systems and comm so you will eat it now.  fools.  and you will fail in every endeavor and sit grinning like fat idiots.   moronic idits.  no caldera no ice.  no moon.  no wwiii.  just a hostage you cant touch at your prime.  how droll you are.  and how mean.  and dumb.  very dumb.  hilarious he says you act like really really dumb animals.  no pralell yet.

tossed out all you need to control him and think it works.  it wont.  your outrageous w your commentstoo.

we tell ya what you do that again and your gone ok gone  we send ppl after any who do that. and theircrews elsewhere

this is not McDonald or bbk drive through you did not amass a fortune to come over to me demand stuf for your paper you don't use to do anytying.  and wont be used as it is mostly useless now. 

retard shit you learned. demand it all the time look for a hole. is retard shit.  no making one or several an on and on.  just sit back watch tv demand stuf like ordering pizza. like a five yer old oh I have te phone.  ridiculous.  jail is much worse much mre attention

how lame.   turned into retard toddlers who don't recognize the first or last math problem of the day go to bed loving yourselves cuz you can piss me off w a look or talk and think its great, wake up in  a vat.   for real.  get eaten for your trouble.

lame. 

and you need to die for the reasons he outlined out loud.  useless.

no army of yours no forceto do squat to Kaiju no reason to live but him or not him.  and  no goal but to put yourselves down and up.  wierdos. nopower means no power soft or other.  did you think of that....Thor disables devices here all the time.  walks in with Harvester and out.  and I is his season will be here tonight to roust you fag tourists into leaving.  and idiot old shits.

so cheap I hate all of you.  and tommy should have fig it out this tommy. 

we are too cheap w him that is true way way way off.  that is a fact,and it is the fag bja for sure women and etc. but we let it happen and it did.  and he is right it is a working persns job not trump or veepand not sheepish macs who rest ontheir lauruls and count o their shitty lame act.  it is puke all day all night and in this area is death, ankelasouris all around, he is beat tired and all the time eats cks pulse and face look and eyes and fears the worst so teeth and feet and all the stuff we did bt bwe became invincible nd die of old age.  th place is meant for it.

and im telling it ike it is

nobody does well here if they were isolated sure but this cock sucking stuff and fag and queer and all te horny shit and fag shit and big fuck shit is horrible, and you Justin arethe worst shrink shit....shrink to nothing.  and macs moron shit pur more on.  and we see the stuff he talks about and no force on earth can stop it so what is it  not you im not 

Tommy Favino

  you you aint me and cant fool anyon when your body is looling just like mine I had tests run. so what is it

so its a bluff perfect.  ashrink and moron ass fight in the end....me and tommy can ref

Zues

no way but I do get it, you fight and wow. you talkand bja wow, nobody cares to hear It noboy I asked. it is not a show o a pln it is horror your so dumb.  this is my place mresponsibity he says we have to move.  apartment of tommy or other, and im stuck hard, I agree. every turn I go to stuck with your idiot ft faces in mine due to his talk.  and he is a hateful being vs us and it wont stick and we may not get it, but it is for very firm reasons hard math.  so you think on it there we try to move him, you want on it is fine. you last so that's ok but this dgsthit as to stop.  poo all day and night has fooled nobody and you die a lot.  I can tell you he pointed to it new one new onand I see it.  why not then.

Tommy Favino

the way he talkwe cannot let him go. 

jusin

so what you drive him to it

Tommy Favino

we pump him up and oh. ok you know too your not bill.  at all really.  a fag sitting here yelling kicking and shitting on himelf.  nope

Zues

we hear it all day they sound ridiculous and act under diress and are n under that much so cointinue he act and have no ida what it is or where or if it is there. and keep it up.  and die.  the usual denial.  powrerful wordstoo f off you would not know....and such, they are macs, and from a powerful cln still mac daddysher pull diminsed recently as hers died off so he is one of the mac daddys and bja.  and it is crap they dole out nd it is hit you say right no h e is right.  ive had I this isnot realiand I admit I was sick and ican be healed fast.  yoright your a firend

wel tommy I se your point and ide and plan. this calera gone and Tallahassee is up.  but isten to meit is the same shit.  the two big fellas think they canmk a suepre duper weapon.  the other fags who knows.  im on the lam and it very dangerous ake magic work.  same loser shit loser club lori was forced into.

thisis it tons new and I did nto was ill they want me to drink it away. what do we have then war oelse.   nevr worksthe scoot up to greenlan. due to idiots teachings....

ok like bill lund said you look at the problem as we ar and write it down on paper, the source of actual miseray is the folks here who quit as most did from dc 

reason is prb forgienrs they wont fight at all.  and suck at it then blame me for them marrhingthe and being stuck to tem and they ar to blame they don't work.

really is retirement and pluggers and sneaks.  there is no short cheat the underwatr world is for expers only, drilling there a miricl

hmmmm

but the worm could do it if they had fully depled ur.  and leave it there if it is AI so they must  have a fully depl worm.

 brad

we saw it shiny silver.   like coated fully depl ur like the swords and it was in brandon.  theguy was elon

levon mb

we work on it tommy says.  and it is real now Thor says.

[mango-shpango]

ok but like :> for the first time like two weeks im actually excited to do shit again!! like woo!! no longer the bad feeling n shit! all because a friend said when i have my famous arc

HEHHEHEHEH immmm happy :D rhats good :D

[salaadinthewind]

OMG I HAD THE BEST DREAM EVER LAST NIGHT. OK SO ME AND NIALL WERE LIKE LAYING ON A BED A CROSS FROM EACH OTHER TALKING AND HE PULLS OUT A FOUR LEAF CLOVER AND AND SAYS "LOOK I FOUND THIS FOR YOU" AND I SAY "DOES THAT MEAN IM GONNA GET LUCKY"  AND THEN HE KISSED ME AND THEN IT WAS OVER LIKE THATS IT. BUT IT WAS AMAZING.

[alliewithbooks]

Pixar song that makes me cry: "When She Loved Me" from Toy Story 2

Disney son that makes me cry: "The Second Star To The Right" from Peter Pan

[raelynncentauri]

Sigh

The only thing I hate about tumblr and it isn't even about it is that whenever I'm scrolling on mah dash like 

My internet decides to be a bitch and quit on me