#NOT TO MENTION I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A HAHA FUNNY TCM JOKE BECAUSE OF THE CHAINSAW DANCE THING BUBBA DOES

[creepy--claws]

[● Was about to make a joke about "what if someone tried to speed run a saw test or something" and then remembered Daniel Rigg was, in fact, a real character in the universe.

Also today I visited someone to drop off something and they showed me a tiny chainsaw, so I said "can you do the chainsaw dance with it" and my mom goes "Oh my god- so they're absolutely obsessed with horror movies" and THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNS TO HER AND GOES "have they seen Saw?"

BROTHER IN CHRIST I SAW THE FACE OF GOD IN THAT MOMENT. I HAVEN'T JUST SEEN SAW, I ADOPTED IT AS PART OF MY IDENTITY, AND IT HAS NOT WORN OFF.]