#NOT THIS MEME HAHHAHAH
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gothic-levi-arts · 2 months ago
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Not me using me irl as real life Sage XD
@sarinas-things (your oc hehe, yes I spelled her name wrong, ima die)
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tired-biscuit · 2 months ago
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rengoku and his kids are the “nine months making me suffer and he looks just like his STUPID DAD” meme
i’m sobbing pls, it’s not his fault hahhahah 😭
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memeave · 4 years ago
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shirubiaowo · 4 years ago
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Zoom meetings with the crew in 2020:
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Zoom meetings with the crew in 2021:
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faragonreblogs · 5 years ago
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I’m making it my duty to stream all of FFX in December, so that people can watch it and understand why I suffer when everyone picks on this game. 
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THIS CRAB IS MY PRESIDENT
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controlledhues · 8 years ago
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Send ✆ and I’ll tell you the following about your muse’s contact profile in my muse’s phone
Name: Clair 💙
Photo: She has a selfie with Clair when they were at the Aquarium (sorry for not drawing it hdsjfgjsk ;__;)
Ring tone: This one. Even though it’s in Korean, here are the translations.
Last text sent: ❝Please stay safe, ok? 💙 
Last text received: ❝Yup. I will tell you. Thanks :)❞ 
3 most recent sent emojis: 💙 🐉 😂
3 most recent received emojis: 😂 🐉 🎉
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velvetstreets · 3 years ago
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SEAL MY DARLINGGGG 💀💀😘😘😘
SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY PT. 3
I Wanna See Some Ass/Cyber Sex
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A/N: PART 3 omg I had no motivation for so long but I’m finally back in the swing of things! THANK YOU SEAL @jackharlowsbabe for helping conceptualize a certain rapper’s appearance 👀 🙇🏽‍♀️🫶. Anyways, pls enjoy 🤍
None of the people in my writings portray the actual people I write about! It’s all a work of fiction, I have no idea how they are/act irl.
Warnings: smut, penetrative sex (f!receiving), swearing, overstimulation.
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Jack’s POV
It was 10am when Jack woke up the next morning; the sun peeked through the shades as Jack felt the warmth on his skin. Slowly opening his eyes, he grinned at the thought of last night - particularly, you.
The grin that was plastered on his face quickly dropped as he turned his head and saw the empty bed. He knew you wouldn’t stay -you didn’t seem like the type - but deep down a part of him hoped to see your face next to his when he woke up. Before he got the chance to sulk, he noticed the white paper with a scribbled note on the bedside table.
Text me. - Cin. Read the note with your number scribbled on it. Jack couldn’t help but grin widely, knowing that some part of you wanted to see him again, and soon. He grabbed his phone and put your number in, halting as he tried to figure out what to text you.
Jack: so I guess the piano playing comment didn’t work well enough to keep you next to me through the night :(
Cin: if you think one lil’ comment like that was enough for me to stay, you’re gonna burn out quick with me. Anyways, it got you my number didn’t it? 🤔
Jack: And I couldn’t be more grateful, gives me more opportunities to show you how well you deserve to be treated. We can start by dinner, tonight? If you’re free that is 😌
Jack subconsciously chewed on his lip as he saw you typing, nervous about your response.
Cin: Can’t tonight lover boy, I’m working.
Jack sighed, he knew he shouldn’t have gotten his hopes up, he couldn’t expect someone like you to just drop everything instantly - you had a job and a life.
Cin: but how about Sunday? I’m free then
He couldn’t help but let the giant grin spread on his face as he felt excitement run though his body. He was worried about scaring you off, but it seems as if you liked him more than he anticipated - which was a relief in Jack’s eyes.
Jack: Sunday’s perfect. I’ll pick you up at 8. See you then beautiful 💜.
Jack smiled to himself as you hearted his message, and started to plan for your date.
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Cin’s POV
It was now Friday; a little over 2 months after you had your date with Jack, and things were going well. He had taken you to a lowkey Italian spot - not too fancy as he knew you felt uncomfortable, but not as plain of a date as fast food. You went on a few more dates (and hookups 👀) and you started to feel more comfortable around him. You could laugh and relax around him - something you hadn’t let yourself do for anyone for a while. Jack was a total gentleman - he was smooth and filled with confidence; but not too much to the point he came off arrogant. He spoke to you so loving and tenderly, it shouldn’t have surprised you since you continuously called him ‘lover boy’, but it did. You and Jack had been texting frequently; some texts more explicit than others, but you liked how smooth and quick-on-his feet he was. However, you did like to catch him off guard every so often - like right now.
You snapped a picture in one of the mirrors of the club changing room and sent it to him captioning it with:
“How do I look? Bout to head to the stage 🥺”.
You wore a fish-netted one-piece that left nothing to onlookers imagination; the fabric laid perfectly against your skin, contouring your shape seamlessly, your ass and back on full display except for the thin string that held your tits up.
You giggled to yourself as you saw the three dots pop up, signifying Jack had now seen the picture; patiently waiting for his response.
Jack: Fuck ma… don’t tease me like this
Imma rip into that stupid fit when I see you later.. y’pretty much asking to be punished - letting everyone see what’s mine.
Cin: Not yours, remember? 🤔
Jack: Hmmm, you say that, but I’m the one who gets to take you home every night 😤. But you look amazing, go kill it mamas. I’ll see you in a few hours yeah? 💜
Cin: see you soon lover boy 😘.
You grinned as you locked your phone and put it in your locker. You shut the small door and held back a yelp, startled as Ivy stood leaning against the rest of the lockers with a knowing look on her face.
“What?” You sighed.
“You’re getting attached. You like him!”
“I do NOT, he’s just a good time, nothing serious.”
“Mmhmm, sure Cin, look all I’m saying is either give into him completely and let yourself be vulnerable; OR, cut him off soon, before it’s too late and it gets messy.” She said in an honest tone. You knew she was right, but that didn’t mean you wanted to hear it.
“It’s cool V, I got this on lock I promise. Stop worrying.” You groaned, adding a few final touches to your makeup in the mirror.
“You know I worry because I care about you babes.” Ivy said, coming over to you with a soft smile and hugging you from behind.
“I know, and I appreciate it, really. But I’m a big girl, I know what I’m doing.” You said with a convincing smile. You were a little weary about your situation with Jack, you didn’t completely know what you were doing, but you weren’t gonna let that stress you out. You could handle your own shit, this was nothing new.
Ivy gave you a light squeeze and a kiss to your cheek before you headed out to the stage. Stepping behind the curtain, you waited for Scarlet to announce you and for the music to start. Stepping out onto the stage, all eyes were on you. Your soft tan skin gleamed in the light as you began to bend down and dance; money immediately being thrown your way.
You continued to dance your routine for a while, loving the attention on you, before you caught a familiar eye.
It was none other than champagnepapi himself, King of the 6 - Drake. He shot you a smirk and a wink as you shook your head with a smile.
You and Drake had slight history, he had taken a liking to you a couple years ago, and the two of you had a small fling but ended it unanimously - and now he was a good friend who came to see you every once in a while.
Once your set ended, you walked off stage and into the floor, with none other than the 6 God walking over to greet you himself.
“Sinful Cin, it’s good to see you again, beautiful.” Drake said in his velvety tone, bringing you in for a sweet hug.
“If it ain’t The Boy himself; what’re you doing here? You’re way too famous now to be hangin’ round here anymore. Don’t you have more important things to do?” You joked, still in his embrace as you both pulled away from the hug.
“Nothing’s ever too important for me not to come and see your sweet face, Cin.” Drake flashed a smile, his diamond implant shining and showcasing his wealth in a minimalistic way.
“Shut up, your ass is so annoying.” You laughed, lightly slapping his chest, as he laughed with you and brought you closer into his chest.
“What, I can’t come around and show my love anymore?”
“Of course you can, Certified Lover Boy.” Drake rolled his eyes playfully at you as you smirked at your pun.
“That’s what they call me. What’re you doing after your shift? You free?” He asked, his hand now on your lower back; respectful as always with a slight hint of sexual familiarity as you felt the heat radiate from his hand.
“Maybe, we’ll see.” You said, dancing around his question. Jack was supposed to pick you up after your shift if he could get out of the studio in time, but you didn’t know when that would be. You knew Jack would be annoyed if he found out you wanted to go hang with Drake, especially since they were friends, but you didn’t owe him any explanation. You were your own woman, Jack hadn’t claimed you, and you didn’t want to be claimed right now. Or that’s what you told yourself.
“Okay sweetheart, let me know if you change your mind.” Drake said, kissing your forehead and going back to sit with his entourage, letting you get back to work. As the hours passed, you did a few private dances for some regulars and a few newbies, before Jack entered the club. You sat down drinks that people at Drake’s table had ordered as Jack made his way over to you.
“Hey baby-“ Jack started to say before he was cut off by Drake’s presence.
“Jackie Boy!! How are you mi brudda?” Drake said, pulling Jack into a bro hug.
“Aye man.. things are great, what are you doing here?” Jack questioned, his demeanor calm and friendly, but the way he looked between you and Drake told you he was suspicious.
“I’m in town recording some new stuff… and to visit my favorite girl Cin.” Drake chuckled, throwing an arm over your shoulder.
“Oh y’all know eachother?” Jack’s eyes flashed to yours.
“We go way back, don’t we Cin?” Drake smiled, unaware of the tension present.
“Yeah, we do.” You quipped. The way Jack’s jaw tightened and his tongue poked against his cheek made you laugh inwardly. You weren’t exactly lying, you and Drake did go way back, and although you weren’t a thing anymore, you decided to let Jack fill in the blanks himself to determine what the nature of your relationship with Drake was.
“Come sit with us-“ Drake insisted. Jack politely declined, but Drake wasn’t one to let up easily. He finally convinced Jack to sit with them, but not before he bent down to whisper in your ear.
“Private room Cin? Wanna get some alone time with you before someone else steals you away.”
You nodded at him and took his hand. As you led the way, you caught Jack’s eye as he kept his stare on you; his hand gripping the glass in his hand tightly, you thought it might break.
You disappeared behind the curtains, and walked Drake into a room, sitting him down as you started to dance. You did your routine, with Drake making slight sexual comments, and a few jokes - lightening the atmosphere between the two of you. When you were done, the two of you walked out and Drake handed you a stack of cash, pulling you in for another side hug and kissed your forehead. You felt Jack’s stare burning through the side of your head as you temporarily said bye to Drake, walking to the back to get ready for your second set of the night. You walked onto the stage, showcasing a new routine you had been working on. The way you danced and moved up and down the pole had the audience mesmerized; stacks of cash being thrown in the air your way. There were always big spenders at the club, but Drake was something different. He blew stacks on stacks on stacks when he came to see you. The entire stage was flooded with his cash, and you couldn’t help but revel in the glorious feeling of money and attention.
Jack on the other hand, was furious. He hated seeing you this excited and happy dancing around in someone else’s money; especially when it was a close friend like Drake; you were taunting him. He knew it, but it didn’t make him any less jealous. Despite his feelings of jealousy, Jack couldn’t help feel conflicted, as he couldn’t ignore the growing arousal in his pants as his eyes never left your enticing figure. He was gonna have to put you in your place.
When you finished your routine and were picking up the last few bills on the stage, Drake came up and handed you 2 more stacks. As you took them from him, he held your hand and brought it up to his lips, giving a gentle kiss.
“I gotta dip angel, but I promise I won’t go that long again without seeing you. Be safe, see you soon.” Drake said before kissing your cheek and nodding to his crew that they would now leave.
You watched as Jack stood up to say goodbye to everyone, his eyes drifting back to yours every other second. He made his way through the club floor, meeting you at the door once you walked off the stage and had gathered your things.
“Hi, lover boy.”
“You done with your shift?” He asked in what appeared to be a calm tone, but you knew he was holding himself back since he was in a public setting.
“Good. Car, now.” He said sternly, taking your hand in his and dragging you out the club.
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“-fuckfuckfuckfuck, nngh- Jack!” You moaned loudly as Jack fucked you into the cash covered mattress.
Jack was upset with you, more than upset- for relishing in Drake’s attention and the money he spent on you. In fact, he was so bothered, he took out duffel bags full of cash while you were in the private room with Drake, planning your punishment.
When he dragged you into his apartment and into his room, he threw the bags on the bed and emptied them fully, claiming that if you wanted or needed money, that you come to HIM, and no one else.
“Oh now you wanna pay attention to me baby? Looked like you were having too much fun with him to even remember me. Tell me princess, can he fuck you like this?” Jack said, taunting you.
His hips slammed against your ass, one hand gripping your hip so tight that there would for sure be bruises in the morning, the other pressing against your spine. Sweat slid down your spine tattoo, which drove Jack crazy. His dick thrusted into you at a delicious pace, you could barely form words to answer him.
“Awww, this dick making you speechless huh ma? I asked you a fuckin’ question.” Jack ordered.
“N-no, h-he couldn’t, only you Jack, only you.” You whined into the sheets.
“Who got you this wet? Who’s the one who’s got you screaming every night? Who’s making you feel this fuckin’ good?
“You baby,- oh god, just like that-“ you babbled, fisting the sheets as tears of pleasure started to slip from your eyes.
“Yeah? Then why give him all your attention? Don’t I take care of this pussy well enough?” Jack questioned, pulling you by your hair so your back was flush against his chest; his lips coming right next to your ear as he fucked up into you at piston speed. All you could do was let out cries and moans of pleasure, not trusting your voice to have the capacity to respond.
“I’m the only man who’s allowed to spend that much money on you. Only me. Y’got that, baby?” Jack said sternly, turning your head toward his to bring you into a sloppy, needy kiss before encouragingly pushing you back down to the mattress.
“Yes Jack, fuck yes, so good, so so good-“ you moaned. The sound of your pussy squelching echoed against the walls, causing Jack to smirk. He reached a hand around you, and pressed against your lower abdomen.
“Y’feel me princess? Taking this dick so well, such a good girl f’me.” Jack praised. The juxtaposition of his jealous stern attitude now switching to praise made your head spin, you could feel your orgasm approaching.
“J-Jack, I’m gonna cum, I’m gonna cum, it’s too much-“ you cried out.
Jack then started to rub your clit, the overstimulation sending you into overdrive. Tears spilled from your eyes as you came hard, a pornographic moan escaping you as your walls squeezed around Jack’s cock.
“There you go, my good girl.”
You attempted to push his hand away from you clit, but Jack’s fingers stayed rubbing you, causing your eyes to roll back into your head.
“You can take it angel, doin so well for me, fuck you feel so good Cin, so fuckin’ good.” Jack continued, his high approaching.
“Cum for me baby.” You moaned out, clenching your walls, you wanted him to feel as high as you did right now.
Those four words were more than enough for Jack as he pulled out and came on your lower back and ass, and falling into the sheets next to you. He slung his arm over your waist, pulling you closer to him as he tried to calm his breathing. You smiled at him, and he let out a laugh.
“Fuck, that was hot.” You told him.
“Fuck yeah it was.” He breathed out.
“Didn’t know you were one to be possessive, Harlow.” You smirked at him.
He turned on his back and pulled you onto his chest.
“Oh I’m very serious about what’s mine and important to me.” He grinned at you.
“And I wasn’t kidding. If anyone’s gonna spend bags on you, it’s me. Not Drake, not no one. Me.” He said in a gentle yet firm tone.
“Okay?” He asked.
“Okay.” You grinned and nodded.
“Stay the night?”
“Jack-“ you started.
“I know, I know. I don’t care though, I’ll never stop asking.” He smiled and winked at you.
“Stay until I fall asleep at least?” He countered.
“Mhmmm.” You nodded and cuddled into him.
Soon enough you felt his body relax into you and soft snores escaped his lips.
You laid and stared at his face, admiring his features.
“…. I like you.” You whispered, finally admitting it to yourself. You lightly kissed his nose before slipping out of his hold and putting your clothes back on. Closing his front door, you smiled to yourself before slipping out into the night.
To be continued…
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your-local-bnha-writer · 5 years ago
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Can I request headcanons for Izuku, Todoroki and Bakugou where they're watchign a movie/TV show with the reader and some seductive line happens which makes the reader laugh and they repeat it to the guy as a joke but it accidentally flusters or turns them on. Reader is none the wiser about what they just did
pick up lines
characters included | izuku, todoroki, bakugo
warning | suggestive themes
genre | spicy with fluff
a/n | hiii! thanks for requesting! i changed it just a bit bc i don’t watch enough movies or shows to know any seductive lines 💀💀 i hope this is okie!
izuku gif | @unfamiliarworld
todoroki gif | @uchihaharunoss
bakugo gif | @hanae-ichihara
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
izu:
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- pShh this boyYyYy
- okie so like y’all are just chilling in the common area
- and it’s just the two of you
- you’re scrolling through your phone and suddenly you read a hilarious flirty pick up line
- in fact, it was so funny you decide you try it on your boyfriend
- “hey hey izu!” and he turns to you smiling
- smiling so innocently ☺️
- “yes hun?”
- you lean into his ear
- and whisper
- “i’m not wearing socks and underwear to match”
- you lean back and burst into laughter
- izu on the other hand
- “oh MY GOD—“
- he’s flustered bc like
- you don’t just say that to someone 😳
- eSPECIALLY NOT HIM BC HE GETS SO EMBARRASSED
- eventually he gets over the initial shock but you’re still laughing your head off
- and his eyes darken
- “y/n-san...don’t start things you can finish”
todo:
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- HA this boy wouldn’t get it
- i hc him as he’s cultured in vines and memes but not romance
- let alone...flirting
- it was a miracle that he managed to charm you without money 👀
- anyways,, y’all are in his room just chilling yk like normal people
- you’re on his lap facing him and you’re on your phone
- when you come across a pick up line
- you chuckle at it and look up more lines bc they’re funny
- sooner or later you’re scrolling through hundreds of lines and you’re laughing your ass off
- ��what’s so funny love?” and you’re immediately reminded about your boyfriend
- “oh nothing just— can i try something on you?”
- “sure?”
- so you remove yourself from his lap, choose a line and go
- “is there a mirror in your pocket? bc i can see myself in your pants”
- queue the cricket noises
- you’re snickering but shoto still doesn’t get it
- resorting to the internet and literally looks up the definition
- and when he does
- BAM! fire on his left side
- he cools off and then pins you down which stops your laughter
- “if you continue...i won’t be able to stop, baby”
baku:
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- sKSIDI
- OK OK OK sooo you’re in the living room
- like deku it’s just the two of you
- y’all are cuddling and yk it’s pretty chill
- hahHAHAH
- not for long 😐
- nahhh bitch
- so you’re thinking abt how your day was
- when suddenly you remembered a pick up line you remembered denki telling you to use on bakugo
- and thus, chaos begins
- you excitedly hop from the couch and turn to your boyfriend
- “bakugo!! listen to this!”
- he literally just grumbles but puts his phone down to listen to whatever it is you’re excited abt
- “do you think it’s loud in here?” and pause
- he just give you a “wtf” look
- “it’s literally just the—”
- you cut him off
- “because you can use my thighs as earmuffs”
- and you fricken laugh
- YOU LAUGH
- he’s over here trying not to pop a fricken boner in front of you
- and you’re giggling!!!
- eventually he just picks you up and throws you over his shoulder
- “maybe i will”
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soleilsuhh · 4 years ago
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hihi faye!! hopefully this gets sent in because i’ve been a little too lucky with asks getting sent as of the last two days. today was just kind of a meh day. i went to the community garden and did some work there, even though it was sweltering hot. it felt good though, and we’re going to be distributing the food in maybe a month or less! i did some work with some movies as background noise and luckily i finished! and thank u v much for the memes! my fav is probably jeno being possessed :D -🕴<3
hi my love ! a meh day is still a better day so i’m glad <3 ooo that sounds good ! and yeah the weather is unbearably hot here as well :’) you’re welcome ! hahhahaH i love that one too omg; my personal favorites are jeno’s and sungchan’s hehehhe
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seremity-archive · 4 years ago
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matteo & lexi for the ship meme
send me a ship and i’ll tell you:
Who said “I love you” first:  HAHHAHAH none of them they are stunt emotionally Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: hear me out lexi woud 100% have gone into his phone while he was sleeping and put a photo of her as his background. probably naked Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: lexi, it varies from bratty thing to kinda nice Who buys the other cheesy gifts: lexi did once as a joke Who initiated the first kiss: i feel like lexi was already on top of him but he initiated the kiss Who kisses the other awake in the morning: lexi, maybe with more than a kiss Who starts tickle fights: matteo when she’s being a brat Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: both of them  Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: neither? maybe lexi on her good days Who was nervous and shy on the first date: neither, did they date? fjsdlkjfs Who kills/takes out the spiders: matteo, cause lexi is not bothered to get up but she pushes him till he does it Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: lexi? in a very non lovingly way
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windbyfire · 5 years ago
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would u mind if i share that i am looking respectfully meme on twitter?? its so funny
i drew that expecting that the fandom would use it indeed hahhahah so go for it :)
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mckorney · 5 years ago
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chartruese, timberwolf pero coral talaga
TIMBERWOLF = I trust you
Chartruese = you’re my homie
Coral = you’re a meme
Iuhhhhhh chesca! Meme mo mukha mo hahhahah
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nofeartina · 6 years ago
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Hey lovely Tina! For the ff meme : would you want to answer Nr. 14 and 23? Have a great evening! <3
Hiiiii sweetie! :) You too! <3
I just answered 14 here. :)
23. fics you wanted to write but didn’t
Hahhahah well!! I have a full list of fics I want to write with Cola but we can only write so many at once. xD
And then there’s the arranged marriage AU that I’ve been teasing about forever. It’s still waiting for me to get back to it. I’ve added to it occasionally but haven’t managed to focus just on that for a longer period of time. Maybe I’ll be able to in the new year, who knows. :)
Send me a fanfic end of the year asks
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no but wait i actually love this. it's incredibles meme with writer sadness ilove live for that hahahahh
bless ya op hope yalls have a lovely beautiful happy day hahhahah
me: god if this author doesn’t update I’m going to DIE
also me, an author with several WIPs:
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dinkfamgifs · 7 years ago
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eeeyyyyy bb, could you make a "My name is jenna, im 30 and I have a basketball game tomorrow" giftset? Thx, bb!
yesss!!! i’m working on this now! :)
i went to a vine/meme party and dressed up as jenna in a basketball shirt last night actually hahhahah i love it so much! - b 
edit: finished!
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