#NOOOOO PLEASE DONT BAN ME )))))):

[gigi-does-art]

GAHHHHHH THANK YOU <33333 Rey and Rey-Rey are his cute little nickname I called him in my head and decided to implement into his story! And yes! Them being from El Salvador is my favorite part <333333 makes them feel more personal for me lol 💚💚💚 I also can’t wait to progress their stories 🥹🥹🥹

Revealing my re oc here now!!!! My little guys <333333 I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH THEY ARE MY CHILDREN THEY DESERVE ONLY YHE BEST 💚💚💚💚 (i actively put them through the horrors-) Their names are Reynaldo Medrano and Eliana Aguilar, they are raccoon city survivors that Leon meets are rpd and they all traverse through rpd together! I love this little trio so much and I would love to ramble about them more on here at some point!

And also! Check out this art that @residentfurry made that includes my oc reynaldo!!! It’s really adorable and deserves so much attention <333333

(Also some general facts and stuff about them under the cut!)

Reynaldo Medrano:

-24 yrs old during re2

-Pansexual and Demiromantic

-El Salvadorian, he immigrated to the U.S. with his family when he was 11

-Middle Child, he has an older brother and a younger twin sister

-Worked as RPD and was planning to quit but decided to take one more shift and now he’s in the middle of an apocalypse

-He pretty friendly and easygoing, but can be serious when needed, he gets along with mostly everyone. However, he has a major distaste for authority, he hates people bossing him around or making him feel inferior. He just wants to be treated as an equal

-His love language is teasing

-His nickname is Rey-Rey lol, given to him by his twin sister

Eliana Aguilar

-3 yrs old during re2

-AroAce

-El Salvadorian, she was taken from her parents by Umbrella tho-

-Only child

-Was found by Reynaldo wondering the streets of Raccoon City during the outbreak after she escaped from the hospital in the chaos and later taken to rpd where they hid out until Leon arrived

-Reynaldo playfully called her Eli (pronounced Ellie if that makes sense lol) once to make her feel more comfortable and the nickname just stuck

-Is mostly shy and quiet in the beginning, sticks close to Reynaldo and Leon. Overtime, she opens up to them and becomes more relaxed

-Has an unexplained ability to produce and control fire, which is why she was kidnapped by Umbrella. This is also due to the fact that her fire abilities aren’t caused by a man-made virus (don’t know how to explain it but the gist is that it’s something in her DNA LMAO)

-She has little control over it at first, but learns overtime to use it to her advantage and master her abilities fully as she gets older

-She’s baby, I can’t believe I put her in the middle of an apocalypse LMAOOOO

(And some sketches of them! The catified ones are more recent while the third one is a couple of months old 😭)

[rzyraffek]

Everyday life with slashers!!!(part 2)

(Swf) Request open

The Collector

Can somone explain why people call him Asa Emory, i never seen this name in movies

Has No clue how to cook, you leave this man alone in kitchen for 3minutes, your house is going to be in fire

He will give you Moths from his collection

He let you name his dogs, but dont get attached they might die

If he knows that you are sensitive to gore stuff he will ban you from going to his hideout(maybe you are allowed but only with him constantly next to you)

Hes not fan of physical touch, if you hug him because you are scared or need support, hes alright with that but dont expect him to hug you every time he gets a chance

Thomas Hewitt

Great at cookin, and suprisingly, cooks not only meat. But please buy him a new pan

Will pick you up, no matter how much you weight, have you seen this man? He stronk

Loves cuddles, but only in privite places, but He holds your hands very often

Somedays theres a lot of victims to deal with and he is so tired and stressed afterwards

He never dated anyone, so basicly anything 'sexy' you do will make him blush and giggle like teenage girll😳😳

He is definitly into tights, will hug them and lay on them

Billy Lenz

I know this silly possum men was in part 1 BUT I Just love him too much okay

He will steal all your blankets and make cocoon

due to horrible traumatic past and never diagnosed mental illnes he has weird relationship with girls. So you better be a man or the most Saint and patent girll ever (or another nonbinary possum person)

He talks to your plushies and figurines(if you have any).

Billy has 2moods: 1 😳please hug me😩hell yeah huggies😈I may not commit crimes today🤯 AND 2 hissss👽stay away🤨u smeel?😒(stink), Billy no like you anymor🙄

He is huge simp, one complement and you got this man doing backflips just for you babe

The man from Hush

Probably knows how to fish, buy him one of this hats that say "fish fear me, women love me"

Wants to tattoo your name on his arm😨

Probably plays COD

Loves kisses on cheeks

If you find masks atractive, and he will find out, he will wear mask around you wayyy more often

Hugs from behind>

Loves watching boring movies with you so you can Fall asleep on him(he wont move a muscle)

Yautja

Loves when you try to kiss his face( hihih human shmol can reach him)

Loves to pick you up and just walk around with you

When you fall asleep on him he wont move till you wake up. He is patent dont worry he enjoys it

Gives you Skulls, claws, theeth, ect as sign of undyjng love to you

If you are an artist he secretly wants you to paint his nails and armor. Will wear it with pride

He is like cat, when you scrach him in good places he will just instantly lay down and sleep. Will hug you, so prepare for heavy arm resting on you for about a hour

When you try to tickle him he will be like🤨🤨"mate if you trying to attack me, try using fists, not fingers?".After that you explain to him what tickling is, he probably will pretend that he has some just to see you try your best in tickle fight😈😈😈he may let you win. "Oh nooooo*totaly dramatic gasp* my human mate wooon aaaah those tickles aaaa myy weakness nuuuu *explodes* " (the lack of commas and big leters was on purpose, he did not change his voice even once)

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for being Rodrick’s best friend

Rodrick Heffley x reader

warnings: breakups from unnamed relationships

a/n: thank you anon !!!

prompt: anonymous: “i’m not sure if you still do rodrick, but if you do, do you mind doing a best friend headcanon for him? tysm in advance!! i really love your writing and would love to see how you would portray a friendship with him ☺️”

you and rodrick met in middle school

sent to the principal’s office at the same time, actually

“what are you in for?” -rodrick

“gave a kid a black eye. you?”

“put a thumbtack on a teacher’s chair”

“holy crap, good for you”

“what are the odds we get detention together?”

“pretty good. wanna sit together?”

you sat together in detention for a week straight

best week of your life because this kid ended up being the best friend you would ever have

you’d go to each other’s house every other weekend

his family was a little bit chaotic to say the least, but they ended up being your family after a spending all that damn time with them

and your family thought rodrick was sweet (he put on a ridiculously fake persona so that they didn’t ban you from hanging out with him)

“what are we gonna do today?”

“i was thinking we could throw rocks at oncoming cars?”

“rodrick, i dont want to get arrested today”

“just a thought”

riding skateboards down the street and usually wiping out because of pebbles smh

mrs. heffley usually took care of your minor wounds

“im glad you guys are getting outside, but i wish you were a little more careful”

“sorry, mrs. heffley...”

being forced to bring greg along on your adventures

he hated being there just as much as you hated having him there

“rodrick, stop kicking him!”

“what? he started it!”

“how?”

“by looking at me”

i SWEAR rodrick steals money from his mom and the two of you sneak off to the gas station to buy fucking monster energy drinks and sour candy

you two leave stuff at each other’s houses all the time but it’s not even an inconvenience at this point

showing up unannounced

“oh, hi, y/n! rodrick’s in his room, i’m sure he’ll be happy to see you!”

you running up the stairs and finding him PASSED OUT snoring in bed

jumping on him in a very fun perpendicular fashion

“GET UP”

“nooooo!!!”

“i think we should go to the movie theater tonight. i am boooooored”

“what movie?”

“i dont careeee as long as we can do something, anything!”

“fine, we can go”

rodrick’s dad calls you a freeloader shhshshsh

his mom gets mad every time bc she knows you help out around the house whenever you can bc you’re there so much and you know the ins and outs of the heffley household

feeding manny m&m’s for sport

“manny, catch!”

being apart of the band

“can we sing something that isn’t about diapers?”

“it’s the band’s thing, y/n, we can’t just not sing about diapers”

you gave rodrick a tattoo on his leg dhshshhssh it’s ur initials so he’s gotta remember you for the rest of his life

you geeked out the day rodrick got his van oh mannn

“dude, think of all the adventures!”

“i know! y/n, we gotta go on a road trip. please, let’s go”

“yeah, right! maybe after graduation?”

“now you’re talking!”

also you’re included in all heffley vacations and they’re always entertaining

but you and rodrick end up staying behind a lot and just spectating from afar

“uh, i think you’re brother is naked..?”

“which one? doesn’t matter. it’s normal”

rodrick drives to school every day but he’s an awful driver and it’s awful

when you have a crush on someone, rodrick has to put in his two cents

sometimes he’s for it and sometimes he’s very against it but you always take his word very seriously

and when HE has a crush it’s usually his polar opposite and you have to snap him out of it

breakups on both ends are wildly hilarious

you’re usually a lil down in the dumps and he drags you around until you get back in your groove, or he’ll sit and trash talk while you watch action movies and eat brownies

HIM on the other hand? he just wants to go absolutely feral and wear himself out, im talking parties, sneaking into the neighbors yard for the trampoline (theyre never home), playgrounds at midnight just to swing, carrying you around the woods while exploring

you two always have one another’s back and it shows

kinda sorta forgot to mention almost anything about school but u definitely have each other’s locker combinations

“rodrick, i lost my biology book, can i borrow yours?”

“yeah, sure. not like im using it”

always sitting with rodrick at lunch

and swapping food sometimes

he always got extra of your favorite dish for you

rodrick got detention after school so much that you now have a key to his van and either hang out in there until he serves his sentence or you drive home and pick him up later :)

you and your dear friend rodrick are practically inseparable and that’s a fact 😌 you have a sibling-like bond that can never be broken

taglist: @cullens-stuff // @orgawnas // @randomawesomeperson102 // @queen-destenie // @thatwaspossesion // @frostedgiant //

[foryouthegays]

im laughing so fricken hard at this conversation at 2:29:35 of MINECRAFT CHAMPIONSHIP W/ WILBUR, SMAJOR & STRAWBURRY (transcription under cut)

techno: my chat is ruined, it’s just laughing emojis now

[wilbur and philza laugh]

techno: my mod says ‘not again! not again!!’ [laughs] dude half my chat is nightbot destroyin people for too many emojis.

wilbur: wow, you’re actually allowed nightbot on youtube? wow. 

[pause]

techno: what are we, in the stone ages???? 

wilbur: i- i dont know, dude, it’s hard to tell with youtube. 

techno: they think we’re like capped at like, 300 bit rate, dude? [laughs] hey, can- can you guys stream in un, 169 resolution over there? [laughs]

[philza laughs]

wilbur, to chat: I’m so red?? why do I look red? is it my saturation?

techno: dude my entire chat is nightbot. i can’t- there’s no actual messages! dude its actually just nightbot! dude nightbot just purged so many people

wilbur: wait, so me and scott, pretty close, right? i asked him to come out for pizza the other day, it was lovely, right? do you reckon i could convince him to um, to let us team together on the next minecraft championships? 

techno and phil: just us three?

wilbur: w-well and someone else! we can have a- we can have a handicap as well

phil: I feel bad for the person who gets put with us as the handicap cause that’s literally just admitting ‘this person is shit!’

techno: well, theres- there was a person like that on every team, lets be honest [laughs]

wilbur, to chat again: wait, i could go moody, hold on. lets go-

techno: we gotta form the ultimate sweat team, boys. [phil laughs] that- that’s why the antarctic empire would be good, ok? me....we should get pete!! pete should be the fourth! 

wilbur: pete! there we go!

techno: there we go! it could be like, me, philza, wilbur, and pete, the ultimate team [laughs] 

techno: see, see, the chat’s postin emojis, that- that’s gotta be good. see, my lifes- my life- i really like emojis, but theres one emoji that once the chat figures out it exists, my life is gonna suck. and i cant even say it, ‘cause ill be ruined forever. 

wilbur: the pig emoji?

techno: no thats fine. theres like one emote that like, cant be construed in a positive way. 

wilbur: is it the..... aubergine? 

techno: the what? 

wilbur: the...eggplant? 

techno: no, that- thats a different kind of negative. 

wilbur: oh! orphanage! it’s the orphanage emote, isn’t it! 

[phil laughs]

techno: theres an orphanage emote? 

wilbur: there is! there is an orphanage emote! [stutters] it’s like a church, i think its called church youth group? but it looks like an orphanage

techno: a church youth group?? emoji?? can we get some christianity in the chat? ladies and gentlemen? 

phil: h-his entire chat is just gonna be orphanage, and then the fire emoji next to it. 

[phil laughs]

techno: ohhhh nooooo oh nooo

wilbur: what is the emoji that cant be construed? please, message it to me techno? i promise i won’t-

techno: ok, ill message it to you afterwards. 

wilbur: or you could message me now, that’d be good. 

techno: oh, ok. ok. [his screen turns black typing is heard] but you better not immediately say it and betray me

wilbur: I wont immediately say it, don’t worry techno, i’ve- you’ve got my word, you have my word is my honor, i will never say the clown emoji out loud. 

[techno slams his desk] 

[wilbur laughs]

techno, close to the mic: wilbur you screwed me! 

phil: you know, i kind of thought it was that one?-

techno, still close to the mic: wilbur! my minecraft is crashin thats how gone i am! my stream is just a black screen and you’ve ruined me! you’ve ruined me, wilbur! not even nightbot can ban people fast enough! no! no!!! noooOOOOOOOOOOO! [quieter, not close to mic] java (tm) platform st binary is not responding. hang on while windows reports the problem to microsoft. [louder] nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [quieter] dude my entire chat is just timed out by nightbot. oh my god. the level of casualties here! a battle of (idk what he says here) here. oh noooo. oh my mods are all gonna mutiny. well, it’s just- it’s just a black screen now, i hope you guys are enjoyin the stream. 

[mars-the-4th-planet]

Jukebox gets drafted into the longest, bloodiest, most desperate war in American history.

Isaac Munger from the Isaac Munger show network and Ko™ were back from the library. "Trolli! You would not believe what happened!"

Trolli the troll wiped his cheeto hands off on Kos shirt and got up. "Oh, did you see your letter? Sorry, I made it a little orange." He said.

"Trolli, no I just washed her shirt... And no thats not it at all... What is that?"

He opened the letter while Ko chased Trolli around trying to slap him for dirtying her shirt again. "Huh... A letter of draft? But why- oh right, I am 18 now... Darn... But what war?"

The War on Christmas

"this has to be a joke." He said. But it did seem to have official documentation and was signed by General Eisenhower III of the Californian State Militia Enterprise.

"I guess we will have to go down to the military base down the road in a few minutes. Ko, are you coming?"

Ko sat down, tired if trying to catch the weasely Trolli. "Why would I come? I didnt get drafted. Im a girl, box idk if you NOTICED. I guess anime girls can get drafted but I am clearly 3D. Go ask Sakura if she got a letter."

"Sakura? Trolli?"

"No Master."

"Nah br0 I marked myself down as a girl too. What are they gonna do, check? Hahaha. By claiming I am a girl they think im trans and trans people are banned from the military so I cannot get drafted!"

"No Master."

"Dammit, thats how the law works... Wait. I thought I only had one person in this house who called me Master. Which is frankly one too many."

Eji slithered down the stairwell and snuggled up to the box.

"Are you drafted too Eji?"

"No, I am a resident of the UK here on a servitude visa. I cannot get drafted or join the military."

"A servitude visa... Oh my god..." Isaac face-palmed. "Eji you are making this weird."

Eji just grinned. "Where are you going master?"

"Oh I got drafted into the war on Christmas..." Isaac said glumly.

The grin disappeared. "No!! Tell them it was a mistake!"

"Sorry Eji, the Californian State makes no mistakes. You know this."

"Noooooooooo!" Eji cried out clutching Isaac's leg. "I cannot lose you!"

"Ko tell him he is being ridiculous. Ko?"

Ko was clutching Isaac's other leg.

Jukebox sighed. "Fine. I will kiss you goodbye first."

"Yay!"

"Not you Eji."

"Aww..."

After kissing his business partner and girlfriend, both of which were the same person, he headed out in his father's military uniform and a sack on a stick full of his belongings. He had a picture of Ko in his pocket as well.

-Later that day-

Isaac was lined up with two dozen other boys in military uniforms. They had varying degrees of clearly not wanting to be there, except one named Todd Ichabod who seemed gleeful.

The Sergeant was an elderly woman named Callispo Marximillian. She was wielding a cane made of untreated iron and it clanked when she walked around the cement floor. The lights overhead were hot and buzzed with unfeeling anger. One flickered with each clank of the cane.

"Listen up butter boys. We have seen way too many Happy Holiday cups in this blessed state. Liberals spreading their anti-christmas nonsense are everywhere, but they are strongest here in California. We must take back the holiday season no matter the cost, for the dignity of the West! We will bring back the spirit of Christmas stronger than ever before!"

"While I like Christmas myself ma'am, is a military operation really necessary? I mean, we arent being forced to not celebrate Christmas they are just trying to be inclusive by saying happy holidays..." Isaac pointed out, a bit nervous.

"Shut the fuck up private munger. All of you, I will not tolerate this kind of behavior. Now here is the protocol: Tomorrow we will go to Starbucks after Starbucks, and store after store, and spread Christmas cheer all across the town. Say merry Christmas to all of em and make em say it back. Got it?"

"Yes ma'am!" they all said in unison.

"It is actually SIR, boys. I am a woman, but all Sergeants are to be called Sir. I am not your mother, I am not your teacher, or your wife. I am your military commander and you will address me appropriately. Got it?"

"Yes sir!" they all said in unison.

Callispo had one last thing to say "Now remember, if any of em give you trouble you are permitted to use aggressive force. You have belts on, and if that fails you may put em in a headlock till the say Merry Christmas with a smile!" She grinned.

"But Sir... Wouldnt a headlock put pressure on their throat? Which makes it difficult for people to talk and say 'merry Christmas' like this all seems a little..."

Callispo pressed her cane tip against Isaac's chest. "A little what, private? A little AWESOME? Because it is not. It is a lot awesome. We are doing gods work young man, and I do not want to hear another whiny hippy peep about it. Now go take showers yall, you all smell like kicked ass. Except private munger, who smells like a prissy princess who takes bubble baths. Are you a prissy princess boy?!" the other draftees giggled.

"No sir." Isaac said, irritated.

"Louder!"

"NO SIR!!" He shouted as loud as he could.

"Good. Now go clean up, eat, and watch a God's not Dead and a Christmas movie. We got a busy day tomorrow!"

-Meanwhile back home-

Eji paced back and forth, openly distressed. "Ko, do you know what box means to me?! He is the only reason I am still alive... He is the only reason I WANT to still be alive... The world is a hell hole and he is the angel stuck in it."

"Eji please calm down." Ko said. "I know him. He will come marching back like he always does. Remember the trip to Arizona? If he can survive that, he can survive the war on Christmas."

The brit sighed. "I should volentarily signed up... Pretended to be an American... Then I could go protect him... Ohh he is too innocent for war. This could destroy him in more ways than one, oh god.."

Trolli continued eating cheetos and watched them fret. "Guys, I am sure your lover boy will come home. I mean, what could happen, a 5'2 Starbucks employee wastes him? Hah! No."

"You fools keep it down. I am trying to record."

"Spookbox!" Sakura gasped, jumping seemingly out of nowhere. "What are you doing here?!"

"I will be using Isaac's channel while he is away. It is going to be a spooky Christmas. AND I will be reviewing good western cartoons not that anime trash. Oh hey Sakura remember that skit where you killed me? I think it is time I repayed the favor."

"H-Huh? But-"

Spookbox grabbed Sakura and brought her into the recording room while she struggled. "Nooooo! Dont kill meeeeee!"

The others tried to help her but seemed to bang against the black edge of the screen. He had blocked them out.

"Poor Sakura..." Said ko, looking extremely concerned.

"War hurts those at home too." Said Eji, quite astutely. He was pretty smart when not being completely thirsty.

"My Saki... No..." Trolli for once looked genuinely upset like he might cry. "We used to troll Isaac so much together... I will always remember her bathroom prank... What a clever girl... Why cant real girls be that funny and awesome."

"Hey!"

"I did not mean you Ko. Jk yeah I did!" He once again ran around the room with Ko chasing him angrily, trying to find some humor in the situation despite there being none.

"Trolli deals with loss by trolling? Figures..." Eji said. He sighed and sat down on the floor, leaning against the wall. "How will I deal with loss, if Isaac does not return?"

~~to be continued~~

[zorria]

Zeldris kept trying to comfort his brother the best he could.

He gently nudged his head against meliodas’s hands trying to get him to release his tight grip on his knees so he could breathe better. But, nothing worked as meliodas’s grip only got tighter on his knees as he was lost in his own thoughts continuing to mumble “p-please” over and over again. Scaring zeldris even more as he let loud worried screeches trying to get meliodas to snap out of it.

But it still didn’t work, causing zeldris to turn to the sins with a pleading look in his eyes almost as if asking for help. He let out another loud screech before the sins snapped out of their surprised daze and ran over to where meliodas was sitting. However, as soon as they did meliodas let out a loud scream thinking that the shadows he was seeing as he didn’t realize that it was the sins was his father.

“NOOOOO!!” Meliodas screamed in pure terror as he curled up in himself so tightly he could barely breathe causing him to panic more as he didn’t understand what was going on. All he saw was his father coming for him.

“CAPTAIN!!!” All the sins yelled as they too began to panic not knowing what to do. Zeldris kept trying to get him to calm down pulling on his hair, head butting his hands and screeching.

“Stop if you’re only going to make him panic more if you yell like that!” Gelda hissed in a scolding tone. Causing all the sins to quite down immediately. “What do we do?” Diane said in a worried tone wanting to help Meliodas.

“First we can’t all approach him all at once it will just trigger him we need one person to go. And slowly try and talk to him. We need to get him out of whatever trance that’s the only way we can help him.” Merlin added on to what gelda had said sighing as they both turned to look at meliodas who by now was shaking.

“I’ll do it.” Ban said as he quickly but slowly made his way over to where Meliodas was. And carefully bent down to his level trying to not make any unnecessary movements so as not to startle Meliodas and make him panic more.

Meliodas sensing that someone was near him immediately snapped up to look at whoever was near him and immediately let out a loud whimper in fear. “Hey, hey it’s okay I won’t hurt you I promise.” Ban whispered raising his hands to show he meant no harm. Meliodas still whimpered as he didn’t register that it was ban yet but he kept his eyes on him as zeldris sat near meliodas’s leg watching them to make sure nothing happened.

“Do you think you can let go of your knees for me?” Ban said softly trying to get meliodas to unclench himself so he could breathe better.

Meliodas didn’t say anything as he stared at ban trying to process what he had just said. It took a bit but eventually meliodas slowly still shaking in fear shook his head. As his hands seemed to be stuck there unable to be moved.

“Okay can I try and move them?” As soon as ban said this meliodas’s eyes got wide with fear before shaking his head not trusting Ban as he didn’t know what was going to happen. But he was scared that he would be punished for saying no causing him to whimper out “ p-please...d-dont...h-hurt...m-me....” as he continued to shake with fear expecting Ban to hit him for disobeying.

But he didn’t which made meliodas panic more as he began to dig to his claws into his knees as blood poured from the wounds making ban panic as he tried to think of what to do

In which Meliodas wakes up after being teleported away by Merlin during the Zaratras incident. He jolts up and looks around frantically, scrambling over to where Zeldris lies limp on the ground. He picks him up, pleading with him to be OK, and Zeldris grouchily squints at him, then yawns, popping his jaw. Meliodas let’s out a sob of relief and Zeldris crawls into his lap, both because he’s still tired, and because he knows his weight will help calm down his older brother.

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