#NOOO IT WAS A PICTURE OF A CAT WITH THE NAME APRIL FOOL

[puppy-jiminie]

Vines that remind me of BTS

(Or, alternatively, ‘I have too much time on my hands and have been watching vine compilations for three nights please send help’.)

Seokjin:

- “Show me what you have!”

“A knife!”

“NO!”

- “Hey man what do you want to eat?”

‘THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT’

“... a bagel”

‘NOOO!’

“... two bagels”

- “It is Wednesday my dudes... ahhhHHHHHHH”

Yoongi:

- ‘That vine of the cat laying on the piano and holding one key down and a human with a guitar accompanies off to the side’

- “Ah yeah, I would but I just got too much going on tonight” *Cut to man playing piano verion of ‘Ya’ll Ready for This?’ while sipping cans of beer*

- “When will you learn? When will you learn? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!”

- *young man walks around city and simply just looks completely done at different locations around said city*

Hoseok:

- ‘Young boy is trying to get something out of his pantry when tortilla chips fall down into his arms; boy turns to camera smiling widely’ “Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla!”

- *Man scares people who walk around a corner* “AHHH— Fuck you...”

- “I’m really into dubstep, there’s this one that goes do doo do doo do do—“ *interrupted by by iPhone ringtone, proceeds to dance along*

- *Teen stands at a paper towel dispenser. Rips a sheet from the paper towel dispenser which then dispenses another. Teen turns to camera and starts beat boxing along with the sound that the paper towel dispenser makes*

Namjoon:

- “STORY TIME! Every person in this room was entirely straight!” *gay silence* “April Fools...”

- *Man singing* “When I think about my worries and I think about my strife, here is what I simply sa~y... AHHHHHHHH!”

- *Clip of John Cena playing, announcer speaking* “AND HIS NAME IS—“ *Cut off by a picture of John Stamos from Full House and a young man saying* “John Stamos!” *Full House theme song plays*

- “Hacking Photosynthesis—“ *man taps on a leaf quickly accompanied by the sound of keyboard keys being tapped rapidly* “I’m in!”

Jimin:

- “I may smile all the time honey but I got a mean fucking back hand and I’m not afraid to use it on your ugly ass!” *giggles*

- *Two children are at a petting zoo, a ram headbutts the fence and the children laugh while the ram walka away. One child then proceeds to headbutt the gate back*

- *Man in office waiting room sees a sign that says ��Please don’t move these chairs!!!” Man glances around before nudging chair an inch with his foot. Man proceeds to run out of the building*

- “Hey kid, you want some blades?”

“No! Blades are for skating... ya dingus!” *rollerblades away*

Taehyung:

- “Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients! Like 0 grams of trans fat and OHMahGah Cholesterol!”

- *Man doing flip bottle challenge with glass beer bottles onto kitchen counter; seems unfazed but also confused when the bottles continue to shatter but ultimately just shrugs at the end*

- “Look at that cornfield, that’s a nice cornfield! *walks into cornfield* THIS IS A NICE CORNFIELD!”

- *Young man with two chickens* “GIRL’S NIGHT!” *proceeds to do very sleepover things with chickens*

Jungkook:

- “I am the Sand Guardian! Guardian of the Sand!”

“POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!”

“FUCK OFF!”

- *Man is outside on his porch and the sound of birds chirping is all that’s heard before the man nods in acknowledgement* “Tweeta Tweeta”

- *Woman is playing on wii when she suddenly begins jamming along with the wii music*

MISC

Pre-Debut Namgi:

- “All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves? I’m gonna go first. I... hate you.”

Maknae Line:

- *three children are in a room, doing different things while “Circle of Life” from ‘The Lion King’ plays in the background. One child spins in circles in the background, one child is sat at a breakfast bar lip syncing along dramatically, finally the camera pans to a baby asleep in their high chair with their head on the tray*

- *80’s Work Out tape footage of three men in blue leotards dancing enthusiastically while ‘Uma Thurman’ by Fall Out Boy plays over it*