#NONNY IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS.......
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I wonder how Lacy would react if Eddie ever read her journal 👀 Like if he ever happened upon it accidentally. I'm picturing a full on nuclear explosion. Scorched earth. That kind of thing.
ANON YOU BETTER FUCKING---!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, it's the end of the goddamn world, as far as she's concerned.
like, she's comfortable enough with him that she eventually leaves it sort of kind of lying around right-- except for, not really, eddie does pinch it out of her bag. he does a really good job of sneaking excerpts when she's out of the room, and that shit gets addictive.
starts like this-- she's researching something (shit, maybe it's even hellfire club, who knows, not me) for the streak and eddie's like, "what the hell is she even scribbling about in here all the time..."
first of all, she's got imperceptibly tiny spy-level cursive that he feels like he needs a magnifying glass to read properly but with a little squinting and a little spirit, he's getting places.
and the places. are. crazy.
"what the fuck are you doing."
he hears her voice from the door of the drama room, and it is like he's been caught red handed with his first stolen copy of penthouse all over again (i'll let you guess who caught him-- because it wasn't wayne and it wasn't al, but she does live in forest hills trailer park). heart hammering, brain scrambling.
lacy, for her part, is red hot tip to toe. curiosity killed the cat, right, but she is going to skin eddie munson and make a coat out of him.
"lacy-- now, lacy, let's not--"
"asked you a question. i asked you a question, munson."
she moves fast but he's faster (used to scampering; he has rat blood).
"i have questions for the author!"
"i have a bullet with your name on it!"
"it says here that steve harrington is the kind of guy that would proclaim to love pussy as a pushback to his chauvinistic past, but would keep fingering you in the wrong hole-- care to comment!"
"i was bitter-- it doesn't fucking matter! give it back!"
"nancy wheeler has the intellectual stamina of an american girl doll with a particularly starchy backstory, but at the very least--fuck--at the very least, it means she won't end up like her mother, who almost definitely cashed in on the last of her souring good looks--stop fucking screaming!--to assist in the spread of billy hargrove's petri dish of sexually transmitted diseases! lacy!"
"what?!"
"it's like you've written fucking hawkins babylon!"
she shrieks, because he only knows about hollywood babylon because of her! don't you dare use a woman's cultural touchstones against her!
eddie just about dodges a d20 that's been flung at him with eerie precision.
"okay, that almost got me in the eyeball!"
"good! all the better to not read my fucking journal with, you provincial pigfucker piece of shit!"
"no, no no," eddie says, and he's like up on a table now because the guy loves to be up on a fucking table, holding that journal waaaay above his head, waaaay above where lacy can reach it (short, evil), "i need you to hear my favorite part."
he doesn't even need to read this part from the cursed tome, because it's memorized.
"al munson probably has no bearing on the way eddie munson lives his life, because he's a deadbeat the way his son is destined to be a deadbeat. but the mere genetic suggestion of that piece of shit--you said piece of shit, right?"
lacy stops. stomach dropping.
"--is enough for you to want to cut the brakes in his little boy's van."
a beat. the silence is, like. heavy. eddie stares down at her and she can't meet eddie's eyes. like. at all. she feels-- really bad. mouth all dry. steps off the chair she'd been standing on.
eddie crouches to face her. maybe his ripped jeans strain a little more at the knees, i don't know. he uses the journal to tilt her chin up, to look at him, to face what she's written about him, in paper and ink. (fancy ink. fountain pen ink. paper's not too shabby either.)
her heart is hammering out her chest, body not quite sure how to process guilt like it processes anger or resentment or annoyance or (more recently) laughter.
"lacy," he says, voice husky and serious. "i just have one question."
"... yeah?"
"why didn't you cut my brake lines and kill me when you had the chance?"
and the way the smile breaks over his face (sunrise after months of gloomy winter, yadda yadda yadda), she almost wishes she did.
almost.
"can i hazard a guess?" he's gonna hazard a guess. he flicks to one of the most recent entries and lacy, weakly, tries to slam her hand over the page. this one he's had to read a couple more times to get the gist of it. because this one is really scandalous.
"dear reader," god, what is this? is this his lacy impression? it's awful, "it has taken you less than five weeks to become incapable of imagining your life without--"
"don't," and lacy actually snatches the journal from him this time, clutching it tight to her chest. "if your ego gets any bigger, it'll become cancerous."
or y'know somethin like that
#powder room talk#Anonymous#NONNY IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS.......#hai brainrot#eddie munson x reader#e. munson by powder#l. doevski by powder
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what do you think jeff would think about you being really gentle when touching him- imagine you wanting to jerk him off or give him head and you’re just so sweet about it, touching him gently and sloppily and responding to his rough kisses with gentle and messy ones
he’d get a hard on… he actually thinks it’s amusing that you treat him gently and softly while he’s manhandling you and forcing his tongue into your mouth as he gropes roughly at your breasts. the way you’re so compliant and willing to please makes him want to laugh in your face but he enjoys how gentle you are in comparison to himself. it just marks off another reason in his twisted mind that you two are meant to be together.
i have wrote about a gentle/sweet reader giving him head and how he just basically used it against you. and it’s honestly true, he uses your soft heart against you to make you do things for him. he had a rough day and just wants his dick sucked, surely you’d be a sweet girl for him and help him out right? it’s the least you can do. but oh you’re so willing regardless of what he says. so softly kissing the tip of his cock while your hands slide up and down his length and you give him the prettiest doe eyes. it’s almost like you know what you’re doing with that innocent air about yourself. like you know it turns him on and makes him want to ruin you when you touch him and kiss him sweetly and mewl out praises over the smallest touch he gives you.
and the idea of making out with him, his hands guiding your hips down to grind against his throbbing cock in his pants. you’re so inexperienced it’s cute the way your hands hesitantly grab at his hoodie as you moan against his lips that are much better at kissing than yours are. and meeting his rough kisses with sloppy soft ones?? my stomach is doing flips hell i am doing flips like a fish gasping for water.
#— cadie answers#— nonnies#IM SO FUCKING NORMAL ABOUT HIM#no no no you dont get it this opened a whole new thought chain#inexperienced!reader…. DO YOU SEE IT ???? DO YOU FUCKING SEE WHAT I SEE#i cant even describe it but like.. jeff guiding you (roughly and without care) and turning you into the perfect doll for him?#making you believe it’s normal for him to fuck you whenever and wherever he wants. that its normal for him to take advantage of your body#JEFF MAKING YOUR STUPID LITTLE INEXPERIENCED BRAIN THINK THAT BEING HIS RAPEDOLL IS NORMAL ?? IM CREAMING MYSELF
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Some favs of mine 🫶🏼
feeling feelings. thank you for this attempt on my life, i’m calling in sick the rest of this week and it’s your fault <3
#💌 - mailbox.#nonniesnovio#HOW COULD YOU#SO MANY OF THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE VERNONS TOO 😭#let’s break this down because i? am having a breakdown over it.#aka how quickly can j embarrass herself all the way to 0 followers lmao<3#starting with racer fit vern was an actual act of violence. the vein on his shoulder and those eyes GOODNIGHT TO ME ?????#im a basic british girlie ok. if u put a pretty man in an overshirt and a backwards hat i WILL start screaming.#it’s a reflex action I don’t know why but my neighbours dogs are going feral because i am reaching impossible frequencies rn#THE JEEEEEEEEEANS#this vern was an instant wallpaper u don’t understand no one understands what this picture means to me#if ur new around here. i am a nonnie thigh enthusiast. and for that reason i will be passing away#dark hair follow tour vernon does things to me. kenzo vernon with a fuckin EARRING? he DOES THINGS to me. im not okay.#the last one specifically you don’t understand what happened to me the day that dropped okay#I speed ran every stage of grief and almost threw myself headfirst into the shallow end of a swimming pool#the soft hair / checked tie / DAD TRAINERS !!!!!!!!!! THE DAD!!!!!!! TRAINERS!!!!!!!!!!#anyway to sum up i have some normal feelings about vernon yeah. im all good 🩵#thank you for your invaluable contribution 🩵
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CAR SEX WITH NANAMI
https://x.com/teaforgods/status/1714643335120584998?s=20
🎀
THE THIGH GRAB ⚰️⚰️
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I have the weekend free so fingers crossed I can binge watch it. I'm so excited to see all the practical effects also! love them, they always look so much better than CGI, i've watched the video of the ghoul makeup application so many times lol also hypothetically, if i were to have a ghoul thot for you, should i direct it over to the ghoul thirst blog instead? xD 💜 tn
the application video is so so cool though!! lowkey i was expecting his nose to be green but im glad they used the dots instead lolol.
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
hypothetically i would be very very very blessed to receive any thots from you (as i often go back to the ones you sent before even tho im not into marvel anymore bc they’re just that good 😮💨) and would be happy to get them here or there~
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hi, so i’m going on this hang out with my classmate and idk much abt him other than he’s new to the city and he’s a GG stan. Idk rly much else and hon we don’t talk a lot any advice for the hang out?
hi nonnie!! firstly is this hang out a platonic one or like a date? nonetheless, I’d say if you don’t know him well you should ask him about himself!! maybe ask him questions about what he likes and you can even bring up girl groups if you know any and see if you have any favorites in common! people usually tend to appreciate that especially if they’re in a new place surrounded by new people :) also don’t worry if it’s awkward or hard to come up with conversations because the more you worry the more it’ll hinder your ability to keep a good vibe going when you hang out! it may be a bit uncomfortable at first but I say go into it with an open mind!! don’t expect too much but also don’t worry too much just be yourself and get to know him first!! it’ll be easier to hang out with him once you know more about him! maybe if he tells you something he likes you can recommend him things in the city that coincide with it, since he’s new to it!! (like if he says he likes a certain food and you know a good place you could recommend it to him so he can try it out now that he’s moved to your city) let me know how it goes after if you’d like!!! <3333
#hope this helps!!#im a pretty big extrovert so this is normally how I go about getting to know someone new :)#especially asking them about themselves because that usually helps people#let loose and think about the things that bring them joy#so in turn they’re happy and more relaxed!#hope this helps you love <333#definitely let me know how it goes!!#💬.direct message?!#nonnie my beloved <3
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every song mentioned in the response is amazing!! praying for the return of your wrapped playlists 😢
thank u again anon!! 🥺
if you haven’t heard it before i also love love love cigarette daydreams by cage the elephant (it’s got a weird warm hopefulness to it that keeps it close to my heart. telescope by cte is a little less warm and a little more bitter but also nice i think!)
#ive made peace w the wrappeds disappearing. maybe they have big dreams. maybe theyll start a band and then ill listen to it so much it ends#up in my 24 wrapped and i plaster my room in posters#im very normal about it all of course. as is evident#🍊 nonnie
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ace youre aro???
Great question, wish I knew
#ace answers#nonnie#LGBTQ+#Aromantic#its like now that im finally secure in my asexuality and that element of my identity is firmly locked into place‚#my brain needs to question every other element instead#am i aro? am i still biro? am i actually attracted to men? is it heteronormative?#am i lying about my attraction to women? what even is gender? what's a normal experience? how am i suppose to figure any of this out?#anyway.#so yeah we questioning if we aro atm maybe next month itll be gender again who knows
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hehehe can i get a “We’re not playing strip poker. I don’t care what I said when I was drunk.” with Nico please and thank you <33
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for my swiftie nonnie whenever they see this.
As captain, Nico was always hosting small get togethers at his shared apartment with his girlfriend. Almost weekly they either had a team dinner, poker night or some type of hangout session at their apartment. Tonight, the couple was hosting their monthly poker night. For some reason, Nico's girlfriend was the only wag who generally enjoyed playing poker, so it was usually a night of just her and the boys.
Apparently, last weekend while celebrating a win against the Rangers at a local bar, she said that this weekend instead of a normal poker night that they should make it strip poker that way the boys lose less money then they usually do to her. Of course, she was so gone she didn't remember this conversation but of course Jack took a video of her announcement that she made while Nico was in the bathroom.
Tonight, all the boys showed up like normal but Y/N knew something was up when everyone seemed to bring their girlfriend or a random girl. Even Nico found it strange and asked Timo if he got confused and tonight wasn't poker night like they talked about yesterday at afternoon skate. Timo insured his captain that it was poker night and that Jack should be there any minute and then they will get started.
The Hughes brothers as if on cue walked into the apartment announcing their arrival. Jack had the biggest smirk on his face, glancing at Nico who was still in the corner with Timo both of Nico and Y/N equally confused at the scene unfolding in their living room.
"Okay who's ready to play some strip poker?" Jack asks.
Immediately both Y/N and Nico express their confusion, Nico claiming no way in hell and her agreeing. "Oh but Y/N it was your idea?" Jack pokes, he knows he's poking a bear - the bear being his captain - but Y/N has known Jack for even longer than she has known Nico and really he just wanted to annoy his best friend.
Nico gritting out the words from his mouth "the fuck she didn't." As his hands became fists at his side. Jack pulled out his phone and pressed play, making sure he was far away enough that he could dodge an angry Nico but close enough that Nico could hear his girlfriend's drunken idea on from Jack's phone.
The video ended and Jack looked at Y/N, she squinted her eyes at him in annoyance. "Yeah Jack not happening, but since you wanted to embarrass me in front of everyone. in my apartment. " Jack gulped as he watched her fold her arms over her chest and he realized he forgot how Y/N always seem to end up on top when someone tries to pull one over on her. She started emphasizing each word and with each word Jack stomach bubbled more in anxiety.
Jack started to brace for the impact of your words as he watched an anger Nico smirk knowing his girlfriend can handle her own. "Has everyone here ever seen the video of Jack on his 21st?" Y/N questions the group as they all agree they haven't.
"You wouldn't!" Jack screeched suddenly embarrassed.
"I would. Delete the video and apologize or I will send the video right now in the team's groupchat." she threatens, slowly pulling her phone out of her back pocket.
"okay!okay!okay!" Jack screams his fingers working quickly to delete the video. "Im sorry Y/N/N. Just please don't send it to anyone okay?" he begs.
"okay Jacky, now let's play poker."
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Later that night as Y/N and Nico climb into bed he can't help but laugh at the events that unfolded earlier tonight. "hey baby?" he questions, "what was that video anyway?" He asks as he pulls her into his arms, Y/N laying on her back and Nico on his side his arm stretched over her waist.
"Oh just a video of Jack crying, hunched over the toilet because he drank way too much. He was babbling on and on about how he was never gonna drink again and then he decided he was fine and didn't need my help getting up. But as he got up he fell backwards into the tub."
Nico laughed as Y/N retold the story of the stupid embarrassing video she had from Jack years ago. "hey about what you said in Jack's video I wouldn't mind if we played"
Before Nico could finish his thought she cut him off, "We're not playing strip poker. I don't care what I said when I was drunk."
#nico hischier imagine#nico hischier blurb#nico hischier x reader#nico hischier#nico hischier x y/n#nico hischier fluff#nico hischier fic#new jersey devils x reader#new jersey devils fic#nhl fanfiction#nhl fic#schwritingsnh13
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hi em!! im so late but happy 3k, it’s so deserved you’re an amazing writer! anyway, could i order a tea? i saw this picture: https://pin.it/mv0D4zZ9s and i thought it would be fun if bushy and spencer went to the beach and he was hating it cos of germs and all that, but then he had to wear his sunglasses over his normal glasses and bugsy’s just teasing him—have fun!
description: Bugsy and Spencer have a little downtime at the beach after hiding their relationship for all of one week
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warning: nothing really, talk of spider mating rituals lol. Picture nonnie was talking about included above!
part of the trouble almost all my life universe
She leaned into his embrace, her back pressing against his warm chest, his skin sticky with a meld of sweat and suncream as they watched the waves rolling into shore.
“I love them all so much,” She sighed, Spencer’s arms wrapping around her waist to lean a book on the soft of her stomach, creasing where she’d pulled on one of his shirts over her bikini, “But I miss things being just us sometimes,”
“Bug, we live together,” Spencer smirked, and she groaned, flicking a glance up at him where he was squinting behind the lenses of his prescription glasses, trying to read his novel whilst looking over her shoulder.
“You know what I meant,” She grumbled, feeling stupid for saying it, only for him to chuckle, the sound vibrating through his chest and into the nooks of her spine. She smiled at the feeling, the grin widening when he kissed the side of her head sweetly.
“I know what you meant,” He agreed, giving her a few more pecks for good measure because as much as he loved teasing her until she was unnaturally shy, he loved the affectionate side of her more. “It’s getting hard hiding it from them,”
“And yet we’re so good at it,” She quipped, the two of them sharing a towel instead of a sunlounger, Spencer’s head being propped up by their bags and jackets, his girlfriend nestled between his legs like they were a single cell amoeba, “We could be like spies, all this undercover work. Seven whole days hiding a relationship from five of the best profiler’s in America, that’s got to be some kind of record.”
He smiled, and lay his book down flat on her stomach, sacrificing his now free hands to wrap all the way around her and squeeze her to him tightly. Because she was right. He loved the every day routine they’d slipped into at home, the natural kisses before bed and before they left the comfort of their four walls, the only space where they could be so openly themselves without prying eyes. He wished he could hold her like this every day, or atleast didn’t have to watch over his shoulder for any of the team watching just a little too closely when they would exchange loving looks.
He loved being able to hold her so unapologetically, loved that she preened and nuzzled into his touch like it was all she’d ever wanted as well. Spencer never had to question himself a single moment he was with her. He knew every shred of love he’d ever felt for her was reciprocated, and the thought of it alone made him warm inside, where they lay comfortably on the sunny beach, only a handful of other patrons enjoying the Friday morning waves.
He felt a headache brewing however from the light glaring in his eyes, and he cursed not listening to her when she reminded him to get his contact lenses ordered, deciding almost immediately that she would always know better than him no matter how high his IQ was or how many doctorates he polished on his shelf. Because she always knew everything when it came to him.
“Too bright?” She asked, as if she’d wormed her way into his head, though it wasn’t difficult to guess from his squinting, the way his nose scrunched in pain as he nodded. And with no more explanation needed, she drew the sunglasses off her own nose to slide over the top of his specs. Pushing them up gently with the tip of her finger, she giggled as she saw his shaded hues looking down at her through four separate windows, and he raised his eyebrows at her. “Better?”
“Oh, yeah, much better. I love looking like some kind of weird Spider man with an insanely hot girlfriend,” He said flatly, and she sniggered, her face upside down when she looked up at him, the crown of her head pressing against his chest.
“I always had a thing for Spider-man,” She said, blinking up at him and Spencer wondered what he ever did to get a girl so pretty she was attractive even upside down and smeared with oily sunscreen, “Don’t know if you’d know this but I have a thing for the tall, genius guys with kind eyes.”
“I didn’t know that,” He said with a wry smile and an adoring gaze, and he couldn’t help but steal a small peck to her lips, knowing he looked a little dumb with his second pair of glasses slipping down his nose. She didn’t seem to care as she kissed him back. She settled back into his chest, picking his book up to flick through what he’d been reading, and she felt him bury his nose into her hair, his hands slipping under her shirt to paw at the free skin of her belly, running his fingertips over it lovingly.
“Technically if you were some sort of Spider/Man hybrid, you’d need to do a mating dance to woo me away from other suitors,” She said mindlessly, and he chuckled, his headache ebbing away with the sun’s rays deflecting off his face.
“Yes, and then you’d more than likely eat me afterwards,” He replied, and she moved a hand away from the book to trace an invisible drawing over his forearm, following the grooves of his veins and nerves where they pulsed against his humid skin, her eyes never leaving the pages of the book.
“Good thing we haven’t mated yet then. I kind of like having you around,” She quipped and she felt him freeze, flicking him a smile so he’d know she was teasing him. Because they hadn’t gone any further than long kisses and soft touches just above the waistline. Hell, seeing her in a bikini was the closest they’d gotten to being naked, and even then she’d covered up with a shirt mere moments after. That little word ‘Yet’ dangled over them, and Spencer found himself smiling back at her, knowing they could take all the time they needed because for now it was just between them. No nosy questions from Garcia and Morgan, no intrigued if not worried glances from Hotch, no knowing smiles from Rossi and Blake. They could just be them. Just Bugsy and Spencer, the way they’d always wanted it to be.
“Not to mention the fact you’d have to give birth to about two-hundred babies that would eat you alive,” He murmured, and she giggled, squeezing his hand in her own.
“God, you know just how to talk dirty to me,” She said, and he chuckled, tugging the cap off his head to slide onto her own because he could feel the heat beating down on her face from here, and knew she would forget to re-apply if he didn’t step in.
Yeah, Spencer was more than happy to have things stay like this for a little while.
#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid imagine#criminal minds x reader#spencer reid fanfiction#bugspence
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this the jeff i think abt when i read ur fics
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSL81pXay/
OMGMGOAKCMAO HELLOOO????? i fucking LOVE jeff cosplayers i will die before them rn
#— cadie answers#— nonnies#SOMETHING ABT HIMMM MAKES ME GO INSANE#i see one guy with long-ish black hair and a white hoodie and i start panting and sweating bro i cant go in public anymore#how the fuck do i act normal LMFAOO “these bitches dont know i write about a fictional serial killer”#you fed me with this tiktok btw THANK YOU THANK YOUUU#im tired so im like…. rambling myself into my grave im sorry </3
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Yan Alastor when he sees his kids arrive in hell? The family is soon to be back together again!!? I need some angst! The family drama is crazy, and im all for it.
Also i hope you’re doing okay! Sending you some supportive vibes!! Remember to take care of yourself and take breaks!
Ps: Al would totally forgive his daughter of his death and compliment her daughters aim.
STUCK WITH U?
[you should prob read the story first!]
— reunited with your children years after your death, something strange happened.
hello, nonnie!! im doing well as long as u guys r enjoying this story 🥰💕
beloved mother, wife, and daughter
resting beside her love, may her soul find his in the afterlife
if you tried to be optimistic, hell wasn’t so bad. you never had to worry much for the exterminations. nor, did you have to worry about being harassed on the streets of hell by various sinners. after all, alastor was there to protect you.
but despite that, it didn’t mean he wouldn’t tear you down to make you compliant.
you sat in a corner of alastor’s broadcast tower as he brutally tore apart another overlord. and as he went off the air, he turned to you. “are you enjoying yourself, my doe?” he asked. “i don’t understand why i have to be here…” you said, mentally hurling from his new pet name. “you’re so delicate, my love. one trip and you could break! i have to be there to make sure you’re well at all times.” he cooed to you. “stop patronizing me, alastor. i won’t let you take away my dignity.” you glared at him. “darling, i may not own your soul. but, you are still my wife. you are mine, understand?” he explained, walking to you.
you didn’t respond to him, refusing to let him degrade your self worth. to this, he grew angry— grabbing you by your jaw and scalp, his claws scratching against your porcelain skin, lovingly yet still rough, as if he thought it was for your own good. “i said, do you understand?”
his face came close to your’s as he kept a tight grip on your hair, waiting for your answer. your fight or flight response was sending signals and going haywire as you tried to pull away from his touch. “yes— gh, let go of me, alastor. please…” you begged as he finally let go. “good girl.”
and just then, an awfully convenient knock came from the door. a man with lamb-like features peered through the door. “and, who might you be?” alastor raised an eyebrow to the man. “so it’s true… d-dad..! it’s me!” the familiar voice said. could it be?
“noah— is that you..?” you asked. you hoped it wasn’t him, that he didn’t end up in hell. but at the same time, you wished to see your son one more time so badly. “momma, it’s me!” he smiled, hugging you and alastor tightly. “ah, my boy…” alastor sighed. “you’re so much older than your old man now, huh?” he remarked. but then, it hit you, he was dead.
“wh— dear, what happened, how did you die?” you asked. “killed in action, ma. guess i should’ve just retired already…” he joked. “oh, my son…” alastor grinned.
and things were normal— at least, as normal as they could be with your deranged husband. things stayed as they were for 13 years.
when rumor spread of a mysterious man-eating sinner— she uses them to build her power, and then she drops them like dirt trash. she’s amassed so much power, she’s certainly a threat to alastor’s power. if he couldn’t get rid of her, perhaps he could keep her under his thumb.
“well, how do you do, sweetheart? alastor, pleasure to meet you, quite the pleasure! this over here is my darling wife!” alastor introduced both him and yourself to the older woman with features that resembled a coyote. “alastor..? is that you, dad?” the honey-like voice asked.
alastor’s eyes had widened as he realized the woman in front of him. “little emi, is that you?” emilia reached out to hug the both of you. she aged beautifully, still as charming as she was the day you died.
“oh, my pretty girl, you’ve made quite the name for yourself down here in hell, hm?” alastor grinned at his daughter. “i learned from the best!” she laughed back.
and as they conversed, you felt like an odd man out. as if alastor was talking to his own clone. given, she is her father’s daughter after all.
“darling! our little emi is here, our little family is reunited at last.” alastor grinned to you. “this calls for a celebration, don’t you think? why don’t we have a special dinner tonight?” he suggested. by his tone, the only thing you could think of would be that he wants to have another sinner served on the dinner table. “i-i don’t know…” you shook your head in disagreement. “now don’t be such a negative nancy!” he laughed. “i’ll cook a feast tonight!” he declared, taking emilia to your home in hell.
and, just as you suspected, he served the flesh of a fellow overlord, fillet mignon style. “come now, dear, eat!” alastor said, encouraging you to take a bite. “no thank you… i’m not hungry.” you frowned, shaking your head. alastor looked frustrated as you denied him. “eat.” he said, shoving the meat into your mouth.
you felt sick. but, as he shoved it down your throat, you had no choice but to swallow. “delicious, isn’t it?” he asked. your stomach churned, the guilt settling in your gut. it tasted disgusting. but, as much as you wanted to protest, you were scared of what he’d do if you disagreed. “yes… it is— delicious.” he grinned. “lovely.”
and so, your family dynamic had returned to as it had 47 years ago. back to normal… that is, until that odd day.
you woke up in your bed, as per usual. and, there was a note where alastor should be. not that you weren’t grateful he wasn’t there though.
‘leaving for a sabbatical, you know overlord work! i’ll be home very soon, my doe. kisses and love.
~ A’
sabbatical, huh? he’ll be gone for quite a while, a year at most? and, without alastor, you’re free. it felt as if breathing fresh air for the first time. even if just for a year or so, you won’t have to be on his leash anymore. all would be well now, right?
right..?
but with your freedom, alastor’s protection was gone. sinners started to harass you. and without the company of emilia, you could do nothing but withstand it.
this is all apart of being free. might as well enjoy it until alastor returned, right? make the most of the year.
or, seven years.
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HARMONYYY i just finished the penacony quest and OH MY GOD. the emotional damage wtf... and the murderer 😕 i honestly don’t think anyone could’ve foreseen that
on another note, sunday really does have huge yandere potential !!! (i was swooning the entire time he was on screen im sorry.) he literally isn’t beating the allegations at all. even the other characters comment on how weird it is for him to casually keep a model of the golden hour, because what in the control freak 😭
he seems like he’d play dollhouse with darling. after all, in a place like that, every single aspect of it is under his thumb — literally. having that much control over your circumstances is a reassurance. oh, are the placeholder models crashing? don’t worry dear, he can fix the malfunctions. he can even make them speak more realistically for you. he can give anything to you, even change the layout of the place entirely if you’re bored of it. you want to get back to normal size? well, he can’t quite do that just yet, please understand..
or if he pulls that weird interrogation magic thing on them. darling who just lies through the entire thing, and he uses this to scare them about the death countdown while not mentioning the part that he has the power to really just cancel it in the end. though, the same trick won’t work on them twice. at least the process gets darling to become part of the family in the end.
not to mention the spies he has everywhere. stupid birds watching you in every corner…
idk i just want to hold him and shake him aggressively. out of love, of course.
- 🕯️
When I tell you I've lost sleep over the thought of just how much more Sunday is probably capable of doing, nonnie.
If he has access to technology and power like this, which are all unrestricted for his personal use moreover, imagine the things he's hiding. And imagine farther the things he had to do to get to where he is today, another dash of spice to the mix. I went back to his scenes and did some thinking. The me-slandering-Sunday is obviously a joke but I really, really hope people just don't focus on the morally-gray and questionable aspects of him and completely disregard his other characteristics now.
If you think about things from his perspective, he really is just trying his best to keep the image of The Family. But the loss of probably the only person he trusted with his heart and the disregard to bring justice to that case from The Family's side, compelled him to put his agenda first (as he himself mentions that he allowed Aventurine to pull that stunt so that it'd lure Gallagher out). What we get from this is, while Sunday is an extremely dedicated member of their faction, he had to learn to be selfish in certain situations to save his and Robin's backs.
The desire to control usually comes from a feeling of helplessness. We can make some speculations based on the current information of why Sunday has these tendencies, I've also seen some people say he has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) but, we can't be sure until his full lore drops. Another thing to note about Sunday is how lonely he probably is, especially at present. The Family is in chaos, the situation of Robin, external forces' traps, the Charmony festival's deadline and he doesn't even have one person he can sit down with and not question their motives. He really must want to rest just as much as the characters around him are suggesting.
So basically, Sunday is a multi-layered character, just like Aventurine. He's definitely a politician, is what I'll say. Even though he is a control freak whose motives are hard to guess, he's still that little boy fighting for his and Robin's shared dream inside.
#but he still deserves to be aggressively shaken for that move on aven#and then sent to a three month vacation#do you guys catch my drift my here like you can still manipulate him to do your bidding :)#opps... didn't mean to drop that#sunday brainrot#──⚝🕯️anon#yandere sunday#yandere sunday x reader#sunday x reader#yandere hsr#yandere hsr x reader
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Hey! Im new to asking for things on here but would it be possible if we got robin x reader smut but robin has a split tongue? And well..you know tysmmm!
hooking up with split tongue!robin ୭ ˚.⁺⊹ .ᐟ
a/n: thank you so much for requesting, nonnie!! i did this in the form of headcanons as i genuinely have no experience with split tongues and neither does anyone i know! all my research is from reddit and the good ‘ol PH, so if it’s inaccurate at all, please do let me know! ( ၴႅၴ
warnings: SMUT!! afab!reader. queer!reader. making out. boob play. fingering & oral (r receiving.) orgasms. alcohol use. swearing. tattoo & piercing shop mention.
ᥫ᭡. You met Robin at a lesbian bar in your 20’s.
ᥫ᭡. At first, you didn’t even take notice to the fact that she had a split tongue. You were much more focused on the various tattoos that adorned her slender physique.
ᥫ᭡. You flirted back and forth for a little while, finding the slight lisp she had utterly adorable.
ᥫ᭡. This woman was pretty. So pretty.
ᥫ᭡. You spent the night chatting and buying each other drinks, before the two of you took things a step further and headed to the bathroom.
ᥫ᭡. Once you get to one of the empty stalls, Robin’s mouth is on you instantly.
ᥫ᭡. Her chipped black nails are digging at your scalp, wide-mouthed kisses being given to you, the taste of her strawberry lipgloss savouring on your mouth.
ᥫ᭡. She opens wide enough to slot her tongue into your mouth, and… that’s when you feel it.
ᥫ᭡. At first you pull back in surprise, Robin sticking her tongue out with a cheeky grin on her face.
ᥫ᭡. “Holy fuck, that’s so hot,” you manage to let out, before grabbing her by the back of her head and crashing your lips into hers once more.
ᥫ᭡. You start by slotting your tongue right in her split, licking up both sides of her tongue, her flicking each side at different speeds, allowing you to moan into her mouth.
ᥫ᭡. She then uses one side of her split to lick across your teeth, whilst you continue making out with the other side.
ᥫ᭡. She alternated between allowing you to divulge in the split itself, and pressing the two parts together so you could have a normal make-out sesh. When she pushed them together, you couldn’t even tell it was split. It was an incredible mix.
ᥫ᭡. When she got to your perked nipples, the visual pleasure also added to the physical.
ᥫ᭡. Seeing her staring you down as she alternated between one side of her split to the other to lick at your nipple was so intensely stimulating.
ᥫ᭡. She would lick both sides with each split before simply sucking on your tit. It felt incredible.
ᥫ᭡. But, once she got to your clit… that was a different story entirely.
ᥫ᭡. You could feel her tongue moving in opposite directions against itself.
ᥫ᭡. At one point, she inserted her tongue inside of you, alternating the rhythm by moving one side up and the other side down.
ᥫ᭡. Once her fingers were added to the mix, you knew you wouldn’t last much longer.
ᥫ᭡. Your eyes were rolling to the back of your head, the words breathlessly coming out of your mouth.
ᥫ᭡. “Fuck— I-I’m gonna cum. I’m g-gonna fucking cum!”
ᥫ᭡. And to make you see the stars, she used one side of her split to press down on your clit, the other side flicking the side of it, her fingers continuously rubbing over your g-spot, all whilst making perfect eye contact with you.
ᥫ᭡. That was probably the best orgasm you’d ever had in your life.
ᥫ᭡. After you recovered, she simply gave you her business card and said, “Call me if you want to, babe.”
ᥫ᭡. The card was linked to some tattoo and piercing shop about half a mile away from the bar.
ᥫ᭡. The business she worked for made you think, “Fuck, did she do that herself?”
ᥫ᭡. And by the next morning, you were calling up, speaking to Robin and arranging to meet up once again.
ᥫ᭡. And you may have even booked an appointment to get your tongue split yourself.
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GLADIATOR TOJI OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED ‼️‼️‼️
GLADIATOR TOJI!!!!!!!!!! VERY VERY GIDDY ABOUT HIM :33
i couldn't stop thinking about him !!
like imagine the big, scary, hulking warrior. the one with a notorious reputation. originally a prisoner of war, toji was sent to the arena as punishment. once his sentence was up he decided he lived for the fight, and he'd be the first to become a soldier should war come. but until then, fighting beasts as pretty nobles flock around him and gawk—what's not to love?
he's used to them throwing themselves at him, used to getting it all—money, fame, sex. he's rugged, intimidating, and scary. the women who look at him are just as scandalous. so he knows when he sees the king's pretty daughter with her friends, gaping at the stadium and such, he shouldn't be interested. but he finds himself showing off to see the way your eyes shine or how you lean over the railings to get a closer look at him.
he knows it is nothing more than a dream—a wishful fantasy he has to keep to himself. he figures he can get away with eyeing you every time he has a match for as long as he can.
but then he sees you tending to some of the younger soldiers, soft and sweet as you give them treats from your lunch, and toji's normally cold heart does a little jump.
and then it's over for him.
....STOP THIS MADNESS I NEED HIM SO BAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the brainrot is so strong thank you nonnie :33 anyways i will get on this royalty au as soon as the wolf!toji series is done <333
ask me about my wips !!
#[𐐪— asks. 𐑂]#i did in fact....#make an entire pinterest board for this au#like all of them#gladiator toji knight satoru and prince suguru#i was obssessed with that board#this whole au makes me crazy#i love it#will get on it asap#thank you for dropping by nonnie!!!!#toji x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#toji fushiguro x reader
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heyy if you can would you write more leehan 18+ thoughts? i loved the first one
more 18+ thoughts | leehan
╰┈ ⋆。˚ ��� hehehe you know my weaknesses nonnie! leehan… my man my man!! im glad you liked my first one 🫶🏼 i wasn’t sure how to end this one not proofread!
minors dni!
thinking about…best friend fratboy! leehan but he’s just a cutie who joined the frat for the networking opportunities. he only goes to events that he knows you’ll be attending too! one time, there was a talk for extra credit about some boring new marketing strategy and you sat in the back. and he takes the open seat next to you, his hands lightly grazing your thighs! things best friends don’t do- that’s what your actions are filed under. best friends don’t stare intensely at each other from across the room. you definitely don’t wear skimpy outfits knowing that leehan drools over them. the way he holds your waist, places his hand on your thighs when you sit…again, things normal friends don’t do.
so here you were, sitting in the back of the auditorium, watching another talk that happened to be required for your honors program. and of course, next to you was leehan. you would call him your “friend with benefits but included dates” but you couldn’t focus on anything the speaker was saying due to his hand slowly moving up the expanse of your thighs. his fingers making their way under the silky fabric of your skirt. oh he knew, he knew that you wore that skirt for him.
your professors would never guess what their star student was like behind closed doors...except you weren't behind closed doors. despite your mind telling you everything about the current situation was wrong, you felt your mind becoming hazy. his fingers were further up your legs, grazing the edge of your panties. if anyone walked in the auditorium doors in the side entrance, it wouldn’t take long for them to see what was going on.
leehan pulled the your panties to the side, rubbing your folds softly. your eyelids were fluttering and lips parting, struggling to keep your composure in your seat. he knew his effect on you, reveling in how the star student was so pliant just for him. goes so far as to tease you in your ear whispering how much of a little slut you are and how you’re his good girl. at this point, you’re gone. the way he looks forward, pretending to focus on the speaker, while innocently plunging two fingers into your now dripping heat. you knew the seat was probably wet, giving you two options: either leave early or leave early.
“oh. would you look at that? you’re soaking my fingers.” he whispers against your ear as if he’s commenting on the speaker’s topic. you clench on his fingers, knowing that he’s the cause. the way he curled his fingers up, hitting the spot that made you see stars and want to moan out loud. putting a hand over your mouth, you bite your lip, trying desperately to hold your whines in.
“hannie…can we go?” you ask him as quietly as you can without letting out a breathless moan, hoping that he'd want to leave early too. “sure,” his eyes were full of desperation and want, pupils blown wide. his fingers were sticky as he pulled them out, putting them in his mouth to lick them clean. watching him made your knees weak and you wanted more than just his hands.
when you guys leave, you both make a beeline for his dorm. as soon as you are in his room, your hands are all over each other in desperate need. he was tugging at your skirt, opting to simply hike it up as he pressed you against his desk. pulling you in for a heated kiss, he lets out a soft moan as you bite his lip, your free hand tangled in his hair. “mhm.. keep doing that, princess.” if your mind was foggy before, now, you couldn’t think about anything but the warmth of leehan’s lips on yours. you definitely weren’t focused when he bent you over the desk, sliding your soaked panties down your legs. leehan’s mind was dizzy, getting drunk and needy at the sight of you open and wet just for him. your whines were like a beautiful harmony that he could listen to for hours. you were blissfully fucked out by the time he slid his dick into your dripping, clenching hole. he bottomed out, giving you a few minutes to adjust before thrusting at a steady pace, hitting your cervix causing your hands to grip the table. “oh, fuck, that’s it-“ the moans you let out were shameless and that’s when you remembered that you were in his frat house. “ah-han, wh what about the others?” you whine, knowing that they probably knew what was going on in his room. “what about them?” he arrogantly replies, slowing his pace down to make sharp thrusts into the spot that had you screaming and breathless for more. “be as loud as you can dear, i want them all to know how good i’m fucking you.”
well, the night was only just beginning.
#laur’s thoughts 🧚🏼♀️#bnd imagines#bnd smut#boynextdoor x reader#boynextdoor smut#leehan smut#leehan x reader#leehan imagines
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