#NO WAY THAT'S REAL MR. KAITO MOMOTA!!!!!

[justiisms]

"Auntie Phan!" *kaito looks oddly serious as he goes up to her and takes one of her hands in both of his own so he can give it a gentle squeeze!*

"We need to have ice cream again today. We have to. Not eating ice cream on National Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day would be unforgivable!" *of course now he's not quite able to keep up his serious look, the boy desperately trying not to smile~!*

"Yes!" She says I'm response to hearing her name. Seeing such a serious look on Kaito, makes her tilt her head curiously as she squeezes his hands back. "Ohh? Ah-! Ahahaha! No way that's a real holiday!!" She laughs, and uses one hand to playfully tug his cheek to make him smile~ Then she'll cup that hand again and swing their arms as she excitedly nods her head!!

"okie dokie!! Then let us uphold this very important holiday and have some more yummy ice cream together, for breakfast!! Don't worry, I'll keep it a secret from Taka and your papa, heheh~" She jokes with a wink, before letting go of one of his hands again, this time to drag him to the kitchen!! "Come, come! Let's embark to the kitcheeeen!!!"

[hyperfixationtimego]

All your Kaito stuff is giving me life,,, he deserves all the Boyfriends

EHEHE THANK YOU AND YES HE DOES!!!!

I have so many thoughts about the luminary of the gays ❤️ in fact, I am going to compile many of them right here because I simply want to so badly

Saimota

- one of my favorites, if not my absolute most <3

- the gay tension is REAL like mf they are YEARNING

- sometimes, Shuichi will stumble upon some funky space thing that he knows Kaito will LOVE so he takes a picture and sends it to his loving boyfriend

- Kaito is :0!!!! every single time

- Shuichi???? Searching for every single possible opportunity to get Kaito to start infodumping so he can just Listen™️ to him?????? It’s more likely than you think <3

- Shuichi doesn’t infodump much, or express much affection verbally, but whenever he DOES, Kaito is absolutely enamored. Like mr. saihara sir ur thoughts and emotions are so interesting please express them more often 🥺❤️💖💖❤️💖💖❤️

- every so often Kaito will just ATTACK Shuichi with hugs and kisses. they love each other so much

- THEY ARE SO SUPPORTIVE OF EACH OTHERRRRR!!!!! Kaito is so very eager to remind Shuichi that he’s capable of more than he thinks and Shuichi makes sure to remind Kaito that he doesn’t need to save everybody!!! That sometimes Kaito himself needs saving and that’s okay!!!!!

- they play with each other’s hair so much okay u can’t change my mind on this

- SOMETIMES THEY DO EACH OTHER’S MAKEUP (because they both wear makeup I’ve decided) AND IT’S SO LOVELY. KAITO ENDS UP LOOKING SLIGHTLY EMO AND SHUICHI GETS BRIGHT COLORS DABBED ALL OVER HIS FACE

- cuddles. So many many many cuddles

- Kaito loves flowers and will often pick some to place in Shuichi’s hair

- EVERY TIME KAITO TRIES TO PLAN A SURPRISE FOR HIS BELOVED BOYFRIEND, SHUICHI FIGURES IT OUT AKSJSKSNDMD it’s okay tho cause Shuichi just pretends he doesn’t know anything 😌

- they are best friends that kiss and hold each other and sleep in the same bed romantically

- THEY ARE SO TOUCHY-FEELY OKAY. LIKE KAITO WILL JUST SOMETIMES GIVE SHUICHI NOOGIES AND SHUICHI WILL JUST RANDOMLY LEAN INTO KAITO IF HE DOESN’T WANNA STAND OUGH I LOVE THEM

Oumota

- probably tied with momoguji for second favorite ❤️

- THEY’RE SO PLAYFULLY MEAN TO EACH OTHER

- Kokichi takes it too far without realizing it sometimes. Kaito gets over it after he has a chance to cool down, but Ouma definitely always feels guilty afterwards and does his best to make it up to him (in his own little funky weirdo way)

- Kaito never takes it too far unless it’s a trigger he’s not aware of, or if he does take it too far by accident, he’s very quick to remedy the situation with an apology. Kokichi accepts, but whether he’s being honest about his emotions is practically always up for debate

- Kokichi practically CLINGS to Kaito okay. Like he could be saying the nastiest shit to him and just straight up hanging off his arm. Just

Kokichi: *currently being given a piggyback ride by Momota* I hate you

Kaito, unfazed: uh-huh

- Kaito learning to pick up Kichi’s tells is 😩👌💦

- Kaito also goes “awwww” at some of the most inappropriate times because of this. Like Kokichi could be doing his whole evil supreme leader shtick and Momota just bursts out laughing because wow his boyfriend is adorable

- neither of them can cook. neither of them are LEGALLY ALLOWED to cook because someone will fucking DIE

- Kokichi is also a member of the “plays with Kaito’s hair because it’s so pretty and also something fun to do with his hands” club

- Kaito is so in love with the height difference thing. Like ruffling Kokichi’s hair and picking him up and all that jazz like he’s going to EXPLODE it’s so ROMANTIC AUGH. Kokichi could take it or leave it tbh and it’s lowkey annoying but like. Momota getting so excited about it .//////.

- Kaito’s nickname for Ouma is “Kichi” and it’s adorable

- Kokichi slowly trades his more mean-spirited nicknames for cute things like “starlight.” The mean-spirited nicknames never fully go away though ;)

- Kaito has these very shiny and cool pins that he wears on his jacket, but sometimes they go missing because his boyfriend is a master phantom thief 💖 it’s because Kokichi likes things that are shiny and also things that belong to Kaito

- Kokichi complains A LOT about having to listen to Kaito talk about space and whatever, but in reality he is so starry-eyed bc wow Momota’s talking,,,,,,Momota is saying funny big words at him this is the dream,,,,,,

- Ouma, according to himself, is the only person allowed to call Kaito any variation of the word “stupid.” Better be prepared for some blowback if the ultimate supreme leader hears you talking shit!!!!

- Kokichi draws on Kaito’s face whenever Momota is sleeping/passed out. It pisses Kaito off to no end ❤️

- Ouma does grabby hands whenever he wants cuddles and it WORKS

- Kaito: hey do you have any idea where my jacket is?

Ouma, wearing Kaito’s jacket: nope not a clue

Momoguji

- COMFORT CHARACTERS MATCHED UP INTO A RAREPAIR WOOO LET’S GOOOOOO

- these two could literally talk for HOURS

- like one of them could say ANYTHING and automatically the other’s response is 100% going to be “oh hey that reminds me of this other thing…..”

- Kiyo loves leaving lipstick marks whenever he kisses Kaito. Kaito is always SO embarrassed whenever it’s in front of other people, but like it’s a GOOD embarrassed. He’s just flustered /pos ❤️❤️❤️❤️

- HISTORY NERDS. THEY GUSH ABOUT THEIR FAVORITE HISTORICAL FACTS LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS, AND IT WORKS BECAUSE THEIR INTERESTS INTERTWINE SO WELL

- they like doing each other’s makeup, but Kaito gets very nervous because he knows how much pride Kiyo takes in their appearance. This usually leads to him messing it up somehow or another kshdjdmsndb (Kiyo doesn’t mind and always helps him fix it, though!!)

- imagine,,,,,,,Kaito brushing Kiyo’s hair,,,,,,,OUGH

- Kaito is very helpful whenever Kiyo experiences a panic attack or depressive episode!!! He is able to provide the compassion and understanding that Kiyo really really needs in that moment!

- the same can be said for Kiyo when Kaito breaks down! Kiyo is so logical and grounded that it makes it easier for them to help Kaito understand that whatever it is that Kaito’s upset about isn’t really as horrible as his mind is making it out to be! He also helps to find practical solutions to the problems, and Kaito is very grateful to not be floundering on his own all the time!!!

- Kiyo could do ANYTHING and it would fluster Kaito. I’m talking ANYTHING.

- These two especially love discussing the myths surrounding certain constellations and star patterns. It’s fascinating, and they both love the way their partner’s eyes just absolutely LIGHT UP at the mere mention of it

- Kiyo has age-regressive tendencies, and Kaito is very helpful and supportive! It’s mostly things like Momota reminding Kiyo that they’re allowed to freely experience the things they were deprived of as a child, and Kiyo hesitantly realizing that Momota’s absolutely right. Kiyo actually has a few stuffies, including a couple that Kaito bought for them as a gift!! All space-themed, of course ❤️

- Kaito can ALSO fluster Kiyo very easily, but in a different way. He knows that genuine verbal affection is foreign to Kiyo, so he makes it a point to say things like “I love you,” and “you’re so pretty,” and “Wow, I’m so lucky to be with someone as smart as you are,” fairly often. Kiyo gets embarrassed like a damn schoolgirl because of it, and often tries to refute whatever Kaito’s saying, to no avail <3

- Kaito is strong enough to lift Kiyo up off the ground, which is VERY strange and nerve-wracking for Kiyo. They don’t mind it, especially because it constitutes their boyfriend giving them a hug, but they’ve never ever been picked up like that before. Slight panik but ultimately very u///////u

- Kaito loves listening to Kiyo hum/sing folk songs. Kiyo enjoys it, too!!

- Kiyo wears new outfits and Kaito’s immediate response is AWOOGA

Momoshi

- I don’t have much for this one I just think they’re neat :)

- they have many cats. Kaito is full of allergies all the time but he doesn’t mind as long as his boyfriend gets to enjoy his kitties

- if they’re late for something or need to be somewhere quickly, Kaito will pick Ryoma up and carry him under his arm like a football. Ryoma, a rag doll cat personified, does not mind this in the slightest

- self-deprecation vs aggressive positive affirmation

Momokoma (Kaito x Nagito)

- THIS IS PURELY SELF-INDULGENT

- some sick-ass motherfuckers. I just think they’d fall in love actually

- Kaito, usually the first person to suggest doing dumb shit, NOW NEEDS TO ACTIVELY STOP HIS HORRIBLE BOYFRIEND FROM ACTUALLY DOING SAID SUGGESTED DUMB SHIT

- Nagito joins the simping for Kaito w/ his hair down club

- “momota I’m cold” “you have a sweatshirt???” “yeah but I’m cold tho 🥺” *audible sighing as Kaito takes off his jacket*

- NAGITO IS THE ONE PERSON WHO NEEDS LOVE THE MOST, AND KAITO IS THE ONE PERSON WITH THE MOST LOVE TO GIVE. I JUST. I JUST THINK THEY SHOULD *gets shot*

- Kaito tries to run his fingers through Nagito’s hair once and gets stuck on knots. This is clue #1 that prompts him to realize that his boyfriend is very depressed and does not take care of himself

- this leads to Kaito aggressively forcing self-care onto Komaeda ❤️ things like brushing his hair, brushing his teeth, taking consistent showers, etc. no it doesn’t MATTER that Kaito isn’t taking care of himself SHUT UP

- they cuddle a LOT because Nagito is VERY VERY CLINGY

- Nagito will sometimes very shyly ask Kaito to read his favorite mystery novels to him because he loves Kaito’s voice. Kaito doesn’t mind one bit because the lovey covey expression Nagito always makes when he’s listening is absolutely to DIE FOR

- I could make so many fics about Nagito’s bad luck and Kaito’s obsession with space HOWEVER I am very tired all of the time and likely Will Not Be Doing That. Even so………….please Imagine™️

Okay that’s all!!!! If anybody has any more Kaito ships that they want headcanons for, or just wanna ramble abt in my inbox, PLEASE SEND ASKS CAUSE I LOVE READING THEM it’s so much fun ehehehehe

[charlotteswriting]

Rantaro, Kaito and Shuichi with a very reckless driver s/o? They just say:I PAID FOR THE WHOLE SPEEDOMETER I’M GONNA USE THE WHOLE SPEEDOMETER!

This request is so chaotic, I love it! Ssh you need to be 18 to get driving license in my country.. I still have a year to go !! Anyway, let's get started :)

Pretty sure Rantaro's report card says he dislikes cars

So unless you want him to carry you, you need to be veeeery lazy to get him into your car

His face pretty much says he doesn't like being in a car. Oh no, get him out of there

"S/O, do we really have to-"

You never listen to his speeches, do you. You just start driving. Rantaro makes himself comfortable and watches the road as you drive faster. Huh???

"Babe, pretty sure you aren't supposed to be driving this fast." He says with a sly grin

"Nope! Don't worry, babe!!" You say while driving faster, Rantaro just facepalms

Rantaro would sigh and start watching the view from the car window while tape is playing his favorite song

It's line without a hook or mr loverman and no!! You can't convince me otherwise

At this point he's questioning your sanity and praying that you two arrive at the location without getting hurt

(this sprite is SO cute. look at him)

Kaito Luminary of the Stars Momota prefers to drive

But!! This is your car. And it's your rules

Probably talks about a man's passion while you drive LMAO

I hc him to be a little reckless as well- But he doesn't drive as fast as you do.

Still Kaito enjoys every second of your driving. "Hell yeah!! That's my S/O!"

At first he's good... As long as you don't hit anybody with the car

But once he realises it's getting serious, he'll give you friendly reminders like "Babe, I won't be able to get us outta trouble if police starts chasing us." Kaito is already involved with illegal stuff so NO

"What's wrong, are you scared?" You'd tease the shit out of him for being a coward.

Him? Kaito??

"Who-who are you calling a coward?! I'll show you how reckless I can be!!" He starts driving instead and soon regrets that decision

Now you two need to save up a lot of money to get a new car, or get his driver license back in general

Shuichi would be on verge of tears PLEASE

He is a really careful driver and he isn't used to that

"S/O, you must be tired.. Why don't you rest while I drive-"

"I paid for the whole speedometer! I am gonna use the whole speedometer!" Wohoo roll the credits

Shuichi is just glad he put the seat belt on

But still that doesn't stop him from almost throwing up, he's quick to open the car window and get some air but the car going too fast doesn't help him at all.

"S/O, you should slow down for real- Wait, did you just run over somebody?!"

Even though you tell him you didn't, he's convinced you did. Either way, he'll beg you to stop driving

Now that Shuichi has seen your true nature, he's never letting you drive ever again!! Unless he wants to die, i mean

"Shuichi, can we-"

"No."

He has every reason to not let you drive, come on

[clearlyshyobservation]

Kokichi is dying (V3 chatfic, no particular ship)

TW: Infers abuse, talks about ableism, neglect, panic attack pretty much, depression, self loathing. never being good enough

i am so sorry but vr au's need to be sad, love yall :)

(Background info: This is set in a vr au, they are not with their fake memory parents (Ie; kaito's kind grandparents) but rather why they really have)

(Also i have no fucking clue what ship i was going for???? pretty sure they are all on the table, and kokichi talks like an idiot in this and i love it. Gonta's writing is based off of his Japanese talking style, so no more caveman talking).

USERNAMES:

(Space monkey: Kaito, Detective pikachu: shuichi, Elton john: kaede, Antman: gonta, Mr. Gonstealyoman: korekiyo, Atua's bitch: angie, emoboi: ryoma, be-boop: kiibo, bread roll: Maki, cum dumpster: miu, mommy: kirumi, Gremlin: Kokichi)

TLDR: Chaos ensues, slight angst

Gremlin: omfg im fucking sicK im gonna fucking die i bet this was kaitos bitch ass fault for coughing on me with his tuberculosis headass gROSSSSS I HATE EVERYTHINGGG

Space Monkey: i-

Space monkey: I didn't get you sick dumbass,,,, my tb is fugckin cured bi-

Bread roll: he's dramatic and gross dont believe him

Gremlin: yall mean for what?

Gremlin: i have a life taking disease and yall laughing i- 

Gremlin: see you at my funeral bitch

Detective pikachu: What are you sick with then

Gremlin: anythong bitch, im the universe

Antman: He sounds delusional, thats not good

Detective pikachu: He's always delusional, he's Kokichi

Mr. gonstealyoman: I guess this name is better than my old one

Mr. gonstealyoman: thank you kokichi :) I am glad we have come to an understanding

Gremlin: kay sexy

Gremlin: IGNRE WHAT I JUST SENT

Gremlin: IGNORE IT IGNORE IT IGNORE ITTTTT

Antman: who was that for???

Gremlin: NO ONE,,, 

Gremlin: Okay,,, maybe sexy tall men in general lowkey

Gremlin: okay,,,, maybe anyone over 6 feet 

Detective pikachu: i feel excluded

Detective pikachu: good, i don't like you kokichi, your an ass

Gremlin: u sound jelly shumaiiiiii

be-boop: perhaps he is telling the truth, you know,

be-boop: according to my data, in chapter four Shuichi stated that you will never have friends, and no one will ever like you

Gremlin: SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP MAKING ME FEEL BADBSKVKHDVKDSKJV

Antman: do you need me to come over? I can make you tea?

mommy: Do you know how to do that, Gonta? I can teach you?

Antman: Gonta does know, thank you very much. 

Antman: Gonta is not a child, Tojo-chan, please don't regard me as one

Antman: Gonta can cook, can clean, can be gentle, and has his own mind

Space monkey: but we're just making sure man, cuz, you know,,,, chapter 4

Antman: I am capable of things just like you!!!!!

Antman: Gonta doesn't know why you guys treat me like a child :(

Gremlin: yeah, hot stuff over there is basically a prodigy homies

Antman: Gonta is dumb though, don't say that.

Antman: Gonta is no prodigy, in fact, he is below average in everything

Gremlin: Whats ur test scores bitch

Antman: Gonta got a 98 on my english test,, but i wanted a 100, which would make Gonta actually smart :( 

Antman: Gonta is not good enough to be friends with you all

Antman: I can do basic stuff like tojo said...

Antman: maybe i do need help?

Antman: im not sure anymore:((((

Gremlin: THEY ARE ABLEIST GONTA,,, THEY FEEL SUPERIOR FOR TREATING UUUUU LIKE A CHILD

Detective pikachu: You sound really delusional Kokichi, maybe you should get sleep

Gremlin: S T F U, IM SPITTING ST8 FACTS BITCH

Detective pikachu: Sure you are. Now get some rest. 

Gremlin: GRRRR WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU IDIOTS??

Bread roll: Cause your stupid and aggressive

Gremlin: your personality, basically?

Bread roll: shut up at least i have a boyfriend

Gremlin: Technically, you just stole my frienemy 

Gremlin: Yall do be avoiding each other doe

Space Monkey: WE ARE NOT

Gremlin: Yeah yeah

Gremlin: yesterday i saw you to enter the same cafe by accident, duck your heads, then sit across the cafe from each other, all while  avoiding eye contact

Gremlin: Soooo,,, things not going well in paradise?

Detective pikachu: you're nosy

Gremlin: says the literal detective 

Space monkey: everythings fine your just a dickkkk

Gremlin: "oooo! Im momo-chan, i say bad word and go brrrrr"

Space monkey: im going to fucking stab him 

Gremlin: You cant, ive already enslaved you with my chaotic, yet cute hijinks, havent i~

Space monkey: STOP STOP NO NOT THE SQUIGLY

Gremlin: is it the sex? WHY DONT YOU MAKE EYE CNOTACT WITH UR LADY NO MORE 

Space monkey: ITS NOT THE SEX I HATE YOU

Gremlin: im free by the way at 8 ;)

Bread roll: STOP trying to steal my boyfriend kokichi, ive told you this before

Bread roll: NO

Bread roll: BODY

Antman: Gonta interrupts to say, Gonta loves you kokichi, and we should get flowers together, than maybe we can prank some people :D 

Bread roll: Ive never wanted to stab you more, gonta

Gremlin: I'd enjoy that very much, fine fellow ;)

Gremlin: but idk,,,, can you like take care of me first, cuz IM SICK BECAUSE OF KAITO TUBERCULOSIS ASS

Space monkey: I DONT HAVE TB ANYMORE

Gremlin: SURE YOU DONT 

Space monkey: I DONT

Gremlin:  BUT GUESS WHAT

Gremlin: YOU STILL SMOKE DUMBASS AND THATS NOT GOOD FOR U OR YOUR TUBERCULOSIS

Detective pikachu: He smokes?

Atua's bitch: he does, i walked in on him in the bathroom lmao

Atua's bitch: he was scared shitless and threw it out the window, needless to say atua does nt approve

Gremlin: DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE VACCINE????

Space monkey: Uh,,, i was taught vaccines were bad, so no i don't have the vaccine

Gremlin: I HATE OLD PEOPLE

Gremlin: ABOLISH OLD PEOPLEEEE

Gremlin: THEY SPREAD MISINFORMATION AND IT PHISCALLY HURTS ME TO SEEEEEE

Space monkey: your dramatic, it cant be that bad

Gremlin: say that when you catch it again

Gremlin: i swear you coughed on me like,,,, 5 weeks ago tho

Antman: OOOO! Fun fact: Tuberculosis can lay dormant from 3 months to a few years! 

Space monkey: u guys are just trying to scare me

Bread roll: Just checked the chat after using the br and,,m YOUDONT HAVE YOU VACCINES???

Detective pikachu: Im sorry, but kaito, please,,,,, for the love of god get vaccines

Space monkey: alright alright, ill do it cuz you guys are all on my case and i don't like being the villain :(

Gremlin: Im so happy i have gonta with me rn, he is making me tea while yall rot in your distant ass relationship (THIS IS FOR YOU KAITO)

Space monkey: Im going to destroy your bloodline in about three seconds if you dont stfu right fucking now

Gremlin: Hhehe i have an inaprwopwiate joke uwu

emoboi: STOP PLEASE DEAR GOD

cum dumpster: wHAt Is iT YOU WHORE

Gremlin: i was gonna say wouldn't he need to like,,,, have sex with my family to weed out my bloodline or something??

cum dumpster: i-

cum dumpster: Why am i acting surprised, ive watched porn with more extravagant plots than this

cum dumpster: ie; are you guys FUCKING? RIGHT INFRONT OF MY SALAD??? is one i will cherish with my soul

emoboi: hehe why did she point out the salad

Space monkey: I hate u kokichi, i truly do

Gremlin: I bet if you got the chance u would kiss me space boy :P

Bread roll has left the chat

Space monkey: o god is she ddoing one of those bf loyalty tests or smthing???

Space monkey: now im nervous lmao

Gremlin: why you so nervous stupid~~~~

Gremlin: It not like ur cheating on her homie

Space monkey: It's just a placebo effect

Gremlin: My brain feels fried Momo-chan,, i don't understand big boy words right now

Space monkey: Basically, if you take a pill that doesn't do anything but you don't know that and believe it does, you will scientifically start to feel better

Gremlin: first and only time saying this, but thank you 

Space monkey: HEHEHEB YOU SAID THANK YOU YOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOU

Gremlin: Kaito,,, imma need you to do me a favor and look up on your ceiling

Space monkey: i hate you, idk what it is, but i hte you

Gremlin: good <3

Space monkey: HE REPLACED ALL MY THE STARS ON MY CELING WITH FUCKIBG DICKSSS

Space monkey: THIS IS THE LST FUCKING STRAW IM GONNA LOSE IT

Space monkey: IF MY GRANDPARENTS SEE THIS BULLSHIT THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME, SLAP ME, MAYBE BREAK MY NECK AND DESTROY MEE

Space monkey: Im GENUINLEY panicing HOW TF am i gona get this off my wal???? They are going to bbat me senselpess help me shUichi

Detective pikachu: o god, i can sense the sheer pain and scaredness in  that tet, 

Detective pikachu: are you for real gong to get hurt or are you pulling a kokichi?

Space monkey: FUCKING HELP ME IM NOT FUCKING JOKINGKABKCB HELP THEY ARE NOT HOME RN THEY ARE LIKEE,,,, 40 MINUTES AWAY PLEASEE 

Gremlin: okay,,, maybe this wasn't the best prank.,,, i guess i'll help clean up cuz im not that much of a sociopath

Gremlin: tbh my parents can go shove it too lowkey terrible 0/10 

Space monkey: AHHHH IM SO SCARED PLS PSL GET HERE FAST

be-boop: Of course, i will come, i will survey the outside of the house

Antman: Gonta is coming too! We will get this done in under 40 minutes!

Space monkey: OKAY

Gremlin: Lowkey, if i cough on you ignore it bitch your the one who made me like this

Space monkey: W HA TDONT COUGH ON ME IM NOT SICK ANYMORE

Gremlin: I will give you TB again just cuz your making me suffer

Space monkey: Suffer what??? putting dicks on my FUCKING WALL???

Gremlin: Guilt, idiot, im feeling guilty. 

cum dumpster: oof thats new

emoboi: yeah i wasn't expecting it

Mr.gonstealyoman: Me neither. It is rather peculiar seeing it being texted by him because he is always feels not guilty of his bad actions.

be-boop: I do believe he means it, though...

emoboi: impossible.

cum dumpster: i agree, literally impossible.

Gremlin: I HAVE A FUCKIBG SOUL YOU CRazY CONSPIRACISTS

Antman: Quick question, shuichi can i stay with you again? It'll be dark when i get home and gonta can't do that so,,, please help

Detective pikachu: my parents are like blank slates, who eat slowly, watch tv slowly, and never look at me. Im sure they wouldn't mind :P

Antman: ALRIGHT! :D LETS GET MISSION: MR. MOMOTA ROOM REPAIR DONE!

Gremlin: ooo! I like the name! IM INNNN! 

Detective pikachu: On it!

be-boop: Ready for look out!

Space monkey: I love you guys :)

AN: Im lowkey sorry i ended this chaotic mess with angst,,,, but like fr i love it i love angst,, i hate reading it but love writing it

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

M-O-M-O-T-A-I-S-A-L-I-V-E

What the hell were you thinking!? How could you undergo such a dangerous mission without permission from your superiors!?

...

...

And Makoto! How could you agree to go along with this!?

B-Byakuya...I won’t make excuses, but at least listen to what...

No. Don’t blame Makoto.

Shuichi?

As soon as I realized that the rest of my old classmates could still be out there, imprisoned in those pods, I jumped for a chance to save them. And I roped Maki, Himiko and even Miu in on it.

Makoto and Mukuro found out what I was planning, and tried to stop me...But I convinced them to come too...

Ultimately...This was my idea. None of them are to blame.

...Is that the truth?

The complete truth...

...

I’m sorry Ms Kirigiri...If you want to expel me from the foundation, go ahead...I just don’t want my friends to go down with me...

I’m not going to do that Shuichi. What you did was dangerous and reckless, and you do need to face the responsibility...

But I’m not going to let you go. You’re too important to me...

K-Kyoko!

Fine...In that case, as of this evening, I’m placing you under House Arrest for three days...!

I’ll leave your accomplices out of it though...

Yes sir...!

So...would someone care to explain to me what the hell all of this is about? I wasn’t expecting to find Saihara and his bunch when we invaded that base...

Why were you at that base Officer Kinjo?

I’d had my eye on it for some time. I’d gathered evidence to know something was going down there, something shifty that is, so I scheduled a search of the place...

I had no idea that human experimentation would be what I found though...

And on that note, who even are you? You seem to know the person behind all of this, so what’s this about?

Well...that’s...a long story...

So wait, you’re trying to tell me that you’re from another universe where there were 53 killing games and all of them were part of a live TV show that used real people in them?

Basically...

You really expect me to believe that?

No, but our story won’t change. We have researchers who’ve confirmed the facts.

Fine, let’s say I buy this for now...Onto the more important question...

This “Tsumugi Shirogane” person. Who exactly is she?

I believe you’ve mentioned that name before...

Yes...Tsumugi Shirogane was the secret mastermind behind the killing game Maki, Himiko, Miu, Tenko, Kirumi and myself were roped into. As for how much I can tell you about her...

There isn’t a lot, right?

Harukawa?

Sorry for interrupting, but I had something I needed to say.

Right...well, it’s like she said...

The Tsumugi we knew and who Tsumugi actually was are very different people...However, if what I’ve heard is true...

Then...she’s not too different from Junko Enoshima. Maybe not as ridiculously evil, but still.

She can also somehow disguise herself as any character from a killing game, so long as they’re a fictional person in our world...

That seems deadly if used right. Best we be on our guard...

Anyway...What did you need Maki?

*As if to answer, Maki puts something down on the table.

What is this?

I found it just before everyone cleared out the base. It’s a map of some sort, but it’s encrypted. There are numbers on the back.

Read them out.

You don’t give me orders...

The hell I don’t...!

Just...please, Maki.

Alright...

1(6) 1(9) 5(13) 9(7) 9(11) 12(10) 13(1) 13(3) 15(2) 15(4) 19(8) 20(5) 22(12)...

What does that mean? Is it some sort of code...?

...

How about it Kyoko?

This could be that Shirogane person trying to mess with us...?

No...There’s some sort of hidden message here...I think I can figure it out...

How?

See the numbers in brackets next to the numbers not in brackets? Start by changing their order...

Changing their order?

Yes...Instead of the numbers outside the brackets being on order, put the numbers in brackets in order, and then get rid of the one’s in brackets. What do you get?

...13, 15, 13, 15, 20, 1, 9, 19, 1, 12, 9, 22, 13...Right?

Exactly...

But that doesn’t make any more sense than before...!

...

Convert the letters into numbers...

Huh?

It’s weird to spell out a hidden message in just numbers. Maybe there’s a hidden word in there, we just need to spell it out...

Good eye Shuichi...

M...O...M...O...T...

A...I...S...A...L...

I...V...E

Momotaisalive? That doesn’t make any sense!

No, it doesn’t...but it isn’t one whole word...

Look closely...the last 5 letters are A, L, I, V and E...

Alive...? I see...if we go backwards and look at the letters until we spell words...I and S...Is...

Is Alive...But then the rest of the letters don’t spell anything...

!!!??

Sh-Shuichi? What’s wrong?

The last letters are M, O, M, O, T and A...

That spells...Momota...

!!!??

Momota? Is that even a word?

No...it’s a name. The name of someone who was in the killing game with Maki and I...

KAITO Momota!

Kaito...Momota...?

I remember now...you mentioned Momota Kaito before, right? The one who cooperated with your rival to end the killing game and failed?

Yes...him...I was close to him in particular, more than I was anyone else...

...

There’s some sort of location on this map too...Maybe...it’s where Tsumugi is hiding in wait...And maybe where your friends are...

Do you really think she would let us know where she is?

I think she wants Shuichi to come alone...To face her by himself...and she’s using his friend as a hostage...

Son of a...

I...I have to go save him!

Hold on a minute! Don’t forget you’re officially under house arrest now, right?!

B-But sir!

No! Buts! You’ve already caused enough trouble...

Argh!

I’m going instead then...

...?

Kaito...I can’t let him stay in captive if he’s alive. I won’t allow it!

But it’s likely to be a trap...

I don’t care. I’ll go alone if I need to...!

Put me under house arrest too if you must. It won’t change my mind!

...You really are stubborn...

In the very least...I can give you aid...

Huh?

It wouldn’t do me much good if you went and got yourself killed...So I’ll put together a team for you...

Th-Thank you...

I think it’s best that Himiko and I stay out of this one if that’s the case...Just...promise me you’ll both come back safely...?

We don’t even know if Kaito’s there or not...But we need to check, that’s for sure...

So...That’s the plan is it? In that case, I’ll take my troops and leave...

Please, don’t ever get in our way again...

Mr Kinjo, stop!

What?

...This may be a little out of the norm for me but...

Please...I ask the Kisaragi Foundations assistance on this mission.

Assistance? You’re having a laugh, aren’t you?

Why the opposition?

Well, this is your business, not mine...And like you said, you’re going there to save someone, right?

Don’t the police usually handle hostage missions?

Yes, but my priority right now is to bring Shirogane to justice. This isn’t worth my time.

What are your terms?

Hm?

I’ll bargain with you if that’s what it’ll take. You help us out with this mission, and I’ll be in your debt. You can request whatever is within my power...

...

Truly?

I promise...

...

You have machines, right? One’s that can bring back the dead? I want to use them...

What!?

N-No! That’s not possible! We can’t just GIVE you the machine!

I don’t WANT the machine! I want to use it, but not keep it!

Those are my terms. Resurrect some people, and I’ll agree to help.

...

Byakuya...I know how you feel about this, but I specifically stated I would do what he requested...

However, I’m going to limit your choices to only 2 people.

Two? Make it three and we’ve got a deal...

...Fine...Who do you want back? You’ll need to provide us with an item they used in order to do that though, right?

...Very well...

The first person I want revived is Teruya Otori. The Ultimate Merchant.

I see...Otori, who was forced to participate in two killing games, and ended up being killed in the Utsuroshima killing game by Mikado Sannoji, the mastermind...

That...can be arranged...Who else?

Setsuka Chiebukuro.

Who’s that?

Another person in the Utsuroshima killing game, who was killed. If I recall, she was once known as the Ultimate Billiards Player, before she was expelled when it was revealed she had a cheating mechanism in her right eye...

Yes, but when that happened, Setsuka began to work as a detective, and she was practically a partner for me.

The Kisaragi Foundation needs someone like her...

And the third...

The third person I want back...

is Mikako Kurokawa.

What would she have to offer you?

I’m doing this for a friend...not myself...

...Fine, we’ll see too it.

I’ll contact you tomorrow night. Sound good?

Yes, I can prepare by then. I’ll get a bunch of soldiers ready. You’d better uphold your end of this...

*Tsurugi leaves

I’m not sure that was the wisest decision but...

No...we don’t have a lot of options.

Harukawa. If you die or fail, then it’ll be the end of us.

Don’t disappoint me.

Yes sir.

Come on Shuichi. Let’s go...

Right...

[unnamedcrane]

Am I still myself, anymore? (ch.1!)

Am I still myself, anymore?

Instead of being 12 and writing my first fanfic, I'm nearing my senior year and writing my first fanfic so pray for me guys.

Anyway original idea belongs to CRUSIFIXdroid on wattpad and this fanfic is my "spin" on her story "It all started by one single tear" (https://my.w.tt/YGeqGzeENY) which you should absolutely check out! But keep in mind that it has major spoilers for danganronpa v3.

Oh and just like original this is also x Rantaro x mastermind Kokichi fic and has lots of spoilers.

Hope you enjoy my mediocre writing and if you have any questions or advice I would be more than happy to hear it!

(also don’t be surprised if I change the title sometime in the future)

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Chapter 1 "New Danganronpa"

I woke up confused in dark,confined space. 

“where the hell am I?” 

Was my immediate thought. After stumbling around a little, I fell out of what appeared to be school locker.

 “Ow what the actual fuck?!” I was starting to get annoyed by everything that was going on. Ignoring that feeling I tried to keep my cool by dusting off my school uniform and patting my brown hair down. 

 As soon as I started to think about how could I even get here, locker right next to the one I was in a second ago began to shake violently and suddenly this prick Rantaro Amami fell out.

“oh hey Nanako-chan, glad to see you he-” Before he could finish I cut him off and glared. 

 “Okay cut the bullshit Amami I really don’t want to deal with your crap right now, If you would kindly shut the fuck up and just find a way out of this shithole that’d be sweet.” I send him the fakest smile I could muster in the moment

Just when I was about to leave the classroom we were in, he walked up and towered over me. 

 “or what?”

 he pierced me with his light green eyes. I scoffed and pushed him aside.

 “oh please… we’ve been over this before fuck boy, but I guess you never learn huh? Whatever I’m done talking to you anyway, asshole.”

 I turned around and glanced at him while leaving the classroom “I hopefully won’t have to see your pathetic ass ever again.”

Rantaro was always such a fucking bother. After winning Danganronpa he just started to think that he owns everyone, seriously how pathetic can you be? He and everyone else in that little group of his just think that they’re the hottest shit, and it’s sad honestly.

After leaving classroom A, I started to walk down the corridor in the direction of something that looked like a big cage. Unfortunately I didn't see any way to get inside. I went further down into another hall. I then saw some kind of eating area and passageway with two doors. 

I also noticed my “best friend” - Kokichi Ouma.

” Oh Kokichi! Fancy seeing you here.” 

He turned around seemingly scared “N-Nanako?” he stuttered in quiet voice.

“How nice that you didn’t forget your “best friend” weeb. And here I thought that you were completely hopeless. Anyway, I don’t care what you and that fuckboy Amami are doing here but do you know where the exit is, twerp?” I said in a condescending tone 

Kokichi is...was my best friend some time ago,but it doesn’t matter to me anymore. Everything has changed after “That” and no one will stop me in achieving my goal, especially not him. He left me then so it’s only right for me to leave him too.

I tapped my foot impatiently while glaring at him.

 “Well? I don’t have all the time in the world weeb”. 

He snapped his big violet eyes back to mine “U-um I really don’t know anything either… I’m extremely sorry Nanako, but why Rantaro is here?” he said meekly. 

Good. He should be sorry.

“You’re very lucky that I’m busy right now. And maybe you should ask Mr. Fuckboy yourself huh? You’re both the bestest of friends aren’t you?” 

That was sarcasm of course. Rantaro always was the one to bully kids in our grade even before me.

“I-I’m sorry that I asked I shouldn’t have… b-but! I saw other people from our old school heading towards the gym…”

“How nice of you to finally say something useful twerp, but later I’ll make sure to remind you why you should just stay in your place.”

I came up to him the same way Amami did to me earlier. He shivered and tried to hide behind his hair

 “Hopefully I won’t have to see you again today you pitiful twat”. I smirked.

I let him go and continued to walk down the corridor. I usually don’t think about our encounters like this one, but there was something odd about him today. He seemed more jittery and less scared than normal which was unusual especially for him. By the time I started to speculate what could be the reason for that, I reached the gym.

 I opened big doors to reveal all my classmates from middle and primary schools. Most of them looked scared or perplexed by the situation. 

“Okay is this some fucked up reunion, because really I could spend my time way better than meeting ...well all of you weebs, full offense”. 

Some of them were shocked by my outburst, but there were a few that were just angry. I didn’t really care about them, I just needed to get out of here.

 “Who are you calling a weeb you...weeb!” Kaito Momota yelled. He never was the smartest kid in our class but seriously even he could come up with something better.

“Oh damn Momota you’re a real brainiac aren’t you?” Before he could speak up again I continued “Well anyway is there anyone actually intelligent here or is it only you morons?” 

Abruptly the door opened behind me and Rantaro came in with Kokichi just behind him. He was even more jittery now. Does he know why we are here? 

“Fourteen...hmm… do any of you saw anyone else?” he asked.

”W-why..?” Kokichi asked with hint of excitement to his voice.

“Well only two more “students” and there is going to be sixteen of us and that can mean only one thing.” 

It suddenly clicked. 

Does that mean that I was chosen? “You mean that we got into Danganronpa, don’t you fucker?” 

Everyone were either bewildered or excited. “That’s right princess.” He winked at me.

 That.

Creep.

 While everyone was trying to wrap their heads around it and some of them even started talking about what ultimate they’re hoping to have, our two missing students showed up.

Shuichi Saihara more sweaty than usual and our bitch queen Kaede Akamatsu. 

Suddenly everything went black and we heard unmistakable high pitched voice of black and white bear “Testing..testing...Hello,howdy it’s your favorite plush bear host Monokuma!”

I smiled to myself. 

Well let this killing game officially begin. 

[flydotnet]

Surprise Meeting with Fate (and Your Eyes)

(I’m way too proud of this OS just to post it on my sideblog so here you go fellow ship buddies)

Summary: Shuichi had known for the longest time the universal rule of his world: everyone had a soulmate, and it was apparently the biggest deal ever. Cases, video games and cereals alike are all about soulmates. Shuichi also thought he didn't have a soulmate. He didn't want one. He already had many problems with people and socialization. That was, until he tried to solve the events behind the ransacking of famous pianist Kaede Akamatsu's bedroom.

Fandom: Danganronpa V3 (non-Despair AU) Pairs: Saimatsu, Makaito (implied)

Word Count: 3.2K words (one-shot)

Notes: Soulmate AU inspired by Broken Destinies: "When both of your eyes meet, your soulmate's name shows up on your wrist." I've wanted to write something not a sickfic for these two in ages, and I think I managed to do the right balance between my prompt and something new which really felt refreshing. I don't exactly know how soulmates are supposed to work, so have a rather sugary-sweet take on them.I may even continue this one as its own thing after the Everybody Lives V3 fic and the other one I have in mind featuring some Saimatsu & Makaito goodness.

AO3 version available here.

It was meant to happen, someday.

Shuichi knew about that soulmate thing, he really did. He knew, from very early on, everyone had a “soulmate” whom they would meet one day. It was “bound” to happen. Everybody and everything was dealing with it one day: from his favourite shows to cases he was helping on, there usually was something about soulmates.

Killing your soulmate because you couldn’t be with them. Arranging meeting with your soulmate. Killing your soulmate’s mate because otherwise you couldn’t be with said soulmate. Dating your soulmate. Killing your soulmate’s parents so you could be with your soulmate. Finding someone’s soulmate’s pet (yes, even if it was an alligator). Pretending to be someone’s soulmate when it wasn’t the case.

Soulmate drama. Soulmate murders. Soulmate suicides. Soulmate cereals. Soulmate stories. Soulmate merchandise. Soulmate legends. Soulmate divinities. Soulmate dating sims. Soulmate myths. Soulmate rituals. Soulmate advertisement.

Everything in this world was linked to soulmates because it was such a big deal, it seemed.

Shuichi didn’t really care about dating. Not that he was a natural loner: life just decided he would be one. He had his uncle, his aunt, and his best friend. And that was enough. He was perfectly fine with his uncle, his aunt and Kaito Momota, astronaut trainee prodigy.

And he, also, didn’t have a soulmate. Not that he even cared about that.

Sure, Kaito would tell him on a daily basis how lonely he was. And maybe it was his fault: Shuichi was, undeniably, shyer than anything that had ever graced this town. He didn’t like talking first in discussions, he didn’t dare going up to people, he didn’t know how not to fluster once asked something personal like his opinions.

Honestly, he was just scared people would eventually abandon him. He knew it was both irrational and grounded in his reality: Kaito had never given up on him, even when the astronaut had found his own soulmate, but on the other hand, he had been given up on by who was supposed to be the closest to him until he was an adult.

When, in fact, Shuichi was barely an adult, and had no real mother or father.

When he thought about his potential soulmate, he just hoped he or she wouldn’t be a fan of his parents. How many remarks had he gotten over the years about that? “The Saiharas are very famous people in the show business, how come you don’t like being in the spotlight?”.

Shuichi didn’t like acting, even less lying. He knew how to lie, that wasn’t the question, but he hated lying, because his parents were at their core filthy liars. Not because his father was an actor, or because his mother could pretend to be characters to write them better, but because they had told him they would be there for him.

When, in fact, they had never been there for him.

So, yeah, Shuichi was pretty damn happy about not having a soulmate. Someone he wouldn’t have to cry over once they were gone. Or once they would have realized they weren’t what they wanted out of a boyfriend, or even deeper, a husband. All he had was the capacity to solve murders by luck anyway. He wasn’t the Prince Charming sold by the soulmate dramas and love stories from TV and cinema.

And especially not those his parents wrote and acted in. Those were way too cutesy for the harsh reality that was a world corrupted to the core with a false idealisation of passion and unshared love.

But nobody didn’t have a soulmate. Deep down, he knew he just “hadn’t met the right person yet”.

He didn’t even know what gender to look for. Or, rather, what gender to be weary of. He hadn’t really wondered about his sexuality too much, but if something was rather clear to him, it was that boys and girls meant the same to him. Whether or not it meant he was asexual or bisexual was, also, beyond him. It was hard to tell, when he hadn’t ever really felt in love. Just felt some weird attraction to that one trickster from his high school class, his best friend, and finding some girls pretty cute here and there.

It was all just words anyway.

Because it all came crashing down on him like a person-sized thundercloud full of painful hail.

There was this one case, he was investing upon on his own. Nothing big: something precious had been stolen from a famous pianist. According to her statements, it was a pair of clef-shaped earrings offered to her by her twin sister, a pearl choker and a hairpiece with an opal in it. His task wasn’t to find out where the jewellery was: it was what had happened in the ransacked room.

His cap firmly set to avoid looking into people’s eyes, Shuichi read again the case file before starting his investigation. There was a picture of the victim, who looked quite pretty he had to admit, and all the information he already known, plus some details here and there. He just wondered, deep down, how he had gotten this case and not a famously known detective with the prestige of a royal palace.

It was clear very quickly that the culprit knew what they were doing: only her bedroom had been ransacked, with nothing touched upon other than the broken window and the violated chest of drawers in which, he guessed, the jewellery had been kept by its owner.

He rubbed his temples. That headache really didn’t want to leave, and the room was freezing. He supposed the victim hadn’t slept in there since the theft: after all, who would? The window was more or less wide opened at any time of the day and there was still a risk. He just wished he had worn more on him, even if it was a normal spring day.

The sound of heels coming towards him got him out of his thought process as he was inspecting the floor for possible hair left behind on the crime scene by the thief. Maybe the client had hired a better detective than him. That meant he could go back to bed because, frankly, being sick while investigating sucked.

He was just there because he knew that case was very important to the victim, mostly because of how emotionally charged and meaningful the stolen items were, so it was only normal of him not to let her down. It was a simple question of decency. He had just thought it would be worth it, even if it meant going to work with a harsh fever.

And just that. A fever. A fever he didn’t even feel the symptoms of before actually coming to that place. Not even a cough. Aside from the dizziness and the throbs against his temples, that was it, he was fine.

Shuichi turned his head towards the incoming person. He didn’t need to raise his gaze to know it was the victim herself, standing there, dressed in warm pinks and purples. Her legs were pretty slim, even if they were hidden under wool leggings.

“Excuse me, Mr Saihara?”

He tried his best to sound polite and, well, fine: “Yes?”

Her bust and face entered his field of vision. She was prettier than the photo was telling of her: added to her sweet perfume, her blond hair complimented her pinkish purple eyes perfectly. She really was a beautiful woman, he wondered how she wasn’t dating anyone yet. Information he knew because, when she had been interrogated, she had insisted on not having had any previous romantic partner who could have stolen the jewellery from her.

“By chance, have you found anything? The place is a mess, so I wouldn’t be surprised if you hadn’t…”

“I have one or two clues,” he replied in all honesty, “but no solid hypothesis yet. I’m sorry.”

She nodded her head with a small, reassuring smile.

“No, no, it’s okay. Don’t apologize, I know you’re doing your best. You’ve been here for a couple hours without saying a single word, after all.”

Shuichi looked at his watch, unsure. He really had spent a few hours in there. He wished he had found more than that for how long it had been, but that would have to do for the moment being.

The pianist kneeled next to him.

“Say, what don’t you have a break? It’s soon noon anyway, and I’m sure you won’t be as effective on an empty stomach.”

He wasn’t feeling any hungry, but if it meant he could slip an ibuprofen in his drink, then he’d take it.

“If you don’t mind, that is…” she added, her voice trailing off.

“I guess I have to take a break here and there,” he replied fairly. “Especially if you propose it so kindly to me.”

“Then, come with me to my living room!”

Shuichi just followed. He wasn’t sure how he was going to eat anything, even if he still had the luck to retain his sense of smell and taste, because his appetite was just completely gone. On the quick way to her living room, he just popped his inhaler and took a puff of it. Because there was no way he was having an asthma attack on the job when he had forgotten to take his medicine in the morning.

“Wait, you’re asthmatic?” she asked, noticing immediately.

Was that what they had meant by “she has exceptional hearing”? He swore he had been stealthy and that wasn’t looking.

“Oh, huh, yeah. That doesn’t prevent me from investigating though, don’t worry.”

“It’d be terrible if you got an attack on the job. Please be careful, okay?”

“I’ll do.”

Wasn’t the detective supposed to make sure the victim was safe and not the opposite way around?

They finally arrived in the living room, where she invited him to sit down on the leather sofa. Her house really was fancy: it really showed how famous she actually was.

“Would you like some tea?” she offered him.

“Sure, why not.”

Shuichi allowed himself to breathe out. A cup of tea would allow him to take a pill for his growing headache.

The pianist sat down next to him a couple minutes later, putting a small tray on the coffee table next to them.

“We haven’t been introduced properly, no? I wasn’t home yet when you arrived to investigate. I’m Kaede Akamatsu. You may have heard of me for my piano recitals. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”

He had forgotten her name, because he hadn’t heard of her before this case. Oops.

“I’m Shuichi Saihara, detective-in-training. Usually, I’m a literature student, but… You can just consider me a detective, considering today’s situation. Pleasure to meet you too.”

Her face mixes both worry and joy. It’s a weird bittersweet combination of an expression.

“If you don’t mind me, I have a question to ask you,” he tells her, nervous about something.

“Sure thing! What do you need from me?”

“Why haven’t you hired a more famous detective? You specifically hired me from my uncle’s office, according to the letter I got.”

A soft giggle escaped her lips.

“I thought most detectives would accept just for the potential sum I’d give at the end. According to the agency you work for, you mostly work on the side to pay for your studies and your loan. I’m sure you’ll use this money in much better ways than anyone else I could have hired thanks to my fame.”

That made him smile.

“Thank you for trusting in my work. I’ll try not to disappoint.”

“I’m sure you won’t, Mr Saihara.”

Lunch was a bit awkward. He clearly was forcing himself to eat, taking a second headache medicine pill with a glass of water. He had to admit, this Mrs Akamatsu wasn’t half-bad at cooking. She was miles over his. It was even winning over his fever, at one point, but he didn’t know if it was his mind screaming at him to eat or else she’d ask questions or if it was genuinely this appetizing.

He let her do most of the talking. Not only was he uncomfortable saying whatever was on his mind, while she was joyfully chatting about piano and her family, he was starting to feel fairly lightheaded, as if blood was rising to his head. He was, at that point, just grateful she wasn’t requesting him to take off his cap despite the fact they were seating at a table eating lunch.

In the early afternoon, Shuichi excused himself out of lunch to investigate again. Honestly, he had forgotten most of what he had seen on the morning: his notes, fortunately, saved him. He had sent the hair and fingerprints he had found on the furniture and floor to the lab already, so he should probably investigate outside.

But when he got up from his seat, he accidentally looked into her eyes, and the blood finished reaching to his head. There were stars throbbing before his eyes. That probably wasn’t supposed to happen, but he figured it was his fever playing tricks on him.

He lost his balance, and before he knew it, his cap had fallen to the ground and his client’s arms were supporting him, gently sitting him down on the sofa again. That was way too embarrassing for him not to look away, but his head was such a dizzy mess, all he had in mind was daze. His idiot streak of rebel hair was probably either pointing up from his head idiotically or pointing down because, really, he wasn’t feeling so good anymore.

Mrs Akamatsu sat down next to him and put a warm hand on his shoulder.

“What’s wrong?” she asked, worry dripping in her previously joyful voice.

“I… I just got up too fast, that’s… nothing big…”

God did he hate to lie, but he hated being unable to solve a case more than he hated lying.

Sweat was drenching his back, sure, but there was something wrong. He didn’t know what, he just knew he shouldn’t had been so dizzy previously for just a fever and getting up a bit too fast. Breathing was difficult too, and he knew it couldn’t be his asthma.

And there was a burning pain in his veins.

And that was when Shuichi realized, he had never known how Kaito had discovered Maki was his soulmate and vice-versa.

Looking at his wrist, while muting grunts of pain as much as possible, he noticed something which wasn’t there before. Written in gold was the name of his client. Written in gold was the name “Kaede Akamatsu”. Someone he had, in short, barely met turned out to be his goddamn soulmate.

Now that was a twist he had not only not expected, but which was also destroying any hope he had in never finding said soulmate.

Once the pain had subdued, he no longer felt lightheaded. Was the fever due to him being around his soulmate? (Still, what a weird thing to think.) She hadn’t seemed to be doing too bad earlier, well, before he had worried her at least. Did it magically heal his fever? That’d be too good, and an advantage to having found the worst source of pain possible.

Shuichi looked at the blonde woman next to him. She was holding her left wrist with her right hand and staring into his eyes with glassy irises and reddened sclerae. Tears were still around the corner of her glaze.

“You…” she whispered, looking angered. Or pained? He wasn’t sure.

After all, anyone would be angry to learn he was their soulmate. She was no exception.

“Is your first name Shuichi…?”

He gulped. His throat was knotted in a noose.

“…Yes.”

Kaede sighed.

“I guess this is how it is, huh,” she said. “I never thought I’d met them today. Not in these conditions, at least.”

A small smile appeared on her face.

“At least, I’m relieved my soulmate’s a good person. I was scared they were going to be a delinquent, or abusive, or even worse, a murderer. I know you’re not like that, Shuichi. I… can call you Shuichi, at least? You can call me Kaede.”

“Sure…”

“You were willing to help me without really knowing who I was, right?”

He looked away.

“It’s embarrassing to admit, but I didn’t know you were at all before I got the case request… Maybe I’ve heard your music before, but that’s it, really…”

“You’re a broke student according to your agency, and yet you still didn’t see the case as an opportunity to get famous or gain money. You’re something entirely different, Shuichi.”

“You’re not… offended that I didn’t see you as a celebrity?”

Kaede blinked, obviously surprised.

“Of course I’m not! Why would I be? I wish I wouldn’t be considered a celebrity anyway. I’m even happy you see me as a person more than a celebrity!”

Shuichi was astonished by her reaction. That wasn’t what he was used to, clearly. He was used to people whining about not getting recognized in the streets, not people wanting not to get recognized in the same streets. Who’d want to be incognito?

“Well… I guess my parents are another kind of celebrities altogether. They always wanted more fame and to be celebrated by fans and critics alike. I assumed most, if not all famous people were like that. Sorry for assuming that was your case, Kaede.”

“Your parents are famous? That may be why your name reminded me of something… I guess we’re both more or less linked to fame, then. Me because I got famous thanks to piano, you because your parents are famous. But I think we should push that to the side.”

He didn’t know what to say. For once, someone wasn’t asking him why he didn’t want to be famous. That hadn’t happened since he had met Maki, through Kaito, back in high school. It felt incredibly nice.

“I don’t know what’ll happen to us now,” Kaede continued. “You may already be in a relationship, after all. I wouldn’t want to ruin that.”

“I’m not. I’ve never been in a relationship at all, actually. Well, a romantic one I mean….”

She put a hand on his tight.

“Then… Why not keep in contact and get to know each other this afternoon? I’m sure you’ve investigated enough today. Even if we don’t date each other, we can still be friends. I’m sure it’ll work out well!”

Shuichi was so numbed by relief that he could only nod as he smiled.

Yet, Kaede’s face was still bittersweet. How could it be?

“Something’s wrong?” he asked.

“I’m just wondering about something… My wrist hurt when we looked into each other’s eyes, but I didn’t go dizzy like you did. How come?”

“Huh… It may be because I was…”

Shuichi’s voice stops. Should he lie again, or shouldn’t he? He decided that, as opposed to his soulmate parents, he wouldn’t like to his.

“I was running a fever when I came here. I think it calmed down, though.”

Without a word, she puts a hand on her forehead, then on his.

“You’re a bit warmer than I am, so it’s probably not too bad. Still, I don’t think you should investigate when you’re feverish. Why don’t we go out for a bit, so we can make some chit-chat? I can even play something for you later!”

“It sounds lovely… Let’s do this.”

They got up from the sofa at the same time, grabbed some outerwear and went outside.

Shuichi still took the time to make sure the bedroom couldn’t be accessed from the broken window, to Kaede’s amusement.

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Tea Party Headcannons

“Is parental stuff ok? How would the guys react if their (toddler aged) daughter asked them to play tea party?”

WHY DOES THIS SEEM SO PURE AND SECOND YES THIS IS ALLOWED Also if the format seems strange it’s because MY PHONES’ laggy now …..Great days right? welllll let’s get this ball rolling it’s askkk time!

Shuichi Saihara

-The …Ohmygodcan’tsaynodad -HE LOVES HIS LITTLE GIRL HE WILL SAY YES.. -But realizing his mistake instantly -Once his daughter asks him to be the “Princess”..He put’s his dignity down and goes along with it -Weirdly everything was going well…! That is until you came with the cookies “Guysss~ I have the coo- WTF!!!?” -Saihara knowing you were thinking “WTF I GOING ON!!?” Tried to calm you down so his dignity might be a bit more intact…… -”S-S/O IT’S NOT WHAT IT SEE-!!!!!?” -”…Mr. Hat will you pass the cookies…? -Saihara has -9999 Dignity O-Ohhhhhhhh- I-I’ll just put the cookies…” -You than ran out of the room confused yet the need to laugh in your system

Kiibo

-First off HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE A BABY??? ADOPTION? OR DID DR libadashi make one I HAVE NO CLUE TELL ME Well……I saw this imagine from one blog I forget but you should go where they have 2 children 1 a robot and the other a human….THIS IS CANON FOR MOD KAEDE NOW I’ll make the human a girl cause why not Mini KIIBO OH MY GOD YES - -It was a normal day Kiibo was supposed to play with his daughter while you played with Mini Kiibo -Suddenly his daughter asked him something -”Daddy can we play Tea party…!?” -He had no idea what this was so he searched it up! -And was horrified by the results  -….WHY WERE THEY SO FANCY???! -THIS MUST BE A IMPORTANT EVENT!! -Kiibo No wai- -So he brought all the expensive stuff in the house he could and saw his daughter look up in amazement he also brought makeup…For a toddler… -And so it started -Luckily his daughter didn’t ask for dress up since he can’t wear any clothes.. -But you wanted to make sure everything was fine..So you checked them with mini Kiibo by your side -….What -What THE FUCK -”AHHHHHHHHHHHH” -You looked at your daughter who had bundles of makeup on her face and all the fancy stuff everywhere -Mini Kiibo even ran away from the fear of the sibling right in front of him -”KIIIIBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Kaito Momota

-The second his daughter askes him he yells yes -But why is it space themed now nobody k- -Kaito did it -..The real question is how he did it so fast… -Of coure the daughter likes dress up but Kaito added something -MEET THE NEW KING AND PRINCESS OF THE GALAXY!!! -Ohmyfuckinggodthisispureee -Of course… -”WHO CAN HAVE A KING WITHOUT HIS QUEEN YA KNOW!?” -Meet The Queen of the galaxy S/O -…..Who wouldn’t want to be queen with a kind like this by your side..? -I’DE BE QUEEN ANYDAY

Ouma Kokichi

-Guess what Ouma and D/N were playing tea party so you decided to visit them! -Only to see Ouma’s cult serving them as they sat on a throne -”….OUMA WTF!!!?” -”…..Ehhh?? I’m the king and I do what I want right my princess?” -”Yep Yep!!  do you have the cookies..? The slaves are hungry..!” -”FIRST YES I HAVE THE COOKIES” -”SECOND OUMA WHY IS OUR DAUGHTER CALLING THEM SLAVES!!?” -”…..Since she’s above them and they do everything she says duh!” -”Also if they didn’t I cut their heads off… -The robed people flinched -Damn you Ouma Kokichi she’s a toddler still damn you damn you…

Amami Rantarou

-…The chill dad -He says yes as long as she goes cycling with him later  -Everything’s pretty normal though.. -When she askes him to dress up he says it’s a bit of a hassle she sees and says it’s fine - And when you come it everything’s normal as well luckily -…….Amami is the normal-est dad -What you didn’t see is he was gushing about how cute your daughter was -You found several new clothes in your daughters closet -Having little sisters helps when you have a daughter I guess -She’s still going cycling though

Korekiyo Shinguuji

-”Why of course who wouldn’t want to accompany such a-” -Cue long talk about how beutiful his daughter is -Sadly she’s a toddler so she has no clue what’s he’s saying BUT! -He still does it…. -Luckily Shinguuji knows how to make some tea -After a while nothing happened so.. -D/N was a bit bored  -So she thought since her dad loved reading sO -”…DADDY DADDY TELL ME A STORY!!” -TIME SKIP -”Guysss~ I have the co- OH NO WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY??” -Youlooked at your daughter who was crying and a panicked Shinguuji -”YOU TOLD HER A STORY AGAIN DIDN’T YOU!!?

Gokuhara Gonta

-The second his daughter asked he was over joyed! -”OF COURSE GENTLEMEN DO TEA PARTIES ALL THE TIME!!!” -He’s pretty exited to do this with his daughter no less today’s such a nice day! -…… -He has no idea what to do  -The teacup is way too small as well….. -”BUT A GENTLEMEN CANNOT DISAPOIN-!!” -Cue sound of glass breaking -”S/O I’M SO SORRY GONTA DID THATTTTTTTTT” -”I-It’s fi-” -”NO A GENTLEMEN DOESN’T BREAK ITEMS!!”

Ryouma Hoshi

-He wants to say no  -But HE JUST CAN’T HIS DAUGHTER IS HIS NUGIORBUGGUBJBGUGBUTHTUNGGUYB -So he says yes…. -..He’s kinda sad the teacups his size but he’ll get over it -……”Daddy can we play dress up you’ll be th-” -He left the second she said play he may love his daughter..With all his heart.. But he’ll never play dress up…. -WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

-”Dad can we play dress up..? -Hoshi froze for a moment  -But looked down and quietly muttered -”…….Su…..re” -His daughter suddenly looked happy and yelled -”YAY!!!” -”……..We never talk about this deal..?”