#NO BALLS

[rocketcomics]

NO DICK

[a-wolf-in-mans-clothing]

THERIANS/OTHERKIN/ALTERHUMANS YOU SHOULD TOTALLY INTERACT!!!!

Just joined therian tumblr and I really want to make some new friends/mutuals! You guys should totally say hi or follow me hehehehehe *implodes*

[heaartzzforcupidzz]

Hello! Sorry I just had a random idea that I wanted to request before I forget. I was wondering if you could maybe do a Dogday x wolf reader maybe? Sorry if my request is confusing cause I don't request things often and don't want to bother you! But what if wolf reader was like just add or new so the smiling critters hadn't met them yet but heard of them. I was thinking kinda if Dogday was taking care of the kids but realized two or one of them was missing from the group and went to go find them only to find them playing with wolf reader which is how Dogday meets wolf read? Idk you can do what you want, I'm very sorry that my request is probably confusing :')

“wow, what were you?”

Relationship(s): Dogday x wolf!reader

Warning(s): fluff

Dogday was absolutely losing his shit. three of the kids were missing. how did they manage to wander off between the playground and the school? he looked everywhere! he even retraced his steps, which he didn’t do often since he was already such a good tracker.

Dogday was breathing heavily before one of the kids pulled on his shirt and gave him a piece of the missing kids shirt. Dogday smiled at the child and sniffed the shirt, following the scent all the way to the back of the new critter’s house. he looked in her backyard questioningly, before his eyes widened.

“wow.. what were you?”

there, sitting in the grass, was you and the three other kids, having a picnic. he watched for a moment, looking over your sharp canines , your tail, your really really soft looking fur. he soon came to his senses and came over to you all. the kids ran and gave him a big hug as you sat still, a small smile on your face - even though you were nervous.

Dogday smiles and rushed them back to picky before he turned to you. “so you must be Y/N? it’s so great to finally meet you.” you nodded, anxiously and smiled. “y-yeah, that would be me! your Dogday, yes?” he nodded and took your hand in his, bringing to the rest of the crew.

that was 7 months ago. you had just been informed about the Hour Of Joy. you had so many questions but you decided to keep it to yourself. besides it’s called “The Hour Of Joy” can’t be that bad right? and at that, it’s still light years away. you and Dogday had gotten closer but you weren’t making any real progress with the others.

you’d come to Dogdays home in the middle of the night and he’d already be up and waiting for you because you both could smell one another before you even saw eachother. he’d let you in and you guys would lay in the bed and watch a movie together, hinmfalling asleep, snoring on your head and you, sitting there, being lucky you guys even met.

oh, how you loved him.

A/N: not a lot of inspo hit me for this one, mybad 😭

[odysseus-crewmate-number38]

something something destiny something something

[the-lumpfish-king]

[nihildenial]

the v in papa v stands for

vasectomy

[sunocat]

lol little cone boys got balls removed, no balls no balls (pointing emoji goes here)

@mobbothetrue

[im-1hater]

I kinda hate this lol but NoCo at playa de losers late at night I suppose. TW!: cringe!!!

I’m posting this at the dead of night on my TikTok since for some reason everyone knows my TikTok! I might not even post it on their ….

[pakgirls530916]

I wouldn't either!! It's crazy to see how he gave up so much for her. She's such a narc, with her fake about to cry look.

[hellgate-1]

Amazing Title

[pussy-free-forever]

Pussy Free could be the best option for your Cuckold...

[leichtef3der]

[vinylrecordssblog]

my little brother threatened to hit me with a hammer

BYE BYE BITCH HAVE FUN AT THE HOSPITAL 😝😝😝

#untouchable

[bugbo-awnsers]

I bet Thomas to take a picture of bugbo and write on it "no balls"

no balls

[square-with-a-mouth]

No balls