#NGAHAHA

[dandonoriginal]

Frugal Living Coret

Ada hal gila dan diluar nurul yang dilakuin seorang Dandon kalo dilepas sendirian. Jadi, suatu waktu dihari wiken gitu, saya yang lagi cuti pingin belanja celana panjang karena emang punya 2 helai doang. Jadilah si Mamah bilang, duluan aja cari di Ramayan nanti nyusul kalo udah pulang kerja. Okai, gauyng bersambut. Langsung tancap gas. Waktunya juga sore, jadi yah impulsif. FOMO.

Masuk2 langsung ambil sana sini yang ada tulisan diskon, mulai dari toko baju olahraga sampai ke butik2 cardin dan embah. Nyobain banyak celana, guayanya emang kayak mau borong, tanpa ngitung & lihat harga udah kayak reality show bebas ambil appun yang dimau. LOL.

Entah berapa helai yang dicoba keluar masuk, semua sikat. Ada baju polos ambil. Meremehkan Toko Ramayan, yang ternyata mihil jugak. Diskon juga banyak yang gimick. malahan ada juga barang lebih murah di toko Sun. ngahaha. Nyesel dan nyelekitsih dikit. Nota2 udah ditangan langsung jalan ke kasir untuk bayar. Jdeerrr… 3 jut, modiar ga tuh. Aduh, kayak disamber petir. Mau mundur malu, mau bayar jelas bakal WW3. hadeh, apes2. si tolil emang.

Jadilah, itu barang seabreg. Langsung tak bawa ke mobil karena ga mungkin juga segitu banyak ditenteng. Bingung ini mau ngaku apa diem2 baee. Alhasil aku pun ngaku, jdeng si mama yang tdainya mau ikutan shoping langsung tidak mood. Terdiam marah. Aduw, swasana tidak enaks. Mang tolil daku.

Yah, nasip udah jadi bubun. Berniat belanja langsung banyak untuk kebutuhan yang lama berakhir pucing palak berbi.

Siap2 bulan depan bill jelas membengkak. Jelas gawat emang kalo udah bawa kartu sakti. Keknya mending ditinggal aja ini. Gawat2.

Udah ga aneh sih, dasarannya udah tertjemplung dengan budaya consumerism. Niyatnya sih mau segera melunasi CC. Lagu lama. Hadeu, tobat2 Ya Allah.

[crazed-flower]

NGAHAHA

FNAF Sun and Moon x yn Fic List Update

This is update 1 for my FNAF Sun and Moon x yn fic list. www.tumblr.com/violetstormms/710457016218435584/sunmoon-fnaf-fanfic-recommendation-list?

As always look at the tags and read at your own discretion as while I will try not to include explicit material in this list, the stories can contain other mature content. If you want to see future updates to this list feel free to follow the “Violetstormm fic list updates” tag

When I have more time I will also be adding fics from my mermay list as well just to have everything in one place. The list will still be left up though as people seem to like that one.

Change: old vers Heart, Mind & Soul by SmolShampoo updated to new version.

+All Around the Mulberry Bush by Chaussette_et_Chaussures

archiveofourown.org/works/38251879/chapters/95575312

The monkey chased the weasel

The monkey thought 'twas all in fun

POP! Goes the weasel.

The Fazbear corporation has always been surrounded by dark rumors, so was every other heavy hitter in the entertainment industry. Conspiracy theories and creepypastas abound. But when you took a job working as a repair technician, it slowly becomes more and more clear as to why you're the only one anymore. And in the dark crypt-like atmosphere of parts and services, you can't help but wonder if there isn't some grain of truth to everything you've heard.

(Please mind the tags)

`The Unseen Friend by EllaspenFrost

archiveofourown.org/works/47726713/chapters/120307615

"The pizzeria's extensive dark past was lost to almost everyone...

Not you.

A ghost knows all the dirty secrets of its final resting place."

You are the pizzaplex's resident spirit. You were there when the place was built, and watched events unfold for the unfortunate animatronics that entertained the public. Your favorite animatronic, previously performing in the theater, was re-purposed as a daycare attendant. Though it takes several years, Sun and Moon begin to realize that they were never as alone as they believed. Someone had always been there with them.

*Thing on your swing by SourTomato

archiveofourown.org/works/45595288/chapters/114730450

Yay cheap housing!

Why is it so cheap? Probably has something to do with mushrooms!

~A Song of the Seas by StarForgedStories

archiveofourown.org/works/48452437/chapters/122214820

You don’t know what possessed you to buy that boat. Was it just a whim? A wish for a bit of adventure? To flee from the only life you'd ever known? Or perhaps even the call of something far more alluring than just the sea itself...

The sea has many mysteries within its dark depths and you're going to uncover them, whether you like it or not.

+Golden Midnight by friendcharlie

archiveofourown.org/works/48365224/chapters/121985287

Recovering from severe depression and isolation, you're accepted into a position at the newly rebuilt and remodeled Mega Pizzaplex. You're expecting a tedious and boring customer service job, but after meeting your celestial-themed coworkers, it might be more than you bargained for.

~Crush Depth by NaffEclipse

archiveofourown.org/works/48656851/chapters/122737075

You stare out the forward viewport—the window. The sub’s only window. Blood splashes against the thick glass. It is human blood. It fills an ocean on Moon FZ-87. The atmosphere is dark and barren, speckled with the ghostly light of stars that have been gone for decades.

This is the last view you have of anything above the blood ocean surface. Futility sinks roots into your ribs.

DCA x Reader (SFW)

~Song Fish Amid the Stars by NaffEclipse

archiveofourown.org/works/48365212/chapters/121985266

A pang hits your heart, going out to the little fish struggling to escape the cruel and entrapping lagoon.

But they look like mers. Sea monsters.

Mermaid!Sun & Mermaid!Moon x Reader (SFW)

*Celestial Sundown by clutterspace

archiveofourown.org/works/48356314/chapters/121962010#workskin

There was something slumped beneath a tree, and you had no idea what it was.

The sunlight shone brighter where it laid, despite the leaves above not differing from any of the other foliage.

It was such a small thing to notice in comparison to everything else, but it brought a small hysterical giggle out past the lump in your throat as it finally clicked in place what you were seeing.

It was a god.

────

You are a peasant living in the middle of the woods, Sun is the god of day you brought back home with you, and Moon is the god of night tucked away in the Celestial Realm.

+*So(u)l by Strawbubbysugar

archiveofourown.org/works/48206098/chapters/121564951

It will take every single sign the universe can throw at you to realize that you are capable of being loved. Specifically, by an animatronic daycare attendant.

Check out @strawbubbysugar on Tumblr for art related to the AU!

[p5headcanonhellhole]

@mooncallerautumn​ asked

Hello! Since it’s almost Valentine’s Day, could i please request sexy times with Ryuji and his girlfriend when she wears lingerie for him for the first time? Lol I LITERALLY SLAMMED MYSELF INTO MY DESK FROM THIS CAUSE OF THE FUCKING W H I P L A S H I GOT HOOOO BOY

I will be honest, I feel like Ryuji is my hardest to write with Yusuke coming in second for the guys. I dunno why but for some reason I struggle with them the most. I hope this isn’t too ooc because of that and this is still enjoyable for those reading.

This is a warning for anyone who does not want to view NSFW/Suggestive content! Read no further within this post if it makes you uncomfortable!

Reader is female for female identifying audiences

~~~ Valentines day. Or single awareness day for some. It was a day you were looking for for a long time. Especially since you had quite the interesting surprise prepared for your boyfriend; Ryuji Sakamoto.

You met him around your third year at Shujin. And in that, did you eventually find out about his interesting escapades to the metaverse as a phantom thief and him changing hearts. Not that you minded much of course, just that he would be careful and mind himself since he had his moments of absentmindedness. But that was one of the things you loved about it. Even if it got him or you both in more trouble then your worth. But that was besides the point here. 

You had went shopping some time back for some things that you planned to use tonight as a surprise. You wanted to try your hardest to give Ryuji a good experience today and once you mustered enough confidence, you donned the lingerie, set the scene and waited for him to arrive home. It wasn’t long now since then but you decided to get yourself riled up a little. It was only a matter of time before he would step through that door and you just had to be prepared for it. With the click of the door from the living room and the sound of your boyfriend’s voice, you perked up and hastily jumped onto the bed you two shared and got into position. Not your most graceful moment but no one was there to see it at the very least. “I’m in the room!” You called out to him to notify him that you hadn’t gone out, hearing his footsteps approach the room door along with the jingle of keys that you knew good and well belonged to your boyfriend. You move back n forth a bit in anticipation with a nervous smirk until the door is lightly swung open revealing a very surprised and obviously tongue-tied blonde with his bronze eyes fixated on you and perhaps even what you dawned on you. You were quite revealing after all. “Happy Valentines Day Ryuji. Hope you like the surprise.” You purred, using all your strength to get that out. This isn’t your usual so of course you were a little nervous. But man did his reaction make it worth it. “Do I ever.” He returned as he dropped everything on the floor along with his shirt, quickly pinning you to the bed with his hands beside your head and look that quickly filled you with butterflies. “You got all of this for me? Even this?” He asked despite knowing the answer, even lightly tugging on one of the straps that was apart of the whole set. “Of course I did. I wanted to do something special for you Ryuji.” You cooed, tugging at Ryuji’s heart strings as he went in for a passionate kiss, a giddy hum leaving his throat while taking your lips into his.

“You didn’t have to do all of that. Though...” he went to take a good handful of your chest into his hand, pulling down the bra that completed the set. “Shame this beautiful ribbon has to be thrown onto the floor in a few seconds. Love the gift even so~”

Sorry for being hella late!

[enden-k]

a ferret instagram for ur comfort and perhaps laughs if u wanna check it out; they always have such silly photos of their lil noodles NGAHAHA

(yes i saw their account and immediately thought of tiny noodle rex lapis being as ridiculous as them NDNDJSHHS)

ferrets are a blessing, thanks for this now i know where to look when i need comfort aksjxnc 😭💙

[bakugousbussy]

Nightmare

BakuDeku w/ Lee! Deku & Ler! Bakugou

Summary: Bakugou has a dream where Deku was better than him, and he takes his anger out on real Deku.

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It was an early Saturday morning, most of Class 1A still in bed, still tired of yesterdays training, all except two of them.

Bakugou and Midoriya were outside sparring. Why? Well…

It was 430AM, Bakugou looked at the clock. He woke up because he was having a nightmare. Or what he thought was a nightmare anyway. He dreamt that Deku was the number one hero and he was falling behind. And what made it even worse is that dream Deku kept calling Bakugou an angry pomeranian!

“That nerd.” He mumbled to himself, sitting up, replaying the dream over and over in his head, getting angrier and angrier. “He thinks he can beat me? Tch.” He clicked his tongue. “I will be the number one hero. I will be the one who surpasses All Might.” Bakugou, fueled with rage, gets up and changes from his sleeping clothes to his training clothes.

Bakugou marched over to the elevator and pressed the button to Midoriya’s floor. Not even thinking twice, he barges into the green haired boys’ room.

He was met with silence as Izuku slept peacefully on his bed.

If it wasn’t for this rivalry they had with each other, Bakugou would consider Midoriya a friend. The green hair boy looked so peaceful. He was sleeping in his All Might pajamas and he was covered with an All Might blanket. Bakugou cooed at the sight. He almost left him alone, but then Bakugou remembered his dream and the fuel to his fire came back.

“Nerd!” Bakugou spoke, loudly and sternly, but not enough to wake up everyone on the floor.

“Get up.” His voice laced with impatience, as he shook the sleeping green haired boy.

“Wha-Kacchan?” Midoriya blinked his eyes, trying to get the sleep out of them to focus on the boy leaning in front of him.

“K-Kacchan w-what’s going on?” Midoriya asked, sitting up, flustered that the blonde was so close to him.

“Change. We’re sparring outside. Now.” Is all Bakugou said to him, as he walked out of Midoriya’s room, leaving Midoriya confused. But he did as he was told, because he was scared of Bakugou and the consequences that would follow if he didn’t.

Midoriya groggily made his way outside looking around for Bakugou.

“Over here, nerd.”

Midoriya looked up to see Bakugou under a tree. He made his way over to the waiting blonde.

“W-why?” Is all Midoriya could produce as he let out a big yawn.

“Because you think you’re better than me. You think that I can’t be the number one hero. You think I look like an angry pomeranian.” Bakugou rambled.

Midoriya stood there, dumbfounded. “Kacchan I-I never said any of that.” Midoriya whined. Did he just wake me up to fight me for something I didn’t say, Midoriya thought, slightly face palming himself in his head.

“No quirks.” Bakugou said, and Midoriya nodded in agreement.

Bakugou aimed a kick at Midoriya’s head, but Midoriya dodged. Midoriya retaliated with a punch, but Bakugou dodged that. They both went at it. They both really were the perfect match for each other. Their hand to hand combat was around the same level. Bakugou’s swift movements balanced Midoriya’s quick thinking, and Midoriya’s speed balanced out Bakugou’s strength.

After a few long moments, they both were exhausted. The pair laid on the floor, panting and sweating.

“So you wanted to fight because you made up some things I said about you?” Midoriya asked through gasps of air.

“No.” Bakugou replied sheepishly with a hint of embarrassment. Did I really do that, he thought. In his defense the dream felt real, and nobody was going to talk to him like that, especially Midoriya, even if it was fake because it was all in Bakugou’s dream. He was just about to let it go too, but then the angry pomeranian comment filled his mind and he just…reacted.

Bakugou jumped up from where he was laying and sprung over to the unsuspecting Izuku.

“W-what?! Ah! Kacchan?!” The broccoli headed boy yelped out in surprise.

Bakugou straddled the smaller boys waist and with one strong move he pinned both of Midoriya’s hands under his knees. Midoriya too shocked to fight back, stunned at the explosive blondes sudden attack.

“K-Kacchan I-I w-what?” Midoriya stuttered out.

But the blonde was in his own world. He gave Midoriya a devious smile. Which Midoriya could only respond in more stutters.

“I think…” Bakugou paused to raise his hands into a bogus thinking pose. “You need to say sorry,” Bakugou said, ask he looked down at his confused prey.

“F-for w-what K-Kacchan?” Midoriya, flustered at the situation of being held down by his childhood friend.

“For dream Deku calling me an angry pomeranian! Duh!” Bakugou said like it was so obvious.

“W-what?” Midoriya replied, confused face and all.

“Fine. I guess I’ll just make you.” Bakugou half screamed as he started wiggling his fingers towards the trapped boy.

“W-wahahait K-Kahahacchan! Nohoho.” Midoriya’s body let out anticipation giggles as he knew what was about to happen next.

“Heh. Deku, I’m not even tickling you yet. You never grew out of your ticklishness did you?” Bakugou laughed evilly, his smile looking wicked. “More fun for me.”

“Nohohoho dohohohon’t!” Midoriya could feel his cheeks getting pink as he watched the wiggling fingers above him.

Bakugou’s fingers finally made it to Midoriya’s stomach and the green haired boy let out a small scream.

“NAHAHAhahaha Kahahahacchan stahahahahap ihihihit!” Midoriya shook his head back and forth. Midoriya hadn’t been tickled for a while so the boy forgot just how ticklish he was.

“Maybe you should have thought about the punishment before dream you decided he could insult me!” Bakugou teased. He knew it wasn’t Midoriya’s fault, but he wanted to bully the broccoli head.

Bakugou raked his fingers up and down Midoriya’s stomach and couldn’t help but laugh a little when Midoriya would let out a small squeak when Bakugou hit a particularly sensitive spot on the laughing boys’ tummy.

“GahahhaAHAH buhuhuhuhut I dihihihihidn’t eveheheheen sahahaHAHAay ahahahahany of thahahahahat!” Midoriya tried to pull at his arms to escape the ticklish torture but Bakugou’s grip was too strong, plus it wasn’t helping that Midoriya was laughing his head off.

Bakugou moved his hands up to Midoriya’s ribs. Gently vibrating his fingers, resulting in a higher pitched laugh from Midoriya.

“KAHAHAHACCHAN! NAHAHAHAAHA!”

“Nope. You deserve this.” Bakugou said as he continued his attack on the freckled boys’ ribs.

The two would have a lot of tickle fights when they were younger, so Bakugou was an expert at tickling little Izuku. The explosive blonde had skilled fingers that were pros at getting the right spots, and putting the right amount of pressure that wouldn’t just tickle like hell, but also drive someone insane.

“STAHAHAHAHAAP I DIHIHIHIHIDN’T SAHAHAHAY GAHHHAHAH!” Midoriya begged through his laughter, clamping his eyes shut and trying to minimize the ticklish feeling.

“Then apologize for your dream selfs’ behavior.” Bakugou replied dryly as he moved his hands up to Midoriya’s armpits, kneading the flesh in circular motions that he knew would drive Deku crazy.

“GAHAHAHAA NAHAHAHAA BUHUHUHUHUT KAHAHAHAHACCHAN NOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHHAHAAHA!” Midoriya tried to bring his arms to his side to protect his sensitive armpits from being abused with tickles. This just made Bakugou laugh, putting a little more pressure into the tickles and made Izuku laugh uncontrollably.

“STAHAHAHAHAHAP KAHAAHHAHACCHAN! WEHEHEHE’RE GOHOHOHONNA WAHAHAHAHAKE EHEHEHEHEVERY OHOHOHONE UHUHUHUHUP! Midoriya protested as happy tears started to form in his eyes.

“No, you’re gonna wake everyone up with your loud screaming, so quiet down.” Katsuki teased. Which made Midoriya’s cheeks turn red. “This could all stop if you just do what I said.” Bakugou’s smile as wide as it could be, looking down at his rival in hysterics.

“NGAHAHA BUHUHUHUT HAHAHAHHAA!” Midoriya could barely get any words out. His eyes filled with mirthful tears, and his legs kicked helplessly behind his attacker. He tried to buck Bakugou off but his efforts were to no avail.

Bakugou moved his fingers and rested them on top of Midoriya’s hips. Midoriya’s eyes widened in fear.

“Nohoho! Dohohon’t! Kahahacch-”

His pleas interrupted when Bakugou dug his fingers into his hipbones.

“GAHHAHAHAA NOHOHOHO! NOHOHOHOT THAHAHAHAT SPHOHOHOHOT! BAHAHAHAA!” Midoriya screamed. His worst spot being attacked and he couldn’t even fight his way out. This was it for him. Is this how I’ll leave this world, he thought.

“Ha ha yes this spot!” Bakugou couldn’t hold back his smile when he saw the giggly mess beneath him. He mentally cooed at how cute the squirming boy beneath him looked. “Two words and this torture can end.” Bakugou teased, not letting up on the tickling.

“OHOHOHOKAY! HAHAHAHHAA KAHAHAHACCHAN IHIHIHIHI’M SOHOHOHOHOHORRY!” Midoriya finally gave in, happy tears finally leaving his eyes and streaming down his freckled face. He couldn’t take the tickling anymore.

“Hmmm…I don’t know Deku. Doesn’t seem very genuine.” The blonde said playfully, lightening up on the tickling slightly.

“NOHOHOHO! IHIHIHIHIHI MEHEHEHEEHEAN IHIHIHIHIHIT AHAHAHAHAH!” The green haired boy used all of his efforts to get out that last sentence, before falling into silent laughter.

The blonde, thinking the laughing boy had just about enough tickles, tickled the smaller hero for just a bit longer as a last hurrah, then he started to slow his fingers, until they finally came to a stop, just resting on the boys hips.

“Remember this the next time dream you wants to insult me!” Bakugou said while faking an angry voice.

The explosive blonde hopped off of Izuku and the green haired boy sat up, inhaling deeply.

Midoriya spoke through a smile and pants of breaths, “Dream me won’t ever do that again.”

“He better not.” Bakugou replied with a smirk on his face. Oh Bakugou was so going to have to tickle the green haired boy into oblivion again, he planned on it.

The two boys then sat together under the tree, watching the sunrise, just like they used to do as little kids.

[nurjannahawaliyah]

Menuju Ketemu ADNA (2)

Awalnya rencananya mau lahiran d bidan A. Tapi karena berbagai pertimbangan akhirnya memutuskan untuk lahiran di bidan desa yang deket rumah aja. Tapi qadarullah. Malam itu listrik mati 1 kelurahan.. Dengan keadaan sudah pecah ketuban, langsung telpon bidan desa. Tapi karena mati listrik beliau ga berani untuk menangani di kliniknya. Akhirnya dirujuk bidan ke Rumah Sakit Islam Jepara untuk mendapat tindakan di sana . Sampai di RSI sekitar jam 11.00 dicek sudah pembukaan 4.

Ohyaa. Suami masih di bis dari Jakarta menuju Jepara. Entah sampai mana saat itu. Aku udah ga kepikiran lagi. Karena cuma fokus sama nafas dan kontraksi yang semakin intens. Jam 1, rasanya makin-makin.. Undescribable. Karena semakin kuat dan durasi kontraksi nya lama akhirnya dicek dalam sama bidan. Ternyata udah bukaan 6. Rasanya udah ga karuan. Yang diinget cuma gimana bisa tetep dzikir dan kontrol nafas meskipun hzzxxhzhsj.. Punggung dielus-elus ibuk tiap ada kontraksi. Meskipun tidak mengurangi rasa mulasnya, tapi paling tidak ada rasa nyaman kalau pas dielus-elus.

Yg kusadari saat itu adalah dedek mau keluar. Dia sedang berusaha keras mencari jalan di dalam.. Jadi berusaha mengafirmasi diri juga. Semakin kuat kontraksinya semakin cepet juga bakal ketemu. Gitu mikirnya. Kontraksinya semakin kuat dengan durasi 20 detik setiap 3 menit. Bukaan masih 6 dan belum nambah-nambah. Setiap dicek, bidan ngingetin kalau nggak boleh mengejan. Jam 01.45 WIB kontraksinya semakin kuat banget dan ada rasa mengejan yang otomatis muncul dari dalam. Tapi coba menahan buat nggak mengejan kayak yang bidan bilang. Meskipun udah ditahan tapi tetep aja rasa mengejannya itu otomatis muncul. Mules, kram perut yang hebat dan menjalar ke punggung dan tulang belakang lalu rasa ingin mengejan..

Ohyaaa. Ini bukan buat temen2 takut hamil, was-was atau bagaimana yaaa. Ini cerita aja pengalaman kemarin. InsyaaAllah rasa yang dialami bernilai pahala

Ga tahu perasaannya pak suami kayak apa karena ga tahu kondisiku di rumah sakit gimana.. Di ruang bersalin aku cuma ditemani Ibuk yang setiap menitnya bilang

"Istighfar, dzikir yaaa"

Karena rasa ingin mengejannya semakin kuat dan tak tertahankan lagi, akhirnya dicek sama bidan dan ternyata sudah pembukaan lengkap. Alhamdulillah

Bidan: Bu, ini sudah pembukaan lengkap. Tapi dokternya sedang ada tindakan cesar. Kalau kami yang nangani bagaimana?

Ibuk: Ohyaaaa gapapa bu. Semakin cepat semakin baik..

(ya masak nunggu dokter *batinku. Ngahaha)

Segala peralatan sudah disiapkan. Lampu sorot untuk menerangi proses mengejan juga sudah dihidupkan.. Tiba-tiba ada suara salam dari pintu ruang bersalin

"assalamu'alaikum"

Si mas sampai.

*tes* netes....

Ibuk langsung keluar dari ruang karena udah ada mas. Hanya boleh 1 orang yang menemani prosesnya... Lalu sebelum tindakan aku dituntun mas baca bismillah. Aku sendiri hanya bisa baca basmalah dan al fatihah dalam hati karena udah ga sanggup bersuara.

Setiap kali terasa mules disitulah harus mengejan karena ketika mules berarti dedeknya lagi berusaha dorong dari dalam dan mengejan supaya dedeknya terdorong dengan kuat keluar. Luar biasa rasanya segala teknik nafas dicoba dipakai tapi tetap aja beberapa kali buyar. Setelah beberapa kali mengejan dengan nafas yang hzzxxhzhsj.. Jam 02.30 WIB akhirnya lahirlah anak perempuan pertama kami dengan sehat dan selamat... Jum'at 18 Januari 2019

ADNA

Alhamdulillah alhamdulillah ya Allah...

Ia kami beri nama

Annisa Dzakiyah Nur Amri

Kelak semoga ia menjadi pemimpin perempuan yang cerdas lagi berakhlak mulia. Menjadi cahaya bagi semesta.. Aamiinnn..

[ifinallymovedon]

Sulit memberikan senyuman, bukan berarti mencerminkan kesombongan. Hanya saja, stoknya terbatas untuk orang-orang pilihan, yang halal dan berani menghalalkan.

Ngahaha, biasa digituin? Senyumin, sambil jalanin sambil nunduk biar ga jatuh dan malu-maluin.

@ifinallymovedon

[kebabonta-blog]

Bismillah

Akhirnya, kesukaan saya akan menulis dan bercerita bisa dilampiaskan disini. Hihi.

Selama ini cerita cuma di-instastory doang, tentang apapun, malah kebanyakan cerita geje-nya ketimbang jualannya, ngahaha!

Ngg, tapi kok ya lama-lama kepikiran aja gitu sama orang-orang yang emang gak peduli sama saya, sama jalan hidup saya, sama cerita saya, sama usaha saya, si kebab onta ini. Yhee khan? Walaupun sebagian dari mereka ternyata tetep nyimak dan akhirnya malah curhat-curhatan di DM sampe saling support masing-masing. Berasa punya temen seperjuangan. Cihuy!

Trus apalagi yah? Oiyah.. skalian mau nyimpen kenang-kenangan lewat tulisan tentang kebab onta. Usaha yang saya bangun sejak 4 tahun lalu. Yang inshaallah bakalan saya temenin terus sampai tumbuh dewasa dan mandiri. Semoga.

[yaatrickyassification]

NGAHAHA i just saw your fic about my request 👩♀️AND I'M ABSOLUTELY INLOVE WITH IT <3

Your writing is just *chefkiss* 👩‍🍳💋

-🐢

Thank you! I was actually running low on brain cells at that time, so I thought I did a poor job of writing it・゜・(ノД`)

[yacvans]

Widiee gaes, manga Bungo Stray Dogs bakal muncul di Indonesia ! Saya sangat tidak sabarrrr.

Saya akhir akhir ini jarang koar di sini. Hehe maafkan saya. Tapi da saya kan koar di sini kalo lagi gabut. Nah akhir akhir ini saya tidak menggabut. Udah mah sekolah udah mulai offline, tugas mulai muncul, dan kegiatan organisasi selalu ada. Jadi ya gak ada waktu buat menggabut (meni sok sibuk kitu).

Untuk sekarang sih saya harap saya gak suka siapa siapa dan bisa mengatur waktu.

Saya teh ada problem euy. Jadi kan osis teh aya rapat tiap Kemis, nah ekskul yang saya ikuti juga kegiatannya setiap hari Kemis. Jadi bentrok broooww. Sedangkan saya teh pengen aktip dia dua duanya. Kumaha tah. Apa saya izin aja ya? Jadi misal minggu pertama saya izin ekskul, minggu kedua izin osis, dst. Tapi da gimana atuh, nanti saya tertinggal informasi. Yah sudahlah, kumaha nanti weh. Tapi saya udah memutuskan bakal pilih osis sih (rencana mau nyalonin jadi 6 inti. Kalo kepilih, saya mau jadi waketos atau jadi sekre 1, ngahaha). Kalau di ekskul mah saya jadi semi inti saja. Yang penting mah aktip.

Btw di sekolah saya kedatangan NP (Nihongo Partners). Semoga Senseinya betah dan nyaman dan juga kami nya bisa akrab.

Oks sekian.

Ah iya, saya jadi jarang nulis Daily Life euy. Haro.

Q: ikut ekskul apah?

A: ekskul wibu (a.k.a Japan Club).

[tintdaeyo]

Gini gini aku mau cerita. Aku nggatau akhir akhir ini kepikiran pengen punya blog. Iya membahas pangan dan gizi gitu. Masalahnya sekarang adalah? Bentar aku buatin list.

1. Konsep blog

Aku pengen blognya itu ga terlalu formal. Santai aja gitu tapi tetep memberikan ilmu dan sharing edukasi. Tapi masih bingung nih kalimat yg saya gunakan seperti apa dalam daily activity blognya.

2. Sharing /private (konten)

Selanjutnya adalah aku pengennya di blog itu aku juga share pengalaman pribadi aku. Misalnya nih suatu hari nanti, aku travelling kemana gitu atau diberi kesempatan buat lanjut sekolah ke luar negeri (amin banget, ayo sholawatin) atau ada project kerja dan pengalaman-pengalaman seru lainnya aku pengen naro tulisan itu disana juga.

3. Platform mana yg cocok?

Yang ketiga baca.., (ngga ding). Aku juga masih bingung kira-kira platform mana yg cocok buat aku mulai masterpiece ini. Setau aku sih (ni yg aku paham penggunaanya yaa) platform buat blog itu website, wordpress, blogspot, sm tumblr ini. Kalo website kan gamungkin karena saya belum berpenghasilan. Kalo wordpress kayaknya juga ada yg harus beli domain gitu deh (cmiiw). Kalo blogspot kayaknya ini cocok juga sihh cuma masih ragu. Nah kalo tumblr jawaban aku samaa kayak blogspot bisa sih tp masih ragu. Mungkin aku bakal cari info info lagi soal mereka.

Sementara itu dulu kayaknya gundah gulana ku mengenai blog dan mungkin ada part selanjutnya. Kalo ada saran dan masukan boleh deh bisikin ke aku. Ngahaha. Mang sapa sie yg mau baca tulisan ini kecuali aku sendiri. Ok gengs see u next time

[que-writes]

khamis • 23 february

bangun pagi dah terasa takde mood. dengan orang tu selalu tertidur hmm but its okaaaaay lah, so bangun pagi terus mandi siap semua. like seriously, pagi tadi takde mood langsung. and dia tak pergi kelas pagi tadi. tapi rajinnya nak hantar aku ni uhuks sesusah je nak kena datang aswara semata-mata nak hantar si qurratull'amira ni. so ini lah rasanya bila orang terlampau baik kat kita. sangat bersyukur, cause he's mine. jika ditanya kan aku, perkara apa yang paling aku cinta dalam diri dia, aku pilih hati dia. okay so dia hantar aku ke aswara. dah lambat, pukul 11:30 baru masuk kelas. kelas pukul 11. but sib baik lah en. syukor tu sejenis yang tenang. (syukor alhamdulillah) and damn, ngantuknya kelas sejarah muzik tadi. start dari kelas sejarah muzik, aku dah start blur. sebab ngantuk ya amat. so lepas kelas sejarah muzik, kelas vocal basic, and perut pun dah mula bunyi huks huks~ kelas vocal basic untuk harini kena buat solfeggio, rhythm and teka note. I love solfeggio so much haih but rhythm is a no for me tsk. im so bad at rhythm. but dont why im still blur even its my favourite subject!!!??? I means the solfeggio one cause everytime teacher asked "q, what do you think about this note?" I was like "eh sorry, what?" and miss ranko laugh and said "haha q is dreaming" I was like haih what happen to me haaaaa. so after vocal basic class, weh dah terasa lapar dah perut eden ni. eden tokleh nok fokus hang tau tak! nok nyanyi pun tokleh nok focus sebab dok fikir makanan, makanan, makanan, and time tengah nak practice opera, datang lah seseorang jejaka ini, berambut panjang (sebab degil taknak potong rambut nak kena gigit lah tu kot), berbaju putih berserta line pink, biru dan hijau di keliling collarnya, berseluar coklat cerah sedikit seperti warna kulit dan berkasut coklat bertali merah ewah dah boleh buat buku kot ayat aku ni hahaha okay dia datang kepada ku dan menolong untuk printkan assignment aku, ya allah haih terasa bertuah, no im really like feeling so grateful. jarang orang sanggup tolong camni kat kita, sebelum ni semua benda kita buat sendiri ni ada dia ni bahagia rasanya. terima kasih sesangat. and time practice opera tadi, tak berapa bagus sangat cause I cant focus, serious. sebab terrrrrrlampau lapar hm. and then, tanpa ku sedar, diluar hujan. ish bila dapat tahu hujan, terus terfikir pasal seorang jejaka ni. kesian dia baju dia basah, seluar basah. hmmm aku ni rasa bersalah tau. tapi dia boleh cakap "takpe" then senyum alaaaaa alaaaa alaaaaa apa niiiii suka tau buat hati kita berbunga. lepas practice opera tu, nampak dia and then dia teman aku gi photostat. photostat kat library satu kertas rm0.20 hiuhiuhiu sis redha dah time tu. dan semuanya rm11.++ (tak ingat sen sen dia) time tengah susun binding tu, cek sebenarnya tak pandai sebab first time buat sendiri tu sebab lama tu tapi cek suka berdikari tu sebab nak cuba buat sendiri. then tetiba jejaka itu datang dan berkata "lamanya" terkojut eden ni. dia datang tolong terus cepat siap ngahaha sis terkejut sebab sekejap je dah siap lepas dia datang. and time datang koir, syukur alhamdulillah terima kasih kepada tuhan, gua datang tepat pada masa. datang time dah start koir time turn budak vokal nyanyi koir. so ranko buat macam ni, budak vokal kena nyanyi lagu watak diorang dalam le nozze di figaro, aku watak utama, susanna. tapi ramai lagi yang dapat watak susanna so kena nyanyi sikit depan dak choir. gua sebenarnya tak tahu note and lagu tu sangat sebab baru practice and nyanyi lagu tu time kelas vocal basic, so gua miming je huhuhu tanpa ku tahu, rupanya lepas nyanyi dak koir kena vote angkat tangan siapa okay and siapa dapat vote banyak boleh balik means miss ranko lepas kan (ahhhh mati) aku time tu dah nak rasa mati kelaparan dah, takde mood langsung nak nyanyi, suara pun tak keluar sangat sebab takde energy, dengan tak tahu lagu tu sebab dalam kelas vocal basic tadi blur sangaaaaat so one by one yang bagus keluar, sehingga tinggal dua orang iaitu tinggal aku and dhiya. emmm berharap sangat dapat lepas awal tapi tadi cam sedih gak ah sebab orang yang aku tolong

[literacchi]

Melihat namamu mengingatkanku pada sosok gadis kesayangan Khulafaur Rasyidin favoritku. Hafshah binti Umar bin Khattab.

Kepercayaan diri dan sifat pemberani mungkin menjadi karakter nama dari seorang Hafshah. Disaat yang lain bungkam ia berani mengutarakan pendapatnya (walau Hafshah yang ini pernah sedikit membuat orang disekitarnya jengkel terhadap dirinya ngahaha). Tak apa. Sifat tegar dalam menghadapi tempaan serta semangatmu kadang membuatku insekyur abiez.

Hobi yang dimiliki pun hampir sama. Membaca dan menulis (walau kuyakin poin pertama tidak terlalu bagi dirimu, tapi kau tetap memaksanya). Hafshah binti Umar merupakan pemilik mushaf Al-Qur'an pertama karena kepandaiannya dalam membaca dan menulis. Begitupun kau yang senang menulis sampai memaksa puluhan kali diriku untuk ikut kelas menulis, oh no maafkan atas ketidakberanian diriku melawan hawa nafsu kemageranku ini, tapi satu hal yang pasti, kau tak mudah terpengaruh dengan apa yang tidak dilakukan orang-orang disekitarmu (kadang sih). Kau tetap berada pada jalanmu.

Ketidakcocokan dalam pertemanan mungkin akan banyak dihadapi setiap orang dalam berteman. Dan itu sudah sering kulakukan dengan cara mendiamkanmu hingga berhari hari haha bocah sekali ya, maafkan temanmu ini ia baru belajar jadi orang dewasa dan baru belajar bagaimana mengontrol emosinya. Maaf sudah menolak mengontrak rumah bersama dirimu karna gada yang tau apa yang akan terjadi ditahun depan ngahahaha.

Selamat atas gelar barumu!

Iri sekali akan segera melihatmu memakai toga (walau kemungkinan besar secara virtual), tapi yang paling membuatku iri adalah namamu.. sebab Rasulullah tak pernah punya istri bernama Choirunnisa.

[ismijanuari]

Sebuah Proyek Iseng

Halo, hari ini Minggu dan aku sedang berada di tempat ternyamanku di bumi ini. Yup! Rumahku.

Hari ini hari Minggu dan saat ini aku sedang membaca buku yang lama ingin kubaca, The Little Prince, serta dua komik Hai! Miiko yang kupinjam semalam tadi.

Ini masih pagi dan aku bahagia sekali.

Hari ini hari Minggu setelah hampir tujuh bulan mengupdate installan whatsapp menjadi sangat nyata. Kenapa aku bilang sangat nyata? Karena whatsapp punya fiture story yang memungkinkan kamu mengetahui apa yang orang lain kerjakan. Setiap waktu. Setiap detik. Bagi kamu yang hobi ngepoin kehidupan orang, selamat! Whatsapp membantu menyalurkan hobimu. Sebagai orang yang punya keingintahuan tinggi, saya termasuk dalam deretan orang yang berbahagia dengan fiture baru whatsapp ini. Saya ingat, siang hari setelah berhasil mengupdate whatsapp versi terbaru, saya langsung melihat semua story kontak yang ada di whatsapp saya. I see. I know. And I dont care. Hahaha saya jujur ketika mengatakan ini, karena memang tidak ada yang menarik bagi saya ketika melihat cerita yang mereka bagi.

Lalu kejadian berlanjut saat saya untuk ke dua kali mengintip cerita yang mereka bagi. Dan taadaa ada satu kawan karib saya menge-chat saya. Tiba-tiba. Dan ternyata alasan dia menge-chat saya adalah karena dia mengetahui saya telah melihat ceritanya. Bzzz. Saya ketahuan. Karena saya baru tahu bahwa mengintip itu berbekas. Baiklah, sejak saat itu saya kapok untuk melihat apa yang mereka ceritakan. Bukan karena malu ketahuan mengintip, tapi saya lebih malu ketahuan bahwa saya tidak peduli dengan cerita mereka. Lebih tepatnya, tidak benar-benar peduli.

Saya berhasil menahan diri saya untuk tidak mengintip lagi apa yang mereka bagi di whatsapp hingga kini. Tentu, sebagai gantinya sayapun tidak pernah membagikan cerita saya di whatsapp. Biar impas. Sama-sama tidak memperdulikan ngahaha :). Ini bertahan hingga kira-kira saya tidak bisa menahan diri untuk tidak membuka cerita seseorang. Kalau ini karena saya ingin tahu apa yang dia lakukan dan saya peduli hehehe :). Selain dia, saya tidak membuka cerita yang lain lagi.

Halo, ini hari Minggu dan seperti yang kubilang di atas, sudah 7 bulan sejak whatsapp ku terupdate ke versi terbaru. Saya sedang baca buku dan tetiba muncul sebuah proyek iseng untuk mengecek seberapa besar saya dipedulikan orang lain hahaha. Kurang kerjaan memang, but sometimes you must fight your curious feeling. Dan terjadilah, cerita pertama saya di whatsapp. Satu menit.. dua menit ... lima puluh tujuh menit ... sudah mulai bermunculan mereka yang ternyata sedang mengintip cerita saya. Hingga beberapa jam kemudian, angka pengintip saya menunjukkan 60an. Wohooo , banyak juga ternyata yang penasaran dengan apa yang saya lakukan. Tapi sayangnya, tak semuanya yang benar-benar peduli hehehe.

Saya mungkin sama seperti mereka, hobi mengintip apa yang orang lain kerjakan kemudian bergumam "oh" dan kemudian cukup tau. Lalu lupa. Tak peduli. Itulah kenapa saya tidak terlalu tertarik untuk mengintip cerita orang lain, karena saya lebih menghargai orang yang bercerita langsung kepada saya tentang harinya, tentang sesuatu yang baginya lucu, tentang apa yang menari di pikirannya, tentang pendapatnya, tentang semua hal sampai hal tidak penting. Saya menghargai mereka dan saya sangat peduli. Maaf, tapi saya lebih merasa dihargai dengan seperti itu :). Bolehkan saya merasa seperti itu?

Okay kembali ke proyek iseng saya hari ini. Ternyata dari 60an pengintip itu, masih ada mereka yang benar-benar peduli dengan saya. Betapa terharunya saya. Dan maaf jika bahagia saya sungguh sangat sederhana :).

Postingan ini adalah sebagai pengingat untuk saya bahwa saya pernah melakukan proyek iseng untuk mengetahui betapa banyak saya dipedulikan orang. Sekaligus sebagai ucapan terimakasih kepada mereka yang mempedulikan saya dengan cerita yang sangat tidak menarik untuk dibagi hehe.

Ini akan menjadi pertama dan terakhir saya berbagi cerita. Bukan karena sedih mengetahui bahwa kebanyakan orang hanya ingin tahu kehidupanmu tapi hanya sedikit yang mau peduli, ya iya sih emang sedih haha. Tapi lebih karena saya pun ingin mengendalikan diri saya untuk -hanya tahu kehidupan orang lain; membandingkan dengan hidup saya; kemudian tidak peduli- , saya ingin lebih peduli kepada mereka dengan memasang telinga untuk mendengarkan bukan dengan hanya melihat cerita yang bertahan 24 jam saja.

*CMIIW :)

[pluttskutt]

Alphabet Tag Thingy

I was tagged by @elinw98 thank you <3

A: age - 23 with no wisdom to share

B: birthplace - Sweden. In the uh... east?

C: current time - 08:51. I wanna go back to sleep

D: drink you had last - Water like the so healthy person I am

E: easiest person to talk to - idk ?? I have people I talk with about stuff but I don’t tell them other stuff, finding it easier to talk with someone else about it

F: favorite song - Iridescent by Linkin Park atm

G: grossest memory - Uhm I don’t know. My brain blocks things out. I know I’ve seen a run over cat and a man being stabbed and bleeding to death but my brain won’t remember how it looked. I guess the human body naked. That’s still gross AF

H: hogwarts house - Ravenclaw

I: in love? - pfffffffffffffft hahahahahahaha no

J: jealous of people - yeah since I’ve flunked life since I was like 8 I constantly wish I was like other people but I don’t get angry at others for being normal when I aren’t.

K: killed someone - nope

L: love at first sight or should I walk by again? - love at first sight isn’t real man it’s you building a fantasy image of someone you just met and are attracted to/have common interests with okay bye

M: middle name - none

N: number of siblings - 0 :-D

O: one wish - enter an advanced CAS and recreate myself and my traits  

P: person you called last - uuhhh dad

Q: question you are always asked - “So what’s the plan?” ngahaha kill me

R: reason to smile - people here on tumblr talking to me and being nice and viv 

S: song you sang last - probably a disney soundtrack, I always sing along to those and play the playlist in mornings

T: time you woke up - around 08:30

U: underwear color - pink with some name on them repeated in different colours

V: vacation destination - somewhere i can just walk around in my cookie monster outfit and be lazy

W: worst habit - procrastination 

X: x-rays - I broke my arm when I was but a wee child so I x-rayed that a few times. Also nearly chopped my finger of some year before and I’m p sure I x-rayed that

Y: your favourite food - think sushi because it’s expensive i can’t have it a lot so i see it as like treating myself which i never deserve tbh

A: zodiac sign - gemini

I tag: @dreadhobo @quizzikemen  @ameliahinwonderland @ori-gami @rottencanines  @a-spice-meatball @pupperbee 

You don’t have to do it feel no pressure it’s just for fun I think  (´･ω･`)

[ifinallymovedon]

Malu-malu kucing. Susah banget buat dideketin, padahal ga ada maksud buat nyakitin. Hmm karena belum ta'aruf mungkin. Ada kucing yang susah banget buat dideketin, ada juga kucing yang gampang banget buat dideketin. Kamu suka yang mana? Aku si suka yang ada usaha dan doanya ngahaha ✌