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Bakugou, as a flight attendant: Window or ailse?

Deku: Window or you’ll what?

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*at raising canes*

Deku: Can I get a 3-finger combo

Bakugou: Okay. Now what would you like to eat?

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*bkdk peacefully skipping rocks*

Deku: isn’t this nice kacchan?

Bakugou: TAKE THAT YOU DAMN LAKE

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Bakugou: konkkk shshhhhh, konk shshshh

Deku: Kacchan I know you’re just pretending to sleep to ignore me

Bakugou, aggressively: KONKKK SHSHHHHH KONK SHHHHH

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Deku: But Kacchan!

Bakugou: You said you wanted me to tutor you so this is your fault

Deku: I wanted you to teach me a little more about chemistry and a little about sex ed, not math

Bakugou: I-

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Bakugou: Deku you were supposed to be quiet

Deku: You covered my mouth

Bakugou: And you got louder???

Deku: It made it hotter

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Bakugou, as a flight attendant: Coffee or tea?

Deku: Coffee

Bakugou: Wrong. It’s tea.

Bakugou: So I heard Jirou and Momo sneaking arou-

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Denki: About to visit the Hokage Rock of America!

Bakugou:

Bakugou: MOUNT RUSHMORE?!?!?!

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Todoroki: Bakugou would you date Midoriya for 1 million dollars?

Bakugou: TCH. No

Deku: :(

Bakugou: I’d do it for free

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Bakugou: Deku hold this

Deku: K-Kacchan? That’s just your hand?

Bakugou: Did. I. Stutter.

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Bakugou: I’m gonna post this pic of us Deku, we look good

Deku, looking at Bakugou’s phone: No Kacchan please I look so ugly

Bakugou: Did you just say my boyfriend is ugly?! NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND!

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can yall see my pronouns and my age in my description bc i put it there and i can see it when i edit my description but when i refresh and look at it it disappears

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Deku: I need to draw a 7 inch line that curves slightly to the left

Bakugou: Lemme be your ruler

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Deku: Where do you live?

Todoroki: In the moment.

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Bakugou: Nerd, we are going to hang out for 38 minutes.

Deku: Why only 38 minutes?

Bakugou: Because I am very busy, are you interested or not?

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Bakugou: Why can’t I find a guy like this

Bakugou: *holds up phone to show Kirishima a picture of Deku*

Deku: Uh hi Kacchan

Bakugou: No

Deku: but that’s literally me

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your user in my inbox has been the best part of my day

cheers, bussy

no u!