#NEEEEEEEERD

[bowsbar]

the adventure of tb and gb writing a 2763 page essay about the benefits of in vivo and in vitro electrophysiological study towards the understanding of neural connections dictating basic motor control and like, astrophysics or something idk

[arbitrarygreay]

Transcript digging: Goddess

So one of my earliest MFS posts wonders if "Goddess" as an invocation is fanon. I have now done a full transcript deep dive for this, and mea culpa it is not fanon. HOWEVER! It is actually not universal, either, but mostly consistent world-building! Tally says it the most frequently (and she got it from her mom), but many US witches say it a few times. In contrast, characters like Raelle, Quinn, and Thelma Bearkiller say "Oh God" or "Oh my God", and never say "Goddess" as a reaction phrase. There is a clear culture gap between the US and the Cession. (Either way, though, it's still weirdly monotheist, with the one acknowledgement of polytheism in that War College covens are named after different war goddesses. Although, note that Alder says that Nicte will return to the Goddess, not The Mother. Intriguing differentiation.) Now, I say "mostly consistent" because the actors slipped up a couple of times. Tally and Abigail each did "Oh my God" exhales in S3. Raw data and numerical analysis under the cut.

"Goddess" is used in 21 episodes (8/12/9 season split, which is pretty even). Tally accounts for 6 instances, Abigail 5, Alder 4, which is a little over 50%. Non-Camarilla utterances of "God" only happen 15 times in 9 episodes. Raelle is 10 of them, and mostly in season 1. Although I crushed together all of the "freaking out over Porter" into one incident, so it's actually even more imbalanced than that lmao. Raw data: 1x1: Cession woman: God bless. 1x2: Tally: Oh, my goddess! 1x3: Tansy: Goddess protect. 1x3: Raelle: Oh, my God! 1x4: Raelle: Oh, my God, spare me, 1x4: Raelle: Stop. Oh, my God. Serious? 1x5: Abigail: Goddess permits, 1x6: Abigail: You wanna make flower rings and sing to the Goddess too? 1x7: Raelle: Oh, my God! 1x7: Raelle: Oh, my God! 1x7: unnamed witch: Goddess forbid the Bellweather Unit have to take responsibility 1x7: Raelle: Oh, God. 1x7: Raelle: Oh, God. 1x8: Raelle: Oh, God, okay. 1x9: Alder: and Goddess knows what else. 1x9: Abigail: May the Goddess bless you. May the Goddess bless this country you served so well. 1x9: Tally: Goddess protect. 2x1: Raelle: Oh, God. 2x1: General Clary: Goddess knows how many more are out there. 2x1: unnamed witch: Goddess help you. 2x1: group chant: Goddess protect her! 2x3: Abigail: Goddess forbid 2x4: Alder: What in the name of the Goddess were you thinking? 2x5: Anacostia: Goddess, not you again. 2x5: Abigail: Thank Goddess you're okay. 2x6: One of Abigail's dads: Goddess permit, 2x6: unnamed witch: Goddess, protect her! 2x6: Quinn: God, Greenville was chaos. 2x8: Tally: Goddess. 2x9: Alder: Nicte Batan will meet the Goddess. 2x10: Tally: Goddess protect 3x1: Vira: What In the name of the Goddess, 3x1: Petra: May the Goddess protect you. 3x2: Tally: Goddess, they can see him. 3x4: Petra: thank Goddess you're okay. 3x4: Tally: Oh, my God. 3x5: Anacostia: Goddess. 3x6: Tally’s mom: What in the name of the Goddess are you doing here? 3x6: Tally’s mom: Goddess, protect. 3x7: Thelma Bearkiller: Oh, God. 3x7: Raelle: Oh, God 3x7: Abigail: Oh, my God. 3x9: Alder: Goddess knows where, 3x10: Tally: For goddess and country.

[beescake]

lmaoo NEEEEEEEERDS

[stepfordgoth]

I feel like German can not be a sexy sounding language like if some man was trying to be sexy and growled in my ear about my fickschlitz or what the fuck ever i would call him a neeeeeeeerd

[nebulousboops]

Hey so what I put Clive in Pokemon I don't think he'd be a trainer, mostly because I don't think he'd like watching his loved ones get hurt in battle (even if he knows it's largely inconsequential), so he just keeps his pokemon as pets. He has a pokemon related job, though, he breeds Alcremies. He's still a journalist, too, I imagine that Alcremies are docile and self-sufficient enough you can leave them alone for a few hours a day, but he still spends a lot of time with them and he loves them very much.

Pokemon aus aren't anything new, but the presentations of the first drawing is very much based on this post by @ceylonpure, so go and check that out!

Explanations for all of my choices for his team and a bit about how he got them under the cut :)

Corviknight (Obsidian) - It's a big metal bird! Giant robots and birds are kinda his whole deal, so I mushed em together and got a Corviknight. I imagine Obsidian was just a rookidee that hung out around Constance's estate that Clive befriended and eventually caught. She's been with him for so long, she's basically a therapy animal.

Porygon2 (Kyanite) - Similar reasoning to Obsidian, Porygon2 is a duck made of code. It being a program and not a robot is still fitting too, because I think he's a fucking NEEEEEEEERD. He saw a cool listing for a Porygon on Poke-Amazon or something and had Kyanite shipped from Kanto. He evolved it into a Porygon2 himself, and he refuses to evolve them any further because he doesn't wanna give them a virus.

Magnemite (Hematite) - It's a cute little magnet robot! I'll be honest I don't have much reason for putting it here other than "robot" and "looks kinda like Wheatley from Portal." There was an infestation of Magnemite around the local power plant, and while reporting on it, Clive managed to snag one for himself. Hematite is menacing his electronics to this day.

Hoothoot (Quartz) - Not only is it a kind of avian, it also has a clock motif, which lines up with the game Clive's from. I also imagine he's a bit of a night owl, so it's only fair he'd meet one. I think he might've just been hanging out under a tree one night when Quartz fell down and bonked him on the head. Then he caught her.

[doctorprofessorsong]

15 Question

@rauko-is-a-free-elf and @you-cant-spell-subtext-without tagged me in this and I have clearly been so normal in answering it

1. ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yesish? My parents named me something fairly unusual, but technically made it a nickname to a fairly common name. The name was a friend's from college who I have never met

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I…should be able to answer this. Don't tell my therapist. Probably reading a fic. I teared up watching a sad story yesterday. Does that count?

3. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Two. They are 9 and 3.

4. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Do I use sarcasm? What do you think?

5. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT SOMEONE? I have really bad face blindness, so typically I notice context clues like clothing and hair.

6. WHAT'S YOUR EYE COLOUR? Brown unless I cry and then green. So hazelish?

7. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Why not both? It probably depends on how bad my anxiety is. Scary movies help me when my anxiety is high.

And I love gory sfx. Otherwise I won't do MCD though.

8. ANY SPECIAL TALENTS? Um. I draft a mean contract? I am excellent at aiming beads when I throw them from a float? I am my most hilarious when depression grabs my brain? I can make anything awkward? I never know how to answer these.

9. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? This literally tells you nothing about me because we moved before I started forming memories. But I was raised in Louisiana

10. WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? Nerdy shit and sports. I love writing fan fic, reading fan fic, leaving embarrassingly long comments on fan fic. I'm a gamer and have been since before girl gamers were cool, so I spent a lot of time behind gender neutral names.

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? Two big dogs and a cat.

12. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED? I loved basketball and in middle school the puberty stick hit me hard so I was tall. Then everyone grew up around me. I had severe asthma and was made to believe that my weight and inability to breathe meant I wasn't athletic. Plus ear issues kept me from the pool. I found swimming about a decade ago and it opened a new world for me. Swimming, biking, zumba, interval training, even running but i hate it. Moving my body with joy instead of as punishment.

13. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'5

14. FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? English. I read like it's my job and writing has always come naturally to me. Unless theater counts. I was the biggest theater nerd. It saved my life.

15. DREAM JOB? Several years ago I was heading to a work conference and I went by the librarian conference. Michelle Obama was set to speak and there were all these seemingly queer cute girls with glasses and fun hair colors sitting in line reading and I thought: I have made a huge mistake with my life. So perhaps research librarian.

Though if I won the lottery, I would just go to school for everything. I know. Neeeeeeeerd.

No pressure tags for @valleydean @friendofcarlotta @reblogging4thewin @evergreencowboy

[wariodemambo]

❝ OH YEAH ??? WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW. YOU'RE DUMB. AND... AND!!! YOUR HAIR'S RED! AND YOU TALK FUNNY? ❞ He's uh. Screaming up at his apartment from the side of a road, uncaring of any nosy bystanders. ❝ I DIDN'T WANT TO STAY WITH A NEEEEEEEERD ANYWAY. ❞

Dude just drop it? Just take the L and go to Jimmy's.

[tsuki-sennin]

Yo, what is UP, everybody!? And Happy New Year! The latest DGP season, Divergence, is about to air! What manner of wicked trickery have Ace, Keiwa, and Neon gotten themselves wrapped up in this time? Who are our new friends Lopo and... Nadge-Sparrow?

Comin' at you live from... somewhere, it's Spoilers, I guess...

-Ah, yeah, I have been enjoying this drama, haha

-...pretty sure there was an entire movie that's not gonna be subbed for a while, but such is life.

-Ultimate Superstar Geats, Ukiyo Ace!

-Celebrity Heiress Heroine Na-Go, Neon Kurama!

-Prodigy Quiz Show King Nadge-Sparrow, Daichi Isuzu!

-Fastest Woman in the World Lopo, Sae Ganaha!

-And Keiwa, I guess

-Holy shit, not a single clap hjklhl

-Ahhhhh, Ace's got a past with these guys.

-KEIWA HJKLGHg

-Poor Keiwa-kun.

-It's okay Keiwa-kun! You've got me lighting up for you!

-Oooooh, don't think I didn't notice the changes in the op. "Who is the back stabber" indeed.

-Oh shit, starting out super strong, huh?

-Jamato Time.

-Ooooooh, Neon got comebacks!

-Gotta say new guys, I really like them suits.

-Ah, looks like Lopo's pretty tricky?

-Nadgey too!

-"Good job, everybody! You're all gonna live here instead!"

-"Oh Christ, we have three weirdos in charge of this game in a row."

-Oh my god

-Chiram!

-Fresh veges?

-Camera!

-Oh! We're literally in survivor mode now!

-There's sussies among us!

-I can't believe this is the timeline I currently live in.

-I wonder how the Tsuki-Sennin of the Geiz Revive timeline would be reacting to his time with Shinobi?

-Oh god fucking dammit, they said among us in the subtitles.

-Distrust and backstabbing! Thrills! Chills! Kills!

-Azumaaaa!

-I missed you!

-He's literally a zombie now!

-Archimedel...

-"Ooooooooooh, Keiwa's in love with a girl~!"

-Thank you Sara, very cool.

-No internet. No TV.

-Until Takahashi says otherwise, I'm sticking with my headcanon that they're being broadcast to various Sentai and PreCure worlds. Mainly because Godatz absolutely would put betting pools on these people's lives.

-Nooooo Keiwa-kuuuun!

-"Where the hell did this tent come from!?"

-Ah, Quiz Guy won't let Keiwa in either.

-Aaaaaace

-Aceless.

-"Ace is the impostor and a stream sniping little bitch."

-Oh shit, the execcutive dude.

-Jean! Ace's sponsor!

-Ohhhhhhhh, he knows a lot.

-Old Maid! A favorite of mine.

-Nadgey has done thirty thousand equations in his head.

-"I want all of humanity's knowledge."

-Asking for the Gaia Library, huh?

-"Who's that guy though...?"

-"Just the next Game Master of this show."

-Playing the nepotism card!

-...hate that he's actually right on two counts though.

-There's a sussy baka amidst we.

-Who're we vote kicking?

-Oooooh, Keiwaaaa!

-"Oh let the boy do what he wants. He'll learn."

-So uh... what did you guys do to Mitsume?

-Jamato Municipal High School!

-Heeeeenshin~!

-Let's get sent to the principal's office~!

-Damn, Lopo's awesome.

-I can't believe Toei discovered that women are cool.

-Neeeeeeeerd! Studyin!

-...I can't imagine how horrifying it'd be to be ground up into burger meat and have the creature you spawn traipse around in cosplay and die.

-"Beat up a nerd for free stuff!"

-Oooooooh, there it is! The movie buckle.

-Gigant Blaster!

-That's a huge bitch!

-Of course! Make one! It's that easy!

-Jya?

-Mr. Principal!

-Lobo with the defenestration!

-Even the delinquents respect Principal Soylent!

-Gigant Hammer!

-Holy shit, Ace.

-Gigant Sword!

-Literally God.

-Mission Complete! Yeah!

-Oh?

-No, Keiwaaaaaaa!

-It deliberately smacks him.

-Good job, gamers. Nobody's going home today!

-Oooooh, everybody hates Keiwa except me.

-I don't really see why people'd like Nadge so much. I mean, he isn't super interesting, and if there's one thing I know about people who'd spend all day watching people fight and possibly die in a reality show, it's that they really like to fixate on women.

-"Get up, nerd. You need to be reminded."

-Seikai no da.

-Jesus Christ, this garden gives me nasty feelings.

-Oooooooh., that's a big scary bitch.

-"You're up~!"

-Oh god, the sounds

-Ohhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiit!

-It's the fireman!

-Goutokuji! Kinjo-san!

-If you commit a murder and get away with it, you graduate, gotcha.

-Footbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!

-"I'm NOT the sussy baka, I'm NOT!"

[arbitrarygreay]

Biddy Math

When a Biddy nears death and eventually dies, Alder takes those years back. (There is no sign in 1x3, 1x10, 2x1, or 2x8 that this strain is redistributed to the other Biddies when one of their own is injured or dies. They only take on stress that is directly inflicted upon Alder.)

Therefore, the bare minimum requirement for the Biddy program is that if one Biddy dies, Alder will not die just by taking on those years. Assuming an equal sharing of Alder's life force (not necessarily a safe one to make, given that the Marshal's setup is so different), then this means that Alder doubles her physical years when a Biddy dies. Therefore, the number of biddies is defined by what is half of life expectancy, plus some number of buffer years so that Alder isn't on death's door just from losing one Biddy.

Delicious numbers, analysis, and graphs under the cut. Click through to see exactly which years Alder probably increased the number of Biddies over time! Now with bonus "how much is Alder drinking" potshots!

To decide some things, we can bypass life expectancy at younger ages, because those numbers are the product of mortality rates, which include causes of death other than old age. Because in the Biddy process, people proceed directly to old age, we can look at life expectancy for people who already survived to that old age.

x = Alder's total age n = Total number of people sharing life force (number of biddies plus 1 for Alder herself) Alder's physical age = A = x/n L = life expectancy (most probable age of death) s = safety buffer L-s = Age at which a person is expected to still live for another s years L-s = The age Alder will become if a Biddy dies = 2A = 2x/n

For Life Expectancy numbers, I looked at the Human Mortality Database. Here is the full citation:

HMD. Human Mortality Database. Max Planck Institute for Demographic Research (Germany), University of California, Berkeley (USA), and French Institute for Demographic Studies (France). Available at www.mortality.org. See also the methods protocol: Wilmoth, J. R., Andreev, K., Jdanov, D., Glei, D. A., Riffe, T., Boe, C., Bubenheim, M., Philipov, D., Shkolnikov, V., Vachon, P., Winant, C., & Barbieri, M. (2021). Methods protocol for the human mortality database (v6). Available online (needs log in to mortality.org).

For most all of the datasets I looked at, "Expected to live 5 more years" correlated to a ~10% mortality rate (that 1 in 10 people of that age died that year). So a 5 year safety buffer seems reasonable.

So, for example, I look at the US females dataset. I go to 2019 (the year the show started, and also to avoid the influence of the pandemic). In the dataset, the age at which they are expected to live 5 more years is 89. This is our (L-s) term. So, the physical age that Alder is safe to be at in 2019 is at most 89/2 = 44.5. (Lyne was 40 in 2019.)

If we assume that Alder was 18 years old when she signed the Salem Accords in 1692 (in order to codify conscription age to match hers), then in 2019 she is 345 years old. When we divide 345 by 44.5, to see how many total parties need to share those years equally, we get 7.625, which rounds up to 8. And well well well, that makes for Alder and 7 Biddies. Eliot did his math!

Something Eliot didn't quite do his math on, though, is his claim in After the Storm 1x3 that Biddies only tend to last 5-6 years. In 2019, Tally (somewhere between 18 and 19 years old) picking up 44.5 years upon getting Biddy'd means that she was physically…somewhere around 63 years old! In the US, 63 year ladies could expect to live another 23 years, to age 86! In order to get back down to the "less than 6 years to live as a Biddy" range, we would have to assume that the stress of military combat and also Alder's alcoholic liver would lop off another 17 years from their natural life expectancy. No I am not going to research how muchFine, let's find out how much Alder is drinking in order to destroy 20 year old candidates in 5-6 years.

Found an online calculator that cites this study:

Westman J, Wahlbeck K, Laursen TM, Gissler M, Nordentoft M, Hällgren J, Arffman M, Ösby U. Mortality and life expectancy of people with alcohol use disorder in Denmark, Finland and Sweden.; Acta Psychiatrica Scandinavica; April 2015

For a person to start drinking at age 63 and shorten their lifespan from 86 to 69 years, Alder is pounding at least 9 doses a day (but that would also only be enough to kill one Biddy! do we need to multiply that by seven...). Per NIAAA, a dose is 0.6 ounces of pure alcohol, which averages 5 ounces of wine and um only 1.5 ounces (a shot glass) or less of liquors like whiskey.

Alder famously ends up downing both of these glasses in this scene.

Sarah. Sarah. How many fucking doses is that, Sarah!? ("the height of two fingers against a regular sized glass is about 2 fl oz", so these glasses are probably "neat" pours, and she took 4 ounces in the Petra scene, and 2 ounces above. But we also know from Tally that "she loves her wine" and probably has it daily during at least breakfast with Anacostia, if not also at all other scheduled meals.)

...Okay, crack tangent over. Biddy candidate age speculation! Well, we started this whole thing with the assumption that when Alder takes back her years from a Biddy, she basically becomes Biddy age, with 5 years ahead of her (matching the expected years of service that Eliot quoted, eh). Which means that, really, Biddy candidates following that pattern should just be Alder's physical age? Whomst 44 year old Biddy candidates lmao. And even if we include that extra 10 year buffer for Alder's alcoholic liver combat stress, the standard Biddy candidate (looking forward to only 5-6 years of service) would just be whatever is 10 years younger than Alder's physical age. In 2019 that would be at most 34 years old, not anything near conscript age.

Here's another analysis angle, because why not: If we assume that Alder is actually frozen in time and only the Biddies are ageing for her, then 7 biddies are ageing 1.143 years for every year. So they need to actually have 6 years left in them to live 5 years of real time. With that conservative 5 year estimate, the Biddy that died in 1x3 (in 2019) became a Biddy around 2014.

Going back to our mortality tables, in 2014, the age at which a US woman would have 6 years left is 87. If we just lop those 10 years of stress, 77. The age at which they would have 16 years left is 71, which demonstrates how causes of death not of old age like alcoholism come into play a lot more the younger we look. Or there's also a survival bias at play. But it would be real awkward if someone had a genetic/health issue where they would naturally die in their late 60s/early 70s, so they keeled over right after getting Biddy'd. I'm sure the candidate screening process is mostly about avoiding that. Still, in 2014 less than 2% of 71 year olds died, so.

Working backwards to lop off the 44.5 years of Alder's life they're carrying, then the recruitment candidates for that Biddy could have been anywhere from 26-31 years old (with the 10 extra stress years). If we don't, then back to the 40-47 year old range. So yes, Anacostia could have maybe been a viable Biddy candidate, at least on age alone?

The way these are all probabilities means that the stars might align to maximize the longer lifespan of an individual against the age at which they were recruited. If they were playing it real safe and going younger, then a Biddy could serve for 10 years before succumbing to old age. See again how Tally could have had multiple decades ahead of her as a Biddy. That doesn't seem to be the norm, if Eliot is saying that 5-6 is the expectation, but maybe Biddy lifespan increased over the years as life expectancy for the elderly rose.

Here's where it gets…tricky. The Human Mortality Database is very fastidious with their data, and it turns out that most nations didn't keep/take very good records before 1950. The US data set doesn't begin until 1933, which means that I need to look elsewhere for the 200 years before that. The UK and Scotland are obvious choices, given the surname Alder. UK data begins in 1922 when they began merging the various realms of the Isles, which is why the Scotland data actually ends in 1930, when it got folded in. After that, it was mostly finding any European data at all that exists before the 1920s. I picked England+Wales and France, as both made it into the mid-1800s. And finally, the earliest dataset HMD has is Sweden, which somehow went back to 1751. As with the US dataset, I grabbed the oldest age for every year at which the remaining life expectancy was at least 5 years.

This is where I ran into some issues. You can see in the graph above that the Scotland, England, and Sweden data all show a rise in the life expectancy 60 years before the US, France, and the UK do. This is likely due to sampling bias in the older data, but I still have to decide what to do for this analysis. From the graph, you can see that I just averaged the England and France data to split the difference, and it looks like a plausible trend to the US data. Besides, the amplitude of the difference is only a 5-10 year spread, which gets divided out to a couple of years difference per Biddy, which is then well within natural spreads of lifespan. When I perform the calculations to get Alder's physical age from these estimations, it remains quite stable between the 40-45 range.

At any rate, I strongly suspect that Eliot may have looked at the same datasets as I did, because the earliest data point is, as said before, Sweden in 1751. In 1751, Alder would be 77 years old. And what is the life expectancy with a 5 year buffer for 1751? 77.

It's hard to imagine that Alder would have let herself become 77 years old as an active combatant, particularly as we know she looked like her 40-something self crossing the Delaware and when she created the Mycelium after pushing the British back, which according to 1x8, took place around 1735, when she would have been 61. If she had just one Biddy that year, with an even life force split she would have been physically 30.5.

If we go back to that Sweden dataset, the calculated death age for people between 18 and 40 is fairly stable between 60-65 until the 1800s, is that way in France until the late 1800s, and those numbers are likely a lot lower in a much less established region like the Americas. Alder herself would have seen that in the people around her, so it would make sense for her to take on the Biddy program fairly in advance of that. I wouldn't be surprised if she set up contingencies in her 40s, in her 50s at the latest.

(An alternative theory, given the wonkiness of some lore claiming that the Biddy working was shared in exchanged for the Cession in the 1830s when Alder was already over 130 years old, is that Alder used other means to prolong her life before getting Biddies, such as whatever made her be linked to Fort Salem's fauna and flora, not to mention the fact that when she lost all of her Biddies she turned to wood, not dust. Those seem to be separate workings from the Biddy program, and given that alder trees typically live between 60 to 80 years, some reaching 100 years, then the need to switch over to Biddies around then makes sense.)

But finally, what you're all actually here for: a graph of Alder's physical age and when she would have to increase the number of Biddies over time, as influenced by changing elderly life expectancy over time. (Note that if she indeed did not get Biddies until the 1830s, then she went from zero to 4 Biddies at once.)

[ensign-navh]

neeeeeeeerd

hey!! rude!!! im not a nerd!! in fact, im quite stupid when im talking about anything other than warp engines and math!!

[knightbugs]

WORLDS WORST BAD BATCH LIVEBLOG - EPISODE 1

-- DISCLAIMER: this liveblog fucking sucks and to understand my thought process you need to either read it while watching the bad batch or you need to have every episodes events completely memorised -- the droids are silly

this caleb guy looks about 12 whys his voice so deep

holy shit is that the bad batch from bad batch theyre here in bad batcj

omg crosshair is there

wrecker is just heavy tf2 ?? <- guy who has never played tf2

NEEEEERD (affectionate) (directed at tech obviously)

i like this woman i like how she talks she sounds like kanaya from homestuck ? like how ive seen her portrayed. the way she says 'do what they do' as if shes saying it in quotation marks i like tgat

WHAT THE FUCK H.ES. THE GREEN GUY HE'S THEYRE KILLINGTHE WOMSN WHST THE FUCK hply shit she did a flip WHAT THE FUCK SHES DEAD WHAT THE HELL

hunter (i think ?) did a little slide in the snow that was cool

crosshair why are you shooting this kid

HOLY SHIT HE JUST KICKED CROSSHAIR IN THE BOOOOOBS

crosshair is stereotypical-queercoded-villain-core listen to him talking

why os it raining is this pathetic fallacy

OMEGA IS THERE

ADOLESCENT HUMAN FEMALE

longass alien lady hi

the guys aer arguing

'you WANT to sit with us? that's never happened before' they're just like me fr

WAR WAR WAR FOOD FIGHGT GO GO GO

echo is fucking died

gonna go to the hairdressers and ask for the hunter bad batcg cut

this fellas got goofy pants hes observing them in the lasertag arena

this is like ultrakill thats like the drones from ultrakill

THEY FUCKING KILED WRECJER NOO someon get him a bandaid STAT

i like the sparks frkm the guns

is there a guide somewhere to interpreting these hand signals i wanna do that

GET REPROGRAMMED BITCH

HE SHOT THE KNIGE INTO ITS FACELIKE THE ULTRAKILL COUNS THATEAD FUVKUBG SICK AWESOME SO COOL holy shit

i like how Sharp goofy pants mans design is

omega: let mecome with youuuuu hunter: you are literally 12 fuck off

how is omegas head thingy attached how does that work

Creature Noises ?!

tech shut UP about his programming

there's guys ???????? like a little village

i like how you can see techs eyes it makes him look less hostile which makes sense because hes a NEEEEEEEERD

crosshair is monarchist scum sorry ✌️

BNUUY THING LOCATED

bad batch ipad theyer like bts to her /j

WHAT THE FUCK HE SHOT THE LITTLE ROBOT GUY THAT WAS SO MEAN

i hope this doesn't make me start talking in an australian accent oh god

Oh there's a guy there Oh theres many guys

oh they're naked (NO armour)

omwgas in JAIL

crosshair stop being all edgy you little bitch. 'good soldiers follow orders' youve been propaganda'd so hard boy. you are not immune to propaganda garfield image

'youre angry' NO SHIT OMEGA ok he basically just said that

is omega their tgerapist now

bruuuuh they took crosshai

homeboys being Analysed

don't intensify his programming !!!!! bitchass

this is so unethical all of it

theres so much good textures on this sjow

their BOOOBS are VISIBLE

soery i will nevr shut up about boobies

PUNCH THAT WALL BOY !!

'try it again. a little harder.' THATS WHAT SHE SAIIIIID

YEAAAA WOOOOO GET THEIR ASSES

oh my god its 2am. fucking hell i need to get to snoozin

ok i will finish the remaining 10 minutes tomorrow morning. (i did not do that, i stayed up to finish it)

they done poked around in his brain !!

oh my god the textures on this. im going insane

ah hell no he sjot wrecker in the boob

OMEGAS GOT A GUN

did they just like. abandon crosshair. i mean fair enough ig itd be pretty dangerous to try to un-fuckup his brain or what ever

omega was forced to eat cement when she was 6

oh they know a guy

--EPISODE 1 DONE--

[the-composer]

@Joshu look at this nerd! Neeeeeeeerd! Ha! Henlo compose man.

"Are you having a stroke? There's a reddit group for that."

[hydnes]

whoever this is you are a fucking NEEEEEEEERD

[epicfranb]

MOGSWAMP TRIES TO MAKE FRIENDS BY USING ANIMAL CROSSING TACTICS HE'S SUCH A NEEEEEEEERD

He also edits everything to actually look like Animal Crossing IT'S UNREAL HOW MUCH EFFORT HE PUTS INTO THOSE VIDEOS. Everyone should watch him right now

[hellshoard]

Happy birthday, NEEEEEEEERD!

AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AS WELL FELLOW NERD