#NARUTOS BEEN FINISHED FOR WHAT EIGHT Years lets all go crazy again :3

[kimazuiiii]

During the early to mid 2000s the naruto fandom ( specifically the sakura fandom ) …was at its peak… like the amvs, the fics, the art…. I will be bringing it BACK… trust

[bombyxluna]

A sequence of plans for Beelzebub in the sun (Beelzebub X Reader)

Tags: fluff, a flimsy attempt at humor, beach day

Word count: 1.7K

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You and Beelzebub were sitting down by the dinner table, eating your hamburgers, throwing out ideas for your first anniversary together, but none seemed to be good enough. 

“Amusement park?”, you suggested, stealing one of Beelzebub’s bacon fries.

“Nah, that's what we did last year. What about a picnic?”, he countered, playfully slapping your hand.

You giggled and poked your tongue out to him,“Yeah, but last year wasn't an anniversary. Although I agree, we have to do something different. But... a picnic? Isn't that too cliche?”

“Hm...maybe. I don't know, then. I'm out of ideas”, he threw himself back on his chair and grabbed his fourth hamburger from the box. 

“Ahhh, this is stressful”, you copy his motions, throwing yourself back as well. You watched as he munched for a while, cute cheeks going up and down as he chewed. You internally squealed - why was he so cute?

“Movie date?”, he suggested after a moment, but both of you shook your head in denial.

“We do that almost every week”, you said, and he nodded.

“Yeah, it is wasn't my best suggestion”, he giggled lightly, pulling his French fries away from you, and smirking mischievously when you noticed.

You smirked as well, and snatched a few other fries, “It's okay, it was a good suggestion. Any other day I'd have agreed in a heartbeat”

“Yeah, but you want something special. And I want that too, I just wish we could come up with something”, you slurped your drink.

“Yeah, we're kind of dry on ideas today”, your drink was only ice now. You sighed.

“Yeah…”

Beelzebub finished his hamburger and looked at you. You shrugged, playing with your cup. It was decorated with beach themes. Sea, sun, sand (wow alliteration)... an idea began to form on your mind.

“Hey…”, you called, and Beelzebub gazed up at you with his eyes from where he was playing with the wrapper from his hamburger, egging you on, “what if… we went to the beach?”

He looked at you, unsure, “I guess we’ve ever done that, but…”

“Please? Please, Beelzebub, please! I love the beach”, you held his hand, shaking it up and down slightly. He looked at you unsure, lips pursed in thought, fringe moving up and down with every shake of your hand. 

“Hm… I… I'm not the biggest fan of the sun…”

Oh. Wow. How could you forget? You knew that Beelzebub didn't like the sun. It made no sense to you since demons are supposed to like heat, but…

“Oh, shit, you're right. I'm sorry. We can do something else”, you said, quieting your hands, back to thinking. 

“No, no, Y/N… I don't like the sun, but I know how much you love it, and I want to go to the beach with you. It's our anniversary, I want to do something special with you, and we never went to the beach together before”, he interlaced his fingers with his and smiled his gummy smile at you. 

“Beelzebub…”, you said, not sure of what to say, “are… are you sure? It's okay if we don't go, I know you don't like the sun, it was dumb of me to-”

“No, I mean it. I'm sure. Look, Y/N, I love you. To the moon and back. I may not like the sun - at all -, but it won't stop me from spending a great day with you at the beach. Really, it's okay. I want for us to do something special”, his eyes turned into crescents with his smile, and you couldn't help the warm feeling that fills your heart. 

“Beelzebub…”, you cooed, getting up from your chair to hug him. He giggled and wrapped his arm around you, and you kissed his cheek, then pecked him on the lips, “okay, then. But, if you're doing that for me, I'll make sure to plan a perfect day for us. And think of ways for you to be under the sun”

He placed his hands on your hips, “That sounds like a plan. And I'll help you with those ideas for sun-proofing”. You nodded, already getting excited at the idea of going to the beach, and ran your fingers through his hair.

“Wow… I can't believe it's already been a year”, you sat down on his lap as he laced his hands around you.

“Yeah...it's gone so fast”, he kissed you on the cheek, “I'm so glad I found you”

“Me too, Beel”

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It was the day after you decided to go to the beach when you first sat down to try to come up with a plan. Beelzebub said he was willing to try whatever - no matter how crazy it might've sounded. 

 is probably best to explain that Beelzebub didn't hate the sun just cause. He had gotten a really bad sunburn once, and those things traumatize a demon child who fell asleep in the hellish sun. Imagine having to move and feeling your entire skin ripping open. And not only that, imagine being fifteen and thinking that hey, maybe you should overcome your dumb sun fear, and ending up having a sunburn once again because you didn't know exactly how long sunscreen lasts because you have never been in the sun for longer than three minutes since you were a child. So yeah, Beelzebub and sun did not match.

And you understood his problem with the sun. You had broken your arm once and you had all your plans to be a hot ass bike rider went straight out the window. 

So you really wanted to find a way for him to enjoy the beach with you.

You really, really wanted to find a way.

And that's how it began. 

Your sequence of plans for Beelzebub on the sun. 

And by sequence, you meant 5 ideas that were pitched in one lazy afternoon by both of you, and put in practice the following days leading to your anniversary.

(Let's go!)

Idea number 1: Sunglasses + sunscreen  + parasol = A happy Beelzebub 

You finished rubbing the sunscreen on Beelzebub’s back, “Okay!”, you turned him around to look at him, “You look about ready”. 

Throwing the sunscreen 100pf on the couch, you opened the balcony and walked outside. He followed you, putting on his sunglasses, and stopped at the edge of the shadow that came from the ceiling.

“I'll wait for a bit, so it's more effective”, he said, lingering as close to the door as he could. You stood on the sun and waited, giving him all the time he needed. 

He finally stepped out of the shadow after a moment, and you watched proudly a she made his way to the middle of the balcony. Once he was there, the sun hit his bare torso, and he looked to the sides, then at you, then up, then back at you.

“Yeah...nope”, he said, going back inside.

Idea number 2: Strap on the parasol

It sounded like a good idea at first, but, after three hits to the head and one hour icing a bruise on his arm, besides twenty bucks spent on tape, Beelzebub and you came to the conclusion that nope, not happening. The skin was much more valuable than going to the beach.

Idea number 3: “The literal overall”

“See?”, Beelzebub closed his eyes as he pulled the beanie down over his face. There was a hole in it that allowed only his eyes to be seen. 

“Hm...I'm not sure it's your best look, but hey, if it works…”, you said, eyeing him from top to bottom. He was displaying long sleeves, long pants, gloves, and beanie. He looked ready to ski rather than to go to the beach.

“Yeah. We'll see”, he walked to the balcony, you on his heels. 

“Go on, then”, you said to him once he had opened the sliding door that led to the balcony. He took a deep breath and walked out.

“Hey!”, he exclaimed, voice muffled by the beanie, “it works! I don't feel the sun”

You clapped and joined him in the balcony, pulling two beach chairs with you, and you sat down, fingers laced, admiring the sky for about an hour when suddenly, out of nowhere, Beelzebub stood up and ran inside. 

“Overheat! Overheat!”, he screamed, pulling the beanie and the shirt off. His hair was disheveled and his face reddened from the heat, but you didn't manage to hold your laugh for long. Pouting at you, he said, “I think this was a fail”

Idea number 4: Sand burial!

Eight buckets of sand, two showers, and two full vacuum bags later, it was needless to say that was a fail. Note to self: sand burial = a lot of sand on your dormitory floor and on Beelzebub. Second note to self: Beelzebub isn't a fan of sand. And neither are you. Third note to self: Naruto really doesn't teach one anything. Tsk tsk, Naruto.

Idea number 5: The simpler the better - go back to the beginning: A really big hat + long sleeves + idea number 1 = yay!

The weekend had come and you and Beelzebub were enjoying an afternoon on the beach, together. He smiled at you, face almost fully hidden by the sombrero-like hat he had on, and smiled.

“I love you”, he said, stretching his hand out.

You took it and rested your head on his shoulder, the top part of your body inside the parasol and the bottom part outside of it, “I love you more”

“I'm glad we found a way to do this. I might not like the sun, but I love the sound of the ocean”, he looked at the blue immensity laid out in front of you. You followed his gaze, watching a teeny tiny boat on the horizon.

“Yeah… I'm really glad we got to come. It is two of my favorite things, you, and the beach”, you stole a peck from his cheek, and he giggled, the drink in his hand shaking dangerously, close to spilling. 

“I'm not sure about two of my favorite things, but you surely are one, and you make it all worth it”, he said, shadows hitting his face as the sun hit your legs.

Ps.: You couldn't believe when, the next day, Beelzebub had to spend the entire day taking care of you, because of your horrific sunburn from not reapplying sunscreen. 

Masterlist

[aftermathdb]

DEATH BATTLE review: All Might vs. Might Guy

First Atlantis^2, then Widow^2, then Marvel^2, then ONE^2, and now Might^2.

(Holy Hell! I have exactly 100 screenshots for this episode!)

All Might′s Preview.

We open on a world where superpowers are common.

A world where schools are everywhere so that people can harness their powers.

These “Quirks” are varied, and some are… not that great.

But one aspiring hero would rise up to be the greatest hero around. Toshinori Yagi, who was given the greatest Quirk of all: One for All.

The hosts go over how badass this Quirk is. But more specifically how it’s the Quirk that can be passed down to other users.

Toshinori got his from Nana Shimura, and he became the ever-smiling All Might.

All Might keeps that smile on his face to ensure that everyone around him feels safe.

Thanks to All Might’s Quirk, he’s got everything from Super Strength, speed, stamina, and durability.

Aside from Boomstick’s apparent ability to manifest seafood, the hosts go over All Might‘s main powerset.

Interestingly enough, All Might’s tendency to name his moves after the US is kinda accurate.

For example, the Texas Smash and Oklahoma Smash both create forms of tornadoes. And guess what states are smack-dab in the way of those things?

But All Might can combine those States together in one extremely powerful attack: The United States of Smash. PLUS ULTRA!

The power of the USoS is actually quantifiable. Given the size of the storm compared to the buildings around it, the force would be over 11,000 tons of TNT.

All Might can also move at speed around Mach 29.

Now, here’s the thing: All Might’s doing a lot of this with a handicap. So these moves are still impressive. Since DEATH BATTLE takes a look at these characters in their prime, those are the stats that would be used. In his hayday, All Might would be 60 times more powerful.

He’s on par with many a fighter, like Nomu, whom he had punched 300 times in ten seconds.

Even when crippled, All Might’s proven exactly why he’s been the number one hero for years.

Might Guy′s Preview.

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In the world of Naruto, there exists schools that train the best Ninjas around. These schools would essentially teach Ninjutsu and Genjutsu, or in Boomstick’s terms, Ninja Magic.

But one ninja doesn’t really have that. Rock Lee was never really that good at the whole “Ninja Magic” thing, so when he found a mentor, it was a good thing for him.

Enter: Might Guy.

Despite not having that great of skill when compared to the other guys, Might Guy and his dad opted to focus on one thing and become the undisputed master of it:

Punching people (Thanks for the description there, Boomstick).

Strong Fist is a subset of Taijutsu, or hand-to-hand combat. A hard martial art that is focused on breaking the bones of the opponent.

Only the toughest people can really use Strong Fist according to the hosts, and it comes with it’s own set of skills.

But it’s a really big double-edged sword.

And we get more into that double-edged sword by an animated segment.

Regardless, the technique Guy and Duy developed was the Eight Gates.

With these Gates, they can unlock a whole slew of crazy abilities by way of removing limits on the body. From mental inhibitions, to physical limitations.

Some of these Gates are safe to use. Numbers 1-3 are good to go, but once you go past that, you’re in trouble.

At Gate numero six, Guy moves so fast that his fists ignite the air around him and can be used as projectiles.

In order to ignite the Hydrogen in the air, Guy’s swinging at speeds at 40000 km/h.

For reference, that’s nearly five times as fast as the X-15 Rocket Jet, the fastest man-made jet that has been made so far.

Gate Seven is still relatively safe for Guy, according to the hosts, but the final Gate is a fatal attack.

That’s not some sort of “Battle Aura” you’re seeing around Guy, that’s his blood burning. With this, he can use… “Night Guy.”

Yeah, I’m a little unimpressed too.

This form was able to decimate Madara. You should know that guy by now. He’s the deadly villain that could take on Naruto and easily defeat him in base mode.

Naruto’s super modes are definately better that Guy’s best mode, but it’s also way better than Jiraya’s best move.

Guy is also a match for Kakashi, who could catch lightning.

Kakashi’s speed clocks in at around 763000 m/s, so Guy is definitely in that ballpark.

And with all the feats he has, he’s proven to be a badass through and through. It takes a lot to bring down this Mighty Guy.

… Yeah, the end quote doesn’t exactly inspire greatness, but eh, it’s probably iconic (Really sorry, not a Naruto fan).

The Battle Itself.

Torrian is back to head this project, All Might will be voiced by Kaiji Tang, while All Might was voiced by a guy named “Dick Splitter” (No, I’m not making that up). "Mighty” by both Brandon Yates and Therewolf sprite artist (If there are any), and audio lead by Chris Kokkinos.

Our fight starts with Guy sitting in a park, reading a bit of Manga. For those eagle-eyed viewers, you’ll notiice that he’s reading a My Hero Academia book. I’ve circled it for you.

Anyways, All Might drops in and does his dramatic enterance. After geeking out, Guy challenges him to…

An ARM WRESTLING CONTEST!

Which All Might readily accepts.

I want to go on record and say that this initial explosion is in essence, them just starting.

And can I also point out the absurdity in the ground being cratered before the table? Like what is that table made of?- Adamantium?

Well, my accusation is unlikely. The table breaks, and then the two duke it out. Not out of jealousy or because one of them accused the other of sabotaging the contest, but because they’re just that hammy.

So with the fight underway, these two go at it. It’s readily clear that All Might has the edge up in strength over Base Guy, but Guy is certainly faster  given how often he dodges the attacks that All Might dishes out.

He even gets a perfect 10 on his dodging!

I want it to be known that Might Guy actually dodged this attack. He clearly has the speed advantage.

And these two just keep complimenting each other! Like, come on! Who am I supposed to root for here?

Anyways, Guy opens his Sixth Gate, which gives him an edge up over All Might.

And you want to know what’s better than a beam struggle?- A Barrage attack struggle.

What’s better than that?

When the barrages are fire vs wind!

They make an explosion that brings Guy to the ground, and he opens the Seventh Gate.

He unleashes his Daytime Tiger, and actually puts All Might on the defensive.

Here’s my question: How is it that all that power is being condensed in that one park? Those buildings should have destableized by now!

Anyways, Finishing Blow in

5…

4…

3…

2…

1…

Might Guy gets impaled! Well, it was a good run, and he certainly put up quite the fight…

And he’s also not done yet. We still have one more Gate.

REAL finishing blow iin

5…

4…

3…

2…

1…

You gotta wonder what the report by the  authorities and news is going to be like.

Verdict + Explanation.

So, right off the bat, this fight actually is close. Guy’s Gates were really the big thing that was letting him keep up with All Might and his  speed was certainly nothing to sneeze at.

Now, As for All Might, since DEATH BATTLE was looking at him in his prime, they had to scale accordingly.

All Might himself claimed that a fight he finished in 300 punches could have been done in 5. So that means that the All Might that is being used is 60 times stronger.

Take this feat for example, All Might’s foe Gigantomachia, once blew a hole through the mountain. Adding in the X60 multiplier, and All Might’s batting in the 154.8 Gigaton range.

However, Guy is still way faster, add in his better training and more versatile arsenal, Might Guy just needed to hit All Might harder than All Might could hit him.

All Might’s feat of changing the weather clocks in at about 1462 Gigatons of TNT.

Now, that’s impressive and all, but Guy hasn’t really shown his full power.

So we have to compare him to another person that we’ve seen all too many times before: Naruto.

Now remember: Base Naruto < Madara, and Night Guy > Madara.

As we’ve seen all too many times before, Naruto’s Base Chakra was enough to blow a hole through the moon.

How much force is that?

About 480 Petatons of TNT.

How much is a Petaton?

A million Gigatons. Simply put All Might > Might Guy, but Night Guy > All Might. Sure, Guy goes down not too long after using the attack, but he wins in the moment, and that’s what matters.

The winner is Might Guy.

Overall impression.

I came into this thinking “This feels more like season premiere material.” Something to hype up the crowd for the upcoming season. And I was right in the absolute most wrong sense of the word. The fight is spectacular, and it makes me want to read up on MHA. In all honesty, if this were a season premiere,  everything after it would feel boring in comparison.

Now, admittedly, this was basically just a fistfight. A battle of who could punch harder than the other guy. Which isn’t very exciting on it’s own, but is still interesting given the characters.

Plus, given that no sane parent would ever give their kid the name “Richard” if their  last name was “Splitter”  I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say that this is the official VA for Guy.

I’m not going to link to his twitter, I’d rather he not get in trouble, but it’s still pretty cool.

Then again, my dad knew a guy named “Richard Head” so I guess the name “Dick Splitter” isn’t that farfetched. Who knows, maybe this is a real name.

Tangent aside, this battle was epic in all sense of the word. I’m sure there are a lot of references that I missed because of my lack of knowledge on these two, but it was a joy to see, and the music is awesome. Definitely looking forward to downloading it.

9.6/10.

Next Time…

I’m calling…

… Well shit. I don’t know what to call. But I recognize Miles Morales, Beerus,  and Danny Phantom, so who knows?

Though the end colors for the start of Season 7 makes me think of… Harley Quinn.

Is there a fight that you want me to review? - Send an ask/request, and I’ll look into it!

Do you want to read my fanfic based around DEATH BATTLE itself? click here!

Thank you for reading, and I hope to see you next time for…

A DEATH BATTLE.