#NART manager

[hypermotorsport]

Ferrari 330 P4 4500 e 412P win Daytona 24 in 1967. Bandini-Amon Scarfiotti-Parkes Rodriguez-Guichet NART 412 P.

[theylovevenus]

Based on a throwaway line from the show where Ramona mentions she used to figure skate

[sometimeswritingsometimesdying]

in the years ive been off tumblr ive done a lot of traditional work so here's one of my favorites <3 it's titled "the epilogue"

oil painting & stitching on canvas, february 2024 (words by me!)

[cool-thymus]

so I've managed to make three 35+ year-olds watch Naruto, hoping they would join my obkk obsession. BUT, one turned into an Itachi fan and Kaguya supporter, the other is now into Boruto series, and my most recent recruit is falling for Shikamaru and Temari. (well, at least those friends who'd watched Nart in middle school think Kakashi's cool, so i guess it's something) Aaah, irl people just don't get it xD

[pachu09]

MadaTobi

Superstition

Madara knew his eyebrows were twitching crazily for the last few minutes. He knew without looking that the Elders and Izuna had been eyeing him skeptically for at least close to an hour now. He gritted his teeth and endured their pointed stares. He didn't want to ruin this joyous day with his temper flaring.

" He looks very beautiful. Just like you my Wife. I am pleased to know we have another Omega in the family. " he gently cup his beloved Wife's blushing cheeks. He knew his Omega is quite please at his praise. It almost made Madara forgot the pointed stares at his back.

" Aren't you gonna greet your nephews, Izuna?. " Tobirama confusedly ask his Brother in law. He gently rock the twin babes in his arms who started to fuss about.

Madara nearly snarled, because the face his brother is wearing is starting to make his Wife anxious.

" Don't worry. I find that he's very very cute, Tobira. I'm just disappointed that it took at least four children before you gave birth to him. " Izuna answered with a loud disappointed sigh...

Tobirama stares; utterly confused at what his Brother in Law is talking about.

" What do you mean by th— " Tobirama didn't even finished his question because his Husband had managed to tackle his brother and had proceeded to violently kick him out of their private rooms.

The Uchiha Elders only shook their heads and muttered amongst themselves. Even with their hurried leaving, they managed to respectfully says their wishes and greetings to their Matriarch.

Tobirama blinks confusedly at the retreating Elders. He turns to Hikaku. The man looked like he's the only one who still had his sanity intact.

" What was that all about, Hikaku–san?. " he asked his friend.

Hikaku scratches his cheek in embarrassment.

" Well, the short explanation is...the Uchiha had a superstition that when an Omega birthed a child that looks like them; it means he/she had enjoyed the sex far more than their Alpha or Beta Mate. "

Tobirama looked stump. He looked down at his youngest child who definitely resembles him a lot. From his skin coloring and to the pale tuft of hair on his head. He really looked like a mini clone of him. The largest difference is...his youngest had the typical black eyes of an Uchiha.

" Surely, you're joking?. " Tobirama felt feint at that insinuation. But Hikaku's embarrassed look and avoidance of his eyes tells him the man is telling the truth.

~●~●~

Courtesy of this plot..I posted long ago from the Nart Art server.

There's this weird superstition in my country where if a child of the couple looks like the Mother. Then it means that the Mother enjoyed the sex ( at that time ) far more than the Father.

Apply this to Alpha Madara and Omega Tobirama in an A/B/O AU and out of their 5 children only one got Tobirama's looks.

I can just imagine the sheer despair Madara would feel if the Uchiha Clan had this kind of Superstition...🤣😂

[mariacallous]

A new report on biodiversity in the Western Balkans published on Thursday by the German EuroNatur Foundation, a nature conservation organisation, highlights the need for urgent action to conserve threatened natural habitats.

The report highlights areas where the natural habitat is under threat and animal species in need of conservation in Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Kosovo, Montenegro, North Macedonia and Serbia.

Albania’s Vjose-Narte region, renowned for its birdlife and wetlands, faces severe threats from the construction of the Vlora International Airport, it notes. Over 200 bird species, including the rare Dalmatian Pelican and Greater Flamingo, rely on the habitat there. 

The government’s redefinition of protected areas to facilitate the airport project has excluded 310 hectares of crucial habitat in the south of the country, alarming conservationists. 

“The construction of the Vlora International Airport, part of a sweeping vision to transform this biodiverse haven into a hub of tourism and infrastructure, threatens to mute the lagoon’s vibrant voice,” the report warns.

The report also focuses on the vast karst field of Livanjsko Polje in Bosnia and Herzegovina, a Ramsar site and Important Bird Area, which remains unprotected at national level. Ramsar Sites are wetlands of international importance designated under the Ramsar Convention.

Seasonal flooding supports diverse habitats and agriculture but unregulated water management, peat extraction and inadequate legal frameworks threaten its future.

Efforts to declare Livanjsko Polje a protected area have stalled, reflecting governance challenges in Bosnia and its fragmented environmental policies.

Montenegro’s Ulcinj Salina, once a thriving salt production site, is another battleground for conservation noted in the report. Recognised as a candidate for the Emerald Network, the area supports over 250 bird species but privatisation and neglect have degraded its ecosystems. 

The report emphasises “a struggle, pitting traditional livelihoods and environmental conservation against closed economic interests, leaving an entire ecosystem and the local community at a crossroads”.

Salina was designated a Nature Park in 2019 but a formal management body has yet to be established, hindering restoration efforts.

The Adriatic Flyway, a critical bird migration route, is under siege from illegal bird killings, particularly in Serbia, the report says. Up to 163,000 birds, including quails and raptors, are killed each year, disrupting ecological balances. Weak law enforcement exacerbates the issue, undermining Serbia’s compliance with international conservation agreements.

The report also emphasises the grave danger facing the Balkan lynx, one of Europe’s most endangered large carnivores, which inhabits the forests and mountains of the Western Balkans, including North Macedonia, Albania, and Kosovo. 

With fewer than 40 lynx remaining in the wild, this wild cat faces extinction. Its survival is a critical conservation priority, not only as a keystone species but also as a barometer of the region’s environmental health​

The report calls for enhanced legal frameworks, stricter enforcement of conservation laws, and greater community involvement. Recommendations include restoring damaged habitats, integrating local economies with biodiversity goals, and aligning national policies with EU environmental standards.

[woofgang69]

Title: I’m not angry anymore (well, sometimes I am)

Rating: T

Relationship: Hyuuga Hinata/Uchiha Madara, Past Hyuuga Hinata/Uzumaki Naruto

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, meet uglyHyuuga Hinata-centric, Post-Divorce, Implied/Referenced Cheating, not between the main ship, Anger Management, strangers to maybe something more, Pre-Relationship

Summary:  Hinata thought her life was over after her divorce, but then she met Madara…at her court-mandated anger management group.

and 🔗: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54770563

written for the @nart-rarepair-hellscape ship of the month challenge!

[madaraservingcunt]

Best madara fic recommendations? looking for sexy content but not hashimada

Ah, yes. The ask I have always been waiting for.

There is no dubious consent/sexual assult in these. I am uncomfortable with those types of works. You will always be a willing cumslut in these xReader fics.

The nart fandom is the first time I ever encountered xReader fics, which surprised me. It took me a while to get used to, but here are some of my favorites in no particular order:

You’ve had many clients in your time as a hairdresser, but none quite like Madara Uchiha. In the past few years that you’ve had the Uchiha on your books, you’ve managed to strike up an unlikely friendship with the usually stern, but seriously attractive shinobi. That is, until one night, when you and the Uchiha are trapped alone during one of your housecalls in a thunderstorm...

“Anything you want,” Kabuto went on, “anything and we can —“ “That is not what I need,” Madara said, eyes never leaving yours.

You are a freshly renowned tailor in Konoha, who's newest client is none other than Madara Uchiha. The work he's tasked you with is well within your expertise, but to control your irresistible urges towards your handsome client proves much more difficult. (Tumblr: @sweet-satura )

The Festival of the Sun is performed once a year before the cold season begins in order to plead with the sun god for protection from death during the upcoming frost. At the peak of the festivities, a living sacrifice is offered to the deity, but seldom does he come down. Most sacrifices come back without having even felt his presence, however throughout the history of the festival there were rare instances of his sacrifice being found dead at the end of the celebrations. The manner of death was always the same, burnt from the inside out.

(This was the first Madara smut I ever read. I think every Madara fucker has read it. It hold a special place in my heart and my pussy.)

Enjoy!

[bogbees]

oh no what if Iruka was on the retrieve Sasuke team

2:31 PM · Feb 6, 2021

I'm thinking it'd be like that time Iruka saved Naruto

but to get this to work, we need like, Iruka to be as apparent as he was in the promos, where it was two men and three kids

and Iruka can only really tag along bc he n nart are FAMILY now and he went out looking for his kid and woah shit, rogue genin planning to grab Sasuke who's deserting?! K, I gotta help y'all

like, sand sibs still pop up, but Iruka is there with Naruto and Sasuke and Naruto fucks up and Iruka saved Sasuke and Naruto is like FUCK I KILLED IRUKA

which only adds to Sasuke's freak out that Iruka jumped in like that, sacrificed HIMSELF OVER HIM?!? and the years of loneliness just CRASH and overpowers his need for strength

Sasuke is like, 5, he needs someone to love him like that.

and they manage to return back to the village, Iruka low-key bleeding out, Sasuke and Naruto sobbing their eyes out.

once Iruka gets discharged from the hospital, he's like "yo I'm going to adopt Sasuke" and everyone's like "A NO NAME CHUNIN WITH THE KYUUBI AND THE LAST UCHIA?!? NO!!"

but then they're like "wait we wouldn't even HAVE the last uchia if it wasn't for him.... fine" and Iruka now listens to Naruto and Sasuke scream over who gets to piss first in the morning

and on top of that, everyone's like "what the fuck is up with Orochimaru's seal tho," and sometimes Sasuke hears him try and convince him to join him but he's like "NO I LOVE MY DAD"

Sakura is low-key jealous the boys get to hang out 24/7 and Kakashi is like "lmao I live there too" and she fractures his shin with how swift her kick is. he cries with pride despite the fact he isn't teaching her that

[blue-15000]

Notes for Chapter 10 of To Be a Kunoichi

Formats were made to be broken, as I did with this chapter.

After this arc, things will look up, at least for a bit (about two and a half years of very relative happiness). We have one more chapter to go.

As I said, formats are made to be broken. No scene breaks, no present scenes set in this chapter. It's supposed to feel long, arduous, and afford the reader no tonal or time breaks.

The past scenes are largely Naruto remembering what happened, hence the unreliable narration. The absence of scenes in the present is meant to suggest that this isn't something she ever thinks on or recalls if she can help it.

I fucked up a bit, and wanted to end the last chapter on an action note (the explosions) and then went back to my outline and went "oh no, this solitary confinement chapter is going to necessitate a minor timeskip in order to achieve the vibe I want". I think it adds to the floaty, unconnected vibe I was going for - it doesn't matter how she got here, there's nothing happening beyond those four walls for her.

Naruto isn't ever going to have this confirmed in the fic, but the cell's previous occupant was Kushina. Something something something intergenerational cycles of violence.

I actually can't believe it took nearly 35k words for Kks to tell her his name. That's a novella. Soon this project I started on a whim while bored will be novel length.

Notice how Kakashi manages to do something emotionally genuine only when there's three inches of steel between them. He probably finds it easier to talk to her when he can't actually see her, the way the Supernatural brothers can only have emotionally honest conversations when Not Looking At Each Other while they're driving their car.

Without her own boosted healing (+ the kyuubi's boost) Nart really struggles to gauge how much she's hurting herself. She doesn't pay attention to pain because it normally doesn't matter - but in this cell, her chakra is suppressed and she's not healing as she normally does.

I'm fond of portrayals of jinchuriki that emphasize the body horror/supernatural elements of having a demon sealed in you: this won't ever come up in the story, because Nart has no reason to know it, but her eyes reflect light like a real fox's. It's very unnerving for all her teammates, but they are all too polite to say anything. Similarly, her hair grows insanely fast, also slightly unnerving for people who saw her with a bob a couple months ago and now her hair is like a foot longer. There's just a lot of little things that add up to make her a little uncanny.

Naruto relies on her chakra sensing A LOT. Without it, everyone around her seems like a lifeless puppet/corpse, it's very scary for her. In fanfiction, often any old shinobi can identify people (at least, people they know well) by chakra signature, or sense shinobi who are close by. In canon this isn't the case at all - people can sense when large amounts of chakra are used in jutsu, and can sense really powerful/malevolent beings like Orochimaru or Kurama, but identifying individual signatures/knowing when shinobi are nearby is a rare skill.

[freewillacquired]

“Maybe one day,” she said. A smile made an appearance on her face, something that was getting rarer and rarer the longer this apocalypse went on. “But not today.”

She sighed when Nemesis explained his efforts pre-apocalypse. When anything important came up, the people speaking always seemed to be talked over and ignored. K-Mart certainly had experienced that in her lifetime, no matter how short it was, and it angered her beyond words. Didn’t anyone realize when someone had a valid point to make? She believed people were inherently good, but this apocalypse was really testing that. In any case, she was trying her best to stay on the good side, whatever that meant. Nemesis’ protection of her was something that had helped her maintain some of her innocence, and she was thankful to him for it.

“Well, maybe when everything is over, we’ll teach people how to be better listeners. We’d have a lot less problems that way, I think.” K-Mart looked into the distance pensively before she started digging around in the small messenger bag she kept. She’d made Nemesis a friendship bracelet, and she offered it up to him. When they were clearing a house, she’d found a kit of beads, and she’d eagerly gotten to work. Her art, in many forms, was one of the few things that made her genuinely ecstatic in times like these, and she loved giving it to people. It wasn’t meant to be hidden from the world, after all. “Hey! I forgot to tell you, but… this is for you. I tried my best to measure your wrist, but it was sorta supposed to be a surprise, and I don’t think any amount of string could ever really cover your whole wrist, but… hopefully it fits somewhat decently?”

A quarter mile. So close, yet so far. K-Mart’s ears were ringing, a sign that she was going to pass out sooner rather than later. She closed her eyes, and she hoped the feeling would pass.

“Matt, I feel a little woozy. Can we… take a break?”

__________

Nemesis knew he had to keep K-Mart smiling and laughing, even thought there wasn’t much cause to do either at this point. Not only would doing so keep a part of her alive that was extremely important, or at least save it from being corrupted by the world as it was now, but it would also keep that same part of him safe too. As a human being, Matt had always relied upon his sense of humor. For attention, to make himself feel good, to make others laugh and smile, or to get people through rough times. That last one was the reason he kept it up now. Where would K-Mart be without him right now? He didn’t want to think about it. He didn’t doubt her resourcefulness, but the world just wasn’t the same place it was a few years ago. Better to protect her while keeping up some sense of ridiculousness too, for the sake of normalcy.

“That sounds... like a great i-dea. Others do need to learn... to listen. I agree. ” he said. “I was nether good... at teach-ing though. In school... I was... the class clown.” He followed that with a chuckle. Thinking about what life might be like after this was hard for K-Mart, he knew, but maybe it was necessary. Even if there wasn’t much of a future to be had, it was important to strive for something. Without anything to keep one going on a daily basis, it was easy to just give up. Well, Nemesis wasn’t about to let that happen to her.

When she offered him a bracelet she’d made just for him, Nemesis was truly touched. Most people couldn’t even look at him without shrieking in terror, and yet here K-Mart was, making him presents. It was so nice. “Thank you... K-Nart,” he said, taking it from her and looking it over before attempting to put it on. It was a little bit of a snug fit, but he managed to get it on. “This is so cool,” he said. “You’re thery ta-len-ted.”

When she said she was a little woozy, he wondered if maybe the heat was getting to her. Water was probably what she needed, but he also didn’t want to push her if she wasn’t feeling good. “Sure we can,” he said. “Or I can car-ry you... ith you want. You night need... wa-ter. It’s real-ly hot.” 

[darkclouud9]

anywhere I can change album covers is not safe I love picking the silliest ones to switch it to.

also wow I managed to catch my nart album at exactly 2000 oops

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[agoddamn]

There's a lot of Nart fanfic where Amaterasu and sometimes other Shinto gods are real, and it always gives me kind of an odd vibe. It's usually the same script where the gods are angry at the Sage for something something fate ruined everything yadda yadda bad parenting.

It gives me an odd vibe because Nart lore always gave me the opposite impression, in that cosmic sense. The inmates are running the asylum. The Sage is the biggest dick on campus, but he doesn't run the universe in the cosmic sense either; he just sees a lot. Nobody is driving the bus. Everyone's on their own.

It gives me a similar kinda frenetic energy as stuff like the Pern series, where the myths and histories we're familiar with are apocryphal cargo cults. Seat-of-the-pants making-this-up-as-I-go bullshitting. Fits with how Kaguya was never intended as a goddess, either, and merely ended up amassing power as a means to escape her fate as a sacrifice. There were never gods, just people strong enough to make others believe that.

If there were ever any gods in Narutoland, they're long dead and everyone involved is merely propping up their chosen corpse.

[nartothelar]

Thanks nart now I am full of violence :] anyway.... what does f!emmet expect to happen if he DOES manage to save ingo? What would happen? If ingo never goes to Hisui then that form of Emmet's future would never happen, and that f!emmet would cease to exist, right?

That is exactly what he suspects will happen! He is betting he will cease to exist if he manages to prevent Ingo’s disappearance.

But rather than fear that fate, he welcomes it. That was what he wanted all along: to never lose his brother

[bougiebutchbitch]

for the ship bingo: kakashi and sasuke (platonically)

THANK EVERYTHING FOR THAT (platonically) LMAOOO

They mean sooooooo much to me. Sasuke was one of my big top faves when I first watched Nart as a kid, and Kakashi is my fave now. Their awkward, tentative teacher & student / father & son thing just strikes me RIGHT in the chest. Every single moment they share together hits me like a fucking freight train.

They're both mega!traumatised and deal with it badly. They both don't get nearly as much support as they should. They both have a veeeeery complex and interesting relationship with Konoha - and with each other!

I love how Kakashi sees himself in Sasuke and tries to help him out of his own dark place, as Kakashi's own friends managed (eventually) to help him. I love that he fails - in part because circumstance constantly dragged him away on missions while Sasuke was most vulnerable, in part because Kakashi is still just.... not that good at emotionally connecting with people, in part because Sasuke is depicted as a character with agency who makes his own choices and chose revenge despite clearly feeling close bonds to Team Seven. And that failure haunts Kakashi. He's pretty much the only adult in Konoha who's shown to consistently give a shit about Sasuke, but he still didn't do enough to reach for him, for a whole variety of reasons - AND HE FUCKING KNOWS IT.

He is more than willing to die for Sasuke. Even after Sasuke tries to kill him multiple times. Even after Sasuke leaves him and Sakura for dead in the lava world. And I think that, as well as Sasuke's big fight with Naruto, helped Sasuke to realise that his team do genuinely and deeply care about him, despite everything that he's done.

Seeing them make up in the finale - and continue to hang out in Boruto! And Sasuke getting advice from Kakashi about how to bond with his daughter!!!! It makes me so fucking soft, I cannot express.