#N Ram

[gilliontidestriderchampionoftheu]

vyncent sol!-ol!-ol!-ol!-ol!-ol!-ol!

[cyberstrm]

rick sanchez x gn!reader

you sat on the counter, taking intermittent drags of the purple joint.

"space weed", as rick called it, was your favourite thing he'd ever introduced you to. it was so calming, it made you so relaxed and you couldn't get enough of it.

"hi, babe." rick mumbled as he entered the garage. he spotted the joint and his eyes lit up. "oh, shiiit, gimma a drag-"

he held out his hand, and you went to give it to him, but pulled it away right has he reached for it. you giggled.

"nice try, but this one's mine." you grinned. rick scowled.

"i got you that, you ungrateful-" he growled. you cut him off by blowing smoke in his face.

"c'mere," you smirked, before taking a hit. you gestured for him to get close, and he did, slightly confused. you pressed your lips to his and exhaled slowly.

"shiiit..." he mumbled groggily, inhaling and exhaling the second hand smoke. "gimme another one,,"

"if you wanna kiss me you can just do it, no need for excu-"

rick pressed his lips to yours again, stepping closer to the counter so your knees were pressed to his waist. he pulled away and smirked at your blushing face. he took a hit of the joint, and your eyes widened. he'd taken it from you, mid-kiss.

"asshole."

he grinned. "you know it, hun."

[t3chborb]

Cuddling the big scary robot would save me actually.

[henricavyll]

“Your friendship is more valuable than this life.” 

RRR (2022) dir. S. S. Rajamouli

[konigsblog]

holding hands while simon fucks you.

his aching and throbbing cock drilling into your sweet, tight pussy. your juices coating his length while you squeeze his hand tightly, feeling as he nudges against your cervix. a whimper leaves through your swollen lips, his dirty talk and praise going straight to your core. “that's it, just another inch, love- c'mon.. you can do it, do it f'me, baby...” simon's breathy, guttural groans cause you to tighten around his shaft, allowing him to push further inside.

your grip leaves indents on his skin, nails digging into his wrists and flesh as he smacks into you - full and heavy balls slapping against your skin, lips agape and eyes rolled to the back of your skull. simon uses his other hand to hold you by the crown of your head, legs wrapped around his waist as he continues to thrust into you relentlessly. “good fuckin' girlll... there we go, sweethear'...” his praise is mixed with cruel chuckles as he bottoms out, barely giving you adjustment to his large, meaty size.

stuttered gasps flow through your soft lips, his head tilted to the side as he buries his face in your hair, huffing at your sweet scent as he slams deep and hard inside. you can practically feel him piercing your cervix, bruising it with his pace.

broad hips push deep into your own. your gummy walls clutching onto his girth as he chases his high. you squeeze his hand desperately - attempting to stabilise yourself - while rubbing your needy clit with your other hand, stimulating it as you cum around his size. it shakes you; your thighs trembling as he continues with his sloppy and deep thrusts, your slick running down his balls and coating the skin on your thighs, panting as you grip his hand and grit your teeth.

it hurts yet, feels so good, the desirable pleasure rushing through you lile ecstasy. simon's drooling tip seeps out fluids into your hole, and with one last thrust, he smacks into you and grips your hand with an iron grip, nearly crushing your fingers. his seed fills you; potent and milky, pearly liquid running down your wet thighs as he groans lowly. getting you to cockwarm him to keep every drop of his precious cum inside your greedy, full hole.

- @ konigsblog (reblogs and comments are appreciated. do not repost on any other site without previous consent.) ☄️

[sidsinning]

Mylene in “Derision”: “Having bad mom doesn’t excuse your behaviour”

Felix in “Emotion”: “uwu I committed a world genocide because I had a bad dad”

Me: ???

I will say Felix is a lot more complex and sympathetic in his circumstances, bc the harm he causes LB and Paris is in service to those he cares about- his fellow sentibeings. He believes he is doing something GOOD (ofc still enjoying sweet revenge against Bad Adults™ - which they are so, fair LOL), while everything Chloe sets out to do is to make herself feel good with absolutely no benefit to anybody- and she fully understands that.

I will give Felix props for apologizing to Kagami and Adrien after Mari seemingly disappears forever because of him at least

I guess the only "solace" the show wants us to be satisfied with is their own actions biting them in the ass in the end but

eh

(Mari deserves like 100000x apologizes from you Felix like holy shit you made her have a panic attack and worse)

(Also sidenote rewatching Emotion Felix's entire plot was heavy as hell, I feel like they fumbled the bag with him going from breaking down in tears from having to kill one of his own kind that he made himself, to making him Kagami's boyfriend the very next ep he appears??? idk focus became wack besides his weird theater kid backstory scene after🥴🥴🥴)

[withered-tears]

One day, N starts having some lag problems, walking into things, and having a bit of a slurred speech.

Uzi connects him to her pc to try and diagnose what's wrong with him.

Uzi, staring at N, trying to glare but having a MASSIVE blush on her face: N. Why the HECK are 500 terabytes of your internal memory filled with nothing but clips and screencaptures of me smiling?

N, plugged into the computer, full on robot equivalent of being high AF in the dentist office: cuz you are so preettyyyyyYYYYyyyyy

[vhvrs]

needed a more accurate ref sheet for these two so u r looking at that!!!! simplified some details to be less overly complex n tightened up the palettes in the process

additionally comments including previous info i dont wanna link to and way too much world info:

as b4, rick is a normal human. morticia is a half-witch - jerry is the witch bloodline in question (agony to rick bc he was hoping this was a verse beth DIDNT marry jerry when he found out). witches live in a kindve attached dimension to earth. magic shit. he likes collecting witch literature bc theyre so fucking weird n usually infused w weird magic.

rick is v nice by rick standards n also a major creep lol. the medical shit does weird most ricks out n also they think hes a pussy for caring so much abt kerping morticia safe n sane (except for x-143 on both 😘)

ricks science tends to focus on biology n hes REALLY excited by medical procedures n discovering how different soecies function. he does regular rick shit on occasion but hes kindve too lazy n comfortable to do shit morticia isnt up for too. hashtag most normal rick. used to be more dickish but he got humbled fast by the world lol. they do bicker like regular rick n mortys though. still very much has the capacity to be a normal rick if provoked.

these two are in an oc verse i have too much lore for so i could really go on all day abt the specifics but to be vague witches are a subrace of things called shadows. considered humans while humans are considered mortals. lifespans are expanded. harder to kill. witches even half witches typically have grey skin too but i needed morticia to be visibly herself. witches are the only shadows who can do magic from birth, while other shadows (its pretty much just witches, fae folk, and deathwalkers/normie supernaturals) have to learn it n usually HAVE to use channeling devices like wands while witches use their hands. magic users typically have an element they naturally are good at n can learn others - these other elements are usually what wands are for.

public displays of magical scars is considered like. uncouth. even the hand ones, thus gloves are a societal default and otherwise ur supposed to cover up or charm evidence away. rick obviously does not give a shit n it makes him stand out a LOT more than he should. bc of this, morticia is a lot more comfy around him n more confident as a result. ricks also the only person whos seen her hands ungloved bc of needing to patch her up after backfired adventures. highly personal thing in witch culture etc.

as the last scarring is also considered improper to show off bc 'only non-witches fuck up magic enough to get scarred' witches are v high-society pretentious types, usually high in the government etc. other shadows dont give a shit lol.

scars in question are all from morticias electricity magic kindve exploding on them during a really high stress situation. yewouch!

uh oh morticia goes to a mage academy. public educations kinda meh among shadows but witches have fancy magic schools. full-time magic users are called mages (pc term bc witches used to just claim it b4 other ppl started doing magic too) bc everythings complicated w shadows.

[zeep-xanflorp]

there are two sides of rick and morty.

ppl who think the most iconic quotes are "pickle rick," "szechuan sauce", "100 years rick and morty.

and the ones who think the most iconic quotes are "sapphic horse girls", "pompous autistic cadaver" and "neurotypical cooties"

[sindirimba]

[hotpotdragon]

RRR (2022)

[mossflavouredbaby]

Like an evil twin

Feel it scratching within

Like an insane sovereign ranger

And his beautiful face in his leathery lace

So can't you see the play he's staging?

:))

[twisting-in-wonderland]

'The sun is shining on me'

A quick messy silver drawing 'based' on Ferry's 'The world is shining on me', which is suchhh a good song----

(alt(?) vers under read more)

I messed with the hues, and these were ones I thought looked fun------! which is your favourite >_>?

[doreymifasolo]

Everyone loves Ram, okay, but here’s why Bheem’s best man:

Puppy dog eyes ◕ ◡ ◕

“This bracelet goes with that dress.” Bro is working overtime as a spy AND a trend-setter. Did you see his crash the party makeup??

When picking between the boys’ and girls’ game of tug of war, he went to the girls’ side. And won.

Speaking of girls, this kawaii man emotes like he’s in an anime. He physically cannot keep any feeling secret. The only reason Elite Special Ops-Officer Ram didn’t notice Bheem was lying to him is because he is so in love

HIS WIDDLE HEAD BOBBLES (◠‿◠✿)

cURLY HAIR, curly hair, and MORE curly hair

Man is built like a teddy bear but also a BEAR bear

Anytime he sees a child/woman/man being treated dishonorably: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

Innocently and honestly believes that he won the dance off because of Ram’s “leg cramp.” When he asks Seetha who has smallpox, Seetha looks like she’s explaining what lies are to a small child for the first time

The way he takes Ram’s, Seetha’s, and Malli’s hands in his, giving them one last thing to anchor themselves to before his departure. His love language is physical touch <3

He gives the best hugs in the world and EVERYONE knows it

While enduring Passion of Christ-levels of torture, went, “Welp, there’s a song I’ve been working on. Want to hear it?” It was a banger. You could say the crowd went wild

His first instinct wasn’t to take the shrine’s bow and arrows for Ram. His instinct was to bless him and make his friend a LITERAL deity, LORD RAMA reincarnate!!

He screamed in a tiger’s face then apologized to him

Has definitely worn a flower crown before and will do so again

Bheem looked at white men’s obsession with hunting and really said “You like shooting beautiful creatures, yes? ^^ Murdering my forest friends, yes? ^^

–FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT.” (◣///◢)

He went from weeping into Ram’s hands to ripping the door that separated them off its fucking hinges in like. five seconds.

He thinks he’s not smart like Ram. My dude, you brought a TigER to A GUN FIGHT. You GENIUS. YOU ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

[spaciebabie]

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