#MyDirtyMind

[morticiahumbertunderwood]

Dear tumblr...please do your thing...

Got my groceries delivered and had to do a double take after reading too much Ghost fanfic the night before...my poor hubby had to hold as my model...banana for scale lol

[doctordaddysir]

Things heard on the tv show Forged In Fire (they make bladed weapons, swords, etc) that sound really dirty but aren't:

1. I'm not really sure it's hard enough, I just hope it holds up well.

2. I'm excited to see them playing with my sword.

3. I can't wait to see what it does to a human body.

4. It definitely penetrates well, nice and deep.

5. Although it's a little big for my hand, I can't wrap my fingers around it well, it just feels right in there.

[mellyhatchet]

Just came upon this beast of a truck at a rest stop just north of Titusville. This thing's sleeper is massive! It's like a rolling mini house! At first I'm like, in love with it. But then comes the thoughts of... 🤔🤔🤔 I wonder if it's got mirrors everywhere? Crush velvet walls and carpet?? Sex swing over a bed with too many red pillows, sex toys strewn about... restraints attached to the walls around the bed??? #thingsithinkabout #mydirtymind #reality #youneverknow #MelanieCranfordPhotography #epic18wheeler #epictruck #bigtrucks https://www.instagram.com/p/B8T_Cw0jrsT/?igshid=etwkmqneijvd

[keeperofthechalice]

Because floggers are an intricate part of my life, I thought this was a flogger. #mydirtymind 😂

[reanamalori]

I think there's a hidden message in here somewhere...Hmmmm, lemme think. 😂😍😂😍😂😍 #mydirtymind #iwritesex https://www.instagram.com/p/Brtdl1LljHw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7zj26jjqrfnu

[musiciscatharsis]

I just called Jumin and oh my god. OH MY GOD. JUMIN!!! “Include me next time, and I’m sure it will be an INTERESTING LEARNING EXPERIENCE”. *cough*threesome*cough*. What if my friend’s a boy? *cough*doesjuminhanisgay*cough*.

(Day 8 of 707′s route. After “Inefficient way” chat)

[missymoo23]

My snapchat antics 😂😂 #snapchat #mydirtymind

[lanceleecf]

Oh my dirty shoe stepping on this dirty world 世界複雜到 不敢細數 人生無常 #mydirtymind

[selenomaniac-fangirl-blog]

Kyouka whaaat?

[bedroomtoyz]

The thoughts I have 😂😂 #mydirtymind

[keshaofwegotkidz]

So, my daughter made, what she identified as, a snowman yesterday out of Play Doh. I totally died at this. #mydirtymind #kids #parenting #artsandcraftsdisaster #LMBO

[clairisasin]

Legolas: It would be my pleasure to kill you dwarf Me: It would be my pleasure to suck your dick

[louis-cuddle-blog]

Harry: He's daring me to touch it?

Louis: Yeah, go for it.

[jakeperaltaz]

People call it Everlark but I call it Peeniss.....am I the only one?

[pressingflowersss]