#MyCocks

[newty]

ngl. if i was in court for unnatural sex crimes as a man in 1936. and my last name was ALREADY mycock. i would not want to be represented by a lawyer named LUSTgarten

[jestersking]

Why in MY opinion the romance between Mr_FishyYT and shitcucker DOES NOT WORK

I'm sorry to my followers who's not used to this longer type of posts, that's just something that bothered me for a long time now and I can't stop thinking about how wrong mycock SMP community about fishyduo.

I hope this post will flash some light on why their relationship simply do not work. Enjoy!

People, in my opinion, romanticize their relationship too much. I understand that the point of fishyduo is to be tragic, but they're not romantic in the slightest, and that's my second point. I believe that cc! Mr_FishyYT and cc! shitcucker are simply queerbaiting the community with those long monologues about each other, because when you look at their relationship outside of talking, you'll find that there's nothing about them. Their actions are not based with each other in mind, hell, I'll go as far as to say that pookiebear53 and shitcucker have more romantic tension than fishyduo. You may argue that shitcucker went on his villain arc because of Fishy, but if you look back, you can clearly see that c! shitcucker was always extremely unstable and the moment where he broke was when Soupo addmited that he was working with mc_pussy. THAT WAS IT. Fishy had nothing to do with shitcucker spiraling down the drain and I'm so sick of those fanarts that draw them in very tragic poses. Also, can we talk about how shitcuckers monologue before killing Fishy was simply laughable? He was trying so hard to come up with a reason to hate Fishy. Sure, you can say that it was because he didn't actually hate him, but that would undermine shitcuckers whole character arc.

So yeah, I think that people give fishyduo too much attention. They don't actually have any meaningful moments with each other, other than when Fishy got banned. People just love them because they're gay, ignoring a more valid and interesting ship of Soupo and mc_pussy just because they're nblw and I'm TIRED of it. If you think that fishyduo is a valid ship please unfollow me because you guys are terrible :/

[sheila--e]

bought a transgender man two pints

[genderkoolaid]

Over half of British men show signs of body dysmorphia, a recent report found. Within the community of avid male gym-goers, a study published last year in the US found that all participants who immersed themselves in bodybuilding practices described themselves as having some degree of muscle dysmorphia. Men, however, are less likely to seek treatment than women – despite one in three eating disorders occurring in men, according to the National Eating Disorder Association, only one in 20 people in treatment are male, Vargas says. Meanwhile, in 2016, it was reported that less than one percent of all the body image and eating disorder research was conducted exclusively on males, leading some researchers to state that this is a “silent crisis” in men’s mental health. [...] Swami sees this intertwining of muscularity and masculinity as a relatively recent cultural change, beginning in the early 90s, when fashion and beauty industries realised the market power of targeting men, he says. Men began to be sold the idea that their bodies are non-biological commodities to be invested in, he says. And with the backdrop of evolving gender roles, Swami thinks muscle-building offers immediate agency over one’s virility: “It’s the one form of masculinity that feels like it’s malleable.” But for Oscar*, as a transgender man, this malleability was a lifeline: while on a two-year wait list for hormone therapy, he started weightlifting to connect with his masculinity.“I thought, well, if I build more muscle, I know I can look closer to how I feel in my head,” he says. But living within a culture that valorises the muscular physique can delay recovery, MD sufferers say. “A lot of your physical symptoms to the outward world are great,” says Mycock. As a result, self-destructive behaviours can be hidden in plain sight. “It’s hard to stomach the nuance of it because for so long, we’ve been told it’s good – and no matter what, it’s good,” he says. He adds: “Exercise should be treated more like medicine, in the sense, there’s always a list of side effects.”

[buckingham-ashtray]

do you think ever about the ship name for mycroft/sherlock could have been mycock

[shoezuki]

pizza. pasta. put it in a box. de live er it to myhouse and putit on mycock mycockmucockmy cock. cheesy on my peeny and a sauce a on my balls

[smoqueen]

start playing with my cock on the MyCock app

[sentence-arborist]

you are not even using proper binary trees

It's almost as if not every syntactic framework makes ridiculous Anglocentric assumptions which make demonstrably false predictions and which do terrible violence to every other language besides English... 👀

Recommended Further Reading:

[1] Culicover, Peter W. and Ray Jackendoff (2005) "Flat Structure", in Simpler Syntax, Oxford: Oxford University Press, pp. 107-148. [2] Dalrymple, Mary, John J. Lowe, and Louise Mycock (2019) "Constituent sturcture", in The Oxford Reference Guide to Lexical Functional Grammar, Oxford: Oxford University Press, pp. 89-116.

[pwlanier]

WILLIAM S. MYCOCK (1872-1950) FOR PILKINGTON’S TILE & POTTERY CO.

ROYAL LANCASTRIAN LUSTRE VASE, DATED 1927

lustre-glazed earthenware, painted artist's marks, impressed maker's mark

Lyon and Turnbull

[ukddmanips3]

That's right Mike. This is where you sit now. Outside your old office. Outside my office. Thanks for that strong recommendation to the board before your immediate resignation to go do missionary work in Africa by the way hehe.

This is how you look and dress now. Like a bubbly dumb bimbo office girl. Always in heels. Makeup always on point. That feminising reconstruction around the face was money well spent.

As you clearly cannot be trusted not to look at sissy porn at work, your monitor isn't wired in to anything. You'll mostly be in 'relations' anyway. I'm not going to explain your job to you because I like you off balance, all confused and uncertain, and waiting to be told what to do. I know you hate that, but you'll get used to it.

Mike Murphy. Youngest VP in company history and industry legend. The guy you want in the room. The man with his finger on the pulse of everything. The guy who knows every process, every system, and works every hour. The guy who was always beating me to the punch. Always you, never me. Driving growth! Efficiency! Sustainability! Productivity! Blah blah blah. Now a task managed bimbo fuckdoll flicking through copies of Vague magazine, anxious to please your boss by any means necessary. Beautiful.

You'll take lunch in my office everyday. You'll be having the salad with the cream of mycock dressing. Anal poundcake for desert. You're going to pretend to enjoy it. Don't worry about motivation, my finger is going to be hovering over the Send button on the company wide email exposing your dirty little secret the whole time. What was it you always used to say? "No comfort in the learning zone, no learning in the comfort zone"? Well, honey, you're about to learn to love being used like a fuckdoll, and until you do it won't be comfortable. Let's see that positive mental attitude, m'kay?

The girls on the floor will despise and gossip about you honey but ah... you're not really like the other girls anyway are you "Mia"?

I'd really lean into that new persona if I were you. The more distance you put between who you are now and who you used to be the better, if you're serious about not getting found out.

Lets get your 'new starter' picture then. No no not like that. Little off the shoulder action for me, arch your back and push those falsies out, cross those legs and aaaaattagirl.

I'll get someone to get you on the system "Mia O'Mya". I'll look forward to your induction as a newbie back into the company you basically built and to you being given the tour so eeeeeveryone can get a good look at you. I'm going to leave it a week or two to give you your pass though. Just dumb ditzy Mia always forgetting her pass and having to sweet talk security to let her through. Everyone else would get written up for repeat offending but somehow I think the boys won't get around to that if you simper and smile and show enough of your legs.

Now, be a doll and fetch me a coffee from the place on the corner. Go there, ask for Joe and say its for Mr J. You don't need money Mia, honey. Joe likes glossy pink lips and doe eyes so, I'm sure a creative gal with a can-do attitude like you will figure something out.

Be back here by 11 or I send that little email. Am I understood @youknowmedotve?

[strawberrylust69]

Mycock your daddy height 😂

Wtf

[waylouder]

I'm no mind reader pinky promise, just a horny trans dude who loves giving head and making pretty little things like you cry 😇🖤 to be fair as a switch verse I can't say it isn't one of my fantasies in both ways, so I def understand the appeal and would love to do that to a sweetheart like you- gotta promise you'll pull my hair and use it to gag me on your cock too 💋

-🦷🦷

pretty? :( fdgbjk <3333333

as some1 who is ALSO a switch verse i would LOVE to return the favor UGH i love pulling hair u have NO idea i would yank that shit

and also the feeling of being eaten out is like my favorite thing in the world and u bonus points for gagging on mycock thats HOT

[bestadviceuk]

HTB bolsters development finance team

Hampshire Trust Bank (HTB) has appointed Tim Mycock as lending director for London and the South East within its development finance team. Mycock (pictured) will work closely with brokers and developers across the region, establishing close relationships and assisting in the structuring and packaging of cases, bringing each one to completion. He has held senior management positions in bridging,…

[scarlatinashenanigans]

Mycock The special beam cannon

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[sentence-arborist]

How do you create syntax trees with the word 'why'? I have yet to find any examples online or in textbooks that contain the word 'why'. I'm trying to create a tree for a sentence like "Why won't this ___ love ___?". Sorry if this is a dumb question.

Not a dumb question at all - and, in fact, a rather interesting one!

As an initial caveat, my answer - like everything I do on this blog - will adopt a Lexical-Functional Grammar (LFG) framework, so the answer you get here may look quite different to what you're used to if you come from a G&B / Minimalist background. In particular, I'm going to pretty closely follow the treatment by Dalrymple, Lowe & Mycock (2019, see esp. ch. 3), so if you want more references and discussion, that's the place to go.

The short answer is that, in English, wh-question phrases typically occupy the specifier position of a CP projected above the main clausal IP.

So for example, a sentence of the form "Why is David eating a burrito at the funeral?" would look something like:

[ID: A syntax tree for the sentence "Why is David eating a burrito at the funeral?" "Why" heads an AdvP in the specifier of a CP, of which the fronted auxiliary "is" is the head C. The remainder of the sentence falls under the clausal IP.]

As you can see in the example above, the fronted auxiliary occupies C, projects the CP of which the wh-phrase is the specifier, and takes the clausal IP as its complement.

Hope this helps!

[madame-dollface]

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