scarlatinashenanigans
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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"i dont know why theyre mad, who doesnt want to climb a 9ft tall amazonian bitch"
kamooi
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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calling yourself a ghoulfucker for being attracted to john wayne who got caught in a housefire is like calling yourself a monsterfucker for being attracted to catgirls
absolvedgravitas
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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im as cringe as i wanna be
kamooi
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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i swear on the bible this dog is a faggot
stepperbox
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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but yes, I think all told I'll graciously accept the L here, like some kind of chuuni failgirl
cylonspy
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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mr quinton reviews deserves better than being "someone"
antievil
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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fat cock is necessary fantasy trope. give it to the girlies, the daemons, the orcs
willow6234
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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well you see my memory of the past several years is largely shot
threadoffate
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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who is worse? man who blew up the earth? or dyke but shes like REALLY dykey about it greatest question of our age apparently
flawedvictori
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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when you wanted a midwife but only a midwizard was available
stepperbox
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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9 cock rings for mortal men doomed to die?
gardenofthedead
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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It helps me track my degradation over time lol
gardenofthedead
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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And? I lack dignity and shame
colin.rg
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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But what else are you supposed to obsessivly listen to for weeks after watching a show
harkonen
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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bruised to death wiggled to oblivion
sasambots
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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Ain’t nothing funnier than a good ol fashioned poop joke
gardenofthedead
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scarlatinashenanigans · 4 months ago
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oh shit that dimension is trans??
ThreadOfFate
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