#My rice burnt

[morally-gay584]

sometimes being a girl is just eating carrots with italian dressing because recreating the nibelheim incident due to being denied your food 5 times is wrong

[figofswords]

i love to cook and i love food! i love cooking and i love eating! i love making food and then eating it! wait what do you mean i have to do this three times a day every day for my entire life and also dishes and grocery shopping and

[aychama]

Aychama Destroys The Kitchen Part 139

[sugaredpastille]

leftovers

[giggly-squiggily]

Spontaneous Headcanon #34

For your consideration.

Inumaki learning JSL (Japanese sign language) to better express himself when his safe words won't do it.

Also for your consideration (and my shippy heart)- Yuta learning alongside him so he can better understand him. They practice together and go to classes regularly. He even learns in secret how to sign "I love you." for when he confesses.

[c0rvidbones]

orange soda!

[ronsenburg]

hi I completely agree w ur post about not drinking often also. What is ur preferred beer? And also food to go with it!! Hope ur having a nice night :))

hiiiiiiiiiiiii! man i feel like i like a different kind of beer every time i go out (and never the one i thought i was going to like) so idk. this is a standard in my house and what i’m drinking rnnnnnnn not JUST because of the awesome zombie dude.

[dayurno]

why is it that whenever i get on tumblr u always update literally a minute before … my subconscious dayurno radar is insane

SUBCONSCIOUS DAYURNO RADAR like a shark slowly swimming towards you…. i dont know maybe we’re connected. should we kiss

[curiosity-killed]

Attempting to make adas polo and realizing a few important lessons

I don’t know how to parboil rice

If a recipe calls for 3 C of rice…use 3C rice

Big vibes of “this is intermediate, I’m a beginner”

I am a coward (see image below)

[ALT ID: A screenshot of a recipe that reads “Test by licking your finger and quickly tapping near the base of the pot.”]

[rev-velvet]

Bro yall don't understand if Rice loses I WILL cry this time. I love white rice with my whole being it's actually unreal like if it was which one would you spend a majority of your life eating it would rice and Im not kidding.

[jugglejerk]

I need to pay tribute to my roots.. . what if I started remaking old animation memes with my Grown Ass Men. Emulating the style n’ everything.. do you know how funny that’d be

[illegally-blind-and-deaf]

I HAVE A TINTIN HEADCANON!

Yes, another...

ANYWAY

At Marlinspike Hall, Nestor is not the only one whobuses the kitchen. Haddock is often find of fixing himself something to each when he's bored, and Calculus s been known to sneak a cheese or five from the refrigerator.

There is one person who is banned from baking in there and that is Tintin.

Sure, Tintin can cook the basics; he can make toast, heat up canned and frozen food, the whatnot.

But Tintin cannot for the life of him bake.

The first time wasn't too disastrous: he tried to make melting moment biscuits but forgot the butter.

The second time, Nestor walked in to two failed batches of cupcake batter dumped in the bin and Tintin frowning at the recipe. Nestor couldn't help but laugh as he explained that Tintin had been reading the recipe in grams, not ounces, to which the boy dropped his head onto the kitchen counter, unaware that his hair was now white with flour.

It got progressively worse until Tintin managed to put blotting paper in bread.

Blotting paper.

In bread.

When asked to explain himself (through hysterics, because Haddock was wetting himself with laughter,) he sheepishly recounted how he forgot about the dough when he left it to rise, so he had put it in the tin and sprayed it with oil so it didn't dry out and left it to rise again. He forgot about it once more, and went to re-knead the dough, but because of the extra oil, in had grown greasy. So, he had gotten some blotting paper, rested it on the dough and, as he told himself to not put the paper into the dough, he pushed the paper into the dough.

From that day on, Tintin was not allowed to bake unless supervised by a more experience adult.

He was not happy about that.

[watermelinoe]

RE: your tags on that one post, I can't tell you how many times I've mistimed cooking rice or pasta and had the other component of the dish either ready so early or MILES from being ready 😭 I feel your pain

how could this happen to meeee i've made my mistaaaakes got nowhere to ruuuun the night goes on as i'm fading awaaaay

[jacktwist2005]

another week of doing god knows what

[brine-in-my-eyes]

man why am i always the fault of everything :(

[kotoneshiomiofficial]

thank you to everyone who sent me questions, but I'll probably be getting to them tomorrow or later tonight. My day was ruined by something fixable but very frustrating