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st4rb3rries · 2 years ago

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OMG I LOVED UR STAN AND KYLE BSF HEADCANNONS!! Can i req one with the main four, like what its like to be in a group w/ them?? have an amazing day <33

BEING IN A FRIEND GROUP WITH SOUTH PARKS MAIN 4

pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (all aged up 18+)

summary; chaotic friend group hc's!

warnings; cussing

a/n; hi and ty hope you have an amazing day too!!

key colors; blue= stan green= kyle orange= kenny red= cartman pink= reader

late night skate boarding with them. it's always cartman who texts you guys to go. in reality he only wants to go to just to start shit. in my opinion kenny is the best skater out of y'all. but cartman is the worst💀. "you guys you guys look im gonna go down the ramp!!" "cartman that isn't a good idea your not ready-" "WAAAAAHHHHH" laughter is coming out from you, stan, and kenny. kyle wants to laugh but he ain't risking it😭. "GAWDAMMIT KYLE IM BEAT YOUR J-" cartman stops himself because he knows damn well not to rip on kyle in front of you. so he switches up real fast 🙄. "you guys i seriously think i broke a bone" "whatever cartman you just switched up cause you know y/n would kick your ass" 5 minutes kenny is teaching you, stan, and kyle a trick. "ok so next you gotta-" "get a room lovebirds i mean come on🙄" "CARTMAN STFU!!" "yeah dude stay mad because your not psychically able to do any of this🥱" this all happens in less than 15 minutes, like why can't y'all just be a nice friend group😭. moments later stan was about to go off a ramp. UNTIL HIS WHEELS BROKE OFF THE SKATEBOARD. i wonder who unscrewed them..... "AAAUAGHHHHHH" "DON'T WORRY STAN I GOTCHU!!" and there he was, stanly marsh in your arms. "W rizz stan or nah😏" stan could feel his face heating up fr. "damn dude that should've been me not stan😔" "kenny shut the hell up💀" "wait a minute where's cartman he literally almost killed stan tf????" cartman isn't trying to get his ass kicked in front of people so he ditched and went home. classic cartman.

karaoke night. you guys are definitely singing 2000's songs. but it always seems like you guys get interrupted no matter what. karaoke night was started by cartman, which is so surprising?? "I WANNA HOLD'EM LIKE THEY DO IN TEXAS, PLEASE" "FOLD'EM LET'EM HIT ME RAISE IT BABY STAY WITH M-" stan and kyle always hating cause you and cartman sound a little too good. "BOOO GET OFF THE STAGE" "YA MY EARS ARE BLEEDING" "OH FUCK OFF GUYS LET US SING" "you guys have been singing this same song for 2 hours bruh😭" "2 minutes kenny get it right" they just hating cause they can't handle real talent. sometimes when the karaoke gets intense you guys act like judges for americas got talent💀. "is this kenny mccormick from south park colorado?" "yes" "and what will you be doing today?" "YOUR MOM AHAHA" "disqualified poor people can't seem to have talent" "CARTMAN WTF" "NEXT" "no wait i'll sing with him" "oh god" if kyle and stan think you and cartman sound a little too good. JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY HERE YOU AND KENNY. "THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMIN SYSTEM" "TOP DOWN AC WITH THE COOLER SYSTEM" super bass by nicki minaj is y'alls go to song. every time you guys finish that song your out of breath and laugh so much😭. "AND THE CROWD GUYS MILD🔥" "NEXT" "cartman we are done playing americas got talent" "dude let me and kyle sing next we haven't sung at all🥹" "fine" "ah hell nah it better not be anything emo💀" *30 seconds later every one starts singing* "BUT IM A CREEP" "IM A WERIDO" "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN' HERE" "I DON'T BELONG HERE" suddenly the tv, microphones, and speaker goes out?? "LISTEN UP BITCHES IM NOT HAVING AN ALCOHOLIC, A JEW, A FATHERLESS DAUGHTER, AND A HOMELESS POOR BOY SING RADIOHEAD AT MY HOUSE‼️‼️" guess who got jumped that night🤔???

#south park #south park x reader #south park x y/n #south park x you #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #eric cartman #stan marsh x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #eric cartman x reader #stan marsh x y/n #kyle broflovski x y/n #kenny mccormick x y/n #eric cartman x y/n

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aesthetixhoe · 1 year ago

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posts and pictures with conrad fisher — C.F.

warnings: cursing, suggestive comments

authors note: i'm completely guessing on conrad's birthday since the show and book are different i think? i looked it up and didn't get a straight answer so.... 2005 it is!

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its_y/n when he likes book girls >>

con.rad.05 I just have so many green flags 💪🏻

| jere_fisher that's a big fat lie. 🥱

| con.rad.05 haha, very funny 😐

| jellybelly boys stop fighting or I'll tell my mom

jellybelly girls who read are just better 🤷🏻‍♀️

| steven.conklin Oh yeah, cause you would know, Mrs "I'm failing english"

| taytay.madison be nice.

| its_y/n the boys are so mean today

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jere_fisher what did I walk in on?? 🤢

its_y/n you're just jealous bffr 🙄🙄

| jere_fisher yeah right, best joke I've heard all week.

jellybelly noooo, they're so cute omg

con.rad.05 thanks for the new lock screen jere!

steven.conklin We've lost another solider 😔 RIP conrad, you will be missed. 💔

| jere.fisher no more boys time, he has to hang out with his girrrrrrllllfriendddd

| its_y/n yup! i stole him and you can't have him back 😘

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its_y/n summer lovin' ☀🩷

con.rad.05 had me a blast

| jere_fisher happened so fast??

| camcameron hey! This is my song 😟

| its_y/n we'll find one for you and skye, don't worry 😉

jellybelly that dress looks amazing on you

| con.rad.05 everything looks amazing on her, be real

| its_y/n there's too much flattery in here, I have to leave 🤭

steve.conklin No pic cred??

| its_y/n sorry bud, there's always next time!

| steven.conklin There won't be a next time 🙄

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con.rad.05 maybe the deb ball isn't THAT bad

its_y/n the best escort <3

| con.rad.05 you still need to pay me for my services 😏

| its_y/n aaaand you ruined the moment.

jellybelly taken moments before the mustard disaster

| its_y/n it was a sad day 😔

jere_fisher I was a better escort 🤭

| its_y/n you did eat that dance

| jere_fisher there are 8 letters in Jeremiah 🤯

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its_y/n bed head

con.rad.05 I can give great head

| its_y/n CONRAD FISHER STOP THAG RIGHT NOE

| con.rad.05 what will I get if I do?

| jere_fisher PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP

jellybelly surprised he didn't kick you out of the bed

| its_y/n almost!

steven.conklin Get your filthyhands off my boyfriend!

| its_y/n never!! >:)

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con.rad.05 I'm stealing her permanently

steven.conklin You can steal me next 😘

| con.rad.05 I'd rather not...

| steven.conklin Mhm, sure, you're totally not just covering bc of y/n 😒

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its_y/n life recently >>

taytay.madison no me in the recap??

| its_y/n I'M SORRY, YOU'LL BE IN THE NEXT PHOTO DUMP I PINKY PROMISE

con.rad.05 i love loving you.

| its_y/n why do you only say romantic things on instagram 😔

| con.rad.05 to show off

jere_fisher summer ending is going to be awful

| steve.conklin preach brother 🙌🏻

jellybelly the best summer in the books

#conrad fisher #conrad fisher x reader #tsitp #the summer i turned pretty #jeremiah fisher #team conrad #team jeremiah #belly conklin #steven conklin #the summer i turned pretty season 2 #x reader #imagine #fluff

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lokisprettygirl · 2 years ago

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The Night Screams at The Slumber Island (Loki x Female Reader) (Horror Romance) (Dark) (Au) (18+)

Read Chapter 8 here // Series Masterlist

Chapter 9

Summary : Loki tells you why you can see him and others can't.

Warning: discussion of rape, sexual abuse, gaslighting, cheating, mention of Suicide, discussion of mental illness, therapy please read carefully. If something triggers you please don't read it.

Note : This god Loki is mine and I wrote him the way I wanted. He's not the Norse god Loki and I don't mean to disrespect anyone who worships the original god, it's just a fictional story so read it as one. If you still choose to get offended make sure you keep your thoughts to yourself because idgaf 🥱

You didn't even remember the last moment you had actually laughed like this but you'd remember this one forever, as soon as he said that he was a god you started to laugh and couldn't stop, you had to move towards the couch and sit down, the laughter slowly transformed into a cry so he walked over and sat next to you. He was still thinking about the moment you had pulled him inside and kissed him passionately. It's been a long time since he had taken a lover, and he never had a human one before.

"I know it sounds unreal" he mumbled so you looked at him, your cheeks were soaked with a fresh set of tears, you had no idea what was happening to you, if you were losing your mind then this definitely was the weirdest scenario you could have created in your head.

"I'm going mental aren't I? They were right about me..I do make shit up..you're not real are you? It's probably the callback for all the times I have made fun of my mom's beliefs huh. That's it right? I'm cracking here and how" you mumbled and laughed again, the corner of his mouth curved into a small smile. The situation wasn't funny but he was amused, this is the most animated he has seen you until now, were you like this before the world ruined you with its cruelty?

"So you think I am not real darling?" His voice got deeper and he turned his body towards you, keeping his right leg on the couch as he scooted closer to you. You took a deep breath as the scent of his cologne hit you, you tried to remember the smell because Stephen said that the mind tends to associate the delusion with memories from the past. Unfortunately you came up with nothing.

"You can't be real.. it's just not possible" you said to him as your eyes teared up, you had tried to move on from the past and live your life but maybe it wasn't in the cards anymore.

"So if I do this–" he cupped your cheeks and you shivered, then he planted a soft peck on your right cheek "Is it not happening hmm?" He tilted his head and kissed the left cheek, making every cell in your body tingle with anticipation. His touch felt good and safe but maybe it felt that way because he didn't really exist, it felt good because you had made him up in your head and he wasn't a real man.

"It's not, I'm just hallucina–" before you could finish your words he had his lips on yours, the kiss was tender and slow, more romantic- less sexual and you knew deep down that you wanted him to keep going, take this further and wherever he wished to.

"Look at me darling and stop thinking for a moment okay? ..You're not making this up" he whispered between the soft kisses and your eyes teared up, what if he wasn't just your imagination? What if actually was the god? What would that even mean?

You suddenly pulled away from him and stood a few steps away from the couch, you noticed the bulge forming in his tight pants. Did Gods get erections?

"Tell me the truth, who are you?"

"I am telling you the truth since the beginning darling" Except once. He has only lied to you once.

"Nooo you're not.. when I met you and asked you if you were on the committee you said yes"

"I didn't say yes, I said something like that. Those were my exact words"

"Whyy?"

"Because I was there when they chose you to be here, they just couldn't see me" you ran your fingers through your hair as his answers only confused you.

"You said you were a musician"

"I am..it wasn't a lie, I love music, one of the greatest inventions of the mankind"

"You said you were here to explore"

"Isn't that what I am doing?"

You huffed as he said that. He had answers for everything.

"The sandalwood fragrance and the cigarette..you knew...you knew about my mom"

"Yess I did, because of your mother, I was trying to make you feel comfortable around me.. that's what I have been trying to tell you"

"Well why would you need to do that if you're such a god..can't you just enchant me or something? " you air quoted the term god and he chuckled.

"I absolutely can but that won't make you trust me, I wanted to earn it"

"Whyyyyy?" Your voice quivered as you spoke and he sighed.

"Because she prayed to me" you snickered as he said that.

"Prayed? Where were you when she killed herself" his eyes teared up as he grasped the hurt in your voice. He couldn't have helped her.

"I couldn't have saved her, the goddess of death takes what's hers. It's not my place"

"Are you being serious right now?"

"If you'd sit down and ask questions, I'll answer each and everyone of them"

You sighed and walked over to him, then you sat down on the couch again. If he was an actual god then why didn't he save her from dying?

"She worshiped you all her life"

"Does this mean you are accepting that you believe in my existence as a god?"

"I'm still on the fence" he smiled and shook his head..

"What connects you to me?" You asked him as you still didn't understand why he was there.

"Your mother"

"Because she worshiped you? Don't you have millions of them?"

"I do but I can't hear all of them"

"What do you mean?"

"I never asked to be worshiped, mortals do that on their own, they ask for money and prosperity, good health, a long life, it's hardly ever genuine" you hummed as you thought about it.

"So why did you answer her prayers?"

"Because for once in her life her prayer wasn't born out of selfishness. In her dying moments she called out to me and I could hear her. It has happened before, I have answered mortals before but it's rare, they don't actually know or understand me as much as they think they do"

You had to pinch yourself to make sure you weren't in a fever dream.

"What did she say to you?"

"She told me that her daughter has been through hell on earth and she deserves a peaceful life, she asked me to keep you in my protection forever so nothing would harm you ever again" your eyes teared up as he said that. She loved you, you never had to question that.

"She has prayed for me all her life, why was this any different from before?" He sighed as you asked him that. He knew it was coming.

"When mortals pray for their loved ones, they ask for their long healthy lives and want them safe, but it's not entirely selfless is it? Humans get emotionally and mentally hurt when their loved ones are in pain so they pray for them to never die because they know the grief would be unbearable for them to cope with, they know they'd be tormented by their memories so they pray for their closed ones to live forever, it's not unselfish entirely. Your mother was on her deathbed, she knew she won't be here to suffer anymore and it wouldn't affect her if you live or die after she's gone but she still wanted you safe. That's why I heard her, her prayers were pure in nature"

You didn't know what to say to him, a part of you believed in him but another part made you feel like a lunatic. Was it just your mind telling you what you wanted to hear?

"So you're an actual god? Where do you live?"

"Asgard, one of the realms"

"Soo all the gods are real?"

"Not all of them.. some were fabricated entirely by the mortals themselves" he chuckled and you looked at him surprised. Were you actually having a conversation with a god?

"You said something about your mother before, gods have mothers?"

"How do you think I came into existence? We are born and we die at some point, immortality isn't real, there's only one immortal goddess, the goddess of death"

"She sounds scary"

"Definitely is"

"I need someone to smack me so id know I'm not in a coma still"

"I can not do that, but there are several other things I can do to make you believe that what you're seeing and feeling at the moment is true" your face flushed at the remark. Did a god just flirt with you? Did he like you?

"Sooo have you been around me since she died?" She died a few months ago and you were still grieving, her death was what pushed you to leave everything behind and come here to live an isolated life.

"Yesss, but do not worry, I'm only around when you truly need me"

"Why did I start seeing you here? Why not before this?"

"Because you were safe out there and didn't need me before"

"So I need you now because I am alone here?" You asked him and he sighed. Maybe this was enough information for today, if he'd have told you why he was there he knew you'd want to run away and that would only make them hurt you.

"Something like that"

Your head had started pounding so you didn't ask any more questions, he told you that he was a magical being, he could disappear and reappear as he wished, he could create things and he could teleport. Of Course you didn't believe him so he showed you and that's when you passed out again.

When you woke up you thought you had imagined the whole conversation or maybe it was a vivid dream but as you stepped out you saw him in your kitchen making tea like a normal human being.

"Still here" he chuckled and you sighed. How could he be real? How come nobody knew about his actual existence?

"You look like a human" you mumbled as you stepped inside and jumped up to sit on the counter.

"Well I do apologize for that darling" he smiled and it made you smile too.

"Should I start worshiping you now?" You asked him so he walked towards you and placed his arms on either side of your thighs, the closeness made you nervous but at the same time you didn't want to push him away.

"Depends on how you want to do that love"

"Ummmm I ..I can light a candle and pray"

"That's dull..give me something original " you smiled as he said that, he tucked a strand of your hair behind your ears and kissed your forehead, you never understood before why he felt so warm and safe, he was just another man, but now you could see why.

"I adore you and if you ever want to explore me further..I'd love to worship you instead"

"Shutupp" you pressed your hand on his lips, his words made the butterflies go bananas inside you. The old you would probably flirt back but the new you couldn't even think about sex anymore without feeling the extreme hatred for all the men. Besides you were still getting used to him being an actual god. A part of you feared you'd wake up in a mental asylum someday.

"Sure miss" he stepped away and it left you feeling disappointed, you couldn't deny the fact that you were attracted to him and the feeling of the heated kiss you two shared still lingered on your lips. You wanted to get close to him but at the same time you felt repulsed by the act of sex itself.

He passed you the cup of tea and after a chit chat he left, you saw him stepping inside the house, he had told you that the house was real but it wasn't visible to anyone else but you. It was like an illusion.

"I think she believes me Minola but I can't expose the truth about you just yet, she's extremely fragile, it's too much for my little one" he mumbled as he sat down on the rocking chair and glared at the portrait, her gaze was angry and then she growled at him, her spirit jumped out to attack him but she couldn't. She wanted to get what she has always wanted but her ways never really worked, she never thought of the consequence.

"Nobody wants a bloody portrait to scream at them, why is it so hard for you to understand that you're not helping her?"

He had to put a stop on the brutality, sure he was your guardian now and could just get you out of here if he wished to do so, but he couldn't allow the people of the Island to take more innocent victims like you. Maybe for once he could act selfless as well.

As the night arrived he heard the screams and his eyes teared up. It pierced his heart every night because they weren't the howls of the mountain like he had made you believe. They belonged to you.

The screams you heard every night at the Slumber Island belonged to you only.

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hanniejji · 3 years ago

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Angst time💪 🙄 I had a similar dream like this so anyway.

This is au where their parents are alive and clan is still up. So Kazuha is the oldest so he would probably have to take his father's duties, and he doesn't need a lover...but Maple....well. Clan wasn't in a best condition let's say, so their parents had to make a deal with other known clan in inazuma. The caln had a kid similar age to Maple, so they decided that it would be good for both clans to have them together. ( maple is older here btw) Maple didn't really like that idea, neither Kazuha but their father told kazuha not to worry and to stay out of it. Maple had a lot of fights with their father, their mom didn't like the idea either, but thats all they can do to try to save the clan at the moment. Maple hated this, and would cry in their room because 1st they hate fighting with father, 2nd they hated that idea and 3rd they couldn't really do anything about it. Not only that, but Maple and that other person (the one Maple have to marry) hated each other.

One day their parents had a news for Kazuha and Maple, especially for Maple. They said that Maple will marry that person. Well.... things got a little complicated (bc why not 🥱). Let's say that Kazuha wasn't having it ( and maple too). Kazuha couldn't just stand there and watch his beloved sibling that he promised to protect suffer. (Nu-uh Kazuha is a badass 💪) They started an argument.

Kazubadass: "Father you can't just do that whitout talking to Maple first!"

Father👎:"Kazuha, i understand that you are upset but stay out if this, this is with me and (Name)-"

K: "Don't you see that 'Name' (when he uses Maple's real name yk something is bad💔) doesn't want this?! They hate it and you can see it but you choose to ignore it like always!"

Mom( we love mama kazuha): "L-lets calm down everyone, I'm sure we can talk about it in a more... calm way."

They were still arguing till they heard door shut with loud noise. Maple run to their room.

Father: * sigh* " 'Name' get back here-"

Kazuha: "Leave them alone, i believe you are the last person they want to see." Kazuha said angrily, and left to follow Maple.

Yeah dunno if i should continue, its pretty long anyways(?). Ya forgive me for grammar mistakes english isn't my first language 🧍‍♀️ Love yall

-🍑

clan head kazuha is kinda giving me tingles ehehe just imagining things yes don't mind me :D

these types of troupes are so frustrating too! maple knows that what their father is doing is going to benefit the clan, but can you really blame them for getting mad? a big part of their life in the future is being taken from them, it's only normal that they feel anger, right?

and if maple gets upset, so does kazuha.

he understands that this is important for the clan, but he also understands that this is important for maple. and for his father to tell him to "stay out of it"? oh no, he's going to do everything but that. he's going to do everything in his whole fucking body to show that he is against this.

papa kaedehara better stop being stupid or else he'll get the kazuha glare forever >:(

yet it's frustrating because at the end of the day, kazuha's not yet the head of the clan and he can't have the final voice in it. he can only express his anger towards hi father and that unworthy person he chose for maple. he knows that maple and this person don't get well together, so he makes sure that he's always ready to intervene and let this person know that if they ever lay a hand on a single piece of hair on maple, that he'll be met with the speed of a thousand winds that will surely throw him off a cliff. or maybe he wants to meet the sword itching to be unsheated from kazuha's scabbard?

surely it won't be murder if he disguised it with the weather, right?...

but what kazuha focus mostly is maple themselves. he makes sure to be there for them after every meetings with the clan or after they spent a hellish time with their betrothed. he listens to their rants, buys them their comfort food, just anything only the best big brother would do for his only sibling 🥺

#maple.ask #asks #nonnie #🍑.hive

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moved2usagiiboo · 3 years ago

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I feel like despite Mitsuya being an absolute sweetheart, he has a secret side, like hear me out.

I feel like Mitsuya has a FILTHY mouth, absolutely disgusting. Not just sexually, nono, this man will say the most horrid things to and about a person when he's upset.

He's totally got in trouble for his mouth by his mom and teachers before, so he tries his best to keep it under check but sometimes people just piss him off.

For sure, has made Peh-yah cry because he pissed Mitsuya off, in public too….

Draken had to step in and tell Mitsuya to walk it off.

After that all of Toman agreed to never piss off Mitsuya, he's scary asf, idc.

It's always the calm ones that scare me. He could curse me out and I'd still look at him with heart eyes

Now he sticks to petty attacks and potshots. You can't tell me this dude isn't petty as shit, he probably doesn't even to say half the shit he does but if he's angry he can't stop it.

Definitely the type to grumble insults under his breath, he'll most times walk away from an argument. He'll stress clean or stress sew and grumble all the things he wanted to say during the argument.

I think he can be pretty mean too, like a complete jack ass. He has a lot of patience and tolerates a decent amount of bullshit, but a person can only take so much. I don't think he'll curse a person out directly like Draken or Baji would but he would do other shit like "accidentally" step on your shoes or bump your shoulder.

You can't even tell he's mad because he'll apologize with a smile. That award winning smile 😢

He's for sure manipulative in a good way. Since he has sisters, young ones at that, he has to think of creative ways to get them to shower or eat their veggies. King manipulator right there ✊🏿

Break downs aren't a thing for him, he just buries himself in his work and responsibilities before ultimately crashing. He probably got himself sick by overworking himself, he can be a dumbass 🥱

He has the meanest glare bro? Like, if he ever glares at you, turn your ass around the other way and leave the country.

Like, the nicest person in Toman, besides Draken's baby mama (Takemitchi), and you managed to piss him off? Just.. depart bro. Deadass

If Mitsuya hates you, it's for good reason. Therefore, if Mitsuya hates you, everyone does ✊🏿

YOU CANT TELL ME THAT HE DOESN'T GIVE YOU A DISGUSTING LOOK WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID

Mikey: Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?

Takemitchi: That's what I thought?

Draken: Pretty sure that's not right

Mitsuya:

Homie will look up from whatever he's doing and give you a NASTY look.

Anyways thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

(Side note, I've been so inactive recently and I hate it. I've just been so busy with college and adjusting to the move, I'm working on a few stories now that I can hopefully get out to you guys. ILY 💘)

#Tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers #fluff #mitsuya x reader #tokyo revengers mitsuya #takashi mitsuya #mitsuya scenarios #mitsuya hcs #mitsuya

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chrisevansluv · 3 years ago

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Girl I'm not trying to be rude but ofc people will unfollow you look at the asks you post. I mean was it necessary to talk about some girl trolling on instagram?🙄How many girls comment 'daddy' & 'the father of my child' on his posts? just go to the post he has with his mom and look at the comments, it's full of creepy girls straight up objectifying & sexualizing him .🤦🏾‍♀️ Y'all are stressing everybody out w this shit. I'm tired of going on Chris blogs and reading about Sarah Temima, Selena Gomez, Floriana Lima, Jenny Slate, Lilly James, random fans, random girls he follows or likes their pictures,😴🥱 EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. ..when will it ever stop??😫 Y'all are so annoying honestly. I'm unfollowing every blog that does that because y'all are toxic & negative & that's not a community I'd like to be part of. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Y'all can keep that negative energy amongst yourselves, I'm good.🤷🏾‍♀️ Bye 💀

That girl has been around for months, being a new Snowmarti type. We know she's trolling and nobody was worried about her lol We were just talking about it and laughing of it. And yes, if that type of stuff stresses you out, the best was to unfollow me

But I can't say you weren't warned about my type of posts when it's literally on the pinned post.

Anyway, hope you find a blog you feel comfortable with

#cevansluv #anon

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jdmainman123 · 3 years ago

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Should I write the love letter now listen this white hair girl? Yacht fish here #report I really appreciate you showing up here after being born black? Almost asking for it with your skin? Seems like the attack only landed on skin and b*******? Meanwhile they're making me sicker to stick a black skinnier next to me so my dick doesn't get hard enough so I can sneak off to the side and pull out my dick in front of a white skin girl and she can't refuse but put her mouth on it? No words askseedent is out the window IT REALLY PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON I CAN'T THROW A PUNCH WHETHER I'M IN HANDCUFFS AND I CAN'T GET MY DICK HARD ENOUGH TO FLASH IT IN FRONT OF A WHITE SKIN GIRL WHICH HAS WORKED IN THE PAST SHE FELL TO HER KNEES AND COULDN'T RESIST THE BIG ASS BALLOON?

But more importantly I admire the black girl told me one thing I'll never forget she was suicidal and coming to me giving me everything she had could remember and chances in hope that she would have been killed that day?

And and the story is truth I was raised by all black and white women? And I as a boy till 15 years old thought the white hair girl was the hero was the strongest one? And it brings us back to the statement? When you're only hero IT'S NOT A HERO ANYMORE TURNS OUT SHE WASN'T THE STRONG ONE SHE WAS JUST A SMART PERSON

But for you to have demonstrated they took the walk in and walk out Mom leaves dad covid away from you girls and I understand that? Then the second thing they did was took away you walking away from us with your back's turn to us and shaking your tiny heads and making her dicks hard? It's a very sexy dance you guys do outside

And I love the fact of what you white hair girls did here today showed no mercy and no justice and showing me this face outside when forced in handcuffs to come up here and try and attack me? Although my jokes were any act? I've been world trained and also for you dead sons to know the lethal weapon was me against the girls? I'm about to take off my bikini and walk around this airport hallway just to show my thighs and to show my shirt on over the underwear under my bikinis

But the example these white hair girls showed me I couldn't be more thankful the problem is over 50% of your sisters are missing and I'm very worried and concerned? My only concern when I was in these dead white trash family cities that were the death of white privilege? WAS THEY WERE MISSING THE LITTLE BROTHERS MISSING THE LITTLE BOYS NEXT IN THE WHITE HAIR WHITE SKIN BOYS AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT BE MORE DISTURBED? WE CONTRIBUTED TO A BEHEADING ON REDDIT? THEY WANTED TO SET ME UP? And they would escort the girls? By like 10 men so they couldn't do that little thing where they walk past you and walk back pack back past you? The statement the girls gave me for my sunrise was the worst satellite covid is the boys threatening to get away with murder? And that the girls came up with walk past them and then walk back past them? And it was all thrown out of the window when the covid of the girls satellite says she says outside? And she starts shaking her little head walking away from us and it's the sexiest thing ever to see her yell curse words at the sky

But I want to thank you white hair girls for doing your best? And again they couldn't stop your sexy because the new covid you guys got for me is dope and better than ever it shows a real side? A real mother? A real winner? 🥱🥱🥱🥱 The board face is a classic face if you can't have a girl smile you don't want her angry face because it didn't work all it did was trigger me to say maybe she should wash her p****? I guarantee when she walks away the oil is going to fall out you know the black skin dick in her p**** it's going to fall out all the oil is going to fall out on the floor so they had to rethink how they would address me? But I love the new tone and it really puts the heroism back into the white hair girl the mother that I've always known THE BORED FACE THE FACE OF I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE HERE? AND FORGIVE ME AND FORGET ME IF MY DICK STILL GETS HARD AND THE TRUTH AND HONESTY OF HER WALKING BY ME AND SHOWING THE FACE THAT I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE HERE IT'S NOT A PLACE FOR ME IT'S TOO DANGEROUS BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY IT'S REALLY BORING 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

So I figured since I had it on my mind to write you guys a letter for The last 5 years they've been trying to use the white hair girls to attack me my guess these cities ran out of black hair white skin girls? AND IT'S A TRUE TESTAMENT IN A TRUE STATEMENT TO HOW MUCH WE DON'T NEED THESE CITIES? I GREW UP IN CITIES WHERE I WAS BABYSITTING THE INNOCENT LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS AND THE LOVE THAT THEY SHARED TOGETHER HOLDING HANDS WALKING BY IS UNDENIABLY THE BEST LOVE STORY

So I figured I would get what's off my mind and show the appreciative of the hundred or the 1,000 white hair girls walking in this airport as an example going home changing their clothes and coming back and almost changing their clothes for Daddy showing me a better outfit? And again we can't help but notice the new covid that they can't stop of the board face this place is boring? And to reassure your call Boston's blood was spread all over Chicago the same 60 days we immediately transferred over there to get a real statement from a real city? SATELLITE MAKER IS BORING IS WHAT THE STATEMENT WAS AND THEN IT WAS ALL OUT WARFARE AFTER THE GIRLS DECLARED SATELLITE MAKER IS BORING SO I REALLY APPRECIATE THE NEW COVID OF THE GIRLS AND I'M SORRY GIRLS WE HAD TO MEET ON THESE TERMS? AND I'M REALLY WORRIED LOOKING FOR YOUR LITTLE WHITE HAIR WHITE SKIN BROTHERS AS WE SPEAK TO SAVE THEM? AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE DISTURBING THAN THIS SATELLITE MAKER ONLY INTENTIONS CALLING BLACK MASS JUSTICE AND TRYING TO ATTACK ME WITH WHITE HAIR WHITE SKIN GIRL SKIN? EVEN AFTER SHE GOT UP FROM THE AIRPORT SEAT AND CANCER OR OIL LEAKED OUT FROM HER VAGINA RIGHT ONTO THE SEAT? WHAT SEEMS TO BE FRECKLES OR TATTOO INK?

But it shows how low your satellite maker has sunk to try and hurt my feelings with white hair white skin girls? And if you boys are watching right now I need you to wave at the satellite it's your worst f****** day? To have followed this black skin man into this day and be caught on my satellite outside?

And I'm sorry white hair girls that your sisters are not here joining you that your white hair white skin brothers are not here joining you? If it makes you feel better we saw the face of all the boys born sick and black hair white son fat ass face lost his Beach House lost his daughter because identifying with the same covid as that little black skin girl angry at me because she can't come to my beach they're identical to the black skin old grandma who's just angry that I brought her outside

So have no fear put our love and trust in our love and savior goldson HE'S ALWAYS BEEN MY LORD AND SAVIOR HE'S BEEN MY LITTLE BOY MY LITTLE STRONGHOLD? And let's kill all the black hair white skin boys oh let's start with the fat black hair white skin boys they are as nasty as the fat 200 lb 300 lb woman the one with just jizz dripping out of her p**** they are nasty but they are direct reflection of why we called black mass justice? And we think it's a real great thing satellite maker did provide enough to any act and showing us how easy these boys can be tricked and how easy it was TO IDENTIFY WITH THE REAL PROBLEM IS THE FAT BLACK HAIR WHITE SUN'S COVID HE'S A N***** IN WAITING ALMOST A DIRECT REFLECTION OF THE BLACK SKIN MAN'S SON HIMSELF?

And yes girls were trying to keep the white hair white skin boys away from the Black skin Man kidnapping them? We can't help but notice all the boys had fathers? And none of the girls had fathers it's a real concern of ours and we are working on keeping the white hair white skin boys safe from this f****** n***** and satellite integration telling us that the white hair white skin boys agree with the black skin man outside

Oh you kiss my ass

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st4rb3rries · 2 years ago

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the main 4 meeting you for the first time

pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (all aged up 17-18)

summary; reactions and meeting you

warnings; cussing and suggestive language

a/n; hopefully you guys understand the kyle and stan one😭

how kyle and stan met you:

you met them senior year. they saw your fine ass in class and were like "gawd dayum 😍😍🔥❤️" NAH JK kyle and stan secretly talked shit about you because you were the smartest in class. (they haven't even talked to you once) it was mostly kyle because he was jealous of your academic intelligence.

kyle: "who does she think she is acting like a goody two shoes and she shouldn't even be talking with that big ass forehead her calculations aren't even correct dude i'm totally way smarter than y/n🙄"

stan: "ong bruh like her forehead is bigger than my relationship with my dad😭 and no one can outsmart my super best friend dude🤨"

y/n: ....

like y'all sit close by each other in class and they still have the audacity to talk shit😭. they weren't even slick either you could clearly hear them but they thought you couldn't.

but one day things changed. they were struggling in algebra so you decided to help them. out of the kindness of your heart? no. the teacher told you to help them. this was the moment that would change everything.

y/n: "hi do you need some help it looks like you guys are struggling"

kyle: "no were fine we don't need your help"

stan: "yeah dude you can go away, kyle is way smarter than you we don't need you"

kyle: "yeah that's right i'm smarter than you punk so you can go away now🤓"

y/n: "ok kyle why did you pick 'd' instead of 'c' for number 1🥱"

kyle: "WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS D HOW COU-"

stan: "DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US FAIL"

y/n: "ah look at that so you need my help after all"

stan and kyle: "smart ass"

y/n: "what was that hm?"

kyle: "smart class"

stan: "y-yeah we have a smart class😇"

y/n: "i know you guys talk shit about me don't think your so slick"

stan and kyle: 😮😮

they stopped talking bad about you. since you found out you started "helping" them more and they both started getting to know you better. even though they still had their attitude. and with all that helping there formed a friendship<3.

how cartman and kenny met you:

you also met them senior year. you however only met them because you decided to ditch class and do your business under the bleachers. both of them have seen you in class and they know your smart. they just didn't really care about you though.

*you walk over to the bleachers*

cartman: "oh shit teachers, RUN KENNY'

y/n: "im not a teacher wtf😭 "

they got scared there for a minute. but they weren't anymore until they recognized your annoying voice. cartman and kenny also thought you would never ditch class because your so smart🤨. (they were generally surprised)

cartman: "sorry there's no nerdy bitches allowed😘"

kenny: "you can be my nerdy bitch😏"

y/n: "and that's why your moms should've swallowed both of you when she had the chance."

cartman: 😮

kenny: "HAHAHAH" *bros tryna get into them baggy jeans💀*

cartman: "what the hell are you even doing here"

y/n: "no what are you doing here🤨"

cartman: "ditching class duh you dumb slut🙄"

y/n: "ok tubby well i need both of you to leave"

kenny: "why🥹"

y/n: "don't worry about it"

kenny: "YES MA'AM😍"

unfortunately they stayed because they're nosy as hell. anyways after they both saw you make money by doing peoples homework. they had mad respect for you. cartman was even a bit jealous that you came up with so much money. kenny on the other hand was wondering if you provide other types of services🤔.

cartman: " here y/n take this why don't we talk for a bit"

y/n: "are these crushed up smarties🤨"

kenny: "ya you can smoke em' or snort em' "

y/n: "y'all can't afford the real stuff💀?"

cartman: "so about your services, i'd like to be your manager i can make you stronger and smarter"

y/n: "do you have a gpa of 4.0"

kenny: "does 2.8 count"

cartman: "kenny stfu im tryna make us some money here"

cartman: "anyways so-"

after talking with them you agreed. but little did know that agreement was gonna be a long one. both of them truly admired your hard work and at some point it wasn't about the money. they really just liked hanging out with you😭.

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