#My lmk motto is ''never love or trust anything''
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hello iām arriving to the party an entire day late and this is Not Surprising at All to anybody who knows me slightly well because iām late to everything. said late writer is ya boy , felixĀ ! iām 20, i use he / him pronouns, annnd you donāt wanna know about me, you want to know about actual Nerd incarnate , yongbin .
his stats are here , Ā bio is being rewritten because my dumbass deleted it from my drive , and all i have left to say is that you can like this if you want me to message you on here or discordĀ to plot instead, since iām usually faster on there ā¦ usually ā¦
note: talks of surgery / birth defects, Ā & Ā kinda nsfw
ā¦ felix. / 20. / gmt. / he/him. ā¦ woah ! tell me i did not just see cho yong bin walk past us, theyāre the child of the cho family right ? theyāre twenty three now, so i wonder if theyāre here training to become an anarchist hacker. i heard theyāre really intuitive & vexatious, so iād say stay away from them unless you really wanna try your luck. no wonder theyāre so notorious though, with the face of byun baekhyunĀ iād be interested in them as well. anyway, back to what i was saying. - yongbin, pain in the ass, and his most common sobriquet, zero ( nameās inspired by binary code btw ) , was a self taught anarchist hacker , but he sure as hell hasnāt been doing it for free all this time. heās immensely adept and writes concise code and thoroughly enjoys annoying people and wreaking havoc in that precise order.
- hacker is kind of a blanket term, binās speciality was in blackmail, identity theft, exploiting vulnerabilities in various networks and systems, and causing all sorts of chaos online. when he was younger and before he was intimately familiar with the academy, he offered out his services to online rebel groups ( both good and bad ) and wasnāt officially apart of any system or group.
- this was subject to change a few years later when he was caught out on a slight mistake tracing back to his ip, assessed by an official representative of the school, who was impressed by his abilities and offered him an ultimatum: to join the academy or go to a detention camp.
- behind the screen bin was born with a pretty serious congenital heart defect. he needed surgery to survive, if only temporarily. every ten years or so, heād have to do the same, with more or less no guarantee that they would all be successful. ( i would like to think that when he joined the academy some sort of technology maestro has helped him w / his respiratory issues so lmk if thereās a potential plot link there )
- bin is also an orphan who went through a very jaded system . he never knew his parents and frankly doesnāt care to know them, but little does he know that they have been tracing him from birth and were the sole reason why he got his place in the first place, ultimately unable to take care of him when their careers, both arms dealers, were too dangerous for a kid. his craft and experiences with life has made him instinctively cynical about his parentsā generation so like.. trusting an institution full of teachers their age was not and would never have been an āidealā for him.Ā
- his part time job used to be at a pc repair shop and he liked working there a lot, most people would question why heād ultimately then go on to ruin a life he was happy with just to constantly risk getting into trouble. yongbinās answer ? Because heās Chaotic Neutral Thats Why
- socially, surprisingly unlike how most hackers are portrayed as nerds w sellotape on their glasses n a pocket protector ( he has a pocket protector but thats besides the point ) zero is outgoing in school and onwards, liked seeing what other people were interested in, pushing boundaries and keeping up with his friends just by listening and absorbing information.
- he isnāt exactly well liked, because his brain to mouth filter malfunctioned a lot of times which caused friction, But he definitely knows how to make and maintain friendships if you can handle him vanishing off the face of the earth and replying to your text from two weeks ago at 4 am like wyd
PERSONALITY
- zeroās life has mostly been not very fun, and he definitely realises this, but heās not really the type to sit around and cry about it. mostly, he tries to take it with a stiff upper lip and a good sense of humour. heās snarky and dry and enjoys getting into cyber-wars with other comp nerds in his limited friendship group. he definitely also enjoys sending lil viruses to other ppl in hearst just to let you know just how much your firewall sucks
- heās got a real bad habit of getting wayyy in over his head with things. heās like, a lil bit of a troublemaker ā a back-talking, muttering under his breath, sneaking into places he shouldnāt, kind of troublemaker, but nothing too offensive. however, he sometimes gets into Actual Trouble because he makes the worldās worst choices and follows the worldās worst peopleās advice. his personal motto is, āoh fuck. why?ā
- he can be affectionate and immensely appreciative of anyone whoās genuinely kind toward him, even if his pride wonāt let him come right out and say so. heās p creative and resourceful ā definitely can think you out of a pinch, even if heās not so great at solving his own shit.
- friend wise, heās attentive and thoughtful; sharp as a tack, funny as anything, and would totally rather help you out with your problems than get into deep discussions about his because opening that big ol book of issues is not gonna be fun for Anybody - romantically heās inwardly pansexual for a long while but to people around him that probably.. wouldnāt be that big of a surprise. donāt talk to him about real love though he really is a computer machine with 0 emotions in that realm
tinie headcanon list because ive been slowly gathering them in my head for Days
- Ā has a handful of piercings on his ears , but the one heās known for most is his labret piercing
- has a chameleon called cookie and donates to a dog shelter wherein his favourite stray dog ( known as flash ) lives. and yes heās naming them after computer terms. no he wont Reconsider
- proud owner of 1 terabyte of hentai stored on his external hard drive that heād gladly d*e for n is not ashamed of it in the slightest this zone is kink shame free !!!!
- loves to go exploring around the grimier parts of the academy and places you rlly wouldnāt expect him to be to clear his mind. abandoned classrooms, warehouses, etc.
- talk to him about conspiracy theories about alien life forms for a friend
- has absolutely awful hand eye co-ordination despite it playing in to a big part of their training so just know heās probably dying first, or just teach him to throw a punch and not somehow hurt himself ? Blease
- sticks his tongue out while heās hacking or doing anything that requires concentration. canāt multi-task and will ignore everything in his general surroundings to give 110 percent to whatever heās doing.
- is a scorpio so sorry u cant trust anything he says i dont make the rules the astrological gods do
thatās all iāve got up to now and i hope this gives you a bit of background into what heās about. i think iāll finish here before i write more trash so [ hacker voice ] im out
#hearst.intro#now to completely revamp my theme bc its ugly#this is also embarrassinglyĀ long#hnyways#we in this bitch.. finna get crunk !
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