#My kid smokes?! How so?!
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the morning (afternoon?) after this messy stunt. Floyd got off too easy in my opinion, but it's hard for Les to stay mad at him when he makes those sad pouting faces... 🤦
If you think Floyd's being really dumb at the start of this comic before getting a reality check, you have to take into account that he's madly lovesick and was feeling very smug atm; he's also a 15yo pop troll who thinks making out with someone means they're together now; and he assumed Les's sour mood was entirely the result of a nasty hangover...
P.S. They forgot about Hed lol (I almost forgot about him too, drew him just before posting lmao)
#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls floyd#trolls oc#les#hed#ex bandmates#my art#pop trolls curse in their kid friendly lingo but rock trolls curse normal-style#it's just facts#i don't think les is being honest about how much what floyd pulled really upset him#he is a victim of much abuse growing up and some shit fucks him up more than the regular person#but he also knows floyd had no malicious intent and is just a kid#so he rather bottles it up to not upset both of them even more#amazing coping and communication skills this one 🤙#he is trying his best tho#i can't tell if you guys can tell but he's basking in the sun in that one panel#trolls comic#this was a really fun way to explore les's character and their dynamic#also les and hed's dynamic#trigger warnings:#tw alcohol#tw smoking#les gives life advice then offers cigarettes uwu#also you know this dude's hair smells horrible if he stores cigarettes and koosh in there ksjfbsdkc
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he also means it gay
#spider man: across the spider verse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#dont smoke kids#do you understand. how much i love them#theyre so love each other............#im inordinately proud of hobie's face here too#i think slash hope it looks pretty close to canon#peter tho.. im making him cute bc i want him to be#hes got curls hes got scars hes got bust what more could you want (hobie wants to kiss him)#if tumblr censors me bc i say bust i will perhaps do murder#i cant be funny on my own so ill just rely on memes i guess lol#cw smoking#forgot that oops
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#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#fantaken#u know how witches have cats and whatnot as their lil helpers and magical mascots. he would be my chosen magical companion#he’s so 💕💕💘💘💕💘💕💘💕💕😟🙂↕️🙂↕️#i feel like if i stepped on him glittery smoke would form all over the air#resonating with runners the way im deeper and deeper im thinking and crying#like i just fell to my knees cause i can’t hold the floof
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i desperately wish gw2 had more food-centric lore. i think about asura food more than is probably particularly reasonable. they're sort of implied to like molecular gastronomy in the lvl500 chef quests which is fitting and makes sense, but surely not every asura is eating bespoke Pea Spheres day in and day out right? i think my favorite angle on them is a sort of 50s-80s american-esque food style where there's a huge emphasis on things being Convenient and Scientific, so you'd get a lot of absolute slop tv dinners and canned items that have labels boasting how they were nutritionally fortified and contained your day's complete vitamin intakes and so on. a lot of jellied things. i do also fully believe they would have + eat soylent.
#my stuff#gw2 asura#asura#plex getting through his day on 2 cups of coffee 1 cup of liquid IV and a Breakfast Bar#goes home and has a kid cuisine.#idk how to explain but asura and like 50s-80s design and culture notions just go hand in hand to me#i want to see them working in little wood paneled cubicles ok#just brazenly smoking at work while typing on an unnecessarily clunky interface#inquest superior calls you into her office. every wall is a mirror. its triangle shaped for no reason. she is wearing shoulder pads.#i just want that 'lower levels of portal 2' energy maybe#(i think this thought started when i was replaying a bug in the system and noticed their offices have SO many potted palm trees)#(i was looking at those plus the neon lights and going like Hmmmm...Miami while being chased by 9458309 plague beetles)#these tags are really rambling on sorry LOLLL
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The thing that makes me insane about Dick and Jason specifically is that they were both only children. They had to learn how to be brothers together. They went from strangers to friends to brothers in my mind. The original batsiblings.
#my dc posting#dc#batfamily#jason todd#nightwing#red hood#jaybin#discowing#dick grayson#dick had to learn how to big brother from somewhere#but my favourite interpretation is that he was wildly different w jason from the rest of the kids#rest of em? he knows how to do this. he knows this game already#jason? was a stranger. took his name. firs tmet him as robin. they both had to get to know each other. and they were only children previous#y!!!#so i like to imagine dick was way... wilder? with jason. not like he becomes a stick in the mud w the later batkids but-#Smoke and Comfort by 100GoldenUrns#is how i imagine them#and the point is dick was Not doing drugs w tim or cass or damian
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I get more ooc every day but like,, erasermic smokes? Hm? Maybe shouta is less ashamed, he's not at the point where he smokes a pack a day, but it's something he knows he relies on. Hizashi however, hates the idea of anyone finding out because that means he has a problem that requires something like nicotine.
#my hero academia#mha#bnha#aizawa shouta#erasermic#yamada hizashi#maybe shouta knows but he thinks hizashi quit?#or he knows but doesent know how to approach it#shou knows his husband hides things#and no matter how hard he tries#hizashi hates opening up#to anyone#so the ciggs serve as a stress releif#and like one of the kids#maybe#hitoshi#finds him on a smoke break#nedzu knows
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Gott ist tot.
#...do you know?#god-ish#pinocchiop#hatsune miku#vocaloid#tw/ smoking#i genuinely don't know how to tag this i think i'm lost#alright let me explain#i've known of a couple vocaloid producers for a while now from playing the caligula games#but it wasn't until i started playing bandori last october that i kinda fell down a hole lmao???#don't get me wrong i still know very little about vocaloid HOWEVER i'm a big fan of the covers#anyway my favourite bandori band covered god-ish and i fell down the rabbit hole listening to covers lol#ras and hibari watarai's covers are my favourite :)#ado (obviously) and cocolu genjin's are also good though#man listening to japanese music used to be so easy... i couldn't get distracted trying to sing along bc i don't speak the language#but y'know when i hear a song enough times i'm gonna want to sing along... even if it's a different language#so now listening to japanese music IS distracting while i'm working...#but i'm still gonna do it you can't stop me#also that's definitely how smoke works trust me i looked at pictures (no i didn't)#my favourite thing about people covering vocaloid songs is when they commission artists to draw their avatars in the same style-#-as the original art :) very fun to look at and also lowkey inspiring#kas vocaloid oc when...? just kidding#...maybe#UHH ANYWAY BYE FOR NOW#my art
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watched the 2004 punisher movie yesterday with pixie and honestly i had fun 👍 some stuff was good some stuff was eh some completely irrelevant stuff made me mildly annoyed. but most of all it was funny and they had frank hang around with his tits out for multiple scenes so i mean how could i not have a great time tbh
#marvel#frank castle#the punisher#its also the movie that has the frame that i found like. on a wiki or something? and that pushed me down the punisher rabbithole#maybe im insane but i REALLY liked how frank looked in that movie. lost. confused. profoundly sad. bare chest glistening with sweat#whats not to like honestly. i also felt incredibly bad for thinking this the entire movie because im actually going. a little insane#like lately i just feel generally bad for liking frank in that way at all. as in both romantic and sexual. just. im sorry frank really#so the entire movie id hide my face in my hands every couple of minutes going 'oh god hes so hot im so sorry hes so hot im sorry'#what the fuck is this kid doing#anyway the thing i also liked on a more serious note was that the death of maria and his son was dragged out#because it like. like it kept going. and going. and with every second we both just felt this sense of like. dread and helplessness yk#like you KNOW theyre going to die anyway. and yet you watch them struggle and. its such a specific emotion#my least favorite horror story from a book i had invoked the same emotion in me but worse#and it was called sth like 'the torture of hope' so like. thats the best description i can give#also the thing that annoyed me for no reason was joan being blonde. why is she BLONDEEEEE#SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE MARIA LIGHT THIS IS SO. STUPID#also poor third neighbour but i assume in this movie he had the same role as in the comic (none) because its the 2004 one#i liked daves vibe. seemed like the type of guy my friend karol would have us smoke weed with on her birthday#and also he was just like me fr
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i think if you think someone is a bad person simply because they view/portray a character differently than you do, you need to take your ass outside and talk to real people. this is ESPECIALLY true when yall know that you're almost entirely projecting who YOU are as in individual onto these characters. you cannot expect people to portray a character as you with better hair-- none of us know each other. we're all strangers. your story- the one you use to try and force parallels with your fave- is nonexistent as far as the next person is concerned.
im not saying there's anything wrong with projecting on to your faves. TONS of people do it-- which is why, you're not always going to find people who view the character the exact same way you want them to. because their projection looks different from your projection.
if you want a character to be portrayed exactly like you want them to, if you want a character that shares your likeness (whatever that means to you) create your own original character. no one can "take that away from you" because it's your own creation and you dictate what's true or not.
everything else is all entirely up to the individual's interpretation that's consuming the media, same as you.
#i get so tired of people arguing about HEADCANONS#they're headcanons for a reason#idk when fandom became this thing where if you decide you don't like canon you can completely disregard it#then argue people down or shade fellow fans when they dont follow suit.#it's esp crazy when your headcanons are so niche that it's almost entirely unique to you and you're out for blood bc it's not widespread#that's like me believing for the last 3 years that aizawa gave up smokin when he was younger then picked up a bad sweets habit in it's plac#then me seeing someone write a fic or draw a comic where he's smoking a cigarette and turns his nose up at cake#or me getting mad because other fans dont headcanon him as half-brazilian#fuck i look like harassing people because they don't follow MY MADE UP LORE????#he's NOT my character!#i dont care how attached i am to him and how much time i've spent developing him as a character on my own#i can however dictate the facts about kenji or arika or maria or hiro or edna and so on#because those ARE my characters#god... i bet i would've hated having to play in the sandbox with some of yall as kids
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i’m so pissed off at my older brother and i know i shouldn’t be
#we got into another fight#because his bf said smth about him having to be carried out on a stretcher because of alcohol#and i’m not a prude-i’m not one of those ppl who is gonna tell you what to do#but it scares the fuck out of me when he tells me about how much he’s drinking and stuff#i fucking watched a kid almost die of alcohol poisoning in my lawn (and i’ve done stupid shit too with him and regretted it)#i’m so fucking scared of that happening#and i won’t be there#he smokes now too apparently because my parents are tense#it just scares the shit out of me#because i don’t know what’s going to happen and im tired of tearing our relationship because of this#vent#tw alcohol
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Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...
#ace if he was born with his mother's hair but without freckles.......#this 3d intro... damn they spent their coins here but didnt age that well xd#i love how there is nearly a movie for every character that joins since usopp.... sanji got the last one. chopper has one i havent seen#and robin now.... i mean its not their movie but you know what i mean#zoro and nami on the same wavelength i miss you.... my fag and hag sisters....#robin old design i miss you.... her and nami look so different.... not like now....#I MISS CHOPPER OLD DESIGN HE LOOKS SO SILLY!!!#the goofy scenes are too good..... 'luffy what are you doing''nothing just a fight' 'okay dont get lost'#also sanji with robin and nami while the others fight... the girls AND sanji#this guy looks like ace with his kinds long middle part hair and eyes.... and luffy likes seeing hum fight#i am seeing things where there are non but my beautiful not dead yet wife keeps haunting me once again#seeing luffy talk about how if he dies fighting to be pirate king then so be it and like HE DID!!!! AND THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM!!#kids with guns TUN TUN kids with guns TUN TUN#robin made a gigantesco mano.... this was visionary#ROBIN giving back the gun to the child so he shoots luffy and he can bounce it back.... luffy enabler num 1.#nami threatening a child with zoros sword.... i needed this so bad.#shryer.... your drip too hard.... your swag too different.... your smoke too hot.... they will kill you#NOOOOOOO the clone of my beautiful dead wife died just like him.... face down...#the old man is dying and zoro knows....#shryer is alive who woulda thot.....#'be serious' 'im always serious... didnt i get out?' this is him. omg#sanji with the cooking hacks for the fight.... i am sure of it... also sanji spy come back to me....#THE BOY IS THE SISTER??? AND THE OLD MAN AND ACE CLONE ARE BLOWN UP???#it is flour lmao they got their ideas from the fight with crocodile#everyone is alive and well 👍🏻including the hat#that was kinda beautiful with that plot twist and everyone wanting to live and all....#nami strangling zoro!!!! more!!!#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies
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The writers of oniisama e failing to understand how drugs, illnesses, or human proportions work but understanding unrequited high school lesbian crushes on a deep and fundamental level:
#she CRUNCHES the painkillers??? like she munches on them#look i'm not a drugs person. i don't even smoke weed. i had 2 beers and then went to sleep last week and that's the extent of my partying#in high school i was a little christian nerd with a bad haircut i never got invited to anything interesting#a girl once confessed her love to me and i just thought that's what friends said so i told her i loved her too#hailey if you're out there i hope you met a nice lesbian who understood social cues#btw the only obvious gay kid got taken out of my school and i wouldn't understand i was also gay until i was 19#anyway what i'm saying is i don't have experience with drugs but i'm pretty sure that's not how you do them
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The blue jays have started building a nest that's right next to my balcony and I see them perfectly from my usual seat!
#i hope ill get to see some babies blue jay#but anyways its a blessing whenever they come on my balcony or when i can just see them#the back alley of my appartment is basically my backyard ok ive decided that#anyways theres a bunch of trees (AND MORE IMPORTANTLY RIGHT ACROSS FROM MY BEDROOMS WINDOW IS A LILAC TREE)#i cant even begin to explain how awesome that is to me#anyways ive been feeding the birds sporadically since living here and my downstairs neighbours have as well#so theres lots of city wild life#also the water is pretty close by i suppose that helps!#i forget i live in a “green” part of the city#le saint laurent est juste a côté#cant wait to go smoke by the fleuve during the summer#also fun Winter lore : when i was a kid i used to always call Montreal “pays pas beau” (ugly country)#i would say that everywhere i went that had no/little trees 😭😭😭😭
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Where’s that Ninjago sin post I’ve come to accept that my Ninjago sin is wrath and it’s wrath over the flanderisation of Kai Ninjago seriously I cannot shut up abt him it is an issue
#I’m so sorry Ninjago fans who do this like y’all do what you want#but in my heart a rabid little dog wants to bite you#ehuagahjsjsk#anyways#Ninjago fans be like here’s kai and his 10 million smoking addictions#while canon kai becomes a fucking martial arts teacher bc he actually has healthier coping mechanisms and doesn’t live in gloom and doom#like people want him too#the people who ignore how he coped with Seabound because they think crying for a year is the only valid way to grieve#still gets me#I’m sure he was sad and yeah we could’ve seen more focus with him#but like man did not go on an angst arc he healed he tried to put good in the world and uphold his sisters memory#it was sweet to see and it showcases his character growth from his arc in s11#doing what he can inspite of loss and doing it for the kids#WHY DO WE IGNORE THIS#AHHHH#ninjago
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Theres no season 4 because theyre too scared to animate the canon gay couple. They know its going to change the dr stone mrm ecosystem forever
#its the smug way that xeno introduces stanley as 'ex military' like yes he used to work for the state but now he works for ME#Listen to my problems#like tsukasen is already so popular if theyre gonna introduce another hot guy x silly guy couple AND theyre adults AND theyre evil#itll be fucking game over. actually maybe not. since theyre adults. they only wanna do dj of kids#and the current stanxeno doujins all have a very specific mature bl vibe that tsukasen struggles to match#and its so fucking funny when he immediately cracks an inside joke because he doesnt like stanleys smoking habit but hes literally the one#making the cigarettes for him like he just fucking loves him its so funny. and then when we see stan actually doing his job he complains#that xeno likes overloading him with equipment because he wants him to be at his best#and near the end he... he SHYLY hands him a pack of chewable tobacco like 'here since you cant smoke in space' <- HUH#like thinking of his nicotine addiction is already crazy enough but SHYLY looking away and handing them to him ? what was that ? why#did he get nervous ? is he gay ?#im not even talking about the face grab scene because stanley was literally about to make out with him if senku wasnt standing right there#this isnt fanfic like he reached out in canon and grabbed xenos chin and forcibly tilted his head up to look into his eyes#and it wasnt for a contrived plot reason he just did that because he wanted to. and it was never explained#like senku staring at ryusuis ass can be explained away because he just likes guys but stanley doing that was so actively and aggressively#homosexual behaviour i cant stress how much he just randomly did that#and the focus on his lips in the previous panels before that part. also pretty funny#his lips that were so beautiful that everybody thought he wore lipstick but no theyre just a perfect shade of deep red
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Just showed kids how to make a fake cigarette
@local-lover-boy I’m such a good babysitter
#I don’t know why someone would trust me with their kids#Babysitting#I just smoked paper to explain how it works#The older one asked me how people made fake cigarettes for movies so as a ‘former’ cosplayer I shared my tricks#‘Former’ solely because I just don’t have the energy for it
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