#My girlfriend asked ne out in a walmart.

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Imagine this:

Me and you, a friend, go into Walmart.

We're talking about how we are like an old married couple shopping for their kids.

You see a blanket you like, and I buy it for you.

You make a joke, asking if I'm your suggar daddy.

I'm joke back, saying of course, anything for you.

We make more Seggsual jokes.

It's ok though 'cause we're wearing socks.

Socks mean no homo.

UH OH.

I'm wearing shark sandals.

WITHOUT SOCKS?!?

So I look gay.

But you're wearing socks, so it cancels out.

At least that what we think until we look down.

OH NO.

You're not wearing socks either.

So it was Full homo.

And now we're dating.

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