#My brain going randomly haywire while nursing

[black-feather-fiction]

I was thinking about an Avengers/ Norse Mythology crossover where Loki crashes an Avenger party Lokisenna style, kills the servant, insults everyone, admits to having killed Baldr and gets beaten up at the end, and suddenly I realised that this is the actual fucking plot of the first Avengers movie. Earth is the party he crashes, the servant is the facility he destroys, the insults are continuous and the last straw, the thing that leads to his defeat and Hulk pummeling is Loki killing Coulson, the nice unassuming guy that everyone liked.

Coulson is fucking Baldr.

Fury is Odin, Nat would be Freya? Hulk is probably a second version of Thor. Not sure about Clint, Steve and Tony yet, but I'm sure I can make them fit.

And Coulson is fucking Baldr!

The Avengers movie is the Lokisenna, peeps.

I wouldn't even be surprised anymore if that had been deliberate parallelism.