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anothermonikan · 11 months ago

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It's vague as to why the secret team within MES is on the verge of losing their jobs, but here's my theory:

One time Ive got too handsy with a very important client server and pulled a critical wire and lost critical client data. This client was a big funder for MES and lost trust when Ive was, well, caught in the act so to say, and pulled all their funding.

The only reason Ive wasn't fired for this incident is because MES is like, desperate for employees and doesn't have that many applicants and because Paula compromised by agreeing to supervise Ive while dealing with clients and client equipment

#HAHA UM. OBJECTUM IVE LASTER BE UPON YE #Ive Laster flirts with the office equipment and everyone forgets that other people don't get it #they'll be walking a visitor or client through and Ive will be chatting up the vending machine and Paula will have to be like #'Oh they're always like that ignore them :)'#(Ive will get scolded later. They will not learn their lesson)#I think Ive is POSIC+ also yeah! Why not!#My MES mutuals better incorporate this into their belief systems smh /j #sdhsdhdshdsh #DDLC+#Doki doki literature club+#MES #Android.txt

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