#Muriel and Portia are the only ones I trust with my squeaky office chair

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Fuck it. Arcana LIs and How They Would Do Fixing Things

DNI

Inspired by a chat a new friend and I had over her broken car handle HCs under the cut cause this might get long--

🔮 Asra

- Absolutely could use magic to fix whatever's broken. - Likes trying to do it manually first, though. Means more time to chat if you're around to help/supervise ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ - Completely useless for big projects though. If it's too big for them to confidently fix, he'll joke about how "it's probably not that broken," before calling the proper repair person. - If it can't be fixed they'll help save up to get a new one. - "Next time we can give Faust a try at it, I think she'll be better at getting into all the little nooks and crannies."

👑 Nadia

- Will take any chance to get out her woodworking tools, even if those definitely aren't the tool for the job. - Might not know the exact ins and outs of what she's supposed to be helping you with but she cannot wait to take it apart and figure it out. - Super organized when she takes things apart. Everything is put in it's own spot off to the side. - If she doesn't manage to fix it, she'll just buy you a replacement if you want it. - "Well, at least we got some quality time together, didn't we? You saved my afternoon from yet another dull meeting."

🩸 Julian

- King of pretending to know what the fuck he's doing. - Has gotten many a sunburn working outside trying to repair stuff. - The only thing he's really good at is tying knots, if anything else is needed there's like a 75% chance he's just going to break it more. - If/when he fucks up he feels so guilty and insists on replacing whatever it was that was broken. - "No I got it. No we don't need to call a repair person, I can fix it! Those people are expensive, you don't need to call!!" [two hours later] "Ok I'm calling the repair person."

🐻 Muriel

- Unless it's mechanical, he's got it fixed in like three hours tops. - Laser focused, it's like you're not even there if you're helping/supervising. - If it's beyond repair he'll just make you a new one himself. - BRSE (Big Ron Swanson Energy) - "... There. Done."

🐱 Portia

- Ridiculously handy. She's GOT THIS. - Being the Countess' right-hand lady means she's got to be ready to fix anything at the drop of a hat and she's got experience. - Makes horrible puns the entire time and you can tell she's winking if she's not in your line of sight. - Literally you will never have to call the repair person again, she's got this in the bag. - "Ta-da! Good-as-new! Now do I get a reward for helping or...? :3c"

🗡 Lucio

- It's just one "oopsie" after another. - He's like a babe in the woods he has absolutely no idea what the hell he's doing at any given time in the process. - You know it, he knows it, but he's going to pretend like his life depends on it like he's got it covered. - Will fuck it up and he gets so frustrated afterwards he might just kick whatever he's supposed to be fixing and make it even worse. - "So uh... Might have made another oopsie BUT. Watch this-- PORTIAAA! MC NEEDS THEIR THINGY FIXED."